Chapter 396: On all levels, you actually have a lot of trouble

"Name...... Names......" Sitting cross-legged in the open space outside the cabin, I was racking my brain searching for foreign names I had heard of in the past.

Being temporarily denied a task by Lucario that is not important, but if I don't get it right, it is very likely that a child will become the laughing stock of others in the future, and I really have mixed feelings at this moment.

In the modern world, I am an age before I even graduate from college, thanks to the declining birthrate and the increase in the average marriage age of young people, I have not had the opportunity to attend the wedding of friends of the same age group at all, and naturally I can't even attend the discussion of naming children.

I believe that most people have had the experience that whenever they deliberately want to recall something, there are some things in the wrong direction in their minds.

Tom, John, Charlie...... Even if I think about it so much that my temples ache faintly, I still think of ordinary public names, and even people who have never been abroad know that names like Tom and John are almost equivalent to Xiao Ming or Xiao Hua in the East in the West.

After thinking about it for a long time, I narrowed my eyes, raised my hand, and said, "How about the child being called Satis?" In my hometown, where I grew up, the name has another meaning, which is to bless my children in the future......

"Shays?" Before I could finish my words, the impatient pink-haired woman nodded in satisfaction, and due to a subtle ear mistake, the name of the white-haired middle-aged man with the scar instantly became extremely feminine.

"Bard. An idyllic name like this suits my daughter, though I haven't seen her more than three times so far." Lucario gave me a thumbs up and smiled at me with a bright brave smile, and then he didn't forget what I hadn't finished talking about, and asked curiously, "What does this name do you bless in your hometown?"

Wish her a sophisticated stick.

Of course, I couldn't say the above words, so I ignored the cold sweat that spread all over my back. "It is a blessing for the child to have amazing perception in the future, to be able to give birth to keys from the nostrils...... No, even if you lose something as small as a key, you can easily find it."

"Could it be my delusion? It feels like you're saying something subtle." Crooking his neck, Lucario scratched his hair as if he had noticed some secret information, but then gave up and waved his hand: "Well, no matter what, it seems that I, the person who asked you to help me come up with a name, is not qualified to pick and choose, no matter what the truth of the actual meaning is. Anyway, it sounds smooth, and more importantly, my sister likes it."

"It's perfunctory." Seeing Lucario's indifferent attitude, I couldn't help but ask in confusion, "But since you can find someone to help you choose a name, with your connections, it won't take so long, wouldn't it be easier to spend some money to hire a naming master or bard?"

"You have a point, but it certainly can't be that simple." Lucario first affirmed, then shook his head left and right, and said, "My sister also said just now that their family tradition is that the child's biological father must name himself. Even if he later allows his biological father to ask him to fight on his behalf, the target must be a close friend of his biological father."

Interrupted the other party with a loud voice. I frowned and said, "This is even more unreasonable, you have such a good external image, how can you make the child more than a year old and still be called 'Hey, who is that!' 」

"Xu Mo, correct one of your mistakes." Reaching out and tapping me on the shoulder, Lucario lifted his head. Suddenly, he asked, "What do you think I look like?"

Resisting the urge to punch him in the face, I reluctantly said, "Very handsome, so handsome that the same sex wants to break your body to pieces at once."

Receiving the ideal answer, Lucario nodded approvingly, and then showed a refreshing smile, "That's right. First of all, I have to admit that I am very handsome, but because of this appearance, most of the beautiful women's eyes will only focus on me when I go out with my companions, and from time to time I will receive a small note with a contact address...... After hearing this, then now Xu Mo, do you still think that I may have a very good male friend?"

"In other words, you don't have any other friends of the same sex besides me, do you?" I ended with a rhetorical question, and I don't know why I suddenly felt a pang of sadness for Lucario.

"The charm as a hidden value is too high.,The result is that even if it's not out of the intention.,It's going to attract a bunch of guys who run to the door to find a ballast for women.,I remember when I was still in the brave school.,Just because my girlfriend likes me and the grudge man who broke up will take the initiative to provoke a dispute within a week." A gray background color appeared behind him, and Lucario said that in the end, he smiled as if he had been completely destroyed: "I am not afraid of being pried into the corner, nor do I mind that the front and public attention will be snatched away by me, and in the past twenty years of my life, you are the only one who can team up with me for so long, and the name of my best friend is naturally deserved."

"In all respects, you actually have a lot of troubles......

Before I could finish my emotion, the pink-haired woman slapped Lucario the back, obviously the hearty female man was very repulsed by the dying atmosphere in front of her: "Don't complain here, have you forgotten what my grandmother said to you before she died?" The more handsome you look, the greater the responsibility. You have the responsibility of saving the world, and I don't remember the man I chose who was so fragile that he couldn't even bear the misunderstandings of others because of the unknown situation, not to mention that you now have made a good friend of the same sex who you can get along with for the rest of your life, so what is there to complain about!"

"No, if there are no other accidents, we will only be on opposite sides in the future." Even though the previous Demon King left me a way that I didn't have to be the enemy of the world, but after all, understanding the truth of the plane is only limited to a few major forces in the Demon Realm, if there is no accident, if you want to win the sincere support of the human forces, I am afraid that you still have to fight a battle first, and you can continue to talk in detail until you win.

Of course, my weak and feeble complaint was completely ignored by the other two. (To be continued......)

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The postscript doesn't count the money.,By the way, the ideas about non-professional works have been popping up all the time recently.,Even if you want to write and can't post it publicly.,Fleshy and terrible long-formality.,The following outline:

The doll has no memories of the past, but "she" knows that her original soul should be a male.

Sensing the deep desires of the "father" in the brain, the puppet understands what needs to be done to be favored by the "father".

Go hunting!

Travel through time and space, captive all kinds of women, and use all the evil knowledge that has been instilled. Insulting them, trampling on their personalities, destroying their minds, making them bow their proud heads, and crawl under their feet naked.

Whenever the task is completed, the puppet will receive points depending on the degree of completion, and can use the points to buy parts from the "father" to strengthen herself, knowing that the doll's body is female, so she always feels that she should spend points to put back a male rod-like organ.

In the top row of the list of huàns, there is a product that sells for 100,000 points, and the name is called: "Doll's Heart."

For some reason, the puppet felt that if it could redeem it, it should be able to recover that lost past...