"That's it...... Even if you say so...... Xiong Ji still didn't give in, he said with a sincere face, "Strange thief BEARS_EYE it's really not me!" ”

I have to admit that as a criminal who exposes his own evidence at every turn, his acting skills are still worthy of recognition......

"Alright, Xiong Jijun......" Feng Bujue showed an evil smile, "The note on the card has betrayed you......" he paused, "If I'm not mistaken...... Hehe...... The crime trailer card just now was written for you by asking the old man next door to your house to take a watercolor pen for you! ”

Brother Jue's ability to deceive people can be described as superb, and he has a set of corresponding methods in the face of various IQ and character goals. Right now, he's using an effective routine to deal with a character like Xiong Ji - putting on a very confident look, telling a set of wrong inferences, and speaking quickly and with enough momentum.

He understands that in this kind of funny and curious universe full of grooves, as long as the atmosphere of communication reaches some subtle tipping point, it can lead to ......

"Hu ...... Sling the bull! Xiong Ji replied loudly, "Obviously I wrote it with a pen in my left hand!" ”

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"Paste your bear face!" Before Xiong Ji's words fell, Xiao Si flapped his wings.

"I'm sorry......" Xiong Ji, who was lured into confessing and slapped in the face, knelt down, "Please forgive me...... Blame thieves or something...... Crime Trailer or something...... It's all improvised, because I watched a few episodes of Detective Tadbar on TV...... Anyway...... I just sent a card, and I didn't ...... Uh......"

At this moment, Feng Bujue restrained Xiong Ji with another trick of "gorilla strangulation of the neck", and interrupted: "When explaining the problem, don't avoid the important and ...... lightly"

"Ah...... I'm going to die......" Kumaji replied with a pained expression and a hoarse voice, "No...... Call...... Breathe ......"

After a few seconds, Brother Jue let go of him: "Hmph...... The scum with only five combat effectiveness ......"

"Huh...... Haaah......" Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and gasped, "Okay...... It's painful...... I seem to have seen the Santu River just now. ”

"Huh...... The penguin beckons to you on the other side of the river. Brother Jue smiled gloomily and answered.

"What...... What ......" Xiong Ji's face suddenly changed again, turning into a state of horror, "Why did you suddenly mention Penguin to help the classmate......"

"What do you say?" At this time, Xiao Si had faintly sensed Brother Jue's strategy, so he also changed his face and said to Xiong Ji, "What do you think...... Is that all there is to it about killing Penguin? ”

"Huh?" Xiong Ji's face was orange (because his tone was like this), and his whole body trembled and replied, "You...... What are you talking about? Kill...... The killer of Penguin Suke is obviously an ape......"

"Saruyoshi?" Brother Jue rushed to say, "Ha! He laughed dryly, "Don't forget, the one who reasoned through guò and made Saruji carry the black cauldron on his back......"

Xiao sighed and said, "...... Exactly the two of us. ”

"We knew from the beginning that you were the real culprit." Feng Bujue leaned his cat face in front of Xiong Ji and said in a deep voice, "So...... You'd better be smart......"

Xiao Si also took over the conversation and read: "We can let the innocent Ape Ji be arrested, and naturally we can also let your pervert who has committed many crimes be arrested. ”

"You...... Why are you doing this? Xiong Ji asked with a frightened face.

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"Paste your bear face!" Feng Bujue also slapped up, "Don't ask questions without authorization!" ”

"I'm sorry......" Kumayoshi immediately knelt on the ground and replied respectfully, "Mikozaburo-sama, Hayabusa-sama, please advise ......"

"Have you even changed your name......" Xiao Si said to himself. Let's be honest...... The speed at which the perverted bear was losing his temperance in front of him amazed him.

After a few seconds, Brother Jue glanced at Xiao Sigh, and then, he squatted down, let his eyes be level with Xiong Ji's, and said, "Listen, Xiong Ji ......"

At this moment, Wang sighed, and all those who are familiar with Feng Bujue should be clear...... Brother Jue's brainwashing heresy is about to start again.

"From the point of view of the offender, you are too inferior." Brother Jue sneered, "As a perverted gentleman, I am always arrested...... Don't you think it's too ugly? ”

"Mikozaburo-sama...... What do you mean? Xiong Ji asked tentatively.

"Let me teach you......" Feng Bujue said, "how to get away with the superb skills......"

"I'll ...... After talking for a long time, is this the purpose......" Xiao Si couldn't help but cast a disdainful glance at Brother Jue, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "But...... Just like Rabbit Beauty's 'glaring', Xiong Ji's 'brain-dead self-exposure' and 'fool-like current crime' are both his basic character attributes...... Can it really be corrected? ”

"Really...... Is there really that kind of trick? Xiong Ji looked at Brother Jue expectantly and asked.

"Hehe......" Feng Buyi showed an extremely inflammatory and demagogic smile, "As long as you are obedient and do what I say, I guarantee that you can commit crimes as usual and will not be arrested again." ”

"Hey...... As a protagonist, is it really good to say this kind of line......" Xiao Si finally couldn't help but complain, "I will teach those innocent and kind little pens and teenagers badly." ”

"The adjective innocence and kindness is still reserved for those fictional heroines in Korean dramas, and those who read this book have no discipline at all." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "The lives of those guys...... By the end of the day, there must have been some embarrassing images in the marquee flashing in front of me. He paused for a moment, and then said, "As a protagonist, I've been stunned for sixteen chapters in this kind of story, is it easy for me?" The protagonists of the people are all fragrant, spicy, killing bosses, swallowing treasures, and by the way, dozens of stunning harems with different personalities live an excessively erosive life all day long...... Even Kurama Rokuro (a fictional detective in the Japanese drama "33 Minutes Detective") has a beautiful assistant...... But what about me...... I can only take a birdman with a bear face to entangle here, and I still have seventeen chapters to hold on......" He glared and sighed, "In this case, you are still picky about my way of doing things, are you embarrassed?" ”

"I'm sorry...... I was wrong......" Sigh lowered her head, a look of sympathy and guilt.

"Very well, let's get down to business." After Brother Jue's education, he sighed, turned his head again, looked at Xiong Jidao, "So...... Xiong Jijun, since you have already issued a crime notice, it is just right...... Tonight, act under my direction......" R1152