I opened my eyes in a daze and looked around, it was a large tiled room, the room was simply arranged, a table, four benches, and a bed.

Where am I?

I struggled to get out of bed and out the door, a courtyard with a flock of chickens foraging for food and a fluffy puppy barking at me.

"Kick you up, Uncle Blame, you're finally awake!"

I followed the sound and saw that it was a little girl of six or seven years old, with two pigtails tied and wearing a floral dress. At this time, her big watery eyes were round, and she wanted to look at me like a rare animal.

"Uncle Strange, will you come and play hide and seek with me?" The little girl said with a smile.

I smiled and said, "Little sister, my brother is still very young!" Don't call me Uncle Blame, ok? ”

The little girl raised her lips and said with a face full of indignation: "Blame Uncle for deceiving people, I won't play with you anymore!" ”

Deceitful? Have it? I smiled and walked out the door slowly, feeling very sore and sore all over my body, and my mind was swollen and painful. I vaguely remember that when I was in the first line of heaven, I still couldn't climb the cliff after all, but the fat man pulled me when I needed it most, and I don't remember the rest very clearly.

After walking out of the courtyard, there is a stone paved road, the whole road is very narrow, the ground is all paved with stone slabs, it looks like it is some years old, there are many low big tiled houses on both sides of the stone paving road, and some houses even have some straw standing on the roof.

Obviously, this is an old mountain village, full of chickens and dogs, and the air is very fresh.

I walked down the stone paving road and soon came to a large stone grinding yard.

In the old society, the stone mill was mainly used for rice milling, spreading the rice of the whole village on the stone dam, and then a cow pulling a stone roller to grind the rice on the rice ear.

I walked under the pomegranate trees and looked at the dirt road leading to the outside of the village in the middle of the two pomegranate trees, and then looked around blankly, "Where the hell am I?" What about the people in the village? ”

After talking to myself, I returned to the stone pavement and knocked on the door from house to house, this small village is very simple, every house is a courtyard, and the gate of each house is not locked, every time I open the door, you can see some chickens, ducks, dogs and other domestic animals dangling in the small courtyard.

The whole village is built around a stone paved road, and I estimated that there were about 20 families on both sides of the road, but there was no one in each of them. I walked all the way to the end of the stone pavement, where there was a huge old well at the end of the stone pavement, which was still fetched water in the old-fashioned way, and on the other side of the well was a large vegetable garden.

I suddenly felt a little thirsty, and when I came to the well, I threw the log into the well, shook the rope a little, and filled the bucket with water, and then shook the pole and hoisted the bucket.

In the past, there were such old-fashioned ancient wells in our mountains, but because there is a small stream in our village and the stream is also very kind, the ancient wells are rarely used.

After slowly beating a bucket of water, I just wanted to lift the bucket up, and saw a very terrifying figure reflected in the bucket, this person could vaguely see that it was a man, his whole face was covered with eczema, and the puffiness was a little terrible! Every eczema abscess has begun to suppurate.

"Bold! This mage is here, why not be evil! I let out a loud cry, threw away the bucket in my hand, and turned back sharply, only to find that there was no one behind me, except for the calm stone paving.

Is it a delusion?

I hurriedly opened the Eye of Heaven, but no matter how hard I tried, I could not open it, and I felt weak, my mouth was dry, and I even had the urge to jump into the well and drink water.

Turning my head and looking at the ancient well, I slowly moved my steps and came to the well, the ancient well was very deep, and it was gray inside, and I could only vaguely see the water rippling below. I stuck out my tongue, stroked my parched lips, and leaned slightly into the ancient well.

Suddenly, I seemed to have a strong desire to jump into the ancient well and drink from it in desperation.

As soon as this terrible thought came to mind, I wanted to jump down immediately, and the only remaining reason slowly subsided when I watched the waves of the ancient well, and finally raised one foot and put it on the side of the ancient well, and then the whole person threw himself down against the ancient well.

"What are you doing!"

With a coquettish shout, I only felt my shoulders grabbed, and then my whole body was thrown aside, I lay on the ground softly, and suddenly felt a body pressing on me, "Hold your head in your hands, lie on the ground and don't move!" ”

There was a hint of authority in the words, and although I could hear that it was a girl's voice, it sounded beautiful and crisp, but I couldn't help but do what she meant.

"Tell me, what did you want to do just now?" She pressed against me, and didn't seem to plan to get up.

"I don't know what's going on, I'm just thirsty, I want to drink water, and that water has a special attraction for me, as if it were beckoning me to jump again." ”

Oh, yes! What the hell do I want to do?

