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[At the beginning of chaos, at the beginning of the ancient century, the sky god Ouranos galloped on the mother earth, suddenly rushed forward, lying on the earth, the eagle pierced into the dust, the heaven and earth roared, the earthquake trembled, the volcano roared, the thunderclouds rolled, and the showers poured...... This gave birth to the Twelve Titans!! 】

- This section is excerpted from the first section of the first chapter of the monkey version of the Greek mythology lecture [Golden Age], serious you will lose.

Then the eagle owl of Ouranos was cut down by his youngest son.

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The following text:

As the king of bear children in the East Village, Green certainly doesn't stay at home honestly because of a butt injury.

Soon after the little witch left, Green pestered his aunt to take him out to play, and the aunt readily agreed, and went out with Green on her back......

"When are you going to go to Candytown? Your aunt is working for a rich man there. ”

Walking on the road, he pointed to the maid clothes on his body, and said quite complacently: "I'm the housekeeper in the kitchen, and the bag raised you to be fat for nothing." ”

"Needless to say, the food of the rich is that damn local tyrant still has a penchant for watching stage plays, and from time to time he will spend a lot of money to hire a [formal] performing arts troupe to perform shows."

Candy Town is a town in Yad, because it is located on the only way to the royal city, the scale of this town is not small, and the rich man who worked in the sixteenth night is the business giant entrenched in this town.

What is the first reaction when you walk into Candy Town?

Sweet!

It's sweet!

Very sweet!

As if immersed in a fantasy country, the whole town is quiet in a sweet smell. The air seems to be filled with a rainbow of dreamy hues, enveloping the small town in intoxicating joy.

Outside Candy Town, the open road is lined with sugar cane herds that stretch as far as the eye can see. The purple jade-like trunk continues to show the rhythm of life with the breeze, and the jade-like sugarcane leaves at the end of the purple jade will quietly soothe the traveler's anxious heart in an instant.

In the central part of the sugar cane forest, a splendid sea of flowers comes into view. Trained stinging bees toiled back and forth in the sea of flowers, constantly producing the crystal honey that Grimm risked his life to get a little bit of.

Walking into the town, the streets are not lined with sacred trees that worship their own gods like in other cities, but a green willow with green silk. The long willow branches are carefully tied with colorful candies for people to eat as much as they want. And this thoughtful design has also won a lot of praise for Candy Town.

The paving tiles on the road are uniquely beaten into the shape of candy. In the crevices of the floor tiles, the soil where weeds have been carefully removed is planted with newborn beets. The delicate green leaves swagger between the bricks, and the young branches show the tenderness and vitality of life. It not only highlights the characteristics of the town, but also saves land to grow sugar crops.

It's called Candy Town, and naturally other shops are scarce and pitiful. In addition to a few specialty stores for necessities, large and small candy shops flood the town. Infected by the joyful atmosphere of the town, the clerks showed bright smiles and welcomed the arrival of children who came in an endless stream every day.

The rich man did not hesitate to spend a lot of money to replace all the carriages in the town with a fairy-tale pumpkin cart, and opened an unobtrusive path for the carriages and pedestrians passing through the town. In this way, [Fantasy Candy Town] has brought the daimyo to the whole continent.

However, this is of no avail.

At the end of the day, candy is always aimed at children. No matter how famous Candy Town is, it doesn't have much appeal to those [adults] who can really bring substantial benefits.

As for the official performing arts troupe......

Because it is important, it must be explained here.

The so-called "official" performing arts troupe is the kind of performing arts troupe that has been certified and recognized by many countries, they are not only large-scale, but also full of talents, and the funds for purchasing magic props to make special effects are also very sufficient, the scripts are the works of god-level bards, and the actors' skills are also very profound...... If you have to make a comparison, the official performing arts company is equivalent to our current Hollywood.

It is said that official performing arts troupes have their own academies dedicated to cultivating new actors, and I don't know if it's true or not.

If you want to invite these god-level performing arts troupes, you need a lot of money, not to mention the pricing of those senior actors, even if they are novice actors who are trying, the fees will be at least hundreds of gold coins.

If one gold coin is equal to a hundred silver coins, these coins are equivalent to Jack's expenses for about three thousand years.

From here, you can see how rotten the life of the boss of Sixteen Nights is.

"Really!?"

