Chapter 9: The Apprentice Who Was Robbed
Lulu snorted and sucked on a small box of strawberry yogurt while watching Liu Zhulang with satisfaction.
Until this time, Lulu still felt that it was easy to train Liu Zhulang to become a peerless master.
Although Liu Zhulang sometimes asks difficult questions such as "How come the master has two masters", he is obviously not as smart and clever as Lulu when he was a child, but at least he works hard.
Lulu developed a complete training plan for the apprentice he had snatched from Fang Shaoyun.
Of course, the first step is to teach Liu Zhulang to read and write.
Although Liu Zhulang's head is not very bright, he learns everything Lulu teaches him very seriously, and he has to memorize everything he wants to memorize, no matter how late he recites it, he has to memorize it completely.
It only took more than a month, and basically Liu Zhulang had already completed the first and second grades of primary school.
Seeing Liu Zhulang study so hard, Lulu was really a little ashamed, because Lulu felt that if he was so serious at the beginning, with his smart and clever brain, wouldn't he be able to learn the curriculum from elementary school to junior high school in just one year, and then he could skip class every day?
Pity my flowery childhood.
Lulu lamented as she threw the empty yogurt box into the trash bin and gave Liu Zhulang her homework.
Lulu didn't give Liu Zhulang a lot of homework, that is, to make some sentences with some words. Elementary school students, generally have to learn to form sentences first, and then write essays, and then they can pass small notes and write love letters.
The homework seemed to be very simple for Liu Zhulang, and he finished it quickly.
Lulu took Liu Zhulang's book with satisfaction, but after reading the first sentence, Lulu almost fainted.
Topic: Innocence.
Liu Zhulang wrote: It's really hot today.
Lulu finally regained his breath and moved on to the second question.
Topic: Side... Side.
Liu Zhulang wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his pants at the same time.
Lulu rolled her eyes and wondered if the fuck she was going to take it off or put it on. It's okay to give it a good time.
Looking at the third topic, it is even more incredible.
Topic: Where
Liu Zhulang wrote: I injured one of my left feet.
Lulu looked at Liu Zhulang depressedly, why didn't I see that you were a centipede?
Question 5: Sure enough
Liu Zhulang wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and drank some water, and went to sleep in chuang.
Lulu was speechless.
When he saw the sixth question, Lulu finally understood that the apprentice he had accepted was definitely a strong man.
The sixth question is: Look
Liu Zhulang wrote: What do you see, haven't you seen it?
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Although Lulu has seen a lot of winds and waves, it is also quite devastating to see the apprentice who has taught him for so long make such an answer.
But if you give up like that, it won't be Lulu.
Although cramming education has made Liu Zhulang learn to be organized and have problems with grammar, after all, Liu Zhulang has learned a lot of words and knows so many English letters on the keyboard.
So Lulu directly moved the textbooks after the third grade of primary school to Liu Zhulang, so that he could read them when he had time.
Then Lulu began to officially teach Liu to fight interstellar.
At this time, Liu Zhulang had already understood the difference between a computer and a TV. Lulu spent five minutes teaching Liu Zhulang what he had always thought was magical to turn on and off.
When Liu Zhulang tried to turn on and off the computer with great interest, Lulu roughly explained to Liu Zhulang what kind of game StarCraft is.
Lulu then explained to Liu Zhulang the role of the mouse and keyboard.
These willows have learned very well.
StarCraft has been popular for so long, and it's not the era when Lulu learned to play Starcraft.
When Lulu first started to play interstellar, there was no one to teach Lulu, and when Lulu first started playing interstellar, he was enthusiastic and built a lot of soldiers, rushed to other people's bases, and wanted to kill others who were very faceless. But I didn't expect to let one of the opponent's bunkers do it.
Wow, Lulu was very amazed at the time, thinking what kind of bunker this was, so powerful. It wasn't until later that Lulu learned that it had been built by herself for a long time, and all the people who made it were farmers.
Fortunately, a lot of books on how to fight the stars came out later, introducing in detail the role of various buildings in the interstellar world, the role of the troops and attack power, etc., just like the Sunflower Treasure Book, Lulu also bought a few copies on the stall at that time. Although Lulu quickly became a shocking bull and didn't need these books anymore, Lulu still kept them and was not willing to throw them away. I didn't expect it to come in handy now.
