As soon as Li Guanyu finished answering this question, the security personnel finally ran over to separate reporters for Li Guanyu, and Li Guanyu took this opportunity to tear through the encirclement of long guns and short guns, and hurriedly ran into the stadium of the United Center. Walking back to the visiting team's locker room, before he could even change his clothes, a rush of urine came over him.

So I hurriedly ran out of the locker room to look around for the bathroom, and after running for three or four minutes, I finally found the toilet sign. Just wanted to run in and release it, someone next to him pulled him, and when he looked back, he saw that it was actually a black-haired mixed-race beauty.

Li Guanyu, who was worried when he saw the beauty, suddenly trembled, took two steps back quickly, leaned against the wall, and the majestic urine disappeared in an instant. Li Guanyu's sudden startling made the black-haired mixed-race beauty very stunned, thinking that she had met a pervert. In fact, if it weren't for Li Guanyu's handsomeness, she would have called 'help' a long time ago.

After taking two deep breaths and stabilizing his emotions, Li Guanyu cautiously asked, "Miss, is there anything I can help you with?" ”

"Oh, I want to know where the home dressing room is, I'm a huge fan of Derrick Rose." The brunette half-race beauty replied.

When Li Guanyu heard that he was a fan of Derrick Rose, his enthusiasm immediately cooled down a lot, and the urge to urinate hit like a tide again. Quickly, somewhat perfunctory, he pointed in the direction of the locker room: "Huh, turn left and then turn right." ”

After saying that, without waiting for the black-haired half-race beauty to thank you, he quickly ran into the toilet - he couldn't hold it back.

Looking at Li Guanyu's back as she left in a hurry, the black-haired mixed-race beauty couldn't help muttering: "Is it useful to be handsome?" No grace, no intelligence. ”

After speaking, he walked in the direction guided by Li Guanyu towards the home team's locker room.

Boom!

Li Guanyu leaked all the urine like a high-pressure water pump, and suddenly the whole person was extremely relaxed, as if he had unloaded a burden of 10,000 catties. After returning to the locker room to change the jersey and do some physical therapy, I ran straight to the stadium to acclimatize to the field, which was empty at this time.

Boom!

Li Guanyu's hand felt so good tonight, and all the energy in his body was absorbed - Li Guanyu's whole person was in the best state tonight. After a tiring practice, Li Guanyu lay on his back on the floor of the United Center, his eyes fixed on the six championship flags on the top floor and the retired No. 23 jersey.

"When will I be like him?" Li Guanyu muttered, and the corners of his mouth maintained an infinite longing upward angle: "If I stay in Miami, I may never be able to achieve it, right?" After all, it was always Dwyan's team. Maybe, should I really go to the Golden State? ”

Li Guanyu looked at the unattainable glory above his head and thought wildly, and he didn't know how long it had been. There was a sudden sound of slapping the ball in his ears, and Li Guanyu's chaotic mind suddenly became clear - I don't want to do so much, and now it is the right way to play the ball steadily.

Gritting his teeth, a carp stood up. At this time, there was a burst of applause on the other side of the court, following the reputation, Michael Jordan was clapping over there with the ball in his left hand, and saw Li Guanyu looking at him and said with a smile: "Is this Chinese kung fu?" ”

"It's not!" Li Guanyu shook his head firmly.

"That's... Interested in going head-to-head with me? Michael Jordan sent a heads-up invitation to Li Guanyu.

No basketball player with a normal mind would refuse a heads-up invitation from the basketball god, but Li Guanyu's thinking is not normal. Therefore, he bluntly refused: "No, if you are still in your prime, I will choose to fight you." Now, it's completely unnecessary. ”

"You ......" This is the first time that Michael Jordan has been rejected for a heads-up after becoming famous, so I can't help but be a little angry. But after a moment's pause, he rejoiced again - wasn't that what I liked about his arrogance?

"Haha!" Michael Jordan laughed self-deprecatingly, then ran to Li Guanyu with the ball, and said straight to the point: "Sign a contract with me!" I'll make you a star at Nike. ”

"Huh!" Li Guanyu sighed slightly after hearing this, and teased: "Aren't you afraid of those commentators saying that you are not a good decision-maker now?" ”

When Michael Jordan heard this, his eyebrows raised, and he had some enlightenment. Rhetorical asking, "So... Are you blaming me for not signing you in the first place? ”

Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders, not surprised or displeased with the posture of a businessman, and replied lightly: "Do you remember what I said in your Humvee?" I said you have to hurry up, I was hesitant at the time, and if you handed me the contract right now, I would be flattered and would not hesitate to sign it, no matter how much it is. But、Now、As you know。 Adidas even offered me a sky-high contract of 100 million for six years. ”

"I don't think I would have regretted it so much since last Monday if I had forgotten." Michael Jordan laughed at himself: "Because it looks like I've made another stupid decision, God knows how the big boss of Nike will count me down when he finds out about this, and it's certain that the strength will definitely outweigh the outside world's criticism that I chose Kwame Brown." ”

"Huh!" Li Guanyu smiled.

