As soon as I said this, the three mm were speechless, only Lei Tiandazhuang's eyes lit up: "Hey, you think so too?" ”

I nodded excitedly, and Lei Tian Dazhuang licked his lips: "The green building is full, just because the lower body is lonely!"

Hey, if only I were in Fuzhou, then we can go to prostitution together when we are anxious......"

"What are you going to do?" Su Qin's face was angry, and she suddenly let out a cold snort: "You dare to come to Fuzhou to try, grandma, I will shoot you!" ”

Lei Tiandazhuang was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.

"Wangzai, you're not a good thing either!" Su Qin's anger did not subside, and he scolded with horizontal eyebrows.

"Grandma, what kind of person am I?" I was a little speechless by them: "Besides, we're trying to figure out how to deal with the boss now, who made you think crookedly." ”

"Come less!" Su Qin didn't believe it at all: "Your 'game thinking' tells you that when you farm monsters in the game, you will be anxious?" Are you going to harm women? ”

"Sister, do you dare not talk about game thinking?" I was completely indifferent to Su Qin, and once again issued the attribute of the Monkey King of the Xuanma: "See for yourself." ”

【Monkey King】(Boss):

Grade:???

Blood:???

Attack:???

Defense:???

Special: ???

Monster introduction: Sheng Ji died, and King Mu was injured. Because the Xuanma monkey knew about yin and yang and had a very strong attack, he was ordered to guard the mausoleum and not leave half a step. Later, there were constantly ghost sounds coming out of the mausoleum, and the Monkey King of Tongxuanma became extremely anxious.

……

The boss attribute is impressive, and they haven't seen anything after looking at it for a long time.

In the end, Sister Mu rubbed her smooth forehead and said, "Wang Zai, you better stop selling Guanzi, if you have any good ideas, you can say it." ”

Everyone else looked at me, and I said unhurriedly: "As far as I know, the Monkey King is the strongest among the monkeys, not only in terms of force, but also in terms of sexual function. Only the king of monkeys can enjoy the female monkey, right? ”

A few mm didn't speak, Lei Tian Dazhuang smirked, the revenant's reaction was still relatively fast, and he suddenly understood: "Damn, boss, do you mean that the monkey king is restless because he can't do the mother monkey?" ”

"Day, can you be tactful?" I glanced at the thing: "But...... Well, the words are not coarse. ”

After receiving my affirmation, Lei Tian became bold again: "I understand, the boss means to catch a female monkey and throw it to the Monkey King, so that it can put out the fire first?" That's right, generally male animals are the weakest when they finish female animals! ”

"Whew!" Before I could speak, Su Qin on the side spat fiercely, almost spraying it in my face: "Wang Zai, what kind of bad idea is this?" ”

I was taken aback: "Looks like ...... Well...... It seems that this idea is a bit obscene...... Hehe, but didn't I say it in the meeting just now, the game setting is dead after all, and there may be several options, but this is the only way I can think of at the moment, the most suitable way. ”

"Wow, that sounds like a perverted idea." Wei Wei, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly let out an exclamation, and then curiously pulled the revenant soul to ask for his life: "Revenant, will you be the same as you when you say Monkey King ML, and it will be over in two minutes?" ”

Lei Tiandazhuang looked at the revenant soul strangely, I looked at the revenant soul strangely, Sister Mu looked at the revenant soul strangely, and Su Qin looked at the revenant soul strangely.

Finally, we all shook our heads and sighed.

The face of the revenant soul was red and green, and he said anxiously: "I rely on ...... Don't always talk about my first time! ”

Team: "......"

"Hmm...... This method does have some of that...... However, well, since it was Wang Tsai who mentioned it, I support it. Sister Mu thought for a while and said.

"Wang Zai, if you don't succeed, you are ready to become a benevolent!" Su Qin also hummed.

"Hey, I've seen a lot of people lately, and it's good to look at animals." Lei Tian said loudly: "Hands, feet, and limbs support!" ”

Vivi: "I want to see, I want to see ......"

The Revenant Asks for His Life: "I'm fine, it's just ...... We've killed all the monsters, where can we find the female monkey? ”

Our eyes are all locked on to the souls of the dead.

"Damn, you didn't mean to beat my baby, did you?" The revenant soul reacted suddenly: "Sister Mu, boss...... I ......"

"What are you, it's just to put fire on the boss, and it's not bad." I said.

"That's it, if the boss works hard to get your mother monkey pregnant, you still earn it." Vivi also snorted.

"But......" The face of the revenant soul is so ugly and ugly: "My baby is ...... by the sun Rub, it's nice to say that this thing is not good. ”

"The baby is not you by the sun, what's so terrible? Besides, we're just trying, and we don't know if it's going to work. I reassured him, "Probably not, so that your mother monkey won't have to be ravaged." ”

"Hey." It's really hard to resist all of us, and the revenant soul can only nod helplessly: "That'...... All right. ”

"Wait!" The Revenant Reels reluctantly summoned the female monkey, and just as he tried to control it to approach the boss, Vivi suddenly stopped him.

