Why do I suddenly think this guy is actually pathetic?

Looking at Asilao's blank eyes and walking back to the bench area like a wandering spirit, Li Guanyu actually felt a wave of pity in his heart.

But soon she woke up to Avril's cheering, and when she turned around, Avril was waving her pink fist and cheering for Li Guanyu. Compared with the 'reserved' of the two female stars next to her, the punk girl is naturally much wilder.

Facing the cheering of his former idol, Li Guanyu subconsciously stretched out his fist and struck in the direction of Avril, and a sentence rolled out in his throat like singing heavy metal music: "I like your music, I still have your records!" ”

After receiving Li Guanyu's feedback, Avril was even more crazy, waving her right arm in a circle, stiffening her neck and pulling her throat in a dantian voice in response: "I'm already your fan!" ”

The interaction between the two is intense, like two rock singers meeting backstage.

And this scene did not escape the shooting of the cameras on the sidelines, and the images of the two immediately appeared on the big screen. Now the fans were stunned - could it be that this guy wants to use the game to seduce female stars?

Immediately, the fans in the stadium cheered for the group. All kinds of shouts such as "Super-Lee is a good man" and "Marry Super-Lee, you will have no worries for a lifetime" constantly sounded in the American Airlines Center Arena.

After Li Guanyu heard this, his face was full of embarrassment - do these guys think that I have little to do? I'd rather hear you boo than see you cheer me on.

Avril Avril is at a loss, are Miami fans supporting their stars like this? Is...... It's special enough. But, well, there's nothing wrong with making friends with him!

Even though Avril and Li Guanyu are still in an innocent relationship for the time being, they still attract four pairs of hostile eyes for Avril - Taylor Swift, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, and Katherine McPhee.

They don't want to have another strong competitor, you must know that the reason why they choose to huddle is that they are afraid that too many opponents will eventually lead to no share of the pie. There are too many monks and too little porridge, where will they let the 'monks' continue to grow?

Because there were too many voices of encouragement from the American Airlines Center, Li Guanyu finally failed to continue to communicate with his former idol. Walked quickly to the bench area, but when he walked to the 'Li Guanyu, Xiongqi' four-person group, a figure suddenly jumped up, and before Li Guanyu could dodge, his left eye and cheek were gently attacked at a 45-degree angle...... Kiss!

The audience was in an uproar.

Li Guanyu turned his head to look, and Taylor Swift looked at him innocently.

"You ......" Li Guanyu's angry voice finally digested itself before he came out of his mouth, he still didn't have the courage to lose his temper with the girl, and he was still interested in the girl.

"Don't be naughty, okay?" Li Guanyu leaned over and knocked the tsundere Taylor Swift down to the bench. The jealous Taylor Swift had a smile on her face, her goal had been achieved - she just wanted everyone to know that Li Guanyu belonged to her.

And at the moment, almost all the fans in the American Airlines Center arena were confused - what the hell was going on? Super-Lee had just accosted Avril on the other end and Taylor Swift gave him a kiss after a few steps? God, how does this seem more intricate than "Blood Labyrinth"?

The fans are confused, and Li Guanyu is sore. Because when he let go of Taylor Swift's shoulder and was about to get up, Jessica Alba grabbed his slender palm and slashed his palm twice.

Turning her head, Jessica Alba's face was not only written with tsundere but also strong desire and dissatisfaction.

Just when Li Guanyu was helpless, Jessica Alba stood up and whispered in Li Guanyu's ear: "I will wait for you at the Bauhinia Hotel tonight, if you dare not come, I will catch two snakes and throw them into your apartment!" ”

When Li Guanyu heard the snake, his scalp subconsciously went numb and trembled. By the time he came to his senses, Jessica Alba was already sitting down and staring at himself with a 'I'm optimistic about you' look.

The evil of American imperialism, the evil of capitalism.

Li Guanyu gritted his teeth in his heart, the wisdom of his life was ruined at the hands of the evil woman of the American Empire.

At this time, the confusion in the American Airlines Center arena became even stronger, and fans began to make unhealthy associations - could it be that Super-Lee was wet with rain and dew, and Jessica Alba and Taylor Swift were all in the room? Do they still know each other? God, guessing about the intricacies of the relationship between men and women is too challenging for my imagination.

In order to avoid more trouble, Li Guanyu took a big stride and walked quickly to the bench area. By the time he walked up to Spoelstra, the timeout had come, and Spoelstra was angry and amused when he saw this, but finally reached out and called a timeout.

"Ryu Kushi, can you reveal what Jessica said in your ear?" While Spoelstra hadn't yet set up his tactics, Michael Beasley leaned in and asked cheaply, and the teammates around him also felt concerned.

