This is the most concentrated liquor in the UK!

An ordinary man, after a few sips, he already feels the top, but he actually drank a whole can in one go, there is a kind!

Let's only be secretly happy in our hearts and don't tell him, haha. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

At this time, the male classmate who went to the toilet came back with a red face, he returned to his seat, looked down and saw that his liquor was gone, and then secretly asked around: "Hey, buddy, did you see my drink just now?!" ”

"What drink?!" Someone asked.

"It's just a red can, it's all in English, have you ever seen it? I just put it in my seat, why is it gone in a blink of an eye. The male classmate said with a blank face.

"You said that bottle, it was taken by the boy in white just now, yes, it was taken away by the boy with a lot of acne on his face, I saw it." A classmate said.

"Holy! The duck to the beak actually flew, I'm going to look for him! The boy's face was even redder, and he looked a little drunk, and he said a little excitedly.

"I said at the same table, isn't it just a bottle of drink, and if you lose it, you lose it." Another boy on the side pulled him down and said, "Is this drink worth a lot?" It's still delicious, forget it, I think they're all classmates, don't fight. It's not worth it for a drink. ”

The red-faced male classmate quietly pulled him and said, "No, you don't know, that's the case, I'll tell you secretly, don't tell others." The can just now wasn't actually a drink, but a foreign liquor that I bought on the Internet, and it was full of English letters, so that others couldn't tell that I was drinking. I usually love this, and you don't know it. ”

"What? It's liquor, it's still imported, you're bold, if the old class knows, it's not, it's a matter of cleaning the toilet for a year, and it is estimated that you have to pull it out for the whole class to criticize. The classmate next to him covered his mouth in surprise and said.

"Shhhh Be quiet! If you hear it later, it's really miserable! Forget it, when the crowd disperses, I'll settle accounts with them again, and they actually stole my things...! ”

The cross talk on stage is getting more and more interesting!

A: I also had a high fever last night!

B: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

A: I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

B: You're not afraid of being burned! ”

A: I slept at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day I saw that it was all popcorn!

B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I looked at it the next day, the quilt burned a big hole!

A: I'm taller than a building!

B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!

A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

B: What about your face?

A: Shameless braggarts!

B: Hey! -----

How about A?

B again.

"Hahaha! You can have this! Come again and again. Zheng Jian suddenly sat up from his wheelchair and slapped him vigorously, completely ignoring the occasion.

Moreover, if you look closely, his face also looks very red, and it looks like he is drunk.

The classmates around him turned their heads and looked at him, Zheng Jian still didn't react, and continued to laugh, laughing and laughing, and the kind of people who had been talking to his companions below, that is, Yunqi and Fu Pai and Du Yuan, a few of them chatted.

"Hahaha, look at those two little bald heads, you don't see it, they don't look good, but, this expression... The language expression ability is still quite strong, the key is humor, and I have a fight, and some fight. You said that if I had them so good, would I be able to blow the sky and the house down? ”

The more Zheng Jian talked, the more he talked, the more he talked, and in the end, his voice became louder and louder.

In addition to the voices of the two little monks on the stage, the rest of the auditorium was Zheng Jian's voice.

Zheng Jian twisted his ass and waist, twisted and patted, suddenly stopped, and said: "No, the more I listen to them, the more familiar they feel on stage, isn't this a joke on the Internet?!" "This relationship is not the original cross talk! No wonder it's so funny, but it lacks the ability to innovate!

Before Zheng Jian finished speaking, he was quickly pulled down by Du Yuan, who was sitting on the side. "I said Brother Jian, you are going to die, there are so many people, the old class is still there, and the principal is also there, don't die!"

"I said, don't pull me, Du Da Fatty, what are you afraid of, I'm not afraid of the king of heaven and Laozi." Zheng Jian was pulled down by Du Yuan, and suddenly stood up again, and said with nonsense. He was already full of wine when he spoke.

At this time, Fu Pai, who was sitting next to them, whispered with disgust on his face: "Du Da Fatty, you pull him down quickly, he looks like he is definitely drunk, don't make any trouble." "Fu Pai usually likes to drink, so he can smell the smaller smell of wine, not to mention such a strong taste of liquor.

Du Yuan hurriedly stood up and leaned over to smell it, Zheng Jian was still smirking and talking nonsense, but when he smelled it, he was really full of wine.

was not taken aback, so he quickly pulled him down secretly, and quietly persuaded him in his ear: "Mom, why does it smell of alcohol?" Brother Jian, when did you drink? Aren't you going to perform later? If this is known by Lao Ban and Long Yu, you won't be able to take the board! ”

"Don't pull me, I didn't drink, I didn't drink anything, I only drank a bottle of canned drink!" was really a little uncooperative, was pulled down by Du Yuan, shouted, and then sat down.

"Who gave you a drink? Dragon Rain? No way, you're almost done. Isn't it a mistake to drink that thing, and besides, if the old class knows about it, you will definitely be punished! Du Yuan was quite nervous about him, he nervously hurriedly blocked Zheng Jian, calmed him down in his seat, didn't let him move, and didn't let him sit up again.

"Just now Yunqi gave me a drink, that feeling tastes pretty good, don't you say, I drink that taste, and it still feels a little old and dry. Ha ha. Zheng Jian is in a state of madness, just say something, and laugh around, laughing so that people are a little cautious and panicked.

"Yunqi, what's the matter with you kid?! I don't know if Brother Jian, he's going to perform later! How do you give him liquor? Are you deliberately uncomfortable? Why don't you speak, hey, I'm asking you, are you deaf? ”

Fu Pai couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull Yunqi over, he was wearing headphones and chatting with his little cuties.

"Yes, little cuties, I love you, wait a while, it's my master's performance, you must have a good cheer!"

"No problem, don't worry, handsome guys. What's the matter? ”