Chapter 126: The Big Female Monkey Fainted
I don't want to talk about the next scene, I can't describe what I saw, and even if I did, you wouldn't be able to imagine it.
Anyway, the Tongxuan horse monkey is definitely a macho man, oh, it's a fierce monkey, after pushing the female monkey down, the whole body pressed up fiercely, causing the female monkey to scream, crying dad and calling mother.
We didn't have anything, only the little face of the dead soul turned pale and said with tears: "Mary (the name just given by the female monkey), for the sake of the party and the country, you have been wronged...... You can rest assured that after the deed is accomplished, the party and the country will not forget your contributions to the people! ”
"Uh-oh"
A minute later, the Monkey King let out a long cry that made the hairs stand on end all over his body, and he came down from the female monkey.
"That's it?" VVI's absolute strongman: "It's only been less than a minute, it's better than a revenant!" ”
"Whew-"
It seems that in order to confirm that he is strong, the Monkey King of the Great Malaysia let out another roar, and then put the female monkey on the stone with both paws, and pressed it again.
I was dumbfounded, and when I opened the Internet in the game, my doubts were finally answered: the male monkey JJ is short to avoid semen-fluid reflux, and most of the postures during mating are posterior positions, which are short and frequent.
After I showed this information to everyone, the rest of the people didn't say anything, but Wei Wei was excited, and kicked the revenant for his life: "Look, although the time is short, there are many times." Like you, you have to rest for three hours at a time, and you're bored. ”
"Vivi, I beg you, can you stop talking nonsense?" The revenant soul completely collapsed: "You compare me with the monkey and me, but there are so many people here, so you can save me some face!" ”
"What's this?" Wei Wei said indifferently: "Sister Mu, Sister Su, and the loveless boss are all their own people, what is there to hide?" As for Uncle Lei Tian, it doesn't matter, anyway, he is so old, he will forgive us for being childish. ”
Lei Tian Dazhuang: "Sister paper, the Yin family is really young. ”
The cold and goosebumps fell all over the place.
"Actually...... I think we're really evil. Wei Wei didn't care about the soul asking for his life, and when he saw the horse monkey king suppressing the female monkey again, he said with some sighs.
I really couldn't guess this little girl, so I subconsciously asked, "How do you say this?" ”
"Don't you all think the big horse monkey is pitiful?" Vivi looked at us very seriously, and then explained to us: "We thought of such a crooked idea, and the big horse monkey can only be comfortable for a while. I knew that this trick would work, so I might as well let the revenant go up and teach him how to jerk off. ”
The revenant soul asks for his life: "Ancestor, can you shut up?" ”
Wei Wei shook his head in annoyance: "Hey, okay, okay, don't say it." As the saying goes, give people 13, only cool one day, teach people to touch themselves, and benefit for life! ”
The whole team fainted.
It is said that the Malaysian Monkey King has been holding back for thousands of years, and he will not solve it by himself as Wei Wei said, so this product is really going against the sky. Although it was only a short minute at a time, it was a full twenty minutes of stunned silence.
At first, the mother monkey was still squeaking and humming, and after fifteen minutes, she could only gasp vigorously, and when it was close to twenty minutes, she was like a puddle of mud and let the monkey king toss and turn.
Not to mention the wedding dress he was wearing, he had already been caught in pieces and drifted away with the wind.
"Revenant, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that the Revenant's face was a little wrong, I asked.
"Boss...... Female monkey ...... The female monkey's qi and blood have bottomed out......" said the revenant with a bitter face.
"Damn, what's going on?" I was also very surprised, could it be that the mother monkey couldn't bear the grace of the monkey king and hung up?
"Whoa—" As he spoke, the Monkey King let out another weak howl, kicked the mother monkey away, and lay on the ground panting.
Bite!
System Prompt: [Tong Xuanma Monkey King] falls into the [Fatigue Period] due to the elimination of the anxiety period due to indulgence-desire-excess-degree, and the attack and defense are reduced by 100% within five minutes!
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"It's done!" My hanging heart suddenly put it in my stomach, and I rushed to the mausoleum with the thunder gun on my back, and I shouted in my mouth: "Brothers, avenge the mother monkey and kill the soul of the robbing monkey!" ”
Lei Tiandazhuang was also full of interest: "Eliminate harm for the people, eliminate harm for the people!" ”
The slogan of the dead soul asking for his life is more domineering: "Return my mother monkey, return my mother monkey!" ”
The three of us shameless guys rushed up the mountainside with a scream under the guise of "doing the right thing for heaven", running thunder guns, killing and robbing, and dancing in unison, one skill after another smashed on the boss who had no power to resist, and it didn't take three minutes at all, and the Tongxuan Monkey King, who had just been cool, spit blood foaming in his mouth, and gloriously turned into a lot of experience.
