"Half immortal, half immortal, wake up!"

The fat man's eager voice echoed in my head, and I slowly opened my eyes to see a fat man with an anxious face and a woman in a police uniform. This woman is very beautiful, with a beautiful melon seed face, delicate facial features that match perfectly, and her bumpy figure is wrapped in a uniform that is extremely hot.

"Hey, he didn't hang up!" The woman smiled at me.

"Are you disappointed?" The fat wolf howled and hurriedly helped me up, "Half-immortal, how do you feel?" ”

I felt very hot in my throat and pleaded to the fat man, "Water, I want to drink water?" ”

"What?" The fat man put his ear to my mouth, and I tried again to say, "Water! ”

"Oh, you said her!" The fat man pointed to the policewoman on the side, and said with a face full of anger: "This guy came from the county town to investigate the bizarre murder case, what does it seem to be called... What the... Oh! That's right, Flower Bones! ”

I really want to kick the fat man to death, I want to drink water! And this policewoman is not called Hua Guduo, but Han Duo, I met her last time, but I don't know why she didn't recognize me.

I tried to calm down and said to the fat man, "sh... ui… Water! ”

The fat man obviously didn't understand, he yelled at the policewoman: "Go out, the half-immortal said, see if you're unhappy!" ”

"Hey, are you deaf? I thought he was talking about 'water'! Han Duo blinked his beautiful eyes, and his cherry-like mouth turned up slightly.

"I'll give you a lung! Are you pushing my limits to the fat man? "Damn fatty, why don't you listen to her? I can't wait to slap the fat man immediately, but unfortunately I really don't have any strength in my body.

"Hey, dead fatty, you are so bold! Are you pushing my limits? Han Duo said and took out a pair of handcuffs from his waist.

The fat man suddenly wilted, he looked at me who was dying behind him, and finally plucked up the courage to say: "Hua Guduo, fat man, I don't care if you are a policeman or an assistant policeman, now that the half-immortal is dying, do you think he will die peacefully?" ”

Han Duo's beautiful eyes kept flickering, and finally gritted her teeth, and was about to leave, when a little girl in a flower dress suddenly walked in with a basin of water, and accidentally bumped into Han Duo, and the water in the basin suddenly fell on the stone floor.

"Kick you... I'm in trouble again, huhu! The little girl's face was full of joy, and she did not have the slightest sense of admitting her mistake.

Han Duo let out a roar and stepped aside.

I, on the other hand, pushed the fat man away, and then threw myself on the ground, greedily licking the water on the ground, for fear of missing a little.

"I'll just say, he's talking about 'water', you don't believe it!" Han Duo pointed at me and smiled.

The fat man hurriedly pulled me up, "Half immortal, don't do this! Drink water, tell me, the water of the earth is dirty! ”

I pushed the fat man away again, greedily sucking on the stagnant water on the ground.

The little girl was probably frightened by me, "Uncle Blame has become a dog!" ”

She screamed and ran out of the door, and after a while, the door of the room was pushed open, and then I saw a middle-aged and elderly man rushing in, grabbing me from the ground without saying anything, and then pressing me against the wall, "Han Duo, bring a rope!" ”

Han Duo on the side nodded inexplicably, and then ran out quickly. The middle-aged and elderly man yelled at the fat man: "What are you doing, don't come and help!" ”

The fat man hesitated, and actually ran over to hold me, I looked at the stagnant water on the ground, and hated it in my heart! Writhing his limbs desperately, but this middle-aged and elderly man is as strong as an ox, and he does not have the qualities that an old man should have.

After a while, Han Duo found a straw rope. This straw rope is made of straw, and in our ravine, it is specially used to trap rice, but I didn't expect her to use this thing to tie me up.

I was subdued by their joint efforts almost instantly, and said unwillingly: "Lao Tzu wants to drink water!" ”

Unfortunately, I can't even hear my voice.

The middle-aged and elderly man said to the fat man and Han Duo: "Didn't I tell you, he is now full of eczema, drinking water will only aggravate his condition, you see, he has already begun to have abscesses on his body, and if he drinks it again, he will die!" ”

Eczema? Abscesses?

After hearing these two words, I immediately panicked and howled at the fat wolf a few times.

The fat man looked at me suspiciously, scratching his head, obviously not understanding what I was talking about. Fortunately, the middle-aged and old man seemed to think of something, and he asked the fat man, "You said he was a Maoshan Warlock?" ”

"That's right! The half-immortal is very powerful, even the corpse king was defeated by him! The fat man hurriedly replied.

"Han Duo, you go get paper and a pen, and by the way, get a basin of water." The middle-aged and elderly man ordered at Han Duo.

Han Duo nodded, hurriedly ran out of the house, and the middle-aged and elderly people put me on the bed, "Xiaodao, the old man must remind you, although the old man doesn't know what disease you have, but the medical conditions here are limited, and there have been a lot of bizarre murders here recently, the entire village has been blocked, and it is strictly forbidden to enter and exit, and the doctors who have been sent over have come to see it, and they all say that you have too much moisture in your body and are ready to infuse, but the old man feels that something is wrong, just like a bizarre murder case, and it can't be inferred according to common sense at all, Since you are a Maoshan Warlock, the old man hopes that you can think carefully about what you should do to resolve your condition. ”

I nodded hurriedly, I really knew that if the infusion was estimated, it would be over, but fortunately, my bag was probably hidden by the fat man, otherwise my illness would become an infectious disease, and if I was quarantined at that time, I am afraid that I would really have to wait for death.

