"Ah...... Two bars ago, I was still talking about ...... 'Is it easy for me to be the main character?' but it turned out that after changing a chapter, he completely threw the mess to me......"

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Si carried his schoolbag and walked alone on the street, still reciting words in his mouth.

"What do you say...... 'Anyway, it's still a long time before late at night, it's enough to see Xiong Ji have me alone, you can just move around freely in this script world, maybe you can pick up some hidden tasks or get props or something'...... Hehe...... It's just a ponto......"

He muttered as he looked down at the map in his hand: "And ...... This map is also sketchy enough...... Rely on this...... Can you really find Meow's home and meet them up......"

"Hey~ that classmate over there."

Just as Xiao Si looked down at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.

"Huh?" Xiao Xi's first reaction was, "Salesman? ”

In the real world, Wang Xizhi is the type who is often stopped on the street. Because he seems to be a good talker, he ...... Those who sell insurance, peddle fitness cards, sell all kinds of three-no products, and claim to be a talent scout...... I love to look for him. And then there's ...... Random street interviews on TV stations, pick-ups from strange women, pick-ups from strange men, pick-ups from strange people of unknown gender, etc., etc......

Xiao Si is such a person, people feel very warm and safe at first sight. This is an innate temperament, although it has something to do with appearance, but it is not completely face-dependent. If you want to give a negative example...... Feng Bujue is one.

Brother Jue's appearance is by no means ugly, and the woman in white at the south gate of the harem city has a very pertinent evaluation of him - "With all due respect, the appearance is at this level, and the son is afraid that it is still a little bit worse." Since it is "a little bit worse", that is...... Not much. Considering that there is no Oba or anything in the world of Harem City, their aesthetics should be relatively reliable.

However, when Feng Bujue walks on the street, he will rarely be accosted by strangers...... Even the kind of staff who indiscriminately handed leaflets to passers-by, when handing out papers to Jue Ge...... He will also look away, showing a little nervousness.

In the same situation, if Xiao Si is walking down the street with a smile on his face, others will feel ...... Something good happened to this handsome guy. And if Feng Bujue walks down the street with the same smile on his face, others will feel ...... when they see him This handsome guy just got a secret room murder, right......

"Hello, classmate, can I delay you a little longer?"

When Xiao Si turned around, he saw the figures of two men.

These two ...... It's all "people". A veritable human being, not some anthropomorphic animal.

The one who accosted Xiao Si looked to be in his forties and fifties, and was wearing a light green kimono. He has long light brown hair and a snoggled beard on his chin.

And next to him, one of them looked to be in his early twenties, wearing a beige kimono. He had black hair, white hair, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, and carried a wooden box on his chest tied to a straw rope.

"Hmm......" Xiao Si hesitated for two seconds and replied, "Yes." ”

He's just wandering aimlessly, looking for some side quests and hidden quests or something, and he has plenty of time.

【Side quest triggered】

After Xiao Si said the word "can", the system prompt came.

He immediately opened the game menu, looked at the task bar, and the words "Witness the victory or defeat of Basho-san and Zeng Liangjun as a referee" appeared in front of his eyes.

"Huh?" After Xiao Si saw the content of the task, he reacted for a little for two seconds, and said in his heart, "Judging from the names and shapes of these two...... Could it be that they were 'Matsuo Basho' and 'Kawai Sora' (the historical Matsuo Basho was a famous haiku master of the Edo period with the name of "Hai Sheng", and Kawai Sōra was a contemporary haiku poet who traveled to Oshu and Hokuriku with Matsuo Basho as a disciple, or "Oku-no-Hokyochi Tour", and he was also one of the ten disciples of Matsuo Basho, the "Ten Philosophers of Banana")? ”

Xiao Si's familiarity with "Rihe" Cheng Dù is far inferior to Brother Jue, but his historical knowledge is still relatively strong, and he knows some historical celebrities from various countries, so he doubts in his heart: "Aren't these two people a master-apprentice relationship...... What's the trouble with the victory? Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly, "But ...... In this teasing universe, nothing will be strange, I'd better take a look first......"

"Great, classmate. Oh...... By the way, let me introduce myself first. Seeing that Xiao sighed and agreed, Basho smiled and continued, "I am the famous Matsuo Basho." ”

"I actually said that I was famous in front of the people I met for the first time...... Xiao Si didn't know what kind of virtue Basho was in the sun and the world, and he complained in his heart after hearing this, "Wait...... Even in front of acquaintances...... Yes...... Forget it......"