"Can't!" Li Guanyu is categorical, he doesn't want these sluts to know that what he is most afraid of is snakes, even if there is a 'flower mamba' in the nickname given to him by others.

"That's... Can you reveal when you're going to have sex with Avril? Michael Beasley's 'two' skills went to the next level, and said obscenely: "Can you ask her to sign me with her weak hand after the cannon is over?" You know, I'm actually a fan of hers too. ”

"Get out!" Li Guanyu's answer was polite, courteous, sonorous and powerful, for these two goods, he can only come hard.

"Ugh!" Michael Beasley lowered his head stupidly, and he always didn't dare to argue with Li Guanyu's scolding.

Michael Beasley was all drunk, and the other sluts naturally didn't dare to ask. In the past, those old guys could still rely on the old and sell the old, but now Li Guanyu has already fully locked in the core (one) position of the team, who dares to be presumptuous?

"Next, they're definitely going to put Mike Bibby on the pitch. Lee, I know you're tempted to humiliate him right now, but then you have to hold back and open up the team's attacking firepower first, and then say, the game is not one minute or two, but forty-eight minutes............" Spoelstra walked over and pointed to the tactical board and chattered at the players.

At the same time, the TN/T trio is also having a hard time.

"Don't you think Lee was a little too cruel to Ahirao like this? He's like a seasoned old cat playing with a fledgling little mouse. It's so humiliating, I think it's worse than a malicious foul. "At the beginning, Kenny Smith had a lot of complaints about Li Guanyu's 'cruel methods'.

"Evil? What do you mean by evil? Asilao is a salaried player, yes, he's a professional. You know what I mean? I mean, since he's getting a paycheck, what's this humiliation? If he couldn't stand the humiliation, he could have gone for a decent job, such as a plumber? Plumbers can sometimes get the favor of some housewives, and anyone who has seen the art films of the plumber series knows it! "Reggie Miller is quite ashamed of Kenny Smith's 'evil theory', not just because he is a fish honey, and in his opinion, don't be a professional player if you don't have good skills and can't stand the insults.

"I've seen the plumber series and it's a wonderful profession." When Charles Barkley heard this, his eyes were immediately squeezed into a slit by the flesh on his face, and his expression evolved into a daze. But soon the gap was suddenly opened again, revealing dark eyes. Then, I heard him shout in a sharp voice: "Oh my God, Lee actually went to hook up with Avril so quickly, and the fans in the audience were so exciting... They actually sang praises for Lee? They... Have you forgotten how you booed Lee in the first place? Fans are really creatures with no memory. ”

"Wow, it's even more exciting, Taylor Swift actually gave Super-Lee a kiss? God, tell me it's not acting, it's not Hollywood, it's Miami, it's a basketball court. Kenny Smith screamed as well.

"Haha, this is Super-Lee! Trust Him! The charm value is definitely going to increase by leaps and bounds! "Reggie Miller worked hard to sell Li Guanyu like a street vendor selling rat poison, and his expression was quite stubborn and domineering like 'rats don't die, I die'.

"Wow, my-god! The first beauty, Jessica Alba, actually whispered in his ear, what are they talking about? Are you talking about a date location? Why does the lover of my dreams give Lee a hug, and why? Charles Barkley, the dead fat man, looked depressed, and he hated that his dream lover ran to Li Guanyu's arms one by one.

"Now my blood pressure is a bit high, I don't want to roar." Kenny Smith said weakly: "But I still want to say: Lee, the NBA will remember you, Wilt Chamberlain, Dennis Rodman they are in front of you, it's not worth mentioning, their level is too low!" You are a full-level boss, and they are at most the little king of the first level! ”

"Audience friends! Want a glamour bonus? Do you want to give your favorite class flower a hug? Do you want a girl to lie on your bed with a straight buttocks with a hook of fingers? If you want it, call the hotline as soon as possible...... No, join us and become a noble and pure fish honey! Remember, sincerity is spirit, and sincerity must be sincere. Being a pure fish honey will make you get many, many ......" Reggie Miller instantly transformed from a street vendor selling rat poison to a TV station selling copycat bambook. Just the 998 kind.

"I swear that as long as Lee can have a super friendship relationship with Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, and Avril, I will be the best fish and honey in the past." Charles Barkley held out three calloused fingers and swore that judging by his fingers, he was not as flowery as he spoke, and more often than not, it might have solved on its own.

As soon as the oath was over, Reggie Miller reminded with a professional smile like a senior brother of the mountain: "You can only be the second religious, thank you." ”

"I swear that if Lee can have relationships with Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, Avril Lavigne, Anne Hathaway, Emma Watson, and Natalie Portman, I'll be the most devout fish honey." Kenny Smith also joins the swearers.

At this time, Reggie Miller reminded again: "You can only be the third pious, thank you." ”

(To be continued)