"Anchor, why hasn't Brother Zheng performed yet?! My mom told me to go out to eat, but I couldn't bear it, and there was no wifi outside! ”

"Soon, soon, baby hold on for another half an hour, your family, Brother Zheng is about to appear in a wheelchair, and secretly tell you that he is performing martial arts!" Yunqi flirted with the headphones, and the sultry voice was really drunk!

"Yes, yes!"

"Haha, perform martial arts!"

"I'm going to see it too! That's great! ”

……

A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

B: Our family brags and still hasn't paid the money!

A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.

B: Crawling?

A: Who is born to crawl?

B: How do you get there?

A: The bed is used as a toilet!

B: It's called bedwetting!

A: I'll be running in three months.

B: That must be a freak!

A: My mom went to work in three months, and I had to run from my grandmother's house/grandma's house to both ends.

The two little bald heads on the podium, you fight with me, it's really fun. Amused the students in the audience, happy. The key is that people use Mandarin to brag, the two of them are good, from beginning to end, every conversation will change an accent, even Sichuan, Chongqing, Northern Shaanxi, Shaanxi, Hunan, Hubei, as well as Hokkien, Guangzhou, Hong Kong, etc., of course, English is also available!

This cross talk performance is completely a demonstration of their super language ability!

You said it wouldn't provoke these judges to be very optimistic? Even the headmaster's face was about to laugh, it was really terrifying. There are talented people from generation to generation, and one generation is stronger than the next!

Which one is strong in cross talk performance, come to Heaven to find Zhonghai University! Ha ha!

B: Just run!

A: If you want to brag, I'm not compared.

B: I don't believe it, do you dare to compare it here?

A: Blowing here? No problem!

B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!

B: Oops, I have a fever!

"Hahaha! It's so funny, it's so funny. These two little monks are cheap, they are really cheap, they are cheaper than me! Zheng Jian watched the cross talk performance on the stage and laughed heartily.

"What to do, I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous!" Because she wasn't so nervous about practicing, and she didn't know what was going on today, she became very nervous when it came to performing.

"Nervous, don't be nervous, isn't it just a show, anyway, it's just to start fighting as soon as you go up and play your true colors." At this time, Yunqi, who was sitting next to her, began to be nervous for her, chatting live on the headphones, and fanning her, he was really cheap, and he was not afraid that Long Yu would not be able to control her to beat him by herself, and he dared to run over to offer his courtesy!

"Hahaha! This terrier is good! Not bad! However, Zheng Jian on the other side watched the cross talk performance very energetically, and simply ignored Long Yu and hung Long Yu aside, when the air was the same, Long Yu was very nervous, it is estimated that she saw that others performed very well, and her heart was even more nervous.

Therefore, Long Yu kept patting her chest on the side, and then paced, pacing back and forth, and finally somehow, she walked over, shook Zheng Jian's shoulder and said, "Slut, why are you so calm?" You're still laughing so hahaha, you're going to perform for us right away, or let's go backstage to practice again, and if you laugh again, your makeup will fall off. ”

"I said don't make a noise to me watching cross talk, I'm about to start performing, if you're nervous, drink more water, you're also in the way here, it affects my mood to watch the show!" Zheng Jian performed in the real sense of what is called a real slut.

"I'm rubbing! Slut, you're looking for a fight, right? Long Yu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight.

"Hmph, follow me again, there are so many people here, you really want to be famous, you just call, I will never fight back." Zheng Jian turned around, she stuck out her tongue, made a pig face, and said.

"I'll kill you! Tell me to give me a! Long Yu really went berserk, picked up Zheng Jian's clothes and was about to fight.

Zheng Jian looked cheap, and whispered: "Help!" Long Yu hit someone, help! Long Yu beats people! Actually, he didn't want to alarm these people, he just wanted to scare Long Yu's away, haha it's too funny.

"Xiaoyuyu, so many people are watching! The world is so wonderful, you must not be so irritable, calm down, you have to be calm, Brother Zheng don't say a word, look at your cross talk! Fortunately, Yunqi on the side quickly stopped Long Yu!

"I said Yunqi, why are you kidding me, is it itchy and want to be beaten? Tell you don't pull me, I'm going to beat this slut to death, and I want to kick him to death when he looks like him. Long Yu continued to go berserk, and a few classmates had already noticed them here

Yunqi hurriedly pulled Long Yu, and then handed her a bottle of drink, which was a can of drink, and he didn't even look at it, and he didn't know who it was, and he didn't open it, so he picked it up directly and offered it to Long Yu.

"Come on, Xiaoyuyu, don't be angry, drink some drinks and drink some water, I heard others say that drinking water will be much better when you are nervous, you try, maybe it will work, but I haven't tried it."

"Fuck your sister, a raccoon dog, what kind of water to drink, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'm full of anger, I'll go backstage to prepare." As soon as Long Yu stomped his foot, the bottle of drink can smashed into Zheng Jian, directly hitting Zheng Jian's body, which was quite painful, and then Long Yu left without looking back, and scolded Yunqi, Yunqi was really lying down and was shot.

This bottle of drink from the sky can drink, Zheng Jian was happy in his heart, he was happier than winning the lottery, I said Yunqi, she didn't drink me, don't say I'm really a little thirsty.

Before Yunqi could stop him, Zheng Jian pulled the can open, raised his head and drank it with a grunt.

While drinking, he also complained: "Yo hey, it's delicious, it's delicious, I didn't expect this drink to taste the same as wine, and the taste is so mellow and strong." I said Yunqi, where did you buy it, take me with you next time. ”

"Brother, you really drank it, did I buy it, I just took it! When the person in the seat next to the healthy one went to the toilet, I brought his drink and borrowed flowers to offer the Buddha. , you actually drank it all. Yun Qi was dumbfounded, and his face was full of admiration and admiration.

"Damn! Why didn't you say it earlier, shhhh Come here! Come here, I'll destroy the corpse immediately! You act as if you didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, ok. ”

Then, Zheng Jian drank all the remaining large bottles of drink, and then threw the cans into the trash can on the side to destroy the body.

Obediently, let's quickly pull the uppercase shot to the English introduction on the top of the can in the trash!

This is the most concentrated liquor in the UK!