Lulu was a little excited when he thought that he was in a place like the Internet café of Life, day and night. So when she took out those interstellar books, she couldn't help but say to Liu Zhulang, "You have to learn quickly, and when you learn about it, Sister Lulu will take you out to see and see." ”
Of course, Liu Zhulang didn't know that Lulu was nostalgic for calling for wind and rain and abusing rookies. He also thought that what Lulu gave him was a secret recipe like Shaolin I Ching, so he immediately took it very carefully. When a guest came to visit, and when someone he didn't know was there, he didn't take it out to see.
It took about a week for him to finally get a general idea of the stars. What is the role of the troops, and I also understand the seven-seven-eighty-eight.
Under Lulu's guidance, he finally opened the stars for the first time in his life.
Of course, you have to have an ID, the name of the person, the shadow of the tree, and I want to be 2p) Lulu's brand back then, but it is louder than Baleno at the foot of Yuelu Mountain. This ID is of course important.
So Lulu asked Liu Zhulang: "What ID do you want to call?" ”
Liu Zhulang asked, "What is id?" ”
"ID is the name used in the stars." Lulu replied, "In the future, as soon as you enter the game, everyone will know that you are here as soon as they see the name." ”
Liu Zhulang: "Isn't that just called Liu Zhulang?" Isn't my name Liu Zhulang? ”
Lulu immediately shook his head and said, "No, there is no surname at all to use a name as an ID, how can my apprentice use such an ID without a surname?" ”
Liu Zhulang looked at Lulu and asked incomprehensibly, "Does it matter if ID has a surname?" ”
Lulu nodded and said: "Of course it's important, a good ID can play multiple functions such as confusing the opponent, making the opponent relax their vigilance, or letting the opponent release water, etc." ”
Liu Zhulang: "So powerful? ”
"Of course." Lulu said: "You see there is a guy whose name is rushterran, and people who are not familiar with him think that he is going to play fast attack, but he just can't fight, so everyone else will be fooled." ”
Liu Zhulang smiled happily: "It's really amazing, so what kind of ID can make the opponent relax his vigilance and let the opponent release the water?" ”
Lulu said proudly: "For example, woshicainiao, woshixinshou, tianxiawudi, such an ID can make the opponent relax their vigilance." Remember, don't use English, just use pinyin, how stupid you are, how stupid you are, the more stupid the better. ”
Liu Zhulang: "I don't know how to use English." ”
“…。”
Liu Zhulang then asked: "Sister Lulu, what kind of ID can make the opponent let go?" ”
Lulu replied, "For example, prettygirl, *ygirl, etc.... ”
Liu Zhulang: "What do you mean?" ”
"It's just a beauty, a beauty with a surname, and something like that." Lulu explained.
"I see." Liu Zhulang said: "Understood, I thought about what ID I want to use." ”
Lulu asked a little strangely, "What ID are you going to use?" ”
Liu Zhulang said happily: "I want to use woshi*ygirl." ”
“…。”
Lulu once again admired that this apprentice of his own was sometimes really a strong man.
But this time Lulu is quite happy, because Liu Zhulang's ID is very in line with the standard of a good ID. From this point of view, Liu Zhulang's surname for the interstellar does not seem to be low.
Once you've got your ID, the second step, of course, is to choose your race.
Choosing your own race is a headache for many players.
Because it's not that simple to choose the race that suits you best. Just like a person's love, the vast majority of interstellar players always have to go through a hundred turns and thousands of turns before they determine what is the most suitable race for them. Even the earliest Celestial superstar slayer_boxer, he first played the Zerg for a while, and then changed to play the Terran, becoming the most bullish Terran king of that era.
However, this problem is not a problem for Lulu at all.
Lulu's apprentice, of course, has to practice the Zerg first. Because Lulu is the best at it, and only the Zerg is the best.
After so many years, Lulu is no longer the Lulu of Zhongda Yuelu Mountain. Her understanding of the stars has taken a whole new level. Lulu believes that the best players now have to go beyond the game itself, but from the very beginning of the match, they have to use all the means at their disposal to defeat their opponents.
For example, if you just chose that ID, it is also one of them.
So the first thing Lulu taught Liu Zhulang was not how to divide the peasants, not how to mine, but further psychological tactics.