After reading this text message, Li Guanyu couldn't help but feel two different emotions in his heart. The first emotion is to be glad that the party can finally get enough women. The second emotion is entanglement, now that Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Xue Xue and Megan Fox are gathering in Miami, wouldn't adding another Adriana Lima make this pot of porridge even more chaotic?

Weigh it up, throw your phone aside. Then he turned his head and said to the animals who were still looking forward to him: "I don't know how many female stars I can come?" However, it shouldn't be a problem for a batch of super female models. ”

“yes！”

"Long live Super-Lee!"

"The great liberator with the surname - super-lee!"

“…………”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, this group of animals screamed excitedly, for them, super female models are much more affordable than female stars, at least there will not be much difference in height. Moreover, the six-foot woman's yin^ channel is much deeper than that of the five-foot woman, at least it will not be easily pushed into the lungs by the throwing stick.

After a commotion, the hooligans dispersed with excitement, and the treatment room finally regained its tranquility.

Soon, however, the tranquility was once again disturbed by the cacophony of phone ringing. The first is Taylor Swift, her phone call is to ask Li Guanyu to have dinner together, Li Guanyu just wanted to agree, but the physiotherapist reminded him that he should not make any big moves tonight. I had no choice but to refuse.

Next is Selena Gomez, whose content is not fundamentally different from Taylor Swift, so Li Guanyu's refusal wording has not changed in the slightest. God knows if these two are together now?

The third call was from Xue Xue, which made Li Guanyu's tense heartstrings loosen a little, because she was called to New York by one of her royal uncles to attend a party.

After answering the three phone calls, Li Guanyu's physiotherapy was almost done, although there was no immediate effect, but compared to the previous pain level, it was still much more relaxed and pleasant.

Back at the hotel, Li Guanyu fell asleep and didn't even take a bath, he fought too fiercely in this game.

While Li Guanyu was sleeping, the words he said in an interview with Cheryl Miller immediately caused a large-scale discussion. Since it is still early in the morning in the United States, there is not a lot of discussion. But on the Chinese side, it is undoubtedly much hotter. On the Internet, it is especially intense.

It is worth mentioning that the intense focus is not on moral constraints. It's a list of fish girls, yes, almost everyone knows that Li Guanyu, who has a lot of scandals, must have more than one girlfriend. Now the question is, how many of them there are, and that's the key to the matter.

"According to conservative estimates, the number of fish girls should be around seven, and Murong Qingya, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Catherine McPhee, Vanessa Hudgens and his female agent should be confirmed."

"There are only seven Fish Girls, and as far as I know, the number of Fish Girls must be more than 10. According to the revelations of men's wear magazines, Li Guanyu's current prestige in Hollywood is not inferior to Spielberg, because he has too many girlfriends! ”

According to authoritative media statistics, there are at least more than 15 female surnames with Li Guanyu, not including Li Guanyu's trip to East Asia this summer. Just imagine, Li Guanyu went to a place like Yuben and didn't take away a few waves of [***], is he worthy of his slinger? ”

"There are only fifteen barge girls, according to Chamberlain's law, Rodman theory, and Li Guanyu's rhythm of three a night, so far, he has at least more than 500 bed mates and more than 50 girlfriends............"

"Refutation ............"

Yes, the number of fish girls is determined almost exclusively in the form of auction bids on the Chinese Internet. For most Chinese fans, this is a matter of pride. In a sense, the more fish girls there are, the more they can prove the majesty of Li Guanyu's throwing stick, and the more majestic Li Guanyu's throwing stick, the more it proves the majesty of Chinese men. From a macro point of view, this is conducive to increasing the trend of foreign girls crossing eastward.

Of course, not everyone is willing to applaud the number of fish girls, and some guys with extreme inferiority complex jump out like clowns and use all kinds of brain-dead language to challenge everyone's limits. Among them, the most ferocious one should be regarded as the MIX sweet sky of the shark pounce forum.

In the post titled: "On whether Li Guanyu can lead the Chinese team to the top eight of the London Olympic team. In the post, a guy with no lower limit bravely stood up to challenge the public's IQ.

"Li Guanyu? He is also Liu Xiaoyu's level, without Yao Ming, can he lead the team into the top eight? Get out of here! It's just that his tongue is good, and he will be forced. To be honest, do you really think he can satisfy a Western woman like a wolf and a tiger? The Chinese are not naturally short enough except for me! ”

"I take the liberty of asking, how long is this sky brother's throwing stick?" Someone downstairs immediately asked.

"9 centimeters." MIX responded quickly, in fact, he pressed a little more to increase his confidence.

"After an erection?" Someone else endured the ridicule and asked.

