Chapter 278: The Last Emperor on Earth, Li Guanyu

Li Guanyu woke up, turned on the TV, and after seeing the disturbances of the outside world, he couldn't help but sigh: This world is really changing fast!

He didn't have much to say about Chris Mullin's turnaround, after all, he was originally a villain. In fact, the only thing that made him a little sad was that old Nelson chose to leave. Although he knew that Nelson Sr. would have to leave sooner or later, it was somewhat difficult for him to accept that he was leaving in such a way.

He originally wanted to make a phone call to offer condolences, but he didn't expect the phone to be turned off. Old Nelson certainly didn't want others to disturb him now, so he gave up the idea of communicating with him - at this time, he couldn't help anything but comfort him.

Lying on the bed for a while, Li Guanyu still decided to do something for old Nelson. So he walked outside the door, knowing that there would be reporters waiting there.

Just arrived at the gate. Facing the reporters who rushed up, Li Guanyu waved his hand very calmly, signaling them to be calm and impatient, and he would accept their interview.

"Before you ask questions, I want to announce something." Li Guanyu got straight to the point -- now we have to rely on these reporters to convey information to the outside world.

"I'm going to finish this season, and I'm going to definitely lead the Warriors to the playoffs, and then we're going to be black-eight, no matter who the opponent is." Li Guanyu said this sentence with a firm expression, and then raised his hand to signal the reporters to ask questions.

"Lee, what do you think of the league's decision?"

"It's normal!" Li Guanyu didn't talk nonsense, he was still able to accept this punishment.

"Lee, may I ask if you instigated Referee Glass to be taken away by the CIA?"

"It was dictated by justice!" Li Guanyu's answer was still concise.

"Lee, are you really dumped?"

"I don't answer questions that have nothing to do with basketball, I'm a basketball player, thank you!" Li Guanyu's expression suddenly became extremely serious, he didn't like to talk about work and suddenly insert some trivial things in life.

"But you're also a man, aren't you?" The reporter did not give up at all, and seized the flaws in Li Guanyu's words to chase and beat hard.

"Sorry, I don't have time to play talk show games with you!" Li Guanyu threw down such a sentence, turned around and walked to the room.

He turned around and completely disappeared from everyone's sight, and three days later, someone witnessed a car driving away from this villa, and then there was no news of Li Guanyu, as if it was a human formation.

Although Li Guanyu is far away from the rivers and lakes, the legend of Lee has been circulating in the rivers and lakes. Almost everyone will discuss the whereabouts of Li Guanyu after dinner.

"Where the hell did Lee go? Could it be that he committed suicide because of love? ”

"Wouldn't it? Didn't he say he was coming back to play in the playoffs? I still believe what he says, and he never breaks his word. My guess is that he must have been working hard somewhere, and he's always been a hard-working stupid basketball player. ”

"Do you think Lee will be squeezed dry by those women?"

"He's going to be squeezed dry? And didn't they break up? Where else will it be squeezed dry? ”

"There shouldn't have been a breakup, since Lee disappeared, those fish girls have also disappeared, did they go on their honeymoon together?"

"Hey... Is it really boring without Lee? The current NBA is not interesting at all! If he does leave the United States one day, the crime rate in the United States will be at least 30% higher than it is now. Because in the past, people could take their anger out on him, but now... I can only go to robbery and break the law!! ”

"Yesterday I bought a pair of proud immortals, I hope Lee will return soon!!"

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The discussion of Lee's whereabouts among the people is endless, endless, and the commentary world also talks about Li Guanyu every day, no, during the peak battle of the Heat vs. Cleveland, the TNT trio once again ignored the fierce battle on the court and talked about Li Guanyu. In this regard, the director doesn't mind at all, because every time he talks about Li Guanyu, it will be the peak of the ratings of that game.

"I'm just now discovering how important Lee is to the NBA. Watching Dwyane and LeBron fight on the court can't dampen my thoughts about Lee, which shows how deeply rooted Lee is. Ay... How did he disappear without a trace? Now that the sales of entertainment newspapers and basketball magazines have dropped by at least 30%, and the world's attention to the NBA has also decreased by at least 20%, as for the Warriors' games, it is estimated that no one has watched them for a long time, right? If I were David Stern, I would definitely regret it now, why did I give such a heavy penalty in the first place? Now, it's your own money that you're losing, right? Kenny Smith said.

