As for the news that Li Guanyu joined the Los Angeles Princess team, Li Guanyu himself had no idea. At this time, he was entertaining the Warriors in his daughter's country.

Due to the departure of Li Guanyu, the Warriors collapsed when they met the Mavericks in the second round. Yes, they were swept away by another team in Texas.

The Warriors swept the Spurs, and the Mavericks swept the Warriors. According to this logic, it is completely possible to deduce that the Mavericks are far superior to the Spurs, which seems to be obvious at a glance. However, no one has made such an argument. Yes, no one would be foolish enough to think that the Dallas Mavericks, who had the fifth-best regular season record in the West, would be able to beat the San Antonio Spurs, who had the first-place regular season record.

After winning all four games, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban made it clear in an interview: "There is no doubt that the person Dallas must thank for making it to the Western Conference Finals is Mr. Super-Lee, the first person in the league today. There's no denying that the Mavericks can't find a single player who can put him in the way. I'm desperate to get him next season, although it looks like it's just a dream – he's already in his own team, a team called the Princess. I don't think anyone would dare to show the slightest disdain for this name. Because this was originally the team that Emperor Li's princess bought for him. ”

Mark Cuban's rhetoric was widely supported. Almost everyone thinks that the Mavericks just took advantage of Li Guanyu's departure and made the cut. Spurs head coach Vicky has a deep feeling about this - he has been repenting since he was eliminated - why should he fight for a regular season championship so fuckingly? Does this TM make sense? In the end, hasn't it become a stepping stone for Super-Lee to become famous? Vicky's confession is not unreasonable, and at least 80 percent of the people agree with it.

At this time, Li Guanyu is leading the whole team of warriors to be at ease in the daughter country. Although there is no internet coverage here, it is good to be clean and natural. The various seascapes are simply the most beautiful in the world, a fairyland on earth. Naturally, Warriors players linger, even if they don't have internet access here.

After nearly half a month of amusement on the pleasant island of Oceania, the whole team of warriors finally embarked on the charter flight of the daughter country composed of all women. Yes, all the service staff in the daughter country are women. At the time of entry, they signed a special agreement - a six-month period - that they were not allowed to bring any man to their daughter's country. And the most perverted one is--Article 21: Please be prepared to be honored by King Li Lin at any time.

Although the conditions are extremely demanding, when the job is advertised in various countries around the world, countless resumes are still obtained. Yes, the reason they submitted their resumes was not just because of the nature of the country, not just because of the good wages, but in large part because of Article 21 - they came for the sake of Super-Lee, because it was the fastest way to become famous - at least, you can announce it to the world with impunity - I shared a slinger with the most famous movie stars in the United States.

Tsk, imagine what a glory it would be?

Well, the 'cheapness' of women is common all over the world - they tend to remember the men who don't dump them, and ignore the men who are close at hand or send the 'stick' to the door.

And these women didn't get what they wanted, because Li Guanyu was a very responsible man. Basically, he hasn't been slept with by aphrodisiacs or forced surnames now, otherwise he wouldn't mess with other female surnames anymore, and he doesn't want to get too much peach blossom debt for himself. Now that so many women are enough of a headache for him, adding a few more would be a matter of his life - although it will not become descriptive due to overindulgence, but when love becomes a necessary job, it will more or less lose its original charm.

After the Warriors left, Li Guanyu continued to stay in his daughter's country to enjoy his own beach, sunshine, and sea view. Yes, this is his kingdom alone. Less than two days after the Warriors left, the Fish Girl Army returned home on a special plane.

When I got home, the first thing I did was ask for it like crazy. Yes, another all-night battle. When Li Guanyu was lying on the beach enjoying the sun, the very capable Julina Jolie found him and handed him a contract.

Li Guanyu took the contract and looked at it, and after reading the general content, he was already shocked. When he saw the signature of Ye Ziqing's crying and howling at the end, he couldn't find a second expression on his face except for horror. Frightened for nearly ten seconds, he turned his head and asked in great confusion: "The Los Angeles Princess?" What's going on? Is the NBDL team still the team you bought? As for what, the four-year, $1.8 million contract is even more incredible. In the end, why did Ye Ziqing sign to agree to this outrageous team? ”

"The Los Angeles Princesses were the former Los Angeles Clippers, to be exact. As for the four-year contract amount of $1.8 million, we have collectively conceived the contract amount with another boss. As for why Ms. Ye signed it, it is even simpler, she is one of the shareholders, or she is the plenipotentiary of the other 50% of the shares. Angelina Jolie explained steadily.

