Liu Zhulang shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”

He Ruodu: "I don't know? ”

Liu Zhulang said embarrassedly: "My time in Lanxing is too short, and they all say that my qualifications are too poor, I am too slow to learn, I haven't understood what they taught me, and they haven't taught me how to train my hand speed." ”

Ah Zuo: "Didn't teach you how to train your hand speed?" I don't think your slow hand speed is pretending? ”

Liu Zhulang touched his head and said, "That slow hand speed is indeed not something I pretended, I am indeed so slow." ”

Xiao Si said: "Damn, how is this possible." Your hand speed is only about two hundred, how can you mix it. ”

Liu Zhulang stretched out his feet, revealing his Li Ning brand sneakers, and said, "No way, Li Ning, everything is possible." ”

Ah Zuo: "It's possible to take it out and yo-yo to know, try to jerk off to know if it's a mule or a horse." ”

In fact, the airplane game that He Ruodu and others said is a shooting game similar to a beach landing battle, and the author is a gunner of a space fortress, and the enemy is swarming from all directions in the sky, some are planes, and some will land robots. Playing this game is all about precise clicks and quick reactions. Because artillery shells are limited, if you can't shoot down a sufficient number of enemy planes or hit the ammunition packs that fall in the sky before the shells are out of the air, you will become a squib and you can only wait for death. And if the reaction is not fast, it will soon be killed by planes flying from all directions. And it is precisely because of the difficulty and characteristics of this game, so many clubs on the Internet use this game as an auxiliary means to train players' reaction and speed, whether it is true He Ruodu and others don't know, but playing interstellar is tired, and playing this has a different taste.

Ah Zuo turned on the computer, entered the shooting game, and said to Liu Zhulang while demonstrating: "The left mouse button is the machine gun, and the right button is the missile, but you have to save a little bit, and you can only wait for death if you have more points, and we have set up the keyboard, Ctrl plus a number plus A is to reload ammunition, and the space is to change the field of vision." ”

"Roger." As soon as Liu Zhulang heard it, he knew that Ah Zuo and the others had also used their brains, and made the loading and ammunition into an interstellar formation attack, and the space for changing the field of vision was the same as switching back to the base from time to time in an interstellar war.

In Liu Zhulang's opinion, this shooting game is not much difficult, watching Ah Zuo fight is full of ease, and the small planes flying in the sky are killed one by one. But after Liu Zhulang took the mouse, he found that it was not so simple. If you move fast, you can't aim accurately, and if you aim, you won't have time to hit, but in a minute or two, Liu Zhulang really has no choice, so he can only sweep around with a machine gun like AK, until he runs out of ammunition and is easily killed by a few small planes.

Watching a small battleship like a mobile phone fly in front of him, and when the word gameover appeared on the screen, Liu Zhulang could only depressedly remember an advertising slogan: "Bird mobile phone, fighter in mobile phone." ”

Seeing Liu Zhulang's clumsy performance, Ah Zuo sighed: "It seems that you really have a slow hand speed." ”

Liu Zhulang was depressed to death, and said, "It seems that my talent is really too poor. ”

He Ruodu said: "Regardless of whether your talent is bad or not, I now kind of understand why Fang Shaoyun asked you to find Xie Xiaoshi." ”

Xiao Si Hula drank all the noodle soup at once, wiped his mouth and said, "Why?" Do you want Liu Zhulang to be an undercover agent? ”

"you. You think it's Infernal Affairs. Don't watch those Hong Kong movies with simple plots and brain platinum advertisements in the future, the more you watch it, the whiter your brain will become. He Ruodu said: "Think about it, where is Xie Xiaoshi's magical place?" ”

Ah Zuo said: "Boss, needless to say, the most amazing thing about him is that he can easily abuse more than n convulsions without shadow hands a hundred times at a hand speed of more than two hundred, one hundred times, this is estimated to be known to everyone on the earth, if anyone doesn't know, I will eat all the boxes of instant noodles, and I will save losing them." ”

Liu Zhulang said: "I don't know. ”

Xiao Si laughed and said, "Ah Zuo, eat quickly, I'll help you find some mustard to spice." ”

Ah Zuo said: "Damn, he's a Martian, it doesn't count." ”

After a pause, Ah Zuo said: "I also understand, they probably saw that Liu Zhulang's hand speed was too slow, so they thought that Xie Xiaoshi was more suitable for him, so they asked Liu Zhulang to find Xie Xiaoshi to teach him." ”

