81. I will never take a dog leash lightly!!
Since it feels a bit draggy, let's press the accelerator key......
For the animals, the fat dun demon king is an erratic and elusive existence. When it chooses who to be lucky, the order never makes the animal feel irregular, which gives the animal a feeling of "as long as I want to pop, I can find a partner to solve it". Not to mention that the location and goal have never been a matter of consideration for Fat Dun, it is simply ...... It's even more ghostly than the king of ghosts. (At least Lance won't dry males)
Therefore, it is not easy to find the fat dun.
In addition, the domestic animals in the East Village, because of the long-term taunts of those flying flat-haired beasts, so the two types of creatures are quite incompatible. In the absence of an aerial perspective, the domestic animals' search for fat mounds is limited to scurrying around the village to try their luck.
Fortunately, the adults in the village are currently holding meetings at the village chief's house, and only children are witnessing the changes in the livestock.
However, because it was a small basin, he was really frightened when he witnessed this livestock rampage.
"Hmph... It's really easy for us to find, you cheap hormone aggregate. ”
At this time, the rabbit is beautiful, and the image is far from the white rabbit a few chapters ago who is pure and cute on the outside and dark and dirty on the inside. Her body is painted with a black skull that symbolizes death and fear, and her face is also painted with a hideous ghost face pattern similar to that of an Indian chief.
I saw it squatting on the back of a tall horse, like a queen on top, and said coldly: "Today, today, and even every year in the future, it will be the anniversary of the revenge of the whole village's livestock." And every year today, it will also be the day when you don't have animals to go to the grave! Dog thief, take your life! ”
As for the other domestic animals, they are surrounded by Fat Dun, Little Red Riding Hood, Viola, two people and a dog. Parkinson's tongue stuck out like a seizure, and kept making strange cries like "beep, beep, beep" and "purr" similar to locomotive starting.
Not to mention, the strange tone of their voices combined with the hideous expression of their tongues is indeed quite scary.
However, in response to the malice of these animals, the reaction of the principal fat dun was......
"Oh? Concubines, did you find Yin because you wanted to talk to me about it? ”
Because a part that could not pass the audit was stuck in the tree hole and could not be pulled out, Fat Dun could only talk with his back to many domestic animals, but at this time, its expression had become very humane and became a loyal and honest [Abe Gao and Face].
As soon as he heard the title of [Ai Concubine], the white rabbit's face was distorted, and he was about to speak, but a group of dogs next to it preemptively said with a tongue-curling voice:
"Shut up~~ Idiot! Who asked you to talk to Sister Rabbit with this attitude? Don't kneel down and beg to be trampled on, bald! "A ruffian horse with a mohican hairstyle on his head.
"It's infuriating to see this arrogant posture with its back to us, can I kill it? Can I kill it? "A cat licking its claws, combing its moxican hairstyle, her eyes condensing into needles, and her smile twisted.
"The sinful era of your reign of darkness is over, and the East Village will be refreshed. The prince has promised us that animals will no longer be slaves to human exploitation, that meat will never appear on the table, and that such a wonderful world is coming! And you are the proof that we are not qualified to usher in this beautiful qualification! "The calf, who has a hairstyle in an Elvis Presley airplane but is upright and very polite, seems to be a suitable person for the preaching work......
"Uhhh This is an untapped type of IQ that only blindly coaxes and sets off momentum.
Lying on the tree and silent for a long time, at last, Fat Dun spoke:
“…… Oh, yes? Have you already begun to rebel, though...... I had been expecting this day for a long time. ”
Its tone was calm, and the stupidity that had been revealed to the beasts in the past was long gone. In the face of crisis, this man... The dog finally showed the kingly spirit that precipitated under the surface:
"But ......"
"I will never take a dog !! easily"
There was a roar, but I saw that the fat dun was angry and dantian, the murder weapon was as hard as dark iron, and the scorching heat erupted like a Yellowstone volcano. But I saw a black-clothed priest suddenly outside the sky, with a three-foot black key in his left hand and mapo tofu in his right hand, with a happy expression ♂ and a solemn attitude. Just listen to a loud "pop", and the three-meter-high tree should be broken into two! The vigorous fighting spirit rose on the surface of the body, and the blood veins were like mad demons, and he immediately turned around and pounced on the many rats who were trying to crusade against the demon king, and the [Sword of Residual Strength] under his crotch was already ready to go, and he would kill the rebels in an instant......
Of course, this is impossible, but after realizing his situation, Fat Dun quickly cooled down. According to the scientific principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction, the three-foot Songwen Guding Sword was transformed into a fish intestine sword, and it was very easy to get out of the bound state.
"In the face of such a number of people, there is not the slightest timidity, fat dun...... It's really a terrifying character known as the Demon King. The donkey prince hidden in the herd of domestic animals stared at the Shar Pei dog, which was almost the same size as it, and said slowly: "It has long been rumored in the rivers and lakes that this person has the blood of the ancient beast X God Sorrowful Wind, but this awe-inspiring momentum that transcends all beings in the world is not something that a soil dog who has been living in the countryside since he was a child can have. Could it be ...... Is his mother a primate killer? With noble blood but awe-inspiring bearing, in prison but not arrogant or impatient, this courage is indeed worthy of my attention, huh...... Not bad. ”
"It's not good, everyone's eyes are not good." Contrary to the donkey prince, who was still calmly doing the genealogical analysis of the fat dun, the cub of the brown bear took two steps back and exclaimed, "I have heard the saying that anger makes good people cruel, and when surrounded by such an arrogant attitude, these herbivores will definitely eat him raw!" ”
As if in response to the brown bear's words, the white rabbit's face sank, and he said coldly: "Kill it." ”
The eldest sister's order dare not be disobeyed, and besides, this order is also expected by everyone.