Although we didn't have any equipment, the gold coins all over the ground and at least the experience of everyone who had risen to the next level also made us secretly happy.
This time it was our team's output, and I didn't get much more experience than them, and I barely managed to move up to 45. Looking at it now, the first batch of backbones of Allure Hotel has all 40+, although there is still a gap from the top masters, but I am also more content, after all, no one can eat a fat man in one bite.
"Weiwei, a total of 121 gold coins, you keep the account, I exchange money." Sister Mu's dignified boss of Allure is like a miser, picking up not a single gold coin on the ground.
"Boss, what's going on?" The revenant soul pointed to the ravaged female monkey and said, "It still has a little bit of qi and blood, say it's dead, it's not dead, but I can't add blood to it......"
I turned my head to see that the two legs of the big female monkey had been almost broken at 180 degrees, and it seemed that they had been broken. There seems to be some blood oozing from the middle of the legs...... Khan, can't look, it's too evil.
"Well, is there a prompt in the system?" It's the first time I've encountered such a situation.
"Nope." The revenant scratched his head in anguish.
"You don't know that?" After this battle, Su Qin had a deep understanding of my "game thinking", and carefully analyzed: "According to my analysis, this female monkey is less than age, no personnel, oh, no monkey affairs, plus I met such a big pervert as the Monkey King, and I was killed and fainted." ”
It's over, I'm speechless with the revenant, especially me, what do you think...... Except for Sister Mu, everyone in the team I formed has become obscene?
"Can you put it back in the spirit beast cage?" I didn't dare to answer Su Qin's words, I asked.
"Yes."
"Then keep it first, look at it in two days, and then throw it away." There's nothing I can do.
After cleaning the battlefield, I looked at the time, from the time we went online, it was pulling calves and watching monkey sex, and the time passed really fast, it was already 6:45.
It's really not fast for me to move up to a level for so long, but I can't help it for the sake of falling into the city.
"Sister Su, what's the next prompt for the mission?" It's not my task after all, I asked.
"Enter the Mori Mausoleum and rescue the trapped hunters." Su Qin said with some hesitation: "But...... I don't know why, after killing the Monkey King, the difficulty of the mission becomes floating, 300-1300. ”
"Well, this should be a decision-making task." I explained to Su Qin: "That is to say, when we save people, maybe the boss will give us a choice, choose the right one, the difficulty of the task is 300, choose the wrong one, the difficulty is 1300, or even higher." ”
This task is the same as when I killed Honolulu, if I didn't follow the rules of the system, I had to be beaten like a grandson, but I accidentally obtained Wang Daoling's approval, so I completed the task.
In fact, when I killed Wang Daoling, the difficulty of the task had already become 10.
"I see." Sister Su nodded as if she didn't understand, clasped her hands on top of 36e, and asked, "Then how do we choose?" ”
"Dizzy, sister, I don't know what the situation is now, how can I know how to choose?" I was depressed enough.
"Hey, aren't you the almighty king of Jiangshan Games, don't you know anything about this?" Su Qin hit me very unceremoniously: "Think about it with your 'game thinking'!" ”
Me: "......"
"Forget it, whatever you want." What can I do about Su Qin, I can only say helplessly: "Generally, this kind of task is a humanoid monster, with high experience and high explosive rate, but they are also super perverted." The test is a player's comprehensive ability, anyway, you have to be cautious when encountering a boss, and you must not be sloppy. ”
After instructing them a few words, I took the first step, and the system's prompt echoed in my ears:
Bite!
System Prompt: You have entered the quest dungeon [Sheng Ji Mausoleum]!
The eye is a deep passage downward, the corridor is pitch black, from time to time the wind rises, with bursts of ghost howls, occasionally flashes a little phosphorescence in the distance, I don't know where the sound of water droplets comes, the place is extremely weird.
"Wangzai!" Sister Mu had never seen this kind of scene, and shouted softly.
"Don't be afraid, it's just a game." I swallowed my saliva and urged a breath of true qi, and suddenly the silver light on the thunder gun burst out, illuminating a large piece of space.
"Hey, the Ben Thunder Gun is really good, it can fight, it can illuminate." Lei Tiandazhuang said with a smile.
He didn't say that I still forgot, as the level continued to increase, it was ...... Hey, the Thunderbolt can't keep up with my level needs anymore.
But after all, it's four-star equipment, and it comes with such a strong skill as Ben Lei, so let me throw it away...... I'm still a little reluctant.
The passage was long, and after we had walked for almost ten minutes, we finally saw an open field, still dark around us, as if it had reached below the horizon.
"Click." I took a tentative step forward, but it was as if I had stepped on something, and there was a crunch under my feet.
"Whew!"
Before I could see it clearly, there was a ghostly scream on the map, and a skeleton on the ground that was white and had phosphorus ghost fire flashing in his head suddenly stood up, reaching out and grabbing Su Qin's cheek!