Chapter 103: The Bragging Family
“Monk,You dare to take me, I'm gonna kill you!” Stinky monk, you dare to bear me, I will kill you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info The Rabbit Queen was angry and had murderous intentions.
“Wukong,Help! Help! "Help, help!
I thought that Tang Chubby snickered and thought that no one would know, but all this was discovered by some careful people, including Zheng Jian and Mayor Yang.
Sun Wukong stepped on colorful auspicious clouds and fell from the sky, well, in fact, he stepped on a ball of white cotton, and then jumped down. Then he pointed at the rabbit queen with the golden hoop and said, "Where the devil goes, eat my old sun!" "Demon, where to run, eat my grandson!
“Oh! Qi tian da daa! "Ahh Monkey King! The queen screamed and fell straight back.
“No,Queen!” The other goblins fled in fright.
"Wow, that's a pretty handsome appearance!"
"This little baby, so smart, boy or girl?"
"Of course it's a boy, but he's more delicate! If only there weren't so many hairs on the face. ”
"Don't you understand that this is true? Brother Monkey just wants to have monkey hair? ”
"Hahaha, don't talk about it, I'm already a fan of him."
"It's just a shame. His appearance only has a few lines, and it's over. ”
"There's no way, the plot needs it, and the school celebration performance also has a time limit."
The last scene, "Ahhh With a scream, the Rabbit Queen was knocked by Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, and a white rabbit jumped out of his body, and the real queen fell into Sun Wukong's arms and fainted.
The ending that was cut out in the follow-up: Tang Seng turned into a jade rabbit essence, the queen fell in love with Sun Wukong, and a lover eventually became a family. Baa!
The performance of the freshman class can be said to be expected!
The teachers and students of the school, the principal and the mayor, and of course, the beautiful and handsome seniors all liked their performances very much, and the cheers and shouts and applause came one after another!
At this time, the pressure on Zheng Jian's class was even greater, and the more they got to the end, the greater the pressure.
Just after the performance, he got off the stage, and then a few hosts came up and were broadcasting, Zheng Jian didn't listen carefully, anyway, he only paid attention to the highest score, as long as their class exceeded their score.
Tang Fatpang's Big Trouble in Their Daughter Country - English version of Journey to the West, the last program was a singing program of the Yellow River chorus, which was magnificent, the chorus was quite grandiose, and the estimated score was quite good.
Sure enough, the results of the judges this time have come out, so the host is broadcasting the performance score on it.
"Thank you to the third class of the freshman year for bringing you such a wonderful performance, and the score of the Yellow River Chorus in the last program has come out." A beautiful hostess in a red dress walked up to the stage and said.
Then a male host wearing a black suit and a white shirt also walked up to the podium, and then said: "Remove a maximum score of 9.65 points, remove a minimum score of 9.05 points, so the final score of the Yellow River chorus of the fourth class of freshman students is: 9.35 points!" Everyone applauded and encouraged. ”
For a while, the audience burst into applause.
By the way, another hostess in a blue dress walked up to the stage, took her performance report sheet, and said into the microphone: "Thank you for bringing us such a wonderful performance, now, please let us enjoy the cross talk performance brought by the freshman and second class - "Bragging"! Everyone applauded and welcomed. ”
Bang bang, and there was another round of applause below, louder than the previous applause.
That's great! Although it's my favorite cross talk show bragging, I don't know how well they will perform?! Is there anything I said about cheapness, Zheng Jian thought so in his heart.
"Slut, how are you?! After this cross talk, it's our performance, you have to remember the lines, I'm a little nervous. Long Yu suddenly lowered his head and said something to Zheng Jian in his ear.
"Nervous, I'm not nervous at all, don't worry, I have long remembered this line!" Zheng Jian said very proudly.
"Slut, you'd better remember! If you dare to do something temporarily, see if I don't beat you to cry dad and call your mother! This is a very important performance, unlike the usual fights. Be strict with me, and you have to be careful in your performance, you know? Long Yu raised his fist and threatened him.
"Alright, alright, I know! I'm in my aunt and grandmother, don't grind! I am forced by you to memorize lines every day, my head is cantilevered and stabbed, and I want to beat and scold at every turn, you say, in this case, if I can't memorize it, isn't this a fool? Zheng Jian waved his hand and said with a loveless expression.
At this time, two bald heads had already walked up on the stage, you said that they were two honest little bald heads with a slight sense of joy, and the two bare heads were round and reflective. Ha ha!
Interesting! Two little bald heads talk about cross talk, it should be said that one is tall, one is short, one is fat, and the other is thin, this appearance really has a little bit of cross talk style, at least it is slightly joyful, it looks cute, the face is fleshy, it's fun, and it's likeable.
The key is that the clothes on their bodies are really the kind of robes of cross talk, one is a black robe, this is a white robe, which is a little festive, and those who used to perform cross talk either wore yellow robes, or red robes, or blue robes, at least they all wore the same.
It's good for them, this is pretending to be forced and dead, ready to tease!
One black and one white, black and white impermanence?! Ha ha.
I'll see how they brag about this cowhide today! Zheng Jian was also interested for a while, he usually likes this type of joke very much! Comedy! Crosstalk and the like.
As soon as the two of them came up and started to speak, they began to greet each other, introduce each other, and then interact with the audience, and then naturally began to talk about their cross talk.
Blowing their cowhides, that's what is called blowing their cowhides!
Crosstalk Performance: Bragging! Begin!
Little Bald Armor: Our family is a family of braggarts!
Little bald head B: Our family is still a bragging professional!
Yo ho! Boasting family, I want to see how they blow, I am so good? Can I blow it?!
Yunqi's live broadcast room was also quite lively, and it suddenly exploded.
"These two little bald heads are so joyful!"
"Pippi Shrimp, let's go!"
"Brother anchor, why are these two bear children on stage!"
"Hey! Little monk, your mother told you to go home for dinner! ”
"Hahaha! As soon as the opening is full of gunsmoke, look forward to it! ”
"Haha, it's fun, let's just say, my live broadcast room is definitely fun. I've let you watch so many performances today, and I don't mean it. ”