I remember mentioning that because the geographical location of Jad is slightly remote, for those large performing arts troupes with hundreds of gold coins per play, the salary that can be earned is just that, even if the stage is established in Jad, there will be no full seats at all, and the expensive tickets alone have stopped many people who come here.

Therefore, there will be the rampant phenomenon of unlicensed performing arts troupes such as [Magic Spike], [Meihu], [Supper], [Night Color], and [Face Swollen]. (This also shows from the side that the financial resources of a certain boss who can hire a regular team privately)

Because of this, Green, who grew up watching the third-rate programs of unlicensed performing arts troupes, suddenly became a little excited: "Is it true that I heard that regular performing arts troupes don't have Poro faces?" ”

Poro face generally refers to those actors whose acting skills are exaggerated, their skills are insufficient, and their expressions are the same.

This is a situation that can only occur among third-rate actors, obviously the script and lines are good, but they often fail to poke the audience's points because the actors' expressiveness is not enough. (Originally, there was no money to do special effects, and the acting skills were so bad, which often made the audience feel that the actor was perfunctory)

Seriously, the heroine of [Kamen Rider Bento] asked the actor who played the heroine of the film "Father's Love Like a Mountain" to play it, which made Green very dissatisfied, because that thing is a Poro face!!

I always feel that the introduction is a bit too much......

"Cousin, I want to ask something?"

At this moment, Thumbelina, who was sitting on Grimm's head, suddenly interjected.

"Huh?"

"It's my first time in this village, so I don't know ......"

Pointing into the distance, Maya's expression was subtle and a little painful: "The livestock in your village ...... It's all like this, do you have a personality? ”

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Green looked in some surprise in the direction Maya pointed. The eyes of the brave man of the bow, who had inherited the excellent eyesight, could clearly see without much effort that there was a cloud of smoke and dust in the distance, coming from the mountains and trees, and covering a toad...... Ahem, ahem, it's a string of words.

As the smoke and dust approached, the rumbling running sound became louder and louder, and the scene inside became clearer and clearer.

When he saw it clearly, Green also had an interjection -.

"Beep beep-"

"Babble————haha!!"

"Buzz~~~~Buzz~~~~Buzz!!"

"Puff Pur"

large domestic animals, galloping on the ground; Small domestic animals make all kinds of strange noises on the backs of large animals; They all dye themselves colorful with [washing, washing, blowing, and colored fruits], and the hair on their heads stands up to make moxican heads that are quite characteristic of domestic animals.

Staring at the bloodshot eyes, even the tongue was spit out and hung on the side of the mouth and kept flicking, the expression was vicious, the momentum was like a rainbow, and there was no meek and tame at all!

On the sign held high, the crooked font depicted by the writing tools of domestic animals such as duck paws, sheep's hooves, cownoses, rabbit ears, etc., is revealing the master's poor handwriting and arrogantly revealing his own thoughts.

[Fish-lipped humans, this village has been contracted by the Freedom Alliance! 】

[We are all fighters who yearn for peace and freedom and resist dictatorship, referred to as freedom fighters, is Uncle Ben a genius who came up with this title? Ahahahaha!! 】

[Who gave you the courage to enslave us, all human beings should die!!] 】

[After killing the Great Demon King, the next thing is your turn to call docile animals, but you are afraid of lions and tigers, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard fools, while there is still time, hurry back to your mother's arms and suck milk, hahaha!! 】

[Long live the head of the big sister Rabbit Beauty! ] Sister Rabbit Beauty has been going on for eternity! No. 1 in the world in the Freedom League!! 】

The camera pulls away, and from a distance, the group of animals holding the banner of the revolution runs in front of the three Greens, and they notice that the individual domestic animals of the large, medium and small three people stick out their tongues and use hideous expressions, raise the wooden board with the [middle finger] painted on it, and then use their hooves to make a gesture of cutting their necks.

“……”

Sixteen Nights with Grimm on her back, Maya sat on Grimm's head, because her back to the camera, she couldn't see the expressions of the three men, they just stood still, letting the herd run past them, leaving a trail of smoke and dust all over the ground.

It wasn't until the animals disappeared from sight that the three of them pulled up the corners of their mouths and showed an expression very synchronously.

"Hey ......"

Crayon little new style lewd smile!