After a while, Han Duo walked in slowly with a basin of water, and the two fruits on his chest swayed from side to side, which was very tempting. The black lady's police uniform really looks good on her. However, I think the better thing is the basin of water she is carrying.

I tried to get up, but I couldn't move because of the rope tied to my body, and the middle-aged and elderly people took the basin and put it on the ground, just where I could see it. Then he took a pen and paper and said to me, "Do you really want to drink water?" ”

I writhed desperately, nodding like a chicken.

"You write out how to treat you first, and the old man will let you drink water!" Said the middle-aged and elderly.

Where can I manage so much, I just want to drink water, so the middle-aged and elderly people asked Han Duo to carry the water, now I can't see the water, but I know that there is water in the basin that Han Duo is holding in his arms.

"Okay, now you can write." The middle-aged and elderly man spoke.

As if I had returned to the light, I hurriedly picked up a pen and paper, and then quickly wrote a few words on the paper: I have been hit by the Luban technique, and it is estimated that I will not live for a few days. First I need to put on panties stained with virgin pussy fluid, then I need to bathe with virgin urine, and finally I need a virgin to sleep with.

After writing these few sentences, I felt more relaxed than ever, but I still looked at Han Duo with longing, Han Duo was a little hairy by me, "Huh... What do you do when you watch people do this, but they have boyfriends. ”

Where am I looking at her, I want to drink water!

After the middle-aged and elderly people took the paper, they didn't even have a chance to look at it, so they took Han Duo out with him.

And I had no water to use as bait, and I wilted again. The fat man sat on the edge of my bed, whispering something inconsequential, I didn't have the heart to listen, I just wanted to drink water, but I could barely hear some.

It all starts with the name of the village......

This village is called Santai Village, and I used to come to this village, but I was pulled to the county seat by the fat man and Lao Hu before I did not stay.

As the name suggests, Santai Village is Tongque Terrace, Ice Crystal Terrace, and Golden Tiger Terrace.

At that time, Cao Cao ordered people to recruit these three lookouts, and then the times changed, and finally Cao Cao's military camp evolved into the current Santai Village, which is located in the center of Santai and has a long history.

Later, after several major changes, there is today's Three Days Village. The village chief of Santai Village, that is, the owner of the mansion where I live now, his family has been the village chief of this village for generations, since the Eight-Nation Alliance came to attack, the village chiefs here have insisted on not building new houses, and after they have money, they will sew and mend the old houses, but the style cannot be changed, and they can only use the previous decoration.

Because of such an unwritten management method of the village chiefs of the past dynasties, Santai Village has now become a tourist attraction, and since it is a scenic spot, the more real the better, so the village names rarely decorate the houses unless the house is in addition to problems.

The general tourist attractions will sell a lot of small things, or the consumption is very high, but the folk customs here are simple, although it is a scenic spot, but it rarely accepts the money of people who come to visit, and the food and accommodation are almost free, which also makes Santai Village the first choice for many tourists.

Strictly speaking, Tongquetai, Bingjingtai, and Jinhutai can no longer be seen in Santai Village, and the reason why this village is attractive is only because the folk customs in this place are simple, the houses are relatively old, and the rural atmosphere is relatively strong.

But since a certain domestic director filmed a movie of the unusual 'Tongquetai' in the Forbidden City, there has been a steady stream of tourists in Santai Village.

There is also a relatively large tourist attraction about five miles away from Santai Village, but that place charges money, and Santai Village does not charge, but it is more popular.

This lively scene changed completely until more than a month ago.

According to the locals, more than a month ago, an outsider in the village suddenly hanged himself from the big pomegranate tree at the entrance of the village, and after that, almost every other day, there would be another body on the big pomegranate tree, which lasted until the seventh day.

When the village chief saw that seven people had died, he hurriedly reported it to the county seat, and the county sent a police officer. After the police officer arrived, he hurriedly launched a blockade of the big pomegranate tree, but what he didn't expect was that the pomegranate tree hung the body of a police officer the next day.

A police officer died, and the county immediately attached great importance to this matter, and a team headed by Captain Yang was dispatched, and Han Duo was naturally in this team.

However, the strange thing is that after the people in the county came, Santai Village suddenly calmed down, and there was no homicide for more than ten consecutive days.

What is the secret of that pomegranate tree?

Captain Yang asked the people above to send some more people over, so a Taoist priest came to the village, that is, the middle-aged and elderly people I saw today.

Almost all the techniques are derived from Taoism, and the most orthodox of them is the Maoshan Warlock. The Maoshan Warlock is divided into two factions, Tantra and Sutra, of which Tantra, that is, the faction of me and Zhang Zhenren, is not known by many people. But Xianzong is the famous Taoist.

Lao Tzu in ancient books, and even Taishang Laojun, are actually more famous representatives of Taoist Xianzong, the difference is that Lao Tzu is a Xianzong lineage, focusing on the promotion of scriptures such as "Tao Te Ching". And Taishang Laojun is a mythological figure, and he is the pharmacist of Taoist Xianzong who is responsible for alchemy.

Tantra is quite powerful, but even so, few people are famous!

And the Taoist priest sent this time is the eldest disciple of the contemporary head of the Tongtian Temple of Maoshan Xianzong: Tongxuan Zhenren.