We all turned our heads to look at Vivi, didn't this chick change her mind temporarily?

"It's still a virgin, and it's definitely not a sloppy first time." The little girl looked for a long time in the package, took out a piece of red cloth and then said to Sister Mu and Su Qin: "Sister Mu, Sister Qin, you come over to help, let's make a wedding dress for it." ”

Me: "......"

Sister Mu and Su Qin suddenly became interested, Wei Wei took away the Dagger of the Revenant, Su Qin took away the killing and robbery of Lei Tiandazhuang, Sister Mu took away my Fish Shadow Sword, and the three girls squatted on the ground and really made clothes for the female monkey!

Ten minutes later, something terrible happened, the hair on the head of the dead horse monkey was braided into a ponytail with a bow tied on it. Wearing a red kaftan similar to a bathrobe, Su Qin, who was in pain, also sewed a pair of underwear for it with her own hands!

Originally, it could be regarded as a mighty horse monkey, and in the blink of an eye, he made up this appearance of not being human, monkey or monkey, and the soul of the dead almost cried.

"Hehe, this must be fine!" Vivi seemed to be very satisfied with his masterpiece, and said proudly, "Let me tell you, red is the most exciting aspect of the animal's desire." ”

"How do you know?" I asked.

"Oh, I knew it when I watched movies in high school."

"What?" The face of the revenant soul suddenly turned pale: "Oh my God, when we opened the room for the first time...... Didn't you say you'd never seen that kind of movie? ”

Me: "......"

"What are you yelling about?" Vivi snorted: "I just said that I haven't seen the European and American kinds......

Revenant: "......"

"Okay, if you're crazy enough, let the bride go up, let's see the effect." I'm speechless by them.,It's not a waste of time.,Later, there will be readers who say that the bitter country and the beauty cheat the number of words.。

"The bride is leaving!" Wei Wei put down the yaoqin in a hurry, played his fingers lightly, and actually played the song "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night"!

So, the first wedding in the game began so painfully, under the rendering of the music, the revenant soul controlled the bride step by step to the foot of the mausoleum, and our group of relatives followed.

"Hey, hey, if someone gets married, can you give me some smiles?" Su Qin was a little dissatisfied with our performance: "Sending relatives is like a funeral, I don't know if you are all thinking about Mao." ”

We all smiled.

The big horse monkey bride didn't know what was going to happen, and walked upright in a bright red dress, how awkward it was.

When we entered the boss's sight again, I looked up, but I saw that the Monkey King of Tongxuanma, who was halfway up the mountain, stared at us directly!

"Squeak squeak! Squeak chirp! ”

After seeing the Monkey King, it seemed that the bride also knew what we were going to do, but this girl screamed wildly, and suddenly ran into the arms of the dead soul, holding his neck firmly, and was unwilling to let go!

"Holy, this is ...... What's going on? Lei Tian Dazhuang asked very obscenely: "Is it difficult...... It's going to save the first time for the dead brother? ”

"I think so." Wei Wei nodded vigorously and said, "This should be the new era of human and animal love." ”

Revenant: "......"

"Good baby, brother can't bear you." The revenant soul forcibly controlled the bride to get off the body, pointed to the halfway up the mountain and said: "Go, go and sleep with that thing, if you can smoke him to death, my brother will definitely treat you well in the future." ”

Me: "......"

After all, it was the soul of the dead who demanded control of her life, and even if the bride was unwilling, she had to climb up the mausoleum step by step.

The monkey was much faster than me, and although there were many inconveniences in getting dressed, in the blink of an eye, they had reached their destination.

We all took a deep breath and stared halfway up the mountain with unblinking eyes.

"Squeak chirp-" A second later, there was a shrill monkey cry halfway up the mountain, and when we looked again, we found that the bride was trembling with fright when she didn't know, and she knelt in front of the monkey king and didn't even dare to raise her head!

"Huh?" The revenant soul frowned: "Why don't you listen to the control?" ”

"Oh, it may be that the monkey king can't leave that hole, and after a long time, his authority will decline, and those female monkeys will mess with other monkeys in the monkey group, so it's not good." I said.

", that's the here." Su Qin gave me a blank look.

"Whew-"

Before Su Qin's words fell, a terrible long roar suddenly came from the mountainside, and we hurriedly took a closer look, but it was the monkey king who stood up, and the sharp monkey claws tore the bride's clothes and threw it to the ground!

To be honest, [contributing to the female monkey] was just a possibility that I guessed temporarily, and I didn't have much hope, but at this time, seeing that the monkey king really pushed the female monkey down, I was a little painful.

As for others, their eyes fell to the ground.

Only Wei Wei's excited little face flushed: "Oh also, the revenant, it's the same as the first time we did, it's also a back style!" ”

Team: "......"