Two seconds later, Xiao Si smiled awkwardly, pretending to be a little surprised, and replied, "Eh~ You are the famous Matsuo Basho-san?" ”

"Huh...... Yes, it's me, do you want me to sign your clothes? Basho asked with a happy expression.

"Uh......" Sigh replied with a blank look, "That...... That's not necessary...... Excuse me, what's the matter with stopping me? Xiao Si hurriedly led the topic to the main thing, wanting to complete the task as much as possible.

"Oh! By the way, it's like this...... Basho pointed to Zeng Liang beside him, "The man with very bad eyes over there is my disciple Zeng Liangjun." ”

"Paste your bear face!" As soon as Basho's words fell, Zeng Liang slapped him from the side and back.

"Ahh......h Did you just see something? ”

"No...... I'm a little farsighted, I don't see anything......" Xiao sighed and looked at the sky and replied against his will.

"That's good." There were tears in the corners of Basho's eyes, and he said solemnly, "The legend of Basho in this land still depends on you to praise it, thank you!" ”

"Rely on me...... sighed as the corners of her mouth twitched, "Speaking of which...... 'Basho Legend' or something...... What the hell is that? ”

"Ah, that's why I stopped you." Basho said, and began to explain, "Actually...... Just now, Zeng Liangjun and I each wrote a haiku (a kind of classical Japanese short poem, composed of a total of 17 characters of "five-seven-five", which has strict requirements for format and is limited by "Ji language") ......"

Zeng Liang sighed to Xiao at this time at a very fast pace: "What I did was - Zhuang Songzhi Island, Du Yu Anxiang borrowed the robe of the bird, and Hugh made the scene disappear in vain." ”

When he had finished speaking, Basho said, "And what I did is -- although it was itchy until now, it is now fine." ”

"Hey......" Xiao Si was shocked after hearing this, "What's the next paragraph?" This shouldn't be a problem with system translation, right? Even if I didn't study Japanese, I could tell that there was a world of difference......"

"Classmate, I just want to find a bystander to judge, which sentence is better." Before Basho's words were finished, he said triumphantly, "But what do you want me to say...... If my haiku is '100', Zeng Liangjun's sentence is probably '2'...... Oh no...... It's vomit, huh...... Vomit, aha...... Aha...... Aha......" he said, smirking with a grim face.

"Paste your bear face again!" In the next second, Zeng Liangjun stopped Basho's foolish behavior with another slap......

"I'll you...... Can the attributes of these two goods be more obvious......" Xiao Si looked at Alexander and thought secretly, "There is ...... Do you really need a 'referee' to judge the outcome between these two......

"Classmate......" Basho quickly covered his swollen left cheek and casually approached Xiao Si, "That's the general situation...... Say~ Say it...... Who do you think has the best haiku, me or Zeng Liangjun? Say it...... Then the legend of Basho ......"

"Zeng Liangjun." Xiao Si didn't wait for Basho to finish speaking, and gave an answer decisively.

"Puff-" Before the words fell, Basho instantly spit out a mouthful of old blood, and ORZ was on the side of the road.

"Then you should die, Basho-san." Zeng Liang stood behind Basho and said coldly.

"That...... This classmate ...... Although I don't know your name yet...... Basho didn't seem to give up yet, and he came to Xiao Si again and said, "Please...... Think about it again and carefully......"

"This guy's face is really not ordinarily thick......" Xiao Si looked at Basho with a cold sweat on his face, and said in his heart, "You don't know my name because you didn't ask me at all, and you didn't give me a chance to report to my family...... And...... The more you think about that kind of haiku, the more you think about it, the more you will feel that it is too low......"

"Ahh Pregnant! Suddenly, Basho's eyes lit up, and he took out a very thick piece of cardboard out of nowhere and handed it to Xiao Si, "If you think about it, I can give this to you~"

"Do you want to bribe me...... Xiao Si said softly, taking the things handed by the other party, "Hmm...... If it's a really good prop, I can ...... test."

His words came to an abrupt halt as he found ...... On that piece of cardboard, some of them are just the signatures of Basho-san, and what is more outrageous is ...... There was also a bright red lip print next to the signature.

"Please put this thing away...... "At this moment, Xiao Si's blackened state suddenly went online, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't accept it......"

"Enough is enough, Basho-san." Now, Zeng Hao seemed to be a little unbearable, he stepped forward and grabbed Basho's neckline, "Let's go, Basho-san, don't make trouble for others anymore." ”

"Slow...... Wait! Zeng Liangjun ......" At this time, Basho turned over and stood up straight, "No...... Zeng Liang! ”

Smack-

"No...... Master Zeng Liang ...... "Another powerful face made Basho change the name of his disciple," ...... Duel! Duel with me! ”R1152