Chapter 170: List of Fish Girls
Due to the exposure of the chrysanthemum explosion, under the strong onlookers of a group of media and CCTV, the focus of discussion among the Chinese began to slowly shift towards the chrysanthemum. As for the exact number of fish girls, it will be left to the American media.
The U.S. media did not disappoint the Chinese people, and through various sophisticated analyses, they finally came up with a list of fish girls that were recognized by the public. There are a total of 13 female celebrities with names and surnames on this list of fish girls, including Jessica Alba, Katherine McPhee, Taylor Swift, Keyla Letley, Sharapova, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Serena Gomez, Paris Hilton, Johnson Scarlett, Angelina Jolie, Vanessa Hudgens, and Murong Qingya.
According to authoritative media reviews, the real surnames on this list reach 80 percent. Yes, when I saw this list, I couldn't believe my eyes, that Chinese kid Lee actually took only a year to get so many female stars. And according to an insider, who did not want to be named, these have been in contact until now. Tsk, at the same time with thirteen or even more than thirteen female stars to maintain an ambiguous relationship, Lee really deserves his nicknames - super-lee, crazy-lee! I think the first thing we say when we meet any female star now is: Are you a fish girl? ”
When the MTV TV host talked about it, there was a slight banter in her expression, she thought that these female stars were so incredible, so obsessed with a Chinese man who played basketball.
And after this report came out, there was a lot of scolding all over North America. Where can arrogant Americans tolerate their female stars being packed into a house by an alien Chinese? So they used all kinds of insulting words to scold Li Guanyu, and Chicago even held a march to protest against Li Guanyu's absurd behavior.
Soon, protesting against Li Guanyu became a national surname (Golden State and Miami were a little better). Yes, no one wants their women to be packed up by outsiders. In the bones of men, women are always the vassals of men. Moreover, the principle that 'fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders' is applicable to both the East and the West.
"Fish girl? Cool name, isn't it? Avril said in an interview that although she did not appear on the list, her answer still made the media reverie. But soon, her answer relieved the North American men a little: "Don't think too much, I'm just a fan of him, well, that's all." ”
"I made the list of fish girls? Oh, that's great news. As you know, that list is almost all superstars, and I'm excited to be on the same sheet of paper as them. Kim Kardashian said in response to a reporter's question, although this answer is equivalent to no answer. But she didn't deny it, did she? For the media, no denial is an acknowledgment.
"Fish girl? I'm definitely not, you know, I'm not very interested in basketball players. So, I don't think I'll ever have anything to do with that list in my life. "Natalie Portman's tone was very categorical when she answered the question, 'Are you a fish girl?'.
And her 'righteous words' answer immediately excited men all over the United States, who were very pleased with Portman Natalie's sensibility - finally a clear-headed female star appeared.
Natalie Portman made such a statement, and after gaining popularity, other female stars who had nothing to do with Li Guanyu also jumped out to express their determination, as if Li Guanyu was the beast of the flood, and rejecting Li Guanyu meant self-love.
"Well, yes, I don't like basketball players either, and I don't like Chinese men either. I think those female stars who were included in the list of fish girls must feel regret at the moment, because almost everyone in the world knows that they made a wrong choice. Bad girl Lindsay Lohan stood in front of the media and said generously.
There is nothing to regret about drawing a clear line, but it would be a bit unkind to take other female stars out to despise and elevate their status. So Miley Sellers, who has a hot surname, jumped out and fought back as soon as possible: "A woman who smokes, drinks and drugs dares to stand on the moral high ground and criticize others? What kind of courage and cheekiness does this take? Is it wrong to like someone? Is it wrong to like a man at the same time with a lot of women? This only shows that this man has a charm that most female surnames fall in love with. ”
Miley Sellers fought back like this, Lindsay Lohan was naturally unacceptable, and the day after Miley Sellers made this statement, the two met at a nightclub in Los Angeles, and then the two immediately fought.
Afterward, Lindsay Lohan claimed that Miley Sellers was the biggest disgrace to Disney in fifty years because she tore her dress.
And Miley Sellers claimed that Lindsay Lohan had ruined the face of all the child star debutants because she actually used a tool in the brawl - a goblet.
Well, the two sisters are too anxious to deal with each other, and the most hurtful is undoubtedly their brokerage company.