[Suddenly, the three-headed fierce dog rushed out of the army, as fast as the wind, as fast as thunder, with teeth like blades, with the intention of desperate death, brazenly rushed towards the demon king. 】
[Unexpectedly, Fat Dun smiled coldly, moved half a step slightly, flashed sideways, and threw a backhand stele on the face of one of the fierce dogs, and hit the dog's head with great force, but saw that the fierce dog couldn't control and bit the neck of his comrade on his side, blood gushing, and the crisis was imminent! 】
[But when I saw the accidentally injured person and Ling Yigou, his eyes turned red suddenly. The eyes of the two dogs are staggered, and the soldiers are divided into two ways. On the left side, there was a move of the pan dog out of the nest, Sen Sen's sharp teeth went straight to the thick neck of the fat dun to bite, and the right side was sideways and hunched, and the iron dog relied on the courage of the ten thousand people to crash into the hind legs of the fat dun. Two tricks are out, and it is impressive to make the fat dun ignore the head and tail, and the corpse is separated! 】
[Fat Dun's eyelids were raised, and he glanced at the two thunderous blows with slight disdain. The lotus step moved lightly, and the fat body seemed to cross thousands of mountains and rivers, and the phantom swept over the two dogs who looked like crazy, and then a divine dog swung its tail, sweeping towards the two dogs with the momentum of ten thousand jun. The two tough dog bodies that had been tempered for thousands of years couldn't withstand this seemingly unwinded commotion, and crashed into the surrounding trees with a miserable roar, shattering their shins all over their bodies!! 】
"The ......"
Little Red Riding Hood, who was originally so thundered by the scene in front of him that his mouth was wide open and his jaw was almost dislocated, looked up at Green and Sixteen Nights who were hiding in the trees to watch the play: "What's going on with that commentary just now?" Isn't it just three puppies estimated to be less than two months old, rushing up with their own strength and then being knocked down by Fat Dun with the advantage of their size? ”
'And it's so bad to bully the big or something, this dog!!' ’
Viola on the side didn't speak, maybe she didn't speak the moment she saw Green's face, and after she returned home two days ago, she carefully analyzed the unhappiness of her first encounter with Green, and finally came to the conclusion that she was not seen anything, everything was just nonsense from the unknown masked person, which made her secretly hate her immaturity. At the same time, at the same time, I must be more cautious in the face of others, and at the same time, in unfamiliar places, I must be more attentive and insipid.
When faced with an annoying imp like Green, [don't talk, don't care, don't touch] is the most useful thing to do.
However, this was of no avail, and after noticing the silent blonde girl under the tree, the bear child immediately pointed at her and exclaimed, "Ah! It's the thigh that the soul wore last time!! ”
Viola: "......"
Although it is often said that children often give strangers nicknames based on their first impressions, ...... Why did he have an impression of my thighs? The skirt I'm wearing is a mid-length one!!
"What? Soul Piercing!! ”
Hearing her nephew's name for the blonde girl, the masked maid suddenly shook, stared at the blonde girl violently, looked up and down, and made a slurp comment: "Hmm...... Indeed, the calm and calm temperament is seriously inconsistent with the dress, the vicissitudes of life in the eyes are calm, and the agility of a little girl around ten years old can not be seen at all, everything is not at all like the performance of a little girl in a mountain village. It would be too far-fetched to say that the nobles have cultivated a temperament since childhood, and it is a princess who is privately interviewed by Weifu, and her eyes still lack the squeamishness of greenhouse flowers or the dignity and pride brought by royal status......"
After the analysis, the maid let out an exclamation of "oh groove", and then, the next moment, Viola felt her legs tighten, and a huge hug pressed them together. Looking down, it was almost like teleporting, but I saw that the maid suddenly appeared at her feet, and circled her arms, which were so slender that they seemed to be broken at the touch of a pinch, as if iron tongs were clamping her legs, and lifted her high!
"Clams, clams, clams! I've found a treasure! The legendary soul piercing protagonist who can kill gods and demons has been captured by me!! Both fat and thick thighs are mine!! ”
"Bastard put down that thigh! That's when I found out first!! ”
Green suddenly didn't calm down, he hugged Viola's calf, who was only tall, and pulled it down. However, how could the strength of a child who had not yet grown up be comparable to that of the Shura clan, who was at its peak!?
So, the current scene is like this, the masked maid is holding the blonde girl's thighs high, and the black-haired little fart is holding the calves of the big girl with yellow flowers, and because of the height limit, he hangs like a swing......
"You two are almost enough! It's going to be very troublesome for people like that! My face is so black that I'm about to drip! His eyes are almost killing!! ”
The panicked Little Red Riding Hood waved his hands and loudly reprimanded the two big and small fools who didn't look at people's faces, while constantly trying to rush up and snatch a leg from Glyn's to free his new friend from the middle two hells.
The scene here is not much more noisy than the fierce battle between Fat Dun and the domestic animals!
PS: I didn't have a recommended ticket today, I'm not happy...... So the original two-in-one 4000 words, I subtracted 300 each, a total of 600, I was so witty.
Yes! I almost forgot...... I'll release all the character pictures in the second volume later.,Remember to read it when it's reviewed.。