I asked myself over and over again, what the hell was wrong with me? Will you die if you jump? But why am I not afraid of death at all? Even now, when I think back to Gujing, I still have the urge to jump down?

"Oh, that's not right!" The girl riding on me seemed to think of something, and suddenly said, "You are a Maoshan warlock, and you are a master!" How could he suddenly be so suicidal? Seemingly... There is a secret! There must be an ulterior secret in this! ”

What a word to wake up a dreamer, yes! I'm a Maoshan Warlock! It's a Maoshan warlock who has been to the underworld, fought against the corpse king, and stood proudly above the Luban technique and the head-lowering technique! The one hundred and ninth generation head of Maoshan! What the hell is wrong with me?

"It seems that there are clues!" She seemed to think of something again, and suddenly held me down and said: "You have the right to remain silent now, but every word you say will likely become favorable evidence to solve the case, I have reason to suspect that you are related to several bizarre murders, and now I must arrest you and the police station to assist in the investigation!" ”

I don't know if it's because she's thinking too fast, or if I'm thinking too slow, I'm too lazy to care about it, I just feel that my body is really bad, my whole body is weak, my bones are about to fall apart because she crushes me, and I'm really thirsty and thirsty, I think if I don't drink water again, my mouth will burst into fire.

"You get up for me!"

I was forcibly pulled up by her, but I felt very uncomfortable standing up, and suddenly held back to the ancient well not far away, but I suddenly had strength, and after breaking free from her, I hurriedly ran to the ancient well, desperately running to the ancient well.

Just as I was about to jump into the well and drink, I suddenly felt my shoulder be held down again, and I was thrown to the ground again.

"Huh! Interesting! Dare to attack the police! She rode on top of her again, "With your head in your hands, lying on your stomach honestly, now I have reason to suspect that you are the victim of several bizarre murders, and you have the right to keep ......"

"Half-immortal! Half Immortal! ”

At this moment, the fat man's voice suddenly sounded, his voice was simply heavenly to me, and I hurriedly shouted: "I... I am here! ”

Even though I turned up the volume, I felt that my throat was so dry and itchy, and even I felt that the voice didn't sound real at all? What the hell is going on? Why did I become like this?

Ever since I saw Gujing, I feel like my mind has never been normal, and even my body is no longer normal.

"Half-immortal!" The fat man yelled and rushed in my direction, "Woman, let go of that half-immortal!" ”

"You yell at me again, be careful that I sue you for obstructing law enforcement!" She was on my back, not realizing that she was about to crush me to death.

"If you want to ride on him again, I'll be rude to you, fat man!" I looked at the fat man with an angry face gratefully, and the fat man said, "He is a patient, and you are a policewoman, are you embarrassed to bully a patient like that?" ”

"You dead fat, you are the patient, your whole family is the patient!" I howled at the fat wolf, but I don't know why, but when the words came to my mouth, I was afraid that only I could hear the sound.

"That's right! I almost forgot! She finally got off me, but then rode up again, "Huh! Wrong! You want to confuse the police, he just pushed me with a lot of force, like a cow, I definitely have reason to suspect that he is a murderer! ”

"You little girl has a sick brain, right?" The fat man spoke my mind!

The fat man continued: "Half Immortal is the head of Maoshan Mountain, and he has always only saved people, how can he harm people!" ”

"Dead fatty, pay attention to your words, I'm a policeman!" She may have even jerked on top of me to assert her authority.

I think I'm really dying, and I was crushed to death by a woman, and it is estimated that when it reaches the ears of the master, even if I am a ghost, I will be laughed at by him for the rest of my life. I muttered 'water, water, I want water!'

It's a pity that they didn't pay attention to me, I felt a little overwhelmed by this woman, my eyelids became heavier and heavier, I vaguely remember that in the first line of the sky, when I reached out to take the jade box, I touched a red Sijie, Luban told me that if you want to crack this method, you must wear a pair of underwear with virgin pubic fluid, bathe with virgin urine, and find a woman to sleep with every day, which lasts for seven days to be lifted.

Otherwise, it will initially manifest as eczema all over the body, then eczema will turn into damp abscesses, and then the whole body will be swollen and die.

"Huh! Why didn't she move? ”

"You stinky, you killed a half-immortal, fat man, I'll fight with you!"

That's the only thing I've heard since I closed my eyes, dead fat, you're pretty angry with me! is worthy of being a brother who has walked on the edge of life and death......