"I have to be very responsible to tell you that my 2009-2010 season is over. Golden State is a great city, and here I have gained unforgettable memories and countless lovely fans. I love them. Because of them, we have created this miracle in NBA history. At the post-game press conference, Li Guanyu announced a frustrated news to all Warriors fans who were full of expectations for the championship.

"There were many, many reluctances, but I thought it was time for me to move on to my next stop. Yes, I have to go. No matter what kind of unpleasantness happened with the management before, everything will end with my departure. It was undoubtedly a difficult decision to leave, and the thing that made me feel a little happy now was that I left at least with pride held high, and I didn't become a loser, much less have I been succeeded by those who maliciously looked down on me. ”

After saying this, Li Guanyu immediately left the scene. The Golden State reporters who stayed for the entire press conference were saddened. Although they also vaguely knew that Li Guanyu would leave after the end of Black Eight, but now that the matter happened in front of them, there was no possibility of recovery. They're inevitably a little sentimental, after all... The guy who gave Golden State fans countless beautiful hopes for the future is leaving Golden State forever.

From now on, there will be no more arrogant and unruly madman Li in Jinzhou, and there will be no domineering king Li .

Yes, the days of being ruled by King Lee are over. Next, the Warriors will enter a long period of pain -- perhaps, there will never be a guy who leads a group of fish belly to sweep the regular season championship.

There is no doubt that this brief memory will forever be cherished in the minds of Golden State fans - it will be remembered for countless nights of daunting and they will sigh: What if King Lee was still around?

Perhaps, in addition to sighing, he will also curse: Chris Mullin is the stupidest fool in the history of the Warriors, and there is no one.

"The Great Emperor is gone, and the soul of Jinzhou has been destroyed!"

That's the headline of the second question given by the biggest-circulation newspaper in Golden State, and yes, for the Warriors, an era is over — though it didn't last long. But the position occupied is definitely not low.

Warriors fans are reluctant, melancholy, and confused.

But the Spurs are undoubtedly the most aggrieved - what is this TM called? swept away us and left without saying a word. Why don't you go and harm other teams? Why is it just me who is hurting? The regular season championship that you worked hard to win, are you hurt?

And Spurs head coach Vicky said in an interview: "I don't understand why Lee made this decision. In fact, I think they could have made it to the Western Conference Finals and beyond, and that's not because they swept us. But the strength of their team has indeed reached this level, first of all, Super-Lee is an invincible existence. Whether it's in the box or outside the three-point line, he has enough dominance. ”

After saying this, he didn't forget to add such a sour sentence: "Last night, I reflected on myself fiercely, why did we win the regular season championship? Why not let the Lakers win the regular season? At least, the team that was swept by the Warriors' Black Eight wasn't us, was it? I don't think the Lakers can find a way out of Lee, at least they won't be more effective on the defensive end than the Spurs! ”

Vicky's remarks immediately provoked a rebuttal from Kobe Bryant: "Anyway, we're a second-round team right now, and some teams are fishing!" In fact, we beat the Fishing Team three times out of four in the regular season. So, I don't know what reason their manager would have decided that we would make the same mistake as theirs. ”

Regarding Kobe Bryant's rebuttal, ** Vic did not give a positive rebuttal, but replied like a zen machine: "I expect the Lakers to meet Super-Lee next season." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the mouth cannon ended, as Phil Jackson added at the end: "With the Lakers' current lineup, we really can't find a limited way to stop Lee." At least I confirm that we can't limit Lee to less than 30 points, and we can't limit his assists to less than 10 if he's willing to pass. His comprehensive ability has already left LeBron James a big way. ”

"Phil, I will prove my true strength to you with my actions in the finals!" LeBron James didn't forget to come in and plug in a shot.

For these disturbing mouth cannons, Li Guanyu did not pay attention. In fact, after he left the team, he completely disappeared from the world's eyes.

On the fifth day after Li Guanyu's disappearance, TNT prepared a well-produced live show. The show is about how Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith share the same donkey's chrysanthemum.

"Charles, you should start first, after all, you have an experience." Before the kiss began, Reggie Miller sneered at the two partners with visibly dull expressions in a victorious manner.

