Perhaps they heard the roar coming from the office, so when Li Guanyu came out of the office, the team members didn't immediately rush up to ask about the 'party'.

They did not dare to take the initiative to ask Li Guanyu to fulfill his 'promise', which does not mean that Li Guanyu did not fulfill his promise.

Walking to the court, he immediately beckoned to Michael Beasley, who hurriedly ran over.

"You've got a day to set up the party, and there's going to be a whole bunch of big beauties coming over in the evening." Li Guanyu whispered in Michael Beasley's ear, which immediately made Michael Beasley sing and dance like a child with candy.

After a cheer and jump, Michael Beasley patted his chest and said, "Okay, no problem, I'll leave everything to me." ”

Li Guanyu hurriedly walked to the sidelines, took out a ball of keys from his pocket and threw it to Michael Beasley and said: "The location is arranged in my house, this is the key to my house." ”

"Good!" Michael Beasley took the key and nodded hurriedly, then walked briskly to Spoelstra and took a half-day off before leaving.

And the reason why he took a leave of absence was because Spoelstra didn't understand his reason for taking a leave of absence - Mr. Coach, I have seven dogs at home. Three males, four females, they are very happy together. So, I think I'm infected by them.

What do you mean? Seven dogs? Infected? What's wrong with this guy?

When Spoelstra was confused, he was gone. The structure of these two people's heads is really different from ordinary people, or rather, he seems to have never lived only in his own world.

After Michael Beasley left, his teammates hurriedly gathered around and carefully knocked on the side. Seeing this, Li Guanyu couldn't help but laugh, and then replied: "Don't guess, let's go to my house party after training!" ”

“ye！ yes！ ”

Suddenly, all of a year's faces were filled with all kinds of excited emotions, and Li Guanyu was speechless for a while when he saw this--how hungry and thirsty this group of turtles were?

The quality of the day's training was quite high, and Spoelstra nodded repeatedly. Although he also vaguely knew that Li Guanyu would hold a party at night, because he knew about this promise before, he turned a blind eye and did not tell Pat Riley.

As he was about to finish training in the afternoon, Michael Beasley's second guy actually walked up in the same suit he wore to the draft.

In the midst of everyone's eyes, the two of them clapped their palms and laughed: "Guys, this robe has won me the top show, so I think I will win the hearts of at least two female surnames tonight, hahahaha!" ”

At the same time, Pat Riley happened to open the office door and was about to go home, and immediately stopped when he heard this sentence.

Since Michael Beasley had his back to Pat Riley's office door, he didn't notice it at all. Even if all the players, including Alex Poelstra, were winking at him.

Belch... Well, the brainless Michael Beasley took the 'wink' of the crowd as envy and jealousy.

"Are you jealous of my handsomeness? It's not that I'm bragging, even Mr. Pat Riley isn't as handsome as I am in a suit. Yes, his back is combed to make his face look long, but he is not handsome. Hey, Yanagi Crazy, what are you doing covering your face? Do you think I'm right? ”

At the same time, Pat Riley's footsteps were getting closer and closer to Michael Beasley, who was chattering and expressing his opinions, and Li Guanyu covered his eyes desperately, trying not to see Pat Riley's 'thunderous jump'.

Syllable!

With everyone holding their breath, Pat Riley gently patted Michael Beasley on the shoulder twice. Then he squeezed out a smile and said, "Michael, I think if you cut off the pigtails and mustache, it is possible to reach 50 percent of my handsomeness." ”

Hey? Pat Riley wasn't actually angry? What's going on?

Everyone was surprised by Pat Riley's 'mildness' and rejoiced in Michael Beasley's 'big talk'.

While everyone is glad for Michael Beasley, this guy doesn't seem to know what it means to be 'take it when you see it'. He actually turned around and patted Pat Riley on the shoulder and said, "E-on!" Mr. Pat Riley, do you think that if I cut off my pigtails and mustache, you are only 50 percent handsome? You're a stinky fart! ”

After Michael Beasley said this, Li Guanyu, who had seen the anger of Pat Riley, suddenly surged with an unspeakable despair, and whispered: "It's over, this guy is completely finished." ”

"Please bring me a check for five thousand dollars tomorrow and I'll give you a fine. As for you breaking that rule, I don't need to say more, right? Unexcused absences from training sessions. Pat Riley smiled and turned to walk out of the arena.

