Chapter 279: Jordan who doesn't need Pippen
And with the appearance of Li Guanyu in front of the media, there was immediately another wave of surging discussions. Almost everyone is talking about a basketball player who became the king of the daughter country, after all, the members of this daughter country are all super beauties in Hollywood, USA.
"There is no doubt that Lee is the happiest and most blessed man in the world. Now that he has his territory, he has a group of beautiful and incomprehensible beauties to accompany him. This is simply the ultimate dream of all men, and it only took him a month to achieve it. I really don't know what else he wants to do. Or what are you pursuing? Do you play basketball? Charles Barkley said.
"I want to see now the expressions of those who are holding legal plaques to suppress Lee. Know that Lee makes absolutely whatever laws he likes in his realm. He could make laws such as standing for an hour no more than three times a day, because that block was completely under his control. Senior Yumi said.
"They still have the weapon of morality." Kenny Smith replied, "Morality doesn't bind anyone most of the time, at least not rebellious teenagers. Don't you see that the young people on the street are wearing Lee jerseys and sneakers? ”
The TNT trio kept talking about Li Guanyu on live TV, which happened all the time, no matter who was playing the game. It's as if there is only one athlete named Li Guanyu in their eyes, but in fact, there is only one basketball player in the eyes of basketball fans around the world - Li Guanyu.
"From today onwards, the most talked about basketball players will not be Wilt Chamberlain, Shaq O'Neal, Kobe Bryant and me. Because no basketball player in the world can do what Lee did today, and neither can I. In fact, I'm a fan of Lee now and he's done what all men dream of doing! ”
can make the arrogant basketball god Michael Jordan say this, which shows how far Li Guanyu is now.
At this time, if an NBA player is asked to shoot the most hated player, this person must be Li Guanyu, because he steals everyone's limelight. But if they were asked to vote for an event that they would most like to be the basketball player, it is estimated that Li Guanyu would still be elected by unanimous vote - who doesn't want to have both beautiful women?
In the midst of all the disturbances, Li Guanyu finally held a press conference in Jinzhou. Half an hour before his press conference, the Warriors president fired Chris Mullin. And publicly stated in front of the media: "We are extremely welcome to the return of Lee, he will definitely lead the Warriors to a bright future." Yes, I have prepared a contract for His Excellency the Emperor with an annual salary of thirty million dollars. ”
The reason why the owner of the Warriors suddenly changed his mind was nothing more than taking a fancy to the infinite business opportunities in Li Guanyu. He had already decided not to sell the team, because as Li Guanyu's reputation grew, he found that the amount of advertising thrown on his table was getting bigger and bigger. Since there is such a golden hen, why kill the chicken to get the eggs? Moreover, an emperor works under his own hands, how face-saving it is! At least when you see other team owners, you will have a sense of superiority in your bones - see? Huang Yanjing of the daughter country is my salaryman!
But soon, his dream was shattered, because Li Guanyu cleanly destroyed all his good phenomena at the press conference.
At half past three in the afternoon, Li Guanyu announced the official start of the press conference for the return of the king.
When Li Guanyu walked into the press conference, he was immediately frightened by the crowd. Although the number of people who were not as large as the siege of the Los Angeles Hilton Hotel that day, the more than 1,000 reporters crammed into a briefing room of less than 200 square meters were still a bit shocking -- anyone who saw a sardine-like crowd would be shocked.
After the moderator's lengthy opening remarks, he quickly moved on to the question session. Since Li Guanyu was only given ten chances to ask questions, confusion soon ensued in the process of competing for the microphone. As soon as there was chaos, the security personnel immediately dispatched to invite all the reporters who were arguing out, and did not even give them a chance to explain. In this way, the original chaotic order is much better.
"Lee, which nationality do you hold now? Also, how did you convince all the fish girls to become the nationality of your daughter's country, as far as I know, your country still has no army, how do you keep every citizen, your wife, safe? ”
"As the emperor of the daughter country, I naturally hold the nationality of the daughter country. Also, I never tried to convince any of the fish girls to become the citizenship of the daughter country, it was all voluntary. In our interim Constitution, it is clearly stipulated that nationality may only be transferred in and not out. I think it will take a lot of courage for them to make this decision. Finally, on the subject of the army, I think my suzerainty provides good protection. In addition, we have established friendly diplomatic relations with Australia. Oceania, no one will do anything to us? Li Guanyu's answer was not leaky.
"So, what are the requirements for joining the daughter country?" Immediately, another reporter stood up and asked a question, and as soon as this question came out, it immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of all the reporters present -- they actually asked such a question, wasting such a precious opportunity to ask questions.
"First of all, she has to be a woman. Second, she had to make me feel. In the end, it was up to all the members of the daughter country to vote. If more than 60% of the people support it, then she will be allowed to join the daughter country. Li Guanyu replied very easily.
"So, is your national system a feudal reading system or a Ming cooking system?" The reporter was quick to talk and asked another idiot question that made the other reporters want to kill him.
"This... How to say it. If it's in bed, it's a reading system, and if it's under the bed, it's a boiled system! Li Guanyu's answer was quite serious, but it caused the audience to laugh, and then they began to associate unhealthy images in their minds.
After a burst of laughter, a reporter stood up to replace the idiot, and then he asked what he thought was a very profound question: "So, can you satisfy so many women at the same time?" East Asians are known for their shortness. ”
"Do you think they'll marry me together if I'm not satisfied? If you believe in my strength, you can choose the most beautiful woman in your family, and I'm willing to let her experience my size for herself! Li Guanyu coldly retorted that this is a matter of national dignity, and there must be no ambiguity.