"Hmph, envy!" Typing this line, MIX Tiankong felt very comfortable, and he was proud of his length. In the heart of this old virgin hand Silver Dang, throwing the stick longer than the length of the middle finger is already a talent.

"No more than 20 percent of you may envy you. Chinese, no one will envy you. ”

"Envy just say it.,A bunch of otaku with no surname experience." When MIX Tiankong said this, he himself was not weak at all, even if he himself was an inexperienced dead otaku.

"Hey...... Another version of the pet with no lower limit, he is estimated to have been killed by the explosion of chrysanthemums in his life. ”

"I guess it's a real-life loser!"

"Hmph, labor and management are losers? Labor and management drive an Orchid Gini and a Rolls-Royce watch, is your monthly salary enough for me to pay for a bottle of Dragon Perfume? MIX Tiankong was full of pride when he typed this line, and at this time he had completely substituted himself into the role of Li Ka-shing.

"The 9cm brain-dead actually dares to provoke the Fish Emperor? Hey, I hope this thing won't be popped with chrysanthemums tonight. ”

"Moderator, mute it!"

"I can't complain, ban it!"

Under the request of everyone's collapse, the moderator finally came to say that this unlimited version of the pet is banned.

At the moment when the moderator muted him. "!"

In a dark and damp basement. A young man with his eyebrows tightly locked, a height of no more than 1.5 meters, and a face full of bitterness and hatred, roared angrily. At this time, a line of words appeared on the old-fashioned computer screen in front of him - "I'm sorry, you have been banned, the little black house is opening to you, and Sister Feng and Sister Furong are waiting for your luck." ”

"it, a bunch of losers!" The young man scolded and closed the page. At this time, he still felt that he was Li Ka-shing.

At this moment, there was a violent slamming of the door outside, and a voice shouted, "Is anyone there?" ”

He hid in a corner and remained silent, ready to be caught again and put in a cell for theft. After a while, the people outside walked away, and the strong faith stood up again, rummaged through the cabinets, found five cents and cursed, "Dead poor ghost, poorer than Lao Tzu", and then got out of the window.

When he came out of the window, he came to a dark alley. I just wanted to pass by quietly, but I heard a man next to him peeing over and over again: "There is a big throwing stick but it can't be used, hey... How good would it be if I were Li Guanyu? ”

As soon as he heard Li Guanyu's three words, the thief brother went crazy again, ran over and shouted: "Li Guanyu is just an impotence!" ”

"What did you say?" When the five big and three rough men heard this, they immediately became angry, and asked in a loud voice.

As a pious fish honey, he couldn't stand others insulting Li Guanyu.

"I ...... say" Under the questioning of the rugged man, the thief brother was slightly timid, but after taking two deep breaths, he finally roared loudly: "Li Guanyu is just a useless otaku!" ”

When the rugged man heard this, he was immediately annoyed, grabbed the weak and thin thief brother, and directly pulled down his pants. After making sure that he couldn't move, he put on a classic pose of looking up at the sky forty-five degrees, and said with a reverent face: "Those who slander the Fish Emperor will be unforgiving!" ”

After the silent recitation, he raised the gun into the backyard...... The thief howls horribly, but he can't break free, and he must pay for his blasphemy.

After the punishment of the popping chrysanthemum was completed, the patrolling police just arrived. So he hurriedly took the two people back to the police station for questioning, and at this time the thief brother had a serious prolapse, which made the public security bureau stink.

After careful investigation, the police determined that the person who had burst the chrysanthemum was not culpable because he had a mild mental illness. The thief brother got a free hemorrhoid surgery, after the operation, his 9cm became useless, and he even quit the bad habit of hand silver, because he had completely fallen in love with the feeling of being exploded. Three years later, she went for an operation, well, it's good to be a woman.

And this episode of popping chrysanthemums once again cast a layer of sanctity on Li Guanyu's name, which was widely reported by the news media.

"You dare to slander the Fish Emperor?" The meaning of this sentence directly evolved into "Do you want to be blown up?" Or, "Do you want to have a surname change surgery?" ”。

In a sense, this is also a battle for the Fish Emperor to completely trample Brother Chun under his feet. Because Chunge popping chrysanthemum is just a legend, while fish and honey popping chrysanthemum is a reality that has been reported by reality and news broadcasts. In fact, Li Guanyu's fans are fully qualified to announce loudly: "Brother Shenma Chun, Brother Shenma Zeng, Emperor Shenma Yi, Emperor Shenma, and Shenma Ba are all floating clouds, floating clouds." In front of the great Fish Emperor and the executor of the Fish Honey Popping Chrysanthemum, the gods and horses are all paper tigers. ”

(To be continued)