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Due to the previous period of visions from the sky and the approach of the Poseidon Festival, a large number of outsiders have recently moved into the East Village, which makes the actions of the nearby Poseidon Festival a little too busy. After all, the allocation of places in the house is enough to cause headaches, and even the sturdy village chief grandfather has lost weight for two laps in the past two days.

In the current East Village, in addition to various unique wooden houses and thatched houses, you can also see that large and small tents have been supported in those open places. Until the new house is built, the outsiders who come late will have to make do with it for the time being.

It happened that last night the village chief received a notice from the sub-district office of Yard Castle that after the Poseidon Festival, Yard Castle would be renovated, and the king ordered the treasury to be opened and a large number of civil engineering students (bricklayers) and architectural designers were recruited at great expense......

In this regard, the village chief can only call a meeting of the whole village to discuss the division of labor. For example, after the festival, whether you will contribute to the country first, or implement your own home first, the former can be employed with a high salary (the just king has always been generous), and the latter will live in a good feng shui house (in the future, more and more people will live in the East Village, and if you don't pay attention to this thing, it may be secretly occupied by later people.) The land in the East Village is shared by everyone, and you just need to say hello to the village chief to build a house).

In general, all the adults were called to the village chief's house for a meeting, and the children, in a rare way, were not called to help with the farm work.

"Uh...... That, Miss Viola? ”

Looking at the blonde girl sitting quietly reading a book in the grass shaded by the trees, Little Red Riding Hood Dalicia said in surprise, "What are you doing there?" ”

By the way, he silently spit out in his heart: "Obviously dressed as a peasant girl, but the quiet elegance that only a noble lady has, but it directly overflows all consciousness, no matter how many times I look at it, I feel that it is so discordant ......." ’

After seeing Linda Adam and his wife appear in his grandfather's conference room, Little Red Riding Hood plans to visit Green and take care of him in place of his parents. After all, in Little Red Riding Hood's impression, Green, who was so badly injured, must still be the same as if his whole body was covered in bandages.

Unexpectedly, halfway through, I saw Viola sitting under a tree in the shade, looking at the books in her hand very quietly, which formed a sharp contrast with the children playing wildly on the other side of the road.

"Huh? It's Dalicia. ”

Looking up at Little Red Riding Hood, Viola closed the book, smiled and patted the grass beside her: "Come, sit here." ”

The seemingly friendly invitation made Little Red Riding Hood really unable to find a reason to refuse.

So she walked towards Viola.

Then they met a blank stare behind Viola......

"Wow!"

Frightened, she took a step back, and Little Red Riding Hood's face turned a little blue. The big eyes that are lively and shining on weekdays have long since lost the whites of their eyes because of the shocking scene at this moment, and the smile that always hangs on their lips has disappeared, leaving only the twitching corners of their mouths to relieve the horror in Little Red Riding Label's heart.

She opened her mouth, and under Viola's puzzled expression, she said in a mournful tone, "That...... Haven't you even paid attention to your back? ”

Hearing this, the blonde girl's eyebrows raised slightly, and she turned her head to look back, but saw ......

A Shar Pei dog was holding the tree behind her motionless, staring at her with blank eyes.

'This dog...... When did you run behind me? Have I become less alert to my surroundings to this extent? Shaking her head, the blonde girl spoke in her strange way of speaking, "It's okay, no matter how big you are, it's just a dog." ”

"No, I didn't mean that, it's Tom's dog, it's ...... It's dangerous. As a native of East Village, Little Red Riding Hood knows very well what a ferocious dog Fat Dun is, and the noisy singing in the livestock pen at night has disturbed the dreams of many villagers.

Not to mention that Little Red Riding Hood can understand what animals say.

Yes, you read that right, it's something like a natural ability, Dalicia has been able to understand animals since she was a child, so she knows better than anyone how persecuted those animals are.

Thanks to this ability, Little Red Riding Hood is also jealous of Fat Dun.

Just like now, after seeing Little Red Riding Hood, Fat Dun just said a sentence honestly, which made Little Red Riding Hood feel like he was struck by thunder!

"Take ...... Can't take it out. ”

So it means that you can't take it out!!

PS: Oh, 4000 words, it's two chapters apart, so I didn't break my promise, right? If it weren't for the lack of time, I would have been able to water...... Write out 5000!

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