Just to express his heart, Rick never imagined that his watch on the flagpole would have such a magical effect, winning him the first generals and loyal soldiers. This army, under the command of Rick, will embark on a journey to conquer the continent, and their footprints will be all over the end of the continent.

This performance is of great historical significance, but the ending is a big surprise, Rick self-righteously crossed his waist with his left hand, compared a big "V" with his right hand, kicked away with his left leg, and showed his majestic lower body very indecently, screaming "yes", a stumbling foot, falling off the flagpole, falling a dog eating, and screaming "my mother".

It makes sense that it will surely cause a scream. But in fact, there was no screaming at all, but an exclamation.

"Yay! Banzai! The soldiers cleverly imitated, kicked their left leg away, showed their lower body, and made a "V" shape with their right hand, and fell to the ground, which is called "the joy of the monarch and the minister"!

Even Wei Mang, Li Qi, Night Wolf, Long Shan, Bubaro and Lauders and others also imitated them involuntarily.

The soldiers were intimidated by Rick's domineering, and involuntarily imitated Rick's every move, which made Rick's appearance and ugliness turn into a beautiful talk of "going deep into the grassroots and observing the people's feelings".

From then on, the sergeants of the Diyue Dynasty would perform classic actions during the carnival, kicking away with their left legs, showing their lower bodies, and shouting "yes" with their right hands with a "V".

No matter how good an emperor is, it is impossible to get all the praise, and there are still bad words, especially those ethicists who unanimously accuse Rick of making a bad start and making morality corrupt. The reason is that Rick's army has a lot of female soldiers. Show your nakedness during an. Do you think it's immoral?

"Huh. How are they bald? Still in prison clothes?" Ao Ling'er stood next to the butcher wheel, looking at the assembled "Three Husbands Army", and was so surprised that the crescent moon eye almost fell off.

"They're all death row inmates." Butcher explained, a look of shame flashing across his face. Remembering that he had brought a thousand death row prisoners to reinforce Rick, he couldn't feel guilty without feeling guilty.

What Tulun never imagined was that the 1,000 death row prisoners he led would go down in history and become the famous "Three Husbands Army" in history. Historians call this army the "Army of Three". This is because this army is made up of butchers, grooms, and miscellaneous men and female rapists who repair shoes and clothes, and it is logically called the "army of three husbands".

With the shrewdness of the Queen of the Blue Moon, why she would have come up with such a child's play idea has always been a mystery of history, and no historian can say why, so it has to be attributed to the whim of the Queen. However, for those who are discerning, this is not a mystery, but a thumbs up. "High, high. It's really high! "Amazing. Why is it high, they don't say it, and those who don't understand it have to attribute it to that they are vassals and elegant, and they are arrogant, so they are making a mystery.

"Death row inmates? What are you doing with death row inmates? Is it to reinforce Brother Rick? Can they fight?" Ao Ling'er's crescent moon eye was only a small slit left, and a series of questions were asked.

"It's to reinforce the Earl. This was His Majesty's idea, and the minister had no choice but to implement it. The butcher wheel explained helplessly.

"Yay! It's so fun, it's so fun. At this point, Brother Rick's embarrassment is bigger, and his horse's face will definitely grow older than the walls of Boint. Ao Ling'er clapped a pair of small white jade-like hands and applauded, jumped up to a big man with a scar on his face, pointed at him and asked, "What crime have you committed?"

Scarface bent down, his eyes widened at the boss, his mouth was big, and a mouthful of foul smell sprayed on Ao Ling'er's face, and he scolded viciously: "Kill, kill little girls, it's a little girl like you, I killed one hundred and eighty." Listening to the little girl's screams and moans before death is really enjoyable. ”

Look at his appearance, as if he was tasting a long-tasting wine, Ao Ling'er gave him that cruel look and was so frightened that he retreated again and again, until he retreated behind the butcher's wheel, and the cat hid + Ao Ling'er's timid appearance, which caused a lot of laughter, of course, they were all death row prisoners, they were laughing at Ao Ling'er's timidity+

Ao Ling'er was bold, straightened up, and a pair of jade hands fanned his teeth in front of Yao's nose and said, "It stinks, it stinks, you have bad breath, how many days have you not brushed your teeth?" You stink too, you haven't showered in days, have you?"

Ao Ling'er's question provoked ridicule again, and many death row inmates ridiculed: "What an idiot! It looks good, but it's not easy to use, a green apple, no wonder it's such an idiot. ”

Ao Ling'er didn't understand the "green apple", but she still understood the idiot, she was very unconvinced, and hummed: "Hmph, you dare to call me an idiot, I want you to look good!"

Ao Ling'er compared his right hand, and a ball of white light fell from the sky, and an earth-shattering thunder sounded, blasting a big crater out of the ground. Where have the death row prisoners seen such powerful magic as before, and they are so frightened that they are silent.

