Zheng Jian was making a fuss below, and the performances of the classmates on the stage were not affected by him at all, so he could brag or brag on the stage no matter how he made a fuss off the stage. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In other words, there are many people applauding, more people watching the excitement, and countless people who find it funny.

But there are also those who think that they have read these jokes on the Internet for a long time, and they have already seen them at the Spring Festival Gala, but what!?

But what? These students of Zhonghai University, well, completely deduce different versions, and they are a little bit tall in all kinds of spoken languages and languages, for example: English version, Japanese version, Korean version, German version, French version, and even Spanish version, Canadian version and Thai version they all use it, just such a simple sketch... The cross talk sketch - bragging about the skin, it can really be described as rich and colorful, which is eye-opening.

However, there is also a disadvantage, that is, if these students in school usually do not work hard to study the language subject, then they will not understand what they are saying, and it will not be so interesting. After all, this is not a TV series, no one translates, and it is impossible for someone to translate crosstalk sketches for others in Chinese next to it, which will seem a little strange, right?

So, according to this situation, the competition between Zheng Jian and Long Yu is very likely to have a chance to turn around.

But this chance of a comeback was before Zheng Jian got drunk, and as for after he is drunk now?! Hehe, the result is unimaginable, just let him resign himself to fate, let's wait and see.

A: What else do you want to brag?

B: Come on.

A: Come on.

B: Tell you! I'm a very capable person!

A: What are you capable of?

B: I am a man who can read with his ears.

A: You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

B: What are you capable of?

A: I eat a lot through my nose.

B: Then I can use my armpits to find minerals.

A: I can use my throat to generate electricity.

B: I can see people through the wall.

A: I can see your money through your clothes.

"I said, brother, you two are endless! If you want to fight, you can fight alone, and it's useless to just talk about it. If you don't hand over the stage to me, I'll go up and help you deal with a trick or two, and I'm sure it's going to be useful." Zheng Jian sat and sits, suddenly churned again, stood up directly, pointed to the two bald heads on the stage with his finger, and said: "Acting in a cross talk sketch is so grinding and chirping, I'm about to fall asleep!" …… Hehehe! After saying that, there was a long pause in the middle, his eyes closed without moving, and suddenly he opened his eyes again, and then there was a smirk, this is going to fall asleep, it is simply a demon.

"Brother Jian, my eldest brother, can you stop for a while, my heart can't stand it, this is the 300th anniversary of the school, so many beauties are staring, just like a fool, you are not ashamed of panicking, I don't think I am." Du Yuan hurriedly pulled him down again,

Du Yuan was afraid that he would cause trouble again, and it would be their entire dormitory that would be punished at that time.

So when these people in the vicinity all looked back at them and pointed at them, Zheng Jian was completely stupid and happy, and he couldn't pull them back, so Fu Pai apologized to them vigorously, saying: "I'm sorry everyone, we are talking about the lines, the lines, you look at yours, look at yours." ”

quietly appeased Zheng Jian again, so that the impact did not become bigger, as long as it did not alarm the teacher and the principal, it was OK.

However, don't say it, Zheng Jian, the old man, is drunk and has a lot of temper, so he likes to make trouble with him, and if he can't provoke anyone, he will pick the thorny ones to provoke.

The key is to cause trouble in public, and he is not responsible, and when he wakes up the next day, he forgets everything. It's these who are roommates with him, but fortunately, they're used to it.

Du Yuan still remembered that Zheng Jian had such an experience before, as if to celebrate the birthday of a classmate, the two of them drank a little more with others, and the beer at this time was fine, but it was the most concentrated liquor.

As a result, he was going crazy when he was drunk, and then as long as someone went up to talk to him, he would bite whom, and the guy who persuaded him to drink was bitten by him, and he was still ruthless, that scene, not to mention that posture, he couldn't stop it.

Later, everyone was bitten and frightened, so they simply ignored him, didn't talk to him, and left him alone, and then he honestly twisted his waist and twisted his ass and jumped, jumped and sang for a while, and then fell asleep on the table, and they helped him out and took a taxi to send him back to the bedroom.

"Handsome guy anchor, your cross talk performance is good enough, why is it not over yet. I was almost asleep doing my homework. ”

Interesting, haha.

"It's almost there, babes, I guess there's five minutes left."

"Okay, let's just let them catch their breath for a while, and I'll do a math problem first."

"By the way, anchor, talk to me privately when Brother Zheng's performance arrives."

"Don't worry, I'll be coming to see all of you when the time comes. Don't ask for yachts and planes, just ask for a few small flowers. Ahh ”

Seeing that Yunqi was chatting with his little cuties by himself, he didn't notice that Fu Pai was calling him for him, so Fu Pai slapped Yunqi a few more times, Yunqi was too focused on his live broadcast room, and still didn't respond, so Fu Pai directly took off his headphones.

Yunqi jumped up at this time, covered his mobile phone, turned his head and asked, "I said, big brother, what's wrong?" Can we stop being so rude?! ”

"Yunqi, look at Brother Jian for yourself, what did you give him to drink? They're all drunk, and they're all going crazy when they're drunk! You're still in the mood to flirt here! Du Yuan hurriedly pushed the wheelchair, pushed Zheng Jian over, and said complainingly.

"That's it! I just drank a drink, it's not wine, it's a canned drink, huh, don't believe you? Yunqi pointed to the black trash can at the back of the auditorium, and then said.

Fu Pai leaned over to take a look, and it was really a decent canned drink!

I have to say that at this time, Fu Pai and Du Yuan, who did not learn English well, were also recruited at the same time.

Could it be that Brother Jian will get drunk if he drinks a drink?!

This amount of alcohol is too bad, isn't it?

The three of them shook their heads at each other, looked at each other for a moment, and then sat down again.

The audience is lively, and the stage is also lively.

B: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

A: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

B: How I blow, how he blows!

A: Come on!

B: It's bad to eat. I swallowed my chopsticks!

A: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'm going to swallow the spoon!

B: I'm eating and eating and it's going bad! I bit off a piece of the plate.

A: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'll take a bite off the big bowl!