Chapter Sixty-Eight: Timely Rain Horse Knife
North America has been discussing Li Guanyu's all-star gambling endlessly, and China is also not afraid to give in, and the discussion is even ten times more than that of the United States. However, the two have diametrically opposite emphases.
Most of the Americans, or those experts and scholars who have the right to speak, stand in the perspective of criticizing Li Guanyu, while China is basically a voice of praise - who loves their own children if they don't love themselves?
Although there are a few guys who jump up and down in disregard of the consensus of the masses of the people, they make all kinds of vicious remarks that are 100 times more vicious than the Americans. However, without exception, they were all labeled as 'Han Jian'.
Li Guanyu is different from Yao Ming and Yi Jianlian. First of all, his achievements are undoubted, unadulterated, and in front of him. Secondly, he is a defender, the kind of player that China lacks the most. Finally, he has a network foundation, and the Shark Fight Forum is becoming more and more important on the Chinese Internet.
Taken together, it is almost difficult to produce large-scale fish black, at least on the Internet.
Although most of the slogans chanting 'Emperor Xinyu' are chanted, the banter is obviously stronger, and there is much less irony than 'Emperor Yi' and the like. In fact, there are really people who believe in Li Guanyu because of this - who doesn't want to be on Sava, Cannon Girl, and Broken Star?
"Who is the biggest winner of this competition? Li Guanyu, does this still need to be questioned? Four trophies, six female stars, $2.5 million. Playing competitions, female stars, winning dollars - could it be more enjoyable than this? ”
"LeBron James is really miserable, he lost 2 million to Li Guanyu last time, and he lost 2 million again this time. Tsk, the next time Li Guanyu goes online, you must ask him how he feels. ”
"If you want to choose the happiest man in the world, it should be Li Guanyu, right? With the female star holding the trophy, she can also win 20 million yuan by the way. I'll take it, how many lifetimes do I have to cultivate this blessing? ”
"To tell the truth, these basketball players in China, I still admire a Li Guanyu. The family is handsome, the ball is awesome, the foreign girl is awesome, and the gambling is actually a gambling god level. Compared with him, Yao Ming is an honest big man. Yi Jianlian, it is estimated that soaking in a smashing girl is the pinnacle of his life. Sun Yue, he also has a 'kissing disease'. (PS. At that time, the car door was still wooden.) )“…………”
While there was a lot of praise in China, Li Guanyu himself hung his head and was listless and got on the plane to Miami with Michael Beasley and Dwyanwade.
The journey is too dull, and Michael Beasley is the master who can't be idle. After reading the newspaper for a while, I saw him turn around and talk to Li Guanyu: "Lee, when is the party?" ”
"Party? What party? Li Guanyu was confused.
"Didn't you say last time that if you win three out of four, you're going to have a big party? And invited female celebrities to come over. "Michael Beasley has a very good memory for that because he basically doesn't remember tactical runs.
"Uh..." Li Guanyu hesitated, now that this is happening, he really doesn't know where to call a female star, so he muttered a perfunctory sentence: "Let's talk about it in Miami!" ”
Li Guanyu's perfunctory, Michael Beasley didn't hear it, and he thought Li Guanyu agreed. I saw him happily clapping his palms and asking, "Will you invite Taylor Swift?" ”
"That's another day." Li Guanyu continued to perfunctory - now he was afraid to mention these names.
"Well, Taylor Swift sings very well, and Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Catherine McPhee, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Sharapova......" Michael Beasley slowly counted on his fingers, counted for a while, suddenly looked up and patted his thigh, and asked Li Guanyu: "By the way, will Keira Knightley come?" I love watching her "Pirate Captain" the most. Do you think we should put out a red carpet? It's like a Grammy or an Oscar......"
"............" Li Guanyu was speechless for a while, then patted Michael Beasley's shoulder with a solemn expression, and said, "You count the number of people slowly, and I'll sleep for a while, okay?" ”
"Well, you go to bed first, and I'll make your party extravagant and beautiful." Michael Beasley patted his chest and made a sonorous reassurance.
"Uh... Okay..."Li Guanyu was angry and funny by these two goods, but in order to avoid his 'rambling' entanglement, he finally closed his mouth and closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
After getting off the plane, the three went home. When he returned home, as soon as Li Guanyu's mobile phone was turned on, the mobile phone rang. Grab a look, a very unfamiliar number.
"Could it be that Qingya called?"
Li Guanyu muttered, and hurriedly pressed the answer button.
"Hey, little fish, where are you now?" A very familiar, northeastern-accented voice came in.
Horse knife!
After a few seconds of hesitation, Li Guanyu finally figured out who was on the other end of the phone. "Miami, where are you now? Paris or Italy? ”
"I'm in New York now, I'm in Miami tomorrow morning, and you're going to ask me to play around?"