"It seems that this is it." He Ruodu looked at Liu Zhulang and sighed: "It seems that your master has taken great pains for you." ”

Liu Zhulang said: "Sister Lulu and the master are very good to me, and I will definitely honor them well in the future." ”

Ah Zuoyin smiled: "You should be filial to him, next time you make money, buy him more Huiren Kidney Treasure." ”

Liu Zhulang: "Huiren Kidney Treasure, what is it?" ”

Ah Zuo: "Tonics, very useful for your master." ”

Liu Zhulang said: "Okay, I remember, but I'm too good now, come, Brother Azuo, continue to teach me to jerk off, I must practice interstellar well and get ahead." ”

"You don't need to teach this jerking off, you will be proficient in fighting." Ah Zuo was infected by Liu Zhulang's hard study and upward appearance every day, and said: "You fight yourself first, I still have something to practice, otherwise, I will die as ugly as I am today, damn, and I died so ugly in front of mm." I'm going to be strong! I'm going to change! ”

"What the hell is going on? Could it be that the instant noodles he ate have expired? Got a convulsion? ”

When Xiao Si and He Ruodu didn't know what Ah Zuo meant, Ah Zuo had already gone out in a daze.

"Long nights, no sleep." After Ah Zuo said this, he looked at the moon from the balcony and shouted, "What's your surname?" My surname is Jiao! What's your surname, my surname is Jiao! …。 ”

Every time he shouted, Ah Zuo was shaking, He Ruodu and others also felt goosebumps, Ah Zuo obviously wanted to overcome his psychological shadow, so the voice of "my surname Jiao" came from afar, about a dozen shouts, and suddenly a middle-aged woman roared upstairs: "He Ruodu, you have something wrong with Y, a nymphomaniac, you want to hand over your surname to the opposite hair salon, you can also get a five-percent discount with your student ID, what are you doing here, people have to go to work tomorrow." ”

With a few bangs, a few empty beer bottles smashed down, Ah Zuo fled into the house in a hurry, He Ruodu couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that his life of wisdom was ruined by Ah Zuo, and he would not be able to see people in the community in the future.

"Doodoo~~~"

Early the next morning, Liu Zhulang hung up the phone to Lulu again, but the phone was still busy, and Lulu was still turned off.

"Damn, Lulu doesn't turn on all day long?" Ah Zuo couldn't help but say this.

In fact, Ah Zuo didn't know, Lulu always thought that a woman's beauty was to sleep and fall asleep, Lulu's mobile phone had always been turned on 24 hours a day, but with Fang Shaoyun, Fang Shaoyun always shamelessly sent a message to Lulu when he got up early in the morning, either that Lulu's posture was wrong, get up and fall asleep, or let Lulu not be suffocated and pee when he got up. Lulu is very helpless about this, so later Lulu said that the old lady can't be provoked and can't hide, when it's time to sleep, Lulu turns off the phone very well, and until now he has developed the habit of turning off the phone when he sleeps.

As we all know, lulu has the habit of sleeping lazy, and lulu will never get up to pee until he is said to be on the third pole, so it's not that lulu doesn't turn on the machine all the time, but it's not the time for Liu to chase the waves.

Of course, Liu Zhulang didn't know that he was calling at the wrong time, thinking about the fact that he had been unable to get through to Lulu on the phone in the past few days, and thinking about what Lulu had said to himself before setting off to read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles, Liu Zhulang couldn't help patting his forehead and said, "You said that Sister Lulu didn't deliberately let me come out to wander around, so that I could see more." ”

"Possibly." He Ruodu and Ah Zuo and Xiao Si both nodded.

Although they know that this possibility is not too big, everything is possible, so Liu Zhulang may stay longer.

In fact, Liu Zhulang also knew that they would definitely answer like this, because in fact, Liu Zhulang also knew very well in his heart that this possibility was not too big, but Liu Zhulang felt very happy to be with these bosses, although he only ate instant noodles for dinner yesterday. So after hearing their answers, Liu Zhulang said happily: "Since this is the case, then I'll mess with you first, anyway, I think the jerking off you taught me yesterday is quite effective." ”

"It works. You haven't beaten the first level for hours. Ah Zuo said with disdain.

Liu Zhulang: "I won't give up." ”

At this time, there was some wind outside the window, He Ruodu looked at the clothes hanging on the balcony fluttering in the wind, and said: "The second division league qualification is not far away, we have to find a few that can play quickly." ”

(To be continued)