"When you enter the game, remember to say hello to people first."

Lulu said this,While connecting to the rookie area of the Haofang game platform,Into a game called cainiao1da1。

"Hello, I'm a rookie."

Lulu hasn't told Liu Zhulang why he wants to say hello to others, and the opponent has already said so to Lulu.

Lulu immediately said disdainfully, "This guy must be a master of pretending to be a rookie." ”

Liu Zhulang was very strange: "Why? ”

"Just because of this, you want to fool me Sister Lulu, you are too tender." Lulu first typed out a very sharp sentence, "Don't worry, I'll let you go." Then he said to Liu Zhulang: "How can it be enough to confuse just by relying on an ID, now there are many people who will go to this trick, at least say a few words and say hello to others, so as to play a role in confusing." ”

Liu Zhulang said: "Oh, are you going to be like him, saying that I'm a rookie?" ”

Lulu scoffed: "Eighty percent of people who say they are rookies like this are pretending." If you meet an experienced one, you can see it at a glance. Now it's time to do the opposite, pretend to be a master, and then others may think you're a rookie. ”

Liu Zhulang understood a little and said, "That's to say, hello, I'm a master?" ”

Lulu immediately shook his head: "That's just too fake, you look at me." ”

After Lulu finished speaking, he shamelessly hit his opponent: "I vs have level 4, how many levels do you have, level 2 or level 3?" ”

Unexpectedly, the other party was also a very shameless master, so he directly said to Lulu: "I'm level 1." ”

Lulu thought to herself that this person was so shameless that she actually directly said that she was level 1. However, when it comes to wind scratching and shameless obscenity, it is estimated that no one can compare to Lulu, so Lulu immediately pretended to play: "Level 1 is not bad, practice hard, it is not difficult to upgrade to level 2 and level 3." ”

After Lulu finished fighting, he turned his head proudly and said to Liu Zhulang: "Have you seen it, real rookies like to be masters, only they will say such idiotic things." In this way, it is estimated that 80% of my opponents already believe that I am a rookie. ”

was by lulu like this, and it is estimated that the opponent really believed it. Immediately the game began.

Liu Zhulang seemed to have a lot of experience, but he still asked, "Not 100 percent." ”

"You can see it just by looking at it." Lulu smiled charmingly, and then hit the screen: "It doesn't seem right, I have a problem with the interstellar." ”

The opponent asked a little strangely, "What's the problem?" ”

"I can't make a farmer," Lulu said. ”

Opponent: "How is that possible?" ”

Lulu: "I just can't make it." I've tried mouse clicks and shortcuts, but I can't make them. ”

Opponent: "How is it possible, I'm all normal." ”

Lulu: "I'll see if I can't do it." ”

Opponent: "Have you forgotten to make a lord?" ”

Lulu: "Haha, how do you know that now I can make a peasant." ”

Opponent: "....I often forget to make. ”

Who is shameless, I am shameless. Lulu sang this in his heart, and said triumphantly to Liu Zhulang: "Do you see it?" That's basically 99 percent. ”

Liu Zhulang nodded as if he didn't understand, and suddenly he clicked on Lulu's screen and asked, "Hey, Sister Lulu, why is there something shiny behind your mine." ”

"Holy!"

Lulu almost fainted at the sight of it.

Just patronized and proud, but didn't notice that the opponent was secretly building a photon turret behind his mine.

At this time, a photon turret had been formed in the back, and two photon turrets close to the mining area were also about to take shape.

At this time, even if Fang Shaoyun was replaced, it was estimated that there would be nothing he could do. Pretending to be a rookie can be energetic, but I didn't expect to let the opponent be a rookie-like dish. This opponent must have thought that he was really a rookie. Lulu almost wanted to die, and after finally relieving his breath, he gritted his teeth and hit gg. I said in my heart that you are ruthless enough, and the old lady tmd is planted this time.

Liu Zhulang was a little strange when he saw Lulu typing the word gg so quickly, and asked, "What does gg mean?" ”

Lulu blushed a little when he heard it, after all, although Lulu is charming and shameless and obscene, she can pretend to be innocent, but her face is not as thick as Fang Shaoyun's after all, Lulu is embarrassed to say that she was accidentally treated as a rookie dish just now, and she reluctantly admits defeat, anyway, now Liu Zhulang doesn't understand anything, Lulu said to Liu Zhulang: "This is the abbreviation of goodgame, generally when you think you have won, the opponent is no longer good, You can type the word gg to comfort and comfort others. ”

Liu Zhulang: "Well, friendship first, competition second, just typing the word gg seems too simple, can you say something else?" ”

Lulu said: "Of course, if you want to be too short, you can call www.xstxt.orge." ”

Liu Zhulang: "It's so long, it's hard to remember, what does it mean." ”

Lulu: "Anyway, that's what it means, saying that the opponent played well and almost killed me." ”

Liu Zhulang: "Okay, this sentence is good, I remember it." ”

Fang Shaoyun passed by holding the "sugar cube", and happened to hear this passage of Lulu teaching Liu Zhulang, Rao is the grandmaster of the lewd stream, and Fang Shaoyun not only shivered.

***

Under Lulu's teaching, Liu Zhulang began to recite the curriculum above the third grade of elementary school, while learning the interstellar book given to him by Lulu, and began to formally learn interstellar.

Interstellar tactics and technology alone are not enough.

A real master is to use all available means to tempt the opponent, abuse the opponent, mentally and mentally, until the opponent collapses.

He quickly accepted the central tactical ideas that Lulu had instilled in him.

At this time, Liu Zhulang didn't know who the real master was. So he naturally thinks that Interstellar is going to fight like this.

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