Chapter 106: Egg Attack
While the TN/T trio was in full swing discussing joining the fish honey lineup, the whistle blew and the game resumed.
Back on the court, Mike Bibby really returned to the Hawks' five-man lineup. And judging from his pampered and forgetful expression, this old guy has adjusted his mentality. In addition, the Hawks replaced Malvin Williams with the only seven-foot big Pachulia on the team.
Unlike the Eagles, there were no changes to the five players on the court in Miami.
"Guess what I'm going to do against you next." Mike Bibi came up with a grim smile and a trash talk to Li Guanyu, it seems that he is recovering very well.
"I don't want to guess." Li Guanyu also smiled and said, "I only know that I will tattoo a sentence in the depths of your heart, 'Super-Lee can judge me except God'." ”
"Humph!" Mike Bibby snorted softly, turned around and went to catch the ball.
When Mike Bibby turned around, Li Guanyu did not cling to the defense, but quickly retreated to the half-court defensive line. Spoelstra was right, there were 48 minutes in a game, and Dwyanwade couldn't play, so he had to allocate his energy properly with the responsibility of attacking from the back and organising.
When Mike Bibby brought the basketball over, he immediately handed the basketball to Joe Johnson, and then shuttled slowly and leisurely throughout the court.
Swish! The two walked around for a while, and Joe Johnson hit a jumper in the horn area on the other side. Dorrell has done everything he can, but defense is not his strong point after all.
"I'll pass you the ball later, call back, man!" Li Guanyu stretched out his right hand and patted the shoulder of Dorrell Wright, who had a slightly lost expression, and said a word of relief. Then he took the basketball from Michael Beasley, turned around and was about to launch a fast break, when a black shadow attacked...... Syllable!
A solid punch in the lower abdomen.
Before he could cry out in pain, Mike Bibby's hand waved again...... Syllable!
The basketball was a straightforward steal...... Swish! Mike Bibby hit a three-pointer.
Before Li Guanyu could recover from the pain, Mike Bibby's annoying face came up again, and he shouted arrogantly: "Pee man, you are doomed!" ”
Looking at Mike Bibi's arrogant face unscrupulously revealed in front of him, Li Guanyu clenched his fists and wanted to smash it, but after a little thought, he finally cut off this wave of impulse. gasped, walked to the referee next to him amid the boos of the audience, lifted his clothes and pointed to the fist mark on his lower abdomen and said coldly to the referee: "You didn't blow the whistle on this ball just now?" ”
The referee ............was silent, although he wanted to say that he didn't see it, but the red and swollen fist marks on Li Guanyu's lower abdomen were dazzling, making him unable to say any stylized perfunctory words.
"You should get that executioner off and keep going like this, God knows if he'll pull out a knife and end my life." Li Guanyu continued to exert pressure, and he would not let the referee go.
"Please don't influence my decision, okay?" The referee raised the whistle with his right hand and said in a threatening gesture.
Seeing this, Li Guanyu did not stop there, but became even more domineering and aggressive: "Is your punishment a whistle to threaten an all-star player who has been violated??" Is your decision to send off a star who can attract hundreds of millions of viewers to sit in front of the TV? Is your decision to get Atlanta to acquiesce in dirty tactics to knock out the Miami Heat? ”
Li Guanyu's questioning was sharper than the other, and his aggressive momentum instantly made the referee angry, and he blew the whistle directly and gave Li Guanyu a T.
As soon as this T came out, the audience booed, but Li Guanyu smiled and turned around to ignore the referee. That's what he wants, it's much safer for him to have a t in his body than not to have a t in his body.
When Joe Johnson stood on the free throw line, the big screen above his head was replaying the scene where Mike Bibby punched Li Guanyu, and in an instant, there were boos, and greetings to the referee's various female family members came and went.
After hearing this, the referee's expression was uncertain. Although he now hates Li Guanyu who puts him in such an embarrassing situation, he does not dare to give Li Guanyu another t before the end of this game. As Li Guanyu said, Li Guanyu is an audience that can attract hundreds of millions of fans to sit in front of the TV, Miami is a well-deserved leader, and one of the league's top cash cows. Send him off? Let the fans watch a game without thrill points? He didn't have the guts yet.
In a sense, the impulsive referee has been tied to the chariot by Li Guanyu. Next, even if he saw Li Guanyu giving Mike Bibi the same counterattack, he didn't dare to blow T.
At this time, Spoelstra signaled to Li Guanyu if he wanted to take a break. Li Guanyu hurriedly waved his hand, for him, the fun had just begun.
"What's wrong? The peeing man, with a defeated face, actually went crazy at the referee, I really don't want to mix it up. Li Guanyu, who was next to Mike Bibi, mocked.
After Li Guanyu heard this, he chuckled and shook his head, not responding. After all, this guy is only one-eighth of Chinese blood, and 'retreating as advancing' is too advanced for him.