At this time, Reggie Miller was undoubtedly excited, and he finally tasted the sweetness of being a veteran fish honey on TV.

"OK, Reggie, you're just relying on super-lee to defy the sky!"

Charles Barkley muttered indignantly, and then quickly leaned over to the donkey's ass and kissed it fiercely...... Kiss!

Hurry up and be ruthless, it's really an experienced person!

After Charles Barkley's quick and unmistakable kiss, all the pressure was poured into Kenny Smith. Under the gaze of three cameras and two pairs of malicious eyes, Kenny Smith's forehead soon began to dripp with sweat the size of a bean - after all, it was the first time, inexperienced, and nervousness was human.

"Brave Kenny! Put your mouth shut! The donkey's chrysanthemum will bloom because of your kiss!! Reggie Miller continued to flirt.

"Yes, Kenny, a brave and passionate kiss! As soon as the eyes are closed, the mouth is closed, and the howl passes! Charles Barkley, who had already landed, did not forget to tease Kenny Smith.

Charles Barkley's apostasy made Kenny Smith swoon - damn Charles, we're grasshoppers on the same rope, how can you fall into the trap so easily? Do you really think everyone is as brazen as you are?

"Come on, Kenny!"

"Kenny is a brave teenager......"

At the instigation of the two friends, Kenny Smith finally bravely put his lips on the donkey's ass. Just as the first intimate encounter between the two was about to take place, Kenny Smith suddenly found himself in the back of his head with a tremendous force that made his neck unable to support his head's movements...... Burst!

Completely out of his mind's control, Kenny Smith felt his mouth bump into a soft object. Just as he was lamenting why there was softness on the donkey's buttocks, his nose smelled the stench unmistakably, and then the whole studio burst into laughter.

"Damn Reggie! Damn Charles! ”

As Kenny Smith silently recited these angry words in his mind, the external force in his head disappeared. He looked up and realized that his lips had struck the chrysanthemum unmistakably - and the red heart.

Suddenly, he was angry, and chased after the two laughing partners and fought...... The audience watching the show couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw this scene, this is definitely a live broadcast of TNT's basketball commentary. This is also the reason why the director did not cut off the discordant picture.

……………………&&&………………………… While the TNT trio was arguing with donkey chrysanthemums, Mr. Li Guanyu, the direct person who was directly involved in the incident, was in big trouble.

When he drove to Ye Wudao's mansion, he was told by the younger brother guarding the door that if he didn't get Ye Ziqing's permission, then he would not be allowed to enter, even if Ye Wudao came out to greet him.

Li Guanyu was speechless about this rule and could only take out his mobile phone to make a call to Ye Ziqing. The phone was quickly connected, but the two did not reach a consensus because of communication. The point of disagreement between the two is still - Ye Ziqing's group of East Asians cannot accept being under the same roof with foreigners, even if they are so-called superstars.

"Can you let me in, I want to talk to my uncle about the details of the wedding. After all, it was my first wedding. Li Guanyu got straight to the point.

"Wedding? If I can't solve the problem of coexistence in a satisfactory and harmonious way, I am not ready to marry you. Ye Ziqing replied.

"Why are you so stubborn? You like me, don't you? I don't think we have any fundamental contradictions, and we don't have any irreconcilable differences! ”

"That's what you think, I'm not at your level yet, I still need time!" Ye Ziqing put down such a sentence and hung up the phone directly.

Looking at the mobile phone with a beeping sound for about twenty seconds, Li Guanyu finally decided to go home, after all, even if he succeeded, it didn't mean that he could take Ye Ziqing away smoothly.

After returning home, adjusting for two days, he flew directly to his kingdom.

On the day after Li Guanyu went to his daughter's country, the owner of the Clippers announced that the Clippers were acquired by the two groups and the two divided the shares of the Clippers. After discussion between the two sides, the name of the team was changed to - Los Angeles Princess!

Yes, the name of the first team in the NBA that had nothing to do with masculinity.

And then, the second action of the Queens dispelled all doubts - Li Guanyu will wear the Queen's jersey to compete in the NBA next season!

As soon as this news came out, discerning people naturally knew who bought the Clippers!

(To be continued)