Chapter 29: The Functions of Viagra

He Ruodu smiled and said, "Actually, he is Fang Shaoyun's apprentice. ”

Li Chunwei said: "Damn, I'm still Wang Feiyu's apprentice." ”

Who are they? Now in Li Chunwei's opinion, there is no one who can be trusted, even an honest person like He Ruodu has become like this, what a pure team it was, it is really the wind of the world, there is no reason in the sky, and no one has a surname.

Seeing that Li Chunwei and his group didn't believe their words, He Ruodu could only shake his head: "No way, no one believes the truth these days." ”

Li Chunwei said you just pretend, don't you just find a lady-like bean sprouts, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, the gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, I don't believe that you will always be better than us, let's go.

At this time, the third person in Li Chunwei's group, Ah B, had just sat down, and when he heard Li Chunwei say that he was leaving, Ah B was not very happy, and he said to Li Chunwei: "No, viagra, it's not a kof game, we still have three people who haven't been on it, and I think he is playing very ordinary, let's just leave, it seems that it is too much to say." ”

Li Chunwei said: "You are a pig, if others are either shemales or demons, you can't see the pigs, if he is very general can cook me and Ah Gang, are you more powerful than the two of us, willing to gamble and lose, or don't send food to others, save others from saying that our team actually let a bean sprout be destroyed." ”

Ah B is right to think about it, and said mlgbd, then let's go back and find a way to destroy them again, after a group of people slapped their butts, the remaining three games were not played, and they left without looking back.

"I didn't expect you to be so powerful." Gao Yuanyuan was overjoyed to see that Liu Zhulang killed Li Chunwei and his group in three strokes and five divisions by two. However, Liu Zhulang just shook his head and said, "I'm not very good." ”

Gao Yuanyuan and He Ruodu felt more and more that Liu Zhulang was a bit unfathomable, because in martial arts novels, real masters would not say that Lao Tzu was the first in the world, and at the beginning, they said that Lao Tzu was invincible in the world, and the kind of people who were very good would usually be hacked to death by others with one knife. The current Liu Zhulang is obviously the kind of master who can kill people between talking and laughing.

But in fact, Liu Zhulang didn't mean to be modest at all, because Liu Zhulang himself understood that he was very lucky to win the two games just now, and if everyone fought with strength alone, he might not be able to win them. However, these two games also benefited Liu Zhulang a lot, although the two of them seemed to hit Liu Zhulang's knife edge, but face-to-face combat and playing in rookie paradise seem to be completely different, Liu Zhulang seems to have understood what Lulu means when he says to himself that the tactics that the other party can't think of are the best tactics.

In fact, not only what Lulu said, but also the essence that so many masters of Lanxing told Liu Zhulang Liu Zhulang only seemed to understand, but after these two games, Liu Zhulang was already in a trance and felt that in fact, many of the truths they said were the same, like Lulu said to use tactics that the other party couldn't think of, and Xiaoshi said to be insidious and cunning, and it is not contradictory to take the sword sideways, just like the one he defeated Li Chunwei, he is the upgraded base to confuse the opponent, For the tactics that I didn't expect to use pure fast dogs, and this tactic is exactly one of the tactics that Xiaoshi told himself, which is not a very conventional way of playing. And for an opponent like Li Chunwei who has been slow to upgrade to doping, it is also very feasible to produce a large number of speed dog bag clips, which coincides with what some masters of Blue Star said that the most important start is to use the surname.

The essence of those masters is actually the same as the unity of all laws in martial arts novels, and the same way is the same truth, whether you learn the iron sand palm or the bone palm or some other wild ball boxing, as long as you practice to the peak, there is no difference between the tricks and whatever, the difference is only the depth of the skill.

Although Liu Zhulang obviously couldn't figure out this truth at once, he finally straightened out a few threads from the mess in his head. Although these threads may only be one percent of the mess, because there are too many things that Blue Star's masters stuffed Liu Zhulang with their ancient brains, they have already made Liu Zhulang very useful. And everything is difficult at the beginning, Liu Zhulang can figure this point by himself, which means that he has already opened his mind.

Although Liu Zhulang was a little open-minded, he didn't play well in the next game.

Because many opponents did not hit his knife like Li Chunwei and his group, although his tactics were very correct, he couldn't keep up with his actions and reactions in many aspects, and he was often killed by others when he looked at the good situation. Although Liu Zhulang knew that he had done his best, He Ruodu and his group thought that he didn't want others to find out that there was a perverted master here.

And in the next so many games, although He Ruodu did not draw any too strong opponents, even if Liu Zhulang was defeated, He Ruodu also kept the bottom steadily, but there were too many teams participating in the competition this time, and when He Ruodu defeated the last player of the opponent after the finals, the group found that the time had reached nine o'clock in the evening.