Because Angelina Jolie said it very clearly, Li Guanyu soon understood the ins and outs of the incident. So, he was shocked and exclaimed, "Huh? So, in other words, the power of my life and death is in your hands right away, right? ”

"No, to be precise, it's in the hands of that group of Oriental women. Because their 50 percent stake was bought directly from the Clippers owner, they have a veto. In other words, from this day forward, you are officially under their control, and we, despite having a fifty percent stake, have not decided to help you in your rescue. Anjulina said helplessly that the situation had developed to this point that they obviously didn't want it.

"No, I have to go to the United States right now. I've got to stop them from going crazy right now, I hate the feeling of being controlled, yes, I hate it. Li Guanyu pulled his hair and howled in pain, and then walked out of the sunny beach quickly.

Immediately after that, he drove to the airfield. Then I flew straight to the United States without even changing my beach pants.

After a long run, Li Guanyu, dressed in beach pants, finally came to the Los Angeles exit. Soon, the people of Los Angeles recognized the hurried Asian man. The L.A. knows him all too well – who made him take away so many of Hollywood's superstars? These are the pride of Los Angeles.

Before, the people of Los Angeles were absolutely full of hatred and even hostility towards Li Guanyu. Who made him capture Staples again and again and take so many Hollywood superstars? Now, their feelings are complicated. Because Li Guanyu is about to become an Angeleno, this change has to make them think about it when they oppose Li Guanyu - are we now in the nest?

If there was still a discussion about who is the most influential athlete in Angel City between Kobe Bryant and David Beckham, now this controversy can be put on hold. There is no doubt that Li Guanyu will be the king of Los Angeles of the new generation.

Beckham and Kobe Bryant's influence is not as good as a fraction of Li Guanyu's, and they are quite famous in the sports world. When it comes to the entertainment industry, they don't have a kingdom of their own, and there is no list of fish girls with more than one A4 paper. Compared with Li Guanyu, the starlight they embraced was at most the light of fireflies, and Li Guanyu shone like the moon.

So, when the people of Los Angeles recognized Li Guanyu. Instead of being overwhelmed with invective as usual, he was very elegantly shown the gentlemanly demeanor of the largest city in the western United States - "Super-Lee, welcome to Los Angeles!" "Super-Lee, this will be your home base!" "Super-Lee, I've already bought a season ticket for the new season of the Princesses, even though I'm a Lakers fan." "Super-Lee, if you don't seduce other female stars, like Halane, I'll definitely be your most diehard fan. Well, second only to Kobe Bryant's kind. ”“…………”……………… For the obviously different enthusiasm of the people of Los Angeles, Li Guanyu couldn't stand it. He even spotted the fans who had previously given himself the biggest boos in Stamp in the welcoming crowd.

This... It's just black humor.

Li Guanyu sighed with emotion, and then quickly slipped out of the crowd and rushed to Jinzhou.

When he came to Jinzhou's home, Li Guanyu immediately dialed the phone to Ye Ziqing, and the phone rang as soon as it rang - it was obvious that the person on the other end of the phone was also waiting for this call.

"Ziqing, what exactly do you want to do? I really don't know what your intentions are in doing this? Just want to hold me in the palm of your hand and not move? Li Guanyu said in a calmer tone as much as possible.

"Yes, that's what I think. You have too many concubines, and I can't guarantee the security I deserve, so I can only use this method of coercing my surname to make me feel safer. At the very least, you'll have to work for me for four more years, which means you won't be able to get rid of me for four years. Ye Ziqing said in a natural tone.