It is worth mentioning that in this turmoil, except for Miley Sellers and Kim Kardashian, everyone else on the list of fish girls was silent. What the reason for this is unknown.
While the outside world is arguing about the fish girl, the grand party takes place as scheduled.
Before the party began, Li Guanyu and Adriana Lima had a protracted and hearty battle. Yes、Fight from 10:30 in the morning to 15:30 in the afternoon。 From the bathhouse to the living room to the bedroom to the bathhouse, yes, the battle route was quite circuitous.
Li Guanyu didn't know why Adriana Lima was so insatiable after not seeing her for a few months, was it because it was too empty below?
By the time the battle ended at half-past three, Adriana Lima's lower body was already red and swollen, but she seemed to be happy with it. While it may seem like a self-jumping fire pit, the fire pit is a little warmer for Adriana Lima at this point, isn't it?
“…… Newspaper ...... Write about those fish girls...... Are the lists all true? Adriana Lima, who was paralyzed in Li Guanyu's arms like mud, said weakly and softly.
After hearing this, Li Guanyu hesitated for a while, and finally decided to be cruel and real. So he nodded and said, "Well, it's true." ”
"So many?" Adriana Lima's eyes widened, and the number put a lot of pressure on her. Because if she does it at a rate of one per night, she can only schedule it once every two weeks.
"The truth is ......" Li Guanyu raised his head and sighed, hesitated for a while, and finally told the truth: "Maybe you have to multiply this number by two or multiply it by two .five." ”
"Huh?" Adriana Lima screamed, she was shocked, so shocked that she forgot the fatigue in her body, only to see her turn over and turn over to Li Guanyu, and asked: "In other words, it is difficult for me to do it with you once a month?" ”
When Li Guanyu heard this question, he was stunned at first, and then asked with a bit of luck: "Is this what you are most worried about now?" ”
"Hey......" Adriana Lima sighed faintly after hearing this, put down her soft body and gently pressed it against Li Guanyu's rock-solid muscles, and said in a low voice: "Besides, what else can I worry about?" I can't live without you for the rest of my life, I ......"
Before the words fell, he was already sobbing lowly.
Another woman was completely defeated by the stick, Li Guanyu did not have the slightest sense of manly satisfaction, but felt a sense of guilt hit his heart. Faintly, he began to feel that practicing motivation was a beautiful mistake.
At this moment, the phone rang. Grab it and take a look, Ye Ziqing called. After a moment's hesitation, connect.
"My dad was happy and I was angry." Ye Ziqing got straight to the point.
"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, these two reactions he had already expected.
"Why isn't my name on the Fish Girl list?" Ye Ziqing's anger escalated.
"Uh..."Li Guanyu was petrified, he thought that Ye Ziqing would scold a few words, and then forcibly ordered himself to part ways with the fish girls.
"Don't say much, go back to Jinzhou, Sister Qingya and I will settle the account with you again, Dudu Dudu............"
“…………”
Before Li Guanyu could even finish his 'goodbye', the phone had already hung up.
"What's wrong with Ziqing? Something is wrong...... And the elegant ......"
Before Li Guanyu's muttering came to an end, Adriana Lima, who was attached to his chest, asked softly: "Who is the caller?" ”
"A fish girl who doesn't make the list of fish girls." Li Guanyu said Ye Ziqing's identity very unobtrusively.
"Oh!" Adriana Lima said yes, and didn't say anything more, the wood was already in the boat, what else could she say?
That evening, the party was a great success. A group of superfemale models and a group of Golden State hooligans have a great time, and Biedrins even has a super friendship with a female model that night, in the back garden of Li Guanyu's villa. Well, because the time did not exceed fifteen minutes, Li Guanyu did not find such a discordant scene.
The next day, a group of hooligans with black circles got on the plane to Golden State, and their next opponent was the Cavaliers. Well, the Cavaliers led by Lee Guanyu's sworn enemy LeBron James.
There's no doubt that Lee has talent, but he seems to be more focused on female stars sitting on the sidelines. I don't know why those female celebrities would want to get involved with him, I just want to tell them that it's not a good choice, and Lee's shoulders aren't as broad as they thought they would be. Well, put everything aside, I mean, draw with Golden State in the next game. ”
Before the game, LeBron James said this in front of the media, and before LeBron James said this, the team doctor announced that Li Guanyu was injured in the next game.
(To be continued)