In fact, if a person is fascinated, it is indeed easy to forget the passage of time.

Interstellar is a thing that is easy to fascinate people who like it and can't extricate themselves, He Ruodu still clearly remembers that he was in college, and went to the computer room after taking two buns in the morning, and when he picked up the buns and wanted to gnaw them, he found that it was dark.

Time is like flowing water, gone forever, He Ruodu often puts down the mouse and thinks that he has actually lost a lot of things when he looks at the nightfall, such as the university's CET-4 certificate and degree certificate, as well as the date that he forgot because of the competition. But loss is loss after all, every time you see people around you who are equally obsessed with the stars and think that you can one day achieve your ideals, He Ruodu's heart will be full of warmth and fighting spirit.

In the dark night, He Ruodu, who had a thousand yuan in his pocket, and Liu Zhulang, Ah Zuo, and Xiao Si returned to their residences.

The hearts of the group were extremely excited, but when they returned to their residence, they found that it was raining lightly in the sky, and the food stalls that were originally on the side of the road not far from He Ruodu's downstairs had all run away.

"Holy. Make no mistake. The group could only run back to He Ruodu's nest before they turned into soup chickens.

"Luckily, there are always instant noodles available."

Ah Zuo quickly pulled out a few packets of instant noodles from under the bed, as well as a few magazines that were not suitable for children. Ah Zuo likes to flip through these enthusiastic magazines when he eats, after all, he is twenty-six or seventeen, and he doesn't even have a decent first love, everyone can understand it, and he is tired of previewing and flipping through it does have a refreshing effect, He Ruodu and Xiaosi are also used to Ah Zuo eating noodles while studying the size of the cup. But today, because of Liu Zhulang's presence, Ah Zuo immediately stuffed it back again.

"Give." Ah Zuo Xiansai gave Liu Zhulang a pack of instant noodles, but was scolded by He Ruodu: "Make no mistake, don't you obviously have a bucket of unity?" Go, go to the kitchen and look for eggs. ”

When Xiao Si came out with a boiling kettle and said regretfully, report to the boss, our food stock is all gone, and even the eggshells are gone, Liu Zhulang knew that the reason why He Ruodu scolded Ah Zuo was because several people ate cheap miscellaneous instant noodles, and Ah Zuo later reacted and handed himself the most expensive bucket of uniform hundred.

"Not good! Forgot. When Ah Zuo ate a bite of noodles when he was almost soaked, he suddenly remembered: "Boss, no, we were going to send Liu Zhulang back today." ”

Liu Zhulang immediately shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, I'll just call Sister Lulu first." ”

He Ruodu's nest has a landline, and Liu Zhulang took it, but Dudu was still busy, and there was a very demonic voice saying that the phone you dialed was turned off, how. Liu Zhulang said very honestly: "Sister Lulu is still turned off, I'll go back tomorrow morning." ”

"Okay, I'll be back tomorrow morning." Ah Zuo uncovered the instant noodles that Liu Zhulang had soaked on the side and looked at it: "Come and eat, it's already soaked." ”

Liu Zhulang said: "It's okay, I smell very good." ”

Liu Zhulang has never been a picky eater, and he feels that the taste of this bowl of noodles is better than what he has eaten before, so he eats it very fragrant and quickly.

But Ah Zuo still seemed to have some regrets, he looked at He Ruodu and Xiao Si and said, "If only there was a viagra here." ”

He Ruodu asked strangely: "What do you want viagra for?" Isn't it good for you anymore, but no, you don't need to take viagra at this time. ”

Ah Zuo said: "Boss, you misunderstood, it's not that I want to eat, but I heard that the effect of Viagra is really good, one can be vertical and hard in everything, I read on the Internet that if you throw a Viagra into the noodles, the soft noodles can also be hard." ”

"Just blow it." He Ruodu and Xiao Si couldn't help laughing, and said: "If that's the case, then what do you want us men to do, if you are full and have nothing to do, go and practice jerking off, don't say these unnutritious words." ”

Liu Zhulang: "Jerk off? What is Handjob? ”

Hearing Liu Zhulang's words, He Ruodu realized that his words were easy to cause ambiguity, and explained embarrassedly: "A kind of air combat game, it is said that many European teams use it to practice the accuracy and hand speed of mouse clicks, and we have tried it and it seems to be really useful." ”

After a pause, He Ruodu asked Liu Zhulang curiously: "By the way, how do you usually practice mouse and keyboard clicks and hand speed?" ”

(To be continued)