Seeing this punishment, Li Guanyu finally breathed a long sigh. That's basically the greatest boon.

Michael Beasley shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "I can assure you that Mr. Pat Riley has fined me for being jealous of my handsomeness." But that doesn't change anything, any more people can't burn Jesus' spirit even if they burn Jesus' body. ”

“…………”

Almost everyone was speechless, and this guy's mind never seemed to be on the same beat as a normal person.

"Okay, that's the end of today's training session. I hope you have a bit of fun tonight, but don't be late tomorrow, and I can't guarantee that Pat Riley won't sign a $5,000 fine for each of you. Spoelstra clapped his hands and announced the end of the day's training.

As soon as Spoelstra's words were finished, Michael Beasley summoned the players and announced, "Now that everything is ready for the party, it's just a matter of beauty." Liu Kushien is crazy, what about female stars? ”

"Am I going to lie to you?" Li Guanyu asked rhetorically.

Everyone shook their heads, and everyone looked up to Li Guanyu's attainments in seducing female stars, and they didn't dare to doubt it.

"Hey, Dwyan, aren't you going tonight?" Li Guanyu suddenly raised his head and asked Dwyanwade, who was walking out with his shoes in his hands.

"Uh... I have something to do tonight. Dwyanwade smiled and declined the invitation.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, and did not invite too much, after all, although Dwyann was divorced, he could be regarded as a man who once had a family.

At this time, Michael Beasley said loudly again: "By the way, Liu Kuan is crazy, I helped you invite a female star." ”

"Who?" Li Guanyu was confused.

"Paris Hilton!" Michael Beasley had an ambiguous smile on his face.

"I don't know her well, I don't even have her phone number." Li Guanyu complained and didn't want to believe it. But at this time, Dwyanwade subconsciously stopped, and then pricked up his ears to listen.

"You don't know her well? So why did she come over as soon as I told her you were going to party? Also, would you not have her phone number? Didn't that business card you threw away that day have her on it? Michael Beasley asked a barrage of questions.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he understood - the business card I threw away that day was picked up!

"Oh!" Li Guanyu lightly agreed, and then added: "I'm really not familiar with her, Michael, why don't I help you match tonight?" ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's words came out, they immediately aroused a chorus of echo.

"Huh!" Michael Beasley was teased like this, and actually scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment, and then said, "I don't like her type very much." But if she likes me with a dead face, I'll be okay with a one-night stand. Anyway, the waste is just some thick stuff. Between the ages of 12 and 16, I was on the verge of wasting a well. ”

“…………”

Everyone was speechless for a while, they had seen two goods, but they had never seen such two goods.

At the same time, Dwyanwade's voice came: "Lee, where are you partying?" If I'm done, I'll probably go. ”

"My family!" Li Guanyu hurriedly turned around and replied.

Dwyanwade froze for three or four seconds when he heard this answer, and finally asked, "Where is your home?" ”

"Uh... Villa 69 Douglas Community. ”

"Okay!"

“………………”

Then there was another small talk, after changing clothes. Ma Xiaodao called—where are you? The girls couldn't wait, so they drove over to pick them up.

After asking the address, Li Guanyu hurriedly waved his hand and led the whole team of livestock to drive a row of luxury cars to a certain beach.

When the convoy stopped, Li Guanyu hurriedly ran to catch up with Ma Xiaodao, while the Miami cattle saw a row of tall beauties on the beach drooling and sighed, "Life is a virtue and this is a stroke of death without regrets".

After watching it for a while, Haslem, who was almost wet, held back the evil fire in his heart and ran to Li Guanyu, who was talking and laughing, and urged: "Hey, Lee, are these the party heroines you are talking about?" Let's stop talking, let's go to the party! ”

"This is your teammate? Look at this anxious look, it's really a turtle! Ma Xiaodao said with a strong northeast accent of contempt.