The wicked are more afraid of the wicked, and for these death row prisoners, benevolence and morality are simply farts, and the only thing that makes them afraid is force, and more powerful and terrible force than them will make them fearful. Ao Ling'er's magic is a seventh-level wind magic, called "Nine Heavens Thunder", although the death row prisoner doesn't know how many levels it is, looking at a big pit on the ground for no reason, that's a fact, knowing that she is not easy to mess with, it is the best choice to make a fortune in a muffled voice.

A magic spell scared this fierce death row prisoner didn't dare to let go of a fart, Ao Ling'er couldn't help but get proud, his hands were on his waist, a pair of crescent eyes looked at the scarred face, and said, "You tell me, why don't you take a bath?" Don't brush your teeth? Pay attention to hygiene, brush your teeth frequently, bathe frequently, you don't understand this truth, right?"

This is another idiot question, if it weren't for the power of Ao Ling'er's magic, it would definitely be another laugh of mocking idiots, Scarface didn't dare not answer, and said respectfully: "Little girl, because we are death row prisoners."

Ao Ling'er was even more curious, and the crescent moon eye became a small slit again, and asked, "Why can't the death row prisoners take a bath, aren't you human?" It's a human being, and you have to take a bath! ”

These death row inmates have been tortured in prison, and they have long had no idea that they are still human beings, and when they heard Ao Ling'er's words, they couldn't help but have the idea of "I am still a human being, and some people know that I am a human being", a little moved, and looked at Ao Ling'er's eyes changed a little.

"Little sister, we also want to take a bath, but there are no bathing facilities in the prison, so we can't wash even if we want to." Scarface said, he called Ao Ling'er "little girl" at first, and now he is called "little sister", Ao Ling'er's words have hit his vital point and made him feel intimate.

"What about brushing your teeth? Your mouth stinks, it's smoked to death, it's smoked to death. Ao Ling'er raised her little white jade-like hand and fanned it in front of Yao's nose, looking indefatigable.

Scarface remembered his prank, Qi Yan was sorry for his little sister who was not in the world, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, little sister, I'm joking." There was no salt in prison (in the days when there was no toothpaste, it was used to brush teeth), and there was no thing to brush your teeth, and you couldn't brush it if you wanted to. When it comes to brushing your teeth, that was sixteen years ago......"

Ao Ling'er was curious and came to join in the fun, but she was not a human rights defender, so she didn't have the heart to pay attention to his complaints, and interrupted him: "Oh my God! You haven't brushed your teeth in sixteen years, you're older than me, no wonder your mouth stinks, it stinks, it stinks, it stinks more than shit. ”

Every time Ao Ling'er said, 'It's really stinky', Scarface just said "I'm sorry, little sister", remembering his momentary tricks, he actually made this little sister uncomfortable, and he couldn't help it. Where did you think of it, Ao Ling'er finally scolded his mouth for being more stinky than shit, his companion smile froze on his face, glared at Ao Ling'er fiercely, and his good feelings were swept away.

Of course, the death row inmates who watched the white drama were bursting with laughter.

Ao Ling'er blinked her crescent moon eyes, looked at Tu Lun and said, "Brother Tu, what's going on?"

Tu Lungan explained: "They are here to go to prison, not to enjoy. If the prison facilities are too good, they will not go to prison, but enjoy themselves. Those elderly people who have no one to support can adopt and support them in the name of crime. ”

Rick played monkey, which actually had a magical effect, which made him unexpected, and he was in a good mood, and he couldn't help but imitate the famous generals of the ancients, share weal and woe with the soldiers, eat the same utensils, and wear the same clothes. When the meal was served, Rick did not dine with Wei Mang and other senior generals on a whim, but went to compete with the small soldiers for food.

Rick fights with the soldiers for food this time, but it is a famous "story of half a piece of meat" in history.

Rick was in a good mood and ate in a bowl with a small soldier, and there was only one piece of braised pork in the bowl. Rick didn't like to eat braised pork, but today he is in a good mood and has an interest in braised pork, so he must eat it.

The little soldier was too uninteresting, so he didn't let him eat it, for a very good reason, "You are the earl, you are used to brocade clothes and jade food, you can't fight with me, a little soldier, for a small piece of braised pork." There is only one piece of braised pork, you eat it, what will I eat?"

Rick swallowed a mouthful of saliva, set up the shelf of Lord Earl, and said, "It's good that you know that I am Lord Earl, and it is the duty of your little soldiers to honor the officer, and it is better for me to eat this piece of braised pork."

"Nope." Xiao Bingbing didn't think about it, and flatly refused, saying: "Our training volume is so large, if we don't eat meat and don't have enough nutrition, we won't drag my body down!" I must eat this meat. ”

"As long as you are bitter, I am not bitter? Do you know how much I train? It's many times bigger than you, and I still eat this meat. Rick said eloquently, and secretly wondered in his heart: "I control the four girls at night, can the training amount not be large?" It's time to take a good nutritional supplement. (To be continued......)