As soon as this answer came out, the scene was laughing again. Now about Li Guanyu's surname ability, it has indeed caused a lot of controversy. One view is that he is no different from the average East Asian. Another point of view is that he is the first person in the world. Because of this fierce controversy, many experimental schools were born. Yes, many girls are willing to go on the horse to verify the news in person. The Facebook 'Have a Night with Lee' group already has more than half a million members. In other words, Lee can increase the population of the daughter country by 500,000 at any time as long as he is willing. At that time, there may be such an advertising slogan - Daughter Country, focusing on the first anniversary of sanitary napkin service, leading the world in use, and the towel can circle the earth five times.
"Lee, before you disappeared, you said you were going to lead Golden State to the playoffs and then implement Black Eight. But now that the Warriors are three wins behind in eighth place, with only 11 games left, you only have a theoretical chance of making the playoffs. Do you regret or worry about what you said earlier? A reporter stood up and finally asked a question about basketball.
"Isn't it an eleven winning streak? Very simple! Li Guanyu said in an extremely relaxed tone, and after this sentence was finished, the audience was in an uproar, and everyone was speculating whether Li Guanyu had gone crazy.
"However, your next opponents are some strong teams, such as the Lakers, Mavericks, Cleveland Cavaliers, etc., don't you think this sentence is not considered?" The reporter continued to ask.
"No matter who the opponent is, the Warriors are not going to end in defeat." Li Guanyu is full of confidence - after a long period of exercise, he has already perfectly combined his body and technique, with his Martian-like physical fitness and unpredictable dribbling skills. Invincible, it's really just a matter of time. At least, that's what Li Guanyu himself thinks.
"Uh... All right! Let me continue to ask with your beautiful imagination. May I ask what you will do after the Black Eight? Will you stay in Golden State next season? The journalist continued.
"Staying in the Golden State? Of course it's not possible. The only reason I'm staying in Golden State right now is because of Nelson Sr., who has left, and I decided to come and pay tribute to him with a Black Eight Wonder. That's all! Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and said.
"So which city do you tend to go to? Many cities are willing to open their arms to you! ”
"I don't know, but it's definitely a big city!" Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and made a joke: "Maybe it's a daughter country, but there is no airport there now, no stadium, and even no spectators." ”
"Well, Lee, ask a very serious question. Will you accept other Hollywood actresses in the future? I mean, your list of fish girls won't add any more? A white reporter stood up and asked nervously - he was really afraid that one day all the heroines of Hollywood blockbusters would come from the same country - daughter country!
"I can't give you a very definite answer to this question right now. I am a person who believes in fate. Li Guanyu pretended to be innocent fiercely, which caused all the reporters in the audience to slander in their hearts - what qualifications do you have to play innocence with a horse, and what kind of bullshit fate do you have?
"So the last question, will your daughters participate in the Olympics in Congress?" The reporter stood up and asked.
"No, but I'll participate." After Li Guanyu finished saying this, he then stood up and threw down the sentence 'Ten questions have ended' and walked out of the press room quickly. Leaving a huge question mark for the reporters in the audience.
As soon as this press conference was reported, it immediately caused an uproar in the basketball world.
"I don't think the Warriors can beat the Lakers, and in fact I don't believe the Warriors can make the playoffs, their roster is just too flawed." So said the Lakers' Kobe Bryant said they were the leaders in the West at this time, even though they were only half a win ahead of the Spurs.
"Eleven wins in a row? Hum! It's a joke, and I'll show him what Cleveland's pride is next game. Yes, they never want to walk out of Cleveland with victory! This is LeBron James's manifesto.
And ** Vicky also made it clear in an interview the next day: "Whether that guy is the emperor of a small island country now, but, what I know is that he does not have the absolute strength to show off his power in the NBA now." He's not good enough to be a ruler, he's not there yet. ”
"Eleven wins in a row? For today's warriors, it is definitely an unattainable luxury. Yes, even if Lee were Michael Jordan, he wouldn't be able to play this record. I think... Lee should focus on his summer itinerary. ESPN columnist Bill Simmons said.
"Barring no surprises, this will be the biggest joke in NBA history. His little emperor will be crushed under my sword in the first comeback battle, yes, in the next game, I will lead Torontonian people to draw Golden State! Chris Bosh said.
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Almost eleven sides of the question, no one stood up to support Li Guanyu's arrogant words, even the most hardcore fish honey this time thought that Li Guanyu was a little too big. But Li Guanyu himself said in an interview before the home game against the Toronto Raptors: "Tonight, I will use my performance on both offensive and defensive ends to tell you that I, Li Guanyu, am not Michael Jordan, because I don't even need Scott Pippen and Dennis Rodman." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, it once again caused a lot of verbal criticism. Everyone thinks that Li Guanyu was carried away by the title of emperor - he actually arrogantly put Michael Jordan under himself? This is simply unforgivable behavior in the basketball world.
However, for Li Guanyu's disrespectful remarks, Michael Jordan didn't mind at all. On the contrary, he said very appreciatively in front of the media: "I like a player like Lee, and I also think he will surpass me." If he can continue to play that dominance against the Eagles! By the way, I'm going to go to Cleveland to watch the Warriors play against the Cavaliers, and I'm sure it's going to be a lot of fun. This is a duel between two new emperors. ”
(To be continued)