"I'm getting more and more reluctant about this guy." Pat Riley in the VIP box muttered, nicknamed God Operator, he naturally knew what Li Guanyu was planning.
Swish! Joe Johnson made a technical foul, and after the ball was scored, the ball remained with the Hawks.
When Joe Johnson sent the ball to Mike Bibby, Li Guanyu hurriedly pasted it.
Smack!
Mike Bibi quickly slapped the basketball twice in front of him, just trying to take advantage of the basketball trajectory to accelerate...... Syllable!
At the same time as the voice sounded, there was a hot pain in the left cheek, and in an instant, tears rushed out of the tear duct involuntarily. Blinking his eyelids twice, Li Guanyu was looking at his right hand with an innocent face, while the referee who was close at hand looked calm as if he hadn't seen it. Yes, now he doesn't even want to blow Li Guanyu for an ordinary foul.
Syllable...... Li Guanyu didn't give Mike Bibi too much time to be wronged, and stretched out his left hand to quickly slap the basketball that Mike Bibi stayed on his right waist to the court, and then chased the basketball like thunder.
When Mike Bibby turned around, Li Guanyu was already in the three-second zone...... Then it soared into the air like an eagle...... Rumble!
The powerful left hand split swept away the previous grievances of the American Airlines Center, and was replaced by passion, and everyone roared and cheered for Li Guanyu's slap in the face.
"Hey, sir, didn't you see that he just slapped me? Oh, look at my face! Mike Bibby leaned his left cheek in front of the referee and argued aggrievedly.
The referee was unmoved. There are two reasons, one is that the referee wants to find a fair ball, and the other is that Mike Bibby's face is so thick that there is no trace on it at all. But Mike Beebe was in real pain, and the inside of his tooth was trembling.
Seeing that the referee was unmoved, Mike Bibby immediately threatened like Li Guanyu: "Did you take money from Miami, such a black ............?"
Mike Bibi is also tsundere, but it's a pity that he is already old, who cares about his tsundere? Li Guanyu is a popular fried chicken.
Drip! Without hesitation, the referee gave him a T. After giving the t, the referee's whistle was not immediately pulled out, it was still stuffed in his mouth, and it was obvious that he was very interested in blowing the t after being troubled repeatedly.
Li Guanyu he can't afford to mess with, can't Mike Bibi be messed with than an old guy? Even if he is given two T's, the alliance will not say anything.
When Mike Bibi saw this, he immediately relented. After all, he is well-informed, and he knows that he will definitely not be able to please if he continues to make such a fuss, so he half-pushed and half-affected under the pull of his teammates, and he suffered this hot, sharp and stinging slap and a t.
Swish!
Li Guanyu hit the free throw steadily, and after the free throw, he did not forget to remind the 'gritted teeth' Mike Bibby: "There is a saying in China that 'the present world comes quickly'." It means that you must not offend a martial artist like me, who is blessed by the gods, otherwise you will be punished. ”
The translation is very Li style, Li Guanyu is a guy who can even translate 'Nanguanxi and Beiguanyu' into 'China's two great post-80s spiritual leaders'.
Mike Bibi scoffed at Li Guanyu's words, he didn't have time to listen to Li Guanyu's trash talk now, his mouth was hurting.
Drip! The whistle blew and he took the basketball from Dorrell Wright, and Mike Bibby stuck it up again. And it carries all sorts of eerie little moves - most of them attack the next three ways.
After all, Li Guanyu is half a martial arts practitioner, and he has Luo Kedi, a master of actual combat, who has tried his tricks in the past two months. Sanlu can still barely do it.
Therefore, in the case of paying attention, I didn't suffer the same dark loss as last time, at most, the balls were gently stroked at the moment when I broke through Mike Bibi.
Passing Mike Bibby, Joe Johnson immediately stepped forward to block the defense, Li Guanyu saw the opportunity and hurriedly stuffed the basketball to Dorrell Wright, who ran to the left wing 45 degrees outside the three-point line, and Dorrell Wright received the ball and threw it...... Swish!
added another assist to Li Guanyu.
After the ball was scored, Li Guanyu did not high-five Dorrell Wright for the first time, but ran to Mike Bibby, who was still 'gritting his teeth', glared at him viciously, and said with disdain: "Why are you so obscene? You're not an egg! You can't be glass, right? Tell you, my spear never violates any, and if you're empty, I can let Michael Biss use his fingers to loosen it for you. ”
"............" Mike Bibi was silent, firstly because of a toothache, and secondly, because he had indeed touched Li Guanyu's egg, and he couldn't argue.
"!"
Li Guanyu burst out with a concise and powerful national scolding, and ran away quickly. For a male surname with a normal surname orientation, being attacked by a strange man is not a happy thing after all.
(To be continued)