Chapter 397: Tan Your Mother, That Word Nianda!

Grace, the fourth in line to the throne of a famous forging family among human forces, runs a forging workshop on her own on weekdays, and has always been very popular with mid-level adventurers because the worst weapons sold in the store are also of the highest grade and above, and at the same time, they are of high quality and low price.

Incidentally, since the words "Da" and "Tan" are quite similar in the lingua franca of the other world, although this forge is named "Tita Workshop", if you go to the local area and ask someone, you have to ask "Titan Workshop" so that someone will help guide you.

The pink-haired girl's reaction to this kind of misinformation between the villagers was also very simple and clear, as long as she came to the door and asked, "Is this the Taitan workshop?" customers will be treated as a one-handed throwaway from the store for free, and customers will be able to hear the most famous phrase of the forge shop as a business line such as "thank you for your patronage" in anticipation of customers coming back to the store.

"Frank mother, that word is Nianda!"

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In a small anecdote, the pink-haired woman who had been called Sister by Lucario, who had been called Sister Grace, completed the final processing of the dragon's head bones on the fifth day of work, and proudly handed over the finished product to me on the fifth day of work.

"Although it is not my job, I think this work is a super performance, and even those professional archaeologists and supervision experts will definitely not be able to find any flaws from above." Stretching out her hand to pat the dragon's bones, Sister Maida said enthusiastically, "Although there are many experiences in using the skull skeleton as a material to forge weapons, this is the first time that it has been used for sculpture like this, and in order to emphasize the fierceness of the battle at that time, it was necessary to leave sword marks of different shades on the bones. At the same time, referring to the battle situation you described, you must also dig up part of the area and fill the fragments of the magic crystal bullet under it and reconnect it in a unique way, and compared with the physical scars, the most difficult step should be the enchantment part, how to calculate the decay of the residual elements after casting the magic is a big problem, but fortunately, Xu Mo Kid is a good mage and enchanter. Otherwise, if you don't bring all the old friends from the workshop, you really can't do it."

As an imposter and a part-time artist, Beatrice and Beatrice, I had a preliminary idea of art, but due to my education in the modern world, my sense of beauty was mainly closer to popular art.

The society's definition of popular art is alternative art, and for the viewer, popular art is the spice of life, and the purpose of saving it is to make life easy and colorful. According to the characteristics of popular art, its entertainment connotation should be shallow rather than deep.

To put it mildly, the artistic quality of popular art is inevitably uneven or generally low, and its value is not to let people find the deep heritage of life, but purely to gain perceptual pleasure, to start the boring real world from the perceptual world, and to reject difficult thinking, hoping to be able to obtain happiness easily and without spending a lot of brain power.

In other words. Even though I'm an artist, I don't have much of aesthetic in myself. The appreciation of the works is often superficial, and compared with the appearance of the eldest sister who is eager to move the dragon's head bones home and treasure them, I only feel that this skeleton is a large piece of garbage, and if I can use it to suppress the tribal countries, I will definitely kick this thing as far as I can.

"After all that, I suddenly felt a little reluctant to give it up. It's simply the best piece of my career." Sister Maida's love for this keel can almost be called fanatical, and finally she still relied on great concentration to remove her hand from the bone, and asked expectantly, "Otherwise, I will buy it at a high price, and I will buy all the materials you provided before at a price thirty percent higher than the market price." In addition, I will help you build two weapons for free, the black greatsword of the decapitator is not to mention, that sword tends to be super level in terms of materials used and forging level, but remember that you and the celebrity horse paladin weapon are still short of a handy weapon."

"You actually know Diana?" I remember that the eldest sister of Tita has never met several important cadres of the Demon King, and since Cyno is notorious, it is not much surprising that the other party will know about me, but you must know that Diana is quite mediocre in both external and internal affairs, so it is reasonable that Elder Sister Dida should not know that she has zĂ i.

"Ah, I mentioned it in my letter to her." This question was soon revealed by Lucario's surrender: "Xu Mo, do you remember the first time I met you in the forest? Because the combination of human and centaur elopement is quite special, I wrote it down as an anecdote and sent it as a letter."

"You guy who's been selling your teammates for twenty years." Rolled his eyes, but I am not in a position to blame Lucario for this matter, after all, the fake identity used at that time was only made up temporarily, and if you have the heart to verify it, you will naturally find a lot of flaws in it.

"I'm not even twenty this year."

Ignoring Lucario, who shrugged his shoulders to the side, I turned my head and answered the question that Sister Dida had just asked, which was undoubtedly a request that had to be refused, otherwise it would be pointless to leave the tribal envoys and run to the resort for days.

"I'm sorry, but this thing probably can't be sold, and you know it's still an important piece of evidence before it's used as a work of art."

"Well, actually, I had already guessed that this would be the end." Despite her early speculation, Sister Tita still showed obvious regret and asked instead, "Otherwise, I heard that you call yourself the Demon King, and you also have a portable treasure trove dedicated to storing weapons, as a reward for helping you forge the bones of the dragon's head, can you let me see the collection inside?"

It wasn't that difficult, but before I could nod, Lucario let out a loud laugh, "Hahaha, this guy's collection is all the same style, and it's all swords, it will be embarrassing for you to let him take it out so seriously."

"I'm sorry, wasn't it an emergency! I don't have so much time to think about the appearance of each weapon, and it's remarkable that I can maintain the appearance of the sword in a hurry." Touching my nose, now recalling the pretending speech when I was crusading against the dragon before, I really wanted to dig a hole and drill down immediately, just to save face, while maintaining my apparent composure, I secretly operated the law and prepared to pinch a weapon out: "It's not impossible to talk about rare weapons, let me find them." Well, look at this Shang Fang sword, in history, it is known as the upper slashing of the faint king, and the lower beheading of the greedy minister......

Lucario, who had no knowledge of Chinese history, pursed his lips and criticized mercilessly, "It's very ordinary."

"Okay, since I don't like it, there's something else." I threw the sword of Shang Fang out of my hand, closed my palms together, and then pulled out a long sword with golden light engraved with mysterious runes out of thin air, and introduced: "The Sword of Victory of the Oath, also commonly known as EX Curry Stick, captures up to 1,000 people in the city, by transforming the owner's magic power into light, and then swinging the sword down to make the tip of the sword release a beam of light that destroys all obstacles in front of it in one fell swoop......

"Just this glowing broken sword?"

"Pagans, how dare you speak against our king! Eat my sword first!" (To be continued......)

PS: Thanks to "Otaku who loves to read", "God. Genshin. Crying", and the monthly pass of "Rein_force", and congratulations to "Otaku who loves to read" on being the new helmsman of this book~