129: Speak with a basketball

"Super-Lee, I'm willing to have any relationship with you that may happen."

On the bus back to the hotel, Michael Beasley pinched his throat and learned the Tao vividly.

"Hahaha!" Immediately, the whole carriage was full of laughter, and there was no unhappiness in the slightest for the previous big defeat, because this was a game of strategic abandonment - the next game against the Bulls was the main event.

"Super-Lee, this is my business card. I'm so empty and lonely at night, oh......" Team leader Dwyane Wade also didn't have a boss, pinched his throat and learned a sentence. Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter in the carriage.

"Lee, if you can guarantee to fight only one bullet with Sharapova, I will definitely give you a leave of absence to soothe the lonely and empty heart of a Russian girl." Spoelstra also did not have the majesty of a manager, and made a big joke.

"Go, Super-Lee, I'm willing to sponsor you an oversized Durex......" Haslem, who didn't care much about Li Guanyu, pulled out a box of Durex from his bag, which he had never used beforeβ€”it wasn't the right size, it was purely for bragging about the faΓ§ade.

"Super-Lee, I unconditionally support you to train that big beauty who claims to have two yin/dao. Her cry is very ***...... "Sean Marion is also disrespectful to the old."

Regarding the internal teasing of the team, Li Guanyu, who was sitting in the last row, could still hear it at maximum volume with huge headphones, and couldn't help but blush. After being teased for a long time, the bus stopped at the door of the hotel, and as soon as it stopped, Li Guanyu hurriedly rushed upstairs, then closed the door, took a shower, and climbed into bed and fell asleep.

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Since it is now the Internet era, Sharapova's classic words were soon spread on major forums across the ocean. Suddenly, Li Guanyu's name once again firmly occupied the first place in the rankings of major search engines.

For basketball fans, Li Guanyu's charm means that the man who plays basketball is attractive. And so on, a widely circulated article appeared on the Internet - "Every boy who plays basketball is an angel with folded wings in his last life, if you meet such a man, get married!" If it's a woman, turn !!! In addition, "Emperor Xinyu, Shangbova." Slogans such as "Emperor Xinyu, Sarah" also became popular instantly.

While Li Guanyu was widely discussed on the Internet, there were also many reports on TV media. However, more emphasis is placed on Li Guanyu's personal charm, as for romance and the like, it is not mentioned. Obviously, few people thought that Li Guanyu would get together with Sharapova. Of course, at the end, such a sentence is usually added - Miss Murong, you must watch carefully, don't let the open foreign girl snatch it away.

Regarding this matter, Murong Qingya handled it calmly, and in the face of the media's questioning, she replied very easily: "Xiaoyu doesn't like girls who take the initiative, so I'm not worried at all." ”

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In contrast to China's generally positive attitude, the US media is blaming the US media and pointing their guns at 'victims' like Li Guanyu.

"Li Guanyu can go to the entertainment industry to develop, and it is too wasteful to stay in the NBA with his looks. I think if he continues to contaminate female stars like this, the team atmosphere in Miami will definitely be ruined by him. Does anyone remember why Dallas 3J broke up back then? Mr. Pat Riley, please buy him out and let him be an entertainment star. -- This is the case in the mouths of most expert commentators in basketball circles.

Although the sports media was full of criticism and accusations, the league's official rookie of the year slapped them in the face - Li Guanyu won the Eastern Conference Rookie of the Year with a shocking back-to-back triple-double plus a shut-out, and he was pressed behind the Bulls' No. 1 Lang Derrick Rose. In addition, it is worth noting that the best rookie in the West is OJ Mayo, who averages 20+5+4 per game.

"There is no doubt that Lee is not a guy who makes women feel safe. He was so handsome and charismatic that on the night when the Lakers scored back-to-back triple-doubles, there were even four female stars to cheer him on. Since he joined the NBA, we've photographed him alone with more than five female celebrities. In fact, there are now paparazzi who are specifically stalking him, because he is simply a natural female star attractor. -- MTV specially made a program for Li Guanyu -- specifically to take stock of the female stars around Li Guanyu. Obviously, Li Guanyu is already half of the North American entertainment industry.

Even though almost all public opinion in the American entertainment industry is saying that Li Guanyu is a handsome guy with no sense of security, there are still parties who jump out to refute it.

"Lee is definitely not the kind of boy you can chase if you want to, you must know that he once rejected the love of more than 50 girls in a row in high school. Therefore, I always think that Lee is a good man worth entrusting with all his life. Miley Sellers, who recently broke up with her boyfriend, said, this conversation can't help but make people think - is this Nizi attracted by Li Guanyu and can't extricate herself?