"I've never seen the world, and all the children in the countryside are like this." Li Guanyu thought so. Then he said to Ma Xiaodao: "Let the girls all get in the car, let's party." ”

"Okay!" Ma Xiaodao nodded, ran to communicate with the women, and the nine super beauties got into the car of the Miami herd, and then drove towards Li Guanyu's villa.

"I heard that you have been in a lot of American female stars recently, is there such a thing?" Ma Xiaodao sat in the co-pilot, chatting with Li Guanyu without a ride.

"To be exact, to be soaked." Li Guanyu corrected, he didn't have so many scruples when talking to Ma Xiaodao, after all, he was once a brother in distress.

"Awesome!" Ma Xiaodao gave a thumbs up and praised, and then said: "These nine people are all amazing, Alexandre Ambrosio, Heidi Cram, Lylastol, Anya Rubik, Cecilia Mendes, Sandra Zervahi, Miranda Kerr, Kate Moss, Adriana. Lima, all of them look like fairies, or you can get one. ”

"The name is too long, it's too long." Li Guanyu shook his head, he didn't want to have a few more of them.

Ma Xiaodao's fingers tapped his knees, and he recommended with a 'bustard' attitude: "Otherwise, I'll recommend one to you." Adriana Lima, an absolute virgin. I heard that I'm going to get married to a turtle NBA player next month, so I think you might as well give it to you. Beauty still has to be matched with handsome guys, otherwise it will be a violent thing. ”

"Supermodels still have virgins?" Li Guanyu was shocked, looked incredulous, and said, "Can you not lie to buddy, Ma Xiaodao." ”

"Grass, when did buddy lie to you?" Ma Xiaodao was so suspicious of Li Guanyu, and immediately became more serious, took out a strange medicine box, and said, "Or, you will do her tonight?" No bleeding buddy chop a finger for you, okay? ”

Seeing that Ma Xiaodao was stubborn, Li Guanyu hurriedly surrendered, Ma Xiaodao and Michael Beasley belonged to that kind of weird person. Michael Beasley belongs to the kind of 'two', while Ma Xiaodao belongs to the 'stubborn'. Although the symptoms were different, there was one thing that the two men had in common, and that was that neither law could stop them.

"Don't mind, I don't believe you're still successful?" Li Guanyu hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy: "Dude is kind, I understand it." Recently, I've been irritable about women's affairs, and I don't want to continue to mess with women. ”

Seeing Li Guanyu surrender, Ma Xiaodao took the bottle of medicine back into his pocket. After putting it away, he taught him in the attitude of a passer-by: "I tell you, women are poison." What happens once you get poisoned? It is still the ancestors who are smart and fight poison with poison. So, now if one woman makes me unhappy, I'll the other one, and if there are too many, I'll be happy. ”

When Li Guanyu heard this, he was immediately stupid. I complained in my heart - thanks to the fact that you are now a French citizen, it is a European female surname that is the scourge. If you are a Chinese national, this filthy idea is enough for the heroic People's Liberation Army to shoot an AK47 for a whole day.

After a few more small talks, the car arrived outside the villa. Hurriedly parked the car, Li Guanyu and Ma Xiaodao got out of the car, and found that Dwyanwade and Paris Hilton were already waiting in the yard.

"Coming so fast? And also changed the number of suits? Didn't you say there was an emergency? Li Guanyu muttered, slightly surprised by Dwyanwade's speed.

While Li Guanyu was surprised, Paris Hilton, who was dressed in a characteristic cheongsam, walked over and hugged Li Guanyu politely, and said, "Am I beautiful today?" ”

"It's beautiful!" Li Guanyu praised that Paris Hilton did look better in a cheongsam than in other clothes.

"It's just for you." Paris Hilton laughed, which surprised Dwyanwade, who was next to him in a crisp Armani suit - she actually hugged Lee in a sweaty tracksuit, and she didn't hug me in a brand new Armani?

Li Guanyu didn't know about Dwyanwade's taste, and he was busy greeting guests.

(To be continued)