After hearing this sentence and learning Ye Ziqing's motives, Li Guanyu couldn't help but be speechless for a while. After leaving his blank head dry for a while, he said very seriously and cautiously: "Listen, Ziqing, I really never thought of getting rid of you, or leaving you. ”

After listening to this sentence, which was not a love sentence but was better than countless vows, the other end of the phone was obviously silent for a while, and then there was an inexplicable sobbing inside. Finally, an impatient and coquettish sentence: "Ouch, I won't talk to you." You can't escape the palm of my hand anyway. ”

After saying that, there was a beep on the phone. In this regard, Li Guanyu was speechless for a while, so he had to mutter: "Hey... It's hard to guess what a woman thinks. ”

The day after Li Guanyu reluctantly accepted this reality, a shocking voice came from distant Miami Beach: "I hope to be on the Princess's squad next season." That's my biggest wish right now and I love the feeling of playing with Super-Lee. Trade me, Mr. Riley, if you still have a little bit of goodness. ”

As soon as Michael Beasley's remarks came out, he was immediately met with an overwhelming amount of abuse and boos, and almost everyone was accusing him of his work ethic - how could he be in Cao Ying's heart and in Han? This is simply the biggest insult to the old club.

Michael Beasley did two more mistakes. No one knows what the hell is wrong with him, I can't believe he's an adult, in fact I find anything in him that has anything to do with maturity. And, I don't think the LA Princesses have his place, they already have Griffin, do they? Columnist Bill Simmons critiqued.

"Michael's words are neither professional nor mature!" That's Pat Riley's response.

"I don't know exactly what chemistry happened to Michael Beasley's head, but what I do know is that this guy hasn't been in the locker room since Lee left, or expressed the vivaciousness he deserves. Sometimes I think that he should really go to a team with Lee, at least he will be a lot happier. Dwyanwade said, very open-minded.

In the midst of criticism and accusations, Dunleavy, the head coach and general manager of the princess team, finally stood up and publicly expressed his attitude: "We welcome Michael Beasley to join. Anyone other than Super-Lee can be a bargaining chip, and I mean, we can do anything to get Michael. This is also the meaning of management, and even more so the meaning of super-lee. ”

After Mike Dunleavy finished expressing his opinion on the front foot, Li Guanyu stood in front of the spotlight on the back foot and expressed his attitude: "Yes, we are willing to pay any price. Because I promised him that I would take him out of Miami Beach, and what I said, I would definitely do. ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's speech came out, the whole world was immediately discussing whether the management of the princess team was collectively kicked by a donkey. Isn't it too stupid to pay any price for a top-notch show that can't prove itself for two years, including a first-round pick and a talented potential defender?

Could it be that Super-Lee is really friends with Michael Beasley?

When things don't come up with a reasonable answer, people always like to get the answer they want by guessing. Even if this answer is extremely illogical, even idiotic and stupid, people always enjoy it.

Perhaps fed up with the fact that Li Guanyu always dominates the headlines, our famous LeBron James chose an extremely eye-catching event to hype himself up - he decided to announce his home for next season through a live TV broadcast.

Seeing that Li Guanyu gradually surpassed himself, he had to make some counterattacks, at least not to drown in Li Guanyu's dazzling starlight.

This choice of his is undoubtedly stupid, even more stupid than Michael Beasley's remarks. At least he didn't choose a live show to sell his old club, but chose a straightforward request, although this request was also made through the media.

And when LeBron announced that he was about to make a choice on a live TV show, attracting the attention of countless fans, the Princesses and the Heat quietly reached a trade agreement - the Princesses sent Rasubataler and two rookies drafted in 2010 as chips to get Michael Beasley.

As soon as the deal was announced, fans who had been following LeBron James' live broadcast immediately turned their eyes again. And the so-called senior pundits are also starting to spew up this deal, which seems to them to be extremely bad.

"There's no doubt that this is a bad deal that couldn't have been worse. The Heat actually made a verbal promise that the princess team was willing to pay any price, and they actually only needed a Rasubatar. I really don't know what's in Pat Riley's head? Is it poop? What kind of stupidity can support him to give up Super-Lee and then sell a top show at the price of cabbage? Well, he should change the nickname of the god operator to selling tofu. As soon as Chatford came up, he was full of firepower, and immediately pointed his gun at the princess team after scolding the Heat: "Dunleavy is also stupid to a certain extent, knowing that his team has no small forward, he actually replaced Rasubatarer and the rookie small forward." Gee... Does he also believe that Michael Beasley's near-zero dribble can also play small forward? Okay, do you want me to maliciously speculate that Mike Dunleavy is actually friends with Michael Bilis, just like Super-Lee? ”

No sooner had Chatford's words come out than he received twenty-eight letters from lawyers. Yes, no fish girl can accept the slander of eating fruit like this.

Woe to the mouth, the meaning of this idiom finally understood when Chatford received a $2 million fine.

(To be continued)