"Okay, no problem. By the way, what are you doing in Miami? ”
"Take a picture!" Ma Xiaodao responded, and suddenly his tone became ambiguous, and he said lustfully: "By the way, there are twenty-three supermodels with me this time. How many are you going to spoil? I'll give you their phone numbers! ”
"Don't mind!" Li Guanyu hurriedly shook his hand, he has been made a mess by a few women now, wouldn't it be even more chaotic if he spoiled a few more?
After refusing, he suddenly remembered the party, so he hurriedly added: "Tomorrow night, you can call a few people to have a dinner together, a few of my teammates have been pouting me to have a party recently, and I can't do it without a woman." ”
"Okay, this is on buddy, tomorrow I will bring a supermodel of Yishui to give buddy your face. Absolutely blind your group of turtle teammates......" Ma Xiaodao promised quite righteously, but his tone revealed the taste of a combination of 'turtle male' and 'old bustard'.
"Well, we'll talk about it tomorrow."
"Goodbye!"
"Bye-bye!"
After chatting on the phone, Li Guanyu took a long breath and sighed: Ma Xiaodao is really timely rain! The problem of this female star is solved, can those turtles tell the difference between a female star and a supermodel? It is estimated that the legs of the supermodel will be weak one by one.
Solving this stubble, Li Guanyu was much more relaxed. Then he sat up cross-legged, theoretically speaking, he now needs to have one more intercourse with Murong Qingya and Vanessa Hudgens to improve his strength.
Li Guanyu's current comprehensive physical fitness is not good, nor is it too bad, overall, the league level is a little higher. If the total score is 100, Li Guanyu's physical fitness can probably score about 65~67 points.
I got up early the next morning, stretched out, and although I didn't add any physical affiliation, I was refreshed and my whole body was full of energy.
After washing up and having a simple breakfast, I quickly rushed to the training camp. Because I went early, I practiced shooting for nearly an hour before my teammates arrived one after another. After greeting each other, and before they could get down to business, Pat Riley's voice came over - "Lee, come to my office." ”
Following the prestige, Pat Riley, who was always in a straight suit and combed his big back, stood there 'Yushu in the wind'.
Hurriedly followed him to his office and sat down with each other. Pat Riley got straight to the point and said, "Lee, you're making me tricky right now. On the one hand, I'm glad that you've won four All-Star trophies. On the other hand, the things you have made me feel very confused about your prospects. ”
"............" Li Guanyu was silent, he knew that even if he didn't answer, Pat Riley would continue to speak.
"You violated the curfew and brought a woman to the hotel room without permission, and I didn't say anything at the time. Now, you dare to gamble on the All-Star Game. And it's terrible to bring six different female stars to cheer you on during the three-day competition......" Pat Riley kept shaking his head with his back combed, quite angry.
"............" Li Guanyu is still silent, and now is still not the time to interject, "Do you know what the NBA players fear the most about the general manager?" Money, power, surname, you are now all tainted with all three things. Money, you gamble. Power, don't say you don't want to be a leader player right now. Surname, can you be more presumptuous? Blatantly wet the entire bed sheet of a female star in the hotel, in fact, the hotel staff said that the mattress inside was soaked. Pat Riley's voice suddenly increased, slammed the table, and said hysterically, "Tell me, do you still want to play seriously?" ”
Li Guanyu nodded, and said the first thing he said when he entered the office: "Yes!" ”
"You call this kind of behavior 'wanting' to play seriously?" Pat Riley laughed dumbly, then slammed the table again, took out the iron-blooded momentum of being the 'godfather of the gangsters' in New York, and roared violently: "I have seen too many players with potential, and I have seen a lot of players who squander potential. But it's the first time you've squandered like this. Three days of All-Star Game with six female stars, two a day? Tsk, that's crazy, do you want to be the next rain man? I don't want to see a rookie who isn't even twenty years old as slow as an old man on the court. ”
"No, sir." Li Guanyu raised his head and looked directly into Pat Riley's angry eyes, and said very calmly: "I promise you, no matter what, I will not become a player who will let you down. ”
Pat Riley was swept away by Li Guanyu's confident and paranoid eyes, and after pondering Li Guanyu's words for a while, he found that Li Guanyu had really not disappointed him until now, and far exceeded his expectations.
Why am I so angry? He's already outperformed my expectations, huh? Could it be because my expectations of him have increased? What is the deep responsibility of love? - Pat Riley was slightly stunned.
After being silent for a long time, I realized that I had nothing more to say, and said, "Okay, you must not let me down." ”
"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded.
"Let's go!" Pat Riley waved his hand and let Li Guanyu walk out of the office. Turning around, he looked up at the calligraphy and painting on the wall that read 'Anger Control'. Muttered to himself, "Oh, unconsciously, my expectations for this guy actually exceeded Dwyan's."
(To be continued)