"Well, I talked to Lee for a while, and although he is unruly and domineering on the court, he is undoubtedly a standard gentleman off the court. In addition, he will deliberately keep just the right distance from female stars. Therefore, it is unwise to label Li Guanyu as 'insecure'. Katherine McPhee said in an interview.

"Hehe, Sharapova, she's just joking, right? But I'm pretty sure that as long as a woman chats with him for more than ten minutes, she will definitely be attracted to him. Because he will always emit a smell full of charm, which no woman can resist. Of course, with my understanding of Lee, he will never be disheartened by a beautiful woman's words, he is a decent gentleman. Taylor Swift said that the American entertainment media has basically listed her as Li Guanyu's legitimate girlfriend - even if neither of them has responded positively.

"I'm interested in sniffing the boy's charming scent." Paris Hilton said in an interview, and her close friend Kim Kardashian agreed: "I'm willing to go with Paris, in case one gets stunned, the other can take care of it." ”

Kim Kardashian's appearance immediately made Lamar Odom, who was in full swing to pursue her little sister, stand up and say: "Kim, you'd better not try." I'll use my life to guarantee that there's a magic in that kid. Ever since Sharapova said that to the media, my teammate Sashavujasic, who had pursued Sharapova with infinite possibilities, had collapsed because Lee had said something to him during the match that day - if I snapped my finger, Sharapova would get on my bed and beg me to thank her. ”

As soon as Odom's words came out, it was like dropping a bombshell - what, this was actually premeditated? Isn't Lee terrible? He's just a humanoid aphrodisiac^! ~

In the midst of all the talk, Sharapova once again stood in front of the media and dropped the atomic bomb - "Lee, I can't wait for you to hook my finger at me." ”

"Shit!" Li Guanyu, who saw this scene on the TV of a hotel in Chicago, scolded angrily -- now the situation has expanded to the point that it affects his normal life.

As soon as the TV was turned off, the team management ran over and urged Li Guanyu to go to the United Center Arena to warm up and prepare for the evening game. Walking on the bus with a bag on his back, his teammates immediately surrounded him and teased.

"Hey, Willow is crazy, Paris Hilton is interesting to you, and Kim Kardashian. Use your charm and push them all down, plus Sharapova...... Tsk, this will definitely be the pinnacle of your life! Michael Beasley swallowed his saliva and said enviously, which immediately caused a burst of echo from his teammates.

"Hey......" Li Guanyu let out a long sigh and said leisurely in the eyes of his teammates who 'don't know how to be blessed': "Actually, I just want to play quietly." ”

"Lee, that's your fault. Do you know? A man's greatest achievement is nothing more than satisfying a woman. The more women find satisfaction in you, the greater your achievement. Now that there are so many big stars and celebrities asking you for it, can you bear to let them go with disappointment? No... You should sprinkle your love on them and satisfy them. "Dwyanwade always said it in a good way. Of course, as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the sports circle, he is not just a theoretician, and he has done a lot of real things. Otherwise, how could his childhood sweetheart's wife divorce him.

"I ...... Hey......" Li Guanyu still sighed.

"Lee, I summed it up. I think your first task right now is to hook your finger at Sharapova. Get her first, and then slowly figure it out to Hilton and Ka Xuanshan. After pushing them down one by one, just talk to us again and let us have a good time. "Since Li Guanyu's incident came out, the originally lukewarm Haslem has become much more enthusiastic.

"Hey......" Li Guanyu still sighed.

"Willow is crazy, let me say. Just give them a call, gather all in a pool, and do what they do. "Michael Beasley came as soon as he opened his mouth, once this guy is brain-dead, the law can't stop his broken mouth.

"Oh......" is still a sigh.

Everyone saw that Li Guanyu was so 'stubborn', and they didn't know what to do. At this point, Spoelstra walked over and clapped his hands: "Guys, don't discuss this yet. Look at the iPod, which has Chicago's tactical play and what we are going to do tonight. ”

After hearing this, the players did not continue to entangle, and ran back to their seats to watch their iPods.

After a while, the bus stopped outside the United Center, and as soon as Li Guanyu got off the bus, more than 30 microphones immediately surrounded him.

"Lee, what do you think of Sharapova's shouting at you?"

"No view!"

"Lee, what is your opinion on what Lamar Odom said was premeditated?"

"It's just a very ordinary stadium trash talk."

"Lee, what do you think of Paris Hilton?"

"No view!"

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"No view!"

After asking nearly 20 questions about female stars, one related to basketball finally came up -- "Derrick Rose said he would prove to everyone that a first-round show will always be a first-round show, and a second-round show will always be a second-round show." Do you have anything to say about this? ”

"Talk with a basketball!"

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