Seeing this, Michael Jordan knew that Li Guanyu must have other ideas, but he still urged: "I brought you a 7-year, $98 million contract today, as long as you nod, the contract will take effect immediately." At the same time, you're going to get five million dollars from me right away. ”

After hearing this, Li Guanyu was a little moved, but he still shook his head firmly: "Uh... Michael, I don't think I can sign with you anymore. ”

"Why?" Michael Jordan shook his head a little incredulously and replied, "Is it because the contract amount is less?" ”

"Of course not!" Li Guanyu shook his head, and after a pause, he explained: "I want to use my current influence to create some wealth accumulation for my children and grandchildren, although it is very likely that I will not earn $98 million before taxes in six years." But in six years, I can build a $98 million brand that will bring me and future generations a steady stream of money. ”

After hearing this, Michael Jordan shook his head first and then nodded again - he is used to seeing too many superstars go bankrupt after retiring, and now it is rare for Li Guanyu, a rookie, to have such a long-term vision. Moreover, as long as he does not sign Adidas, the loss is not particularly large.

After a tacit silence for a while, Michael Jordan proposed, "Let's shoot by Bibi!" ”

"Forget it, you can't compare to mine." Li Guanyu waved his hand, he didn't want the image of God to be disillusioned in front of his eyes.

"Hmph, how do you know? Ten shots from the bottom corner of the three-point line. "Michael Jordan is also a paranoid, and he didn't want to be rejected a second time, so he ran to the bottom corner of the three-point line and jumped up to shoot the first three." Go pick up the ball. ”

Li Guanyu saw that there was no way to avoid it, so he could only respond, picked up the basketball, and asked: "Let's have some color!" ”

"Okay, you win, I'll give you my lucky panties." Michael Jordan said confidently - everyone on earth knows what that North Carolina lucky panties means to basketball.

"Good!" Li Guanyu nodded without thinking about it.

After seeing Li Guanyu nod, Michael Jordan smiled 'deceptively' and added: "If you lose, please sign your name on the contract." ”

"You ......" Li Guanyu, who realized that he had been fooled, immediately called Michael Jordan cunning. But he can only reluctantly agree, who calls himself fooled?

"You're going to lose!" Michael Jordan spewed a trash word and quickly pitched.

Bang bang!

Eight out of ten shots are very difficult for a long-retired basketball player.

"Get ready to sign the contract!" Michael Jordan triumphantly teased at Li Guanyu that he wanted to use this kind of trash talk to stimulate Li Guanyu. But Li Guanyu didn't eat him at all, and dragged a basketball cart directly from the players' tunnel - God knows if Michael Jordan will play a little trick in passing, it's about money, be careful to sail the boat for ten thousand years, and Michael Jordan is so cunning.

Bang!

Li Guanyu hit the iron on the first ball. Suddenly, Michael Jordan danced excitedly like a six- or seven-year-old child: "Sign the contract obediently, boy." My panties aren't that easy to handle. ”

"I have to remind you that Kobe Bryant last time was exactly the same as you are now."

Li Guanyu muttered angrily, and without waiting for Michael Jordan to react, he quickly adjusted his breathing and shot steadily............

Boom!

Nine hollow nets in a row, Michael Jordan was stunned - so accurate? More accurate than Larry Bird?

Li Guanyu didn't care whether Michael Jordan was stunned or not, ran over and patted him on the shoulder, and teased: "Michael, when will your underwear be given to me?" Your bet should be the best in the NBA, right? ”

"Of course!" Michael Jordan nodded subconsciously and proudly, but soon swallowed again: "Can you not have my panties?" I'm going to pass it on to my son. ”

"If you think it's non-destructive, I don't have a problem." Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and pretended not to care.

Michael Jordan, who was addicted to gambling by birth, quickly nodded when he heard that it hindered gambling, and replied: "Okay, if you can afford to gamble, you can afford to lose, and I will send someone to Miami next week." ”

"Thank you!" Li Guanyu smiled.

At this time, Dwyane Wade ran out of the players' tunnel, saw Li Guanyu and Jordan together, and hurriedly ran over to join the chatting lineup. Li Guanyu knew that Michael Jordan was competitive, so he didn't say anything about his winning of his underwear. After a few words of greeting, he threw Michael Jordan an ambiguous look of 'send it over early' and ran to the basket to practice his breakthrough skills.

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The second shift is delivered, and there is another shift in the evening.

In addition, bow and thank the fluctuating waves, the wolf is the wolf of the pervert, I am the roadbird, the resurrected Tracy and the "little" five children's shoes for their support.

PS: Although I know that even if I work hard in this world, I may not be fair, but I will continue to work hard. Because, children who don't have umbrellas, have to run hard.

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