"The waiting day is really like a year! It's even harder than when I was waiting for a text message from my girlfriend, and I wish I could see Lee all of a sudden. Also, Can the Warriors be less brain-dead? He didn't know to cancel the 10-game extended ban? Wouldn't we have seen Lee sooner? Truth be told, Chris Mullin is so stupid, he's simply one of the dumbest GMs on the planet. While other teams cherish Lee like a panda, he throws him around like a hot dog! Sooner or later, he'll regret it, just look at the Miami now. Lightning Miller said.

"I've never looked forward to a player coming back into the league, not even Michael, and in fact I wanted Michael never to come back because I wanted a championship ring. Forehead... Well, what I'm trying to say now is that I'd like to see Lee come back soon. Because I want to see him do miracles again, and now that the Warriors are 10th in the West, I'm going to see how he brings the Warriors back to the playoffs and then hacks one of the Lakers or the Spurs! Charles Barkley said.

"Doesn't he have eleven games left? If Chris Mullin suddenly opens up, he still has 21 games to make his promise. "Kenny Smith now believes in Li Guanyu very much.

"All I know is that Lee never broke his word, and yes, he fulfilled every promise he made." Reggie Miller said.

"Hopefully his rest hasn't made his form plummet!!!" Charles Barkley muttered, which was the end of this remark that had nothing to do with the game.

……………… After a long wait for countless people, Li Guanyu's name finally appeared in an article in a political newspaper. The title of the article is -- A Chinese man buys an island in Oceania and declares the establishment of a daughter country. And the content is: At present, the United Nations has approved the application for statehood, and all five permanent members have voted in favor. This country will depend on China in the form of a vassal. Currently, there is only one citizen of the country, the founder, lee-guan-yu!

While all basketball fans were speculating about whether the country was really founded by Li Guanyu, Angelina Jolie announced that she would leave her American citizenship and officially join her daughter's country. And immediately after, the people who were originally on the list of fish girls left their American citizenship and joined this island country of only 5 million square meters.

Now, everyone understands. This country was founded by Li Guanyu, he successfully got rid of the entanglement of the law for himself, and he did what all men in this world envy - become the king of a daughter country, and the female members of this country are all composed of well-known female stars.

There is no doubt that Lee will be the most enviable man in this world! Not only because he became the king of a country, but more importantly, he legally owned nearly thirty or so concubines. -- The New York Times commented on Li Guanyu's behavior that shocked the world.

If you have to find the most well-known person in the NBA, then it must be His Majesty Li Guanyu, he is now a king in the true sense of the word, he not only has his own territory, but also his own harem beauties! -- David Stern commented on Li Guanyu.

There is no doubt that the world is crazy. Are all the agents of the permanent members of the UN go crazy? How would they agree to such a brain-dead proposal for statehood? Don't they know that doing so causes many teenagers to turn off? -- LeBron James, who was robbed of the title of emperor, was unwilling to jump in protest in front of the media, yes, he couldn't accept that Li Guanyu had done another thing that shocked the world.

No, we love Lee, he's our idol! - This is the voice of almost all North American teenagers, yes, young people are always rebellious, although middle-aged men are still opposing Li Guanyu and protesting against Li Guanyu for snatching their goddess, but these teenagers don't see it that way, they think that Li Guanyu has done the greatest thing in the history of men, and most of the female stars that Li Guanyu stole have nothing to do with these post-90s and post-93s.

I really don't know how to defend Lee now, he's the lord of a country now, and if I make a big move, maybe it will start a war. As you know, I'm a pacifist, and in fact, I'm planning to change my name to: World Peace! - Artest said after learning the news.

The Emperor is coming! The last feudal emperor on earth! -- This is the Vatican Pope's title for Li Guanyu.

In the midst of all the disturbances, Li Guanyu finally appeared at the Los Angeles airport the day before the ban ended. As soon as he appeared, he immediately attracted hundreds of reporters to watch.

"Everyone, calm down a little, Your Excellency the Emperor will hold a press conference tomorrow to explain everything. Please be respectful of our guests! These are the prevarications of US Foreign Ministry officials to reporters.

Well, now Li Guanyu's identity has officially changed to the head of a country, even though he is a small country. But, isn't mosquito meat meat?

(To be continued)