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Rick and the little soldiers are able to speak for a piece of braised pork, and each tells his own reasons, to put it bluntly, he wants to eat alone. The two of them were inextricably contested, and many people had already been alarmed, including Wei Mang, who also came. Seeing that the two were fighting with red faces, Rick held the meat bowl in his arms, and the little soldier held his hand, and the two put on a posture of hungry dogs fighting for food.
Wei Mang and the others couldn't help but be secretly amused, thinking that this Lord Earl really had too many strange words and deeds, and actually put on a mad dog fight posture to the little soldiers for a small piece of braised pork, which was really unthinkable, and they couldn't help but persuade each other with good words. Where did they think about it, the two of them fought for the fire, but they didn't listen, and in the end, the two actually asked Wei Mang to give a comment.
The little soldier said: "It is the virtue of the commander to be sympathetic to his subordinates, and I should eat the meat." General Wei, you say, isn't that reasonable?"
Rick vetoed: "I set the rules here, I said that you small soldiers should be filial to your commander and give me meat to eat."
Wei Mang smiled and said to the mud: "Okay, okay, we still have a lot of braised pork there, so I'll give it to you." Don't fight, don't fight. ”
The little soldier and Rick vetoed in unison: "No, I'm going to eat this piece."
If Xiao Bingbing said so, Wei Mang could still put on a boss stand and press it down+ Rick is his top boss, so he can't show his face! The helpless Wei Mang had an idea, thought of an idea, and said, "Look, how about the eunuch?"
Little Soldier and Rick thought about it and thought it was a good idea, so they said, "That's it."
Wei Mang wrote the word "eat meat" on a piece of paper and kneaded it into a ball, and there was nothing on the other paper. Two paper balls put together. Shake it a few times. Ask them to do it.
Trouble is here again. Who will take the lead has become a big question, and the two will not give an inch. It was Wei Mang who came up with the idea of asking two people to rock-paper-scissors, and the game was won or lost.
Under the justice of Wei Mang and a group of senior generals, as well as the witness of the gang of small soldiers, the two began to rock-scissors to determine whether to win or lose. Rick prides himself on being so lucky, but he really didn't cover it, and a single pair of scissors shredded the soldier's cloth.
The little soldier's face was long. With a pulling face, he looks like a dead father and a mother. Rick was in a lively spirit, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked up a ball of paper, and when he opened it, he saw that it was the word "eating meat".
Rick laughed, shook the paper ball in front of the little soldiers, and said triumphantly, "Convinced, right?" I've said a long time ago, I'm so lucky, don't you believe it, now believe it! ”
The little soldier said angrily: "Count your lackey luck." He sat down with a grunt.
Rick uses chopsticks to cut the braised pork into two pieces. One in his own bowl, and one in the soldier's bowl. "Come, brother, let's eat together." There is a fight, we fight together, there is meat, of course we eat together. ”
The little soldier almost didn't believe his ears, and said in surprise: "You really give me food?" Did I hear me right?"
Rick pointed to the braised pork and said, "Look, is this meat?"
"Yes, yes."
"Yes, just eat it."
"Thank you, sir." The little soldier sat down and happily ate the braised pork.
Look at his appearance, a small piece of braised pork seems to be supremely delicious. If it weren't for Rick's stinky feet, the little soldiers might have knelt down and kissed his stinky feet.
After Rick finished eating the meat, he completely ignored the majesty of the Earl, crossed his sleeve and wiped the grease, and said loudly: "From now on, there will be enough braised meat, and you can eat as much as you want."
There are regulations on the army's food, and if it is enough, it will become uncontrolled, and it will become bottomless, which will increase the pressure on the finances, Wei Mang wants to stop it, and shouted. Adult"
Rick interrupted him, "I'll set the rules here, and I'll take care of you if I've said it's enough, just let it go." ”
"Long live, my lord." As soon as Rick's words fell, a cry rang out, and the soldiers rushed up and lifted Rick up and threw him into the sky, and then he caught it and threw it up again, as if he had won a big battle.
Some people say that "good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles", which is not true. The news of Rick's improvement spread quickly, and the soldiers were overjoyed to find out, rushing over and throwing Rick into the sky, catching it, throwing it again, throwing it all the way. After a while, Rick was gone.
Overwhelmed by the enthusiasm of the little soldiers, Rick finally came to his senses and asked, "What's your name?"
The voice of the little soldier who was fighting with Rick for braised pork came from afar, "Da, my name is Little Lizi." ”
"Someone is withholding food, you come and tell me." Rick said casually.
"Got it, sir." Xiao Li replied with great pampering.
"The Story of Half a Piece of Meat" is also known as "The Story of the Emperor and Little Plum" because the little soldiers called Xiao Lizi, which is a story that has been passed down through the ages, full of beautiful words. There are many reasons for praise, mainly two: First, the emperor is really sympathetic to his subordinates and mingles with the soldiers. Otherwise, does Little Plum have the guts to fight Rick for a piece of meat? It is precisely because their relationship is so harmonious that Xiao Lizi dares to compete with Rick for meat. Second, this was a far-reaching event, and since then, the army under the command of Rick has been treated much better than other armies, and even the food is beyond the reach of other armies. Rick carried out a series of reforms in the army, and the breakthrough was food. After the reform, the soldiers used their lives, and the combat effectiveness of the army increased unprecedentedly, which was an important reason why the army under the command of Rick was able to crisscross the continent, be invincible in the world, and finally unify the continent.
At this time, Rick did not realize the far-reaching significance of this event, and was immersed in joy.
What made Rick even more unexpected was that a decree from the queen had wiped out the gold coins that he had hoped to eat for 10,000 years, and if he hadn't made such a promise, he would have saved a lot of gold coins, which made him feel pain for a while.
"Oh, I see, they deliberately tortured you and didn't treat you as human beings, did they?" Ao Ling'er suddenly realized and expressed her high opinion, "They must treat you as cattle and horses, you really look like cattle and horses in the pen." ”
Ao Ling'er's sentence "I don't treat you as human beings" came to the hearts of death row prisoners, and all of them greatly increased her good feelings. However, Ao Ling'er's next "You look like cows and horses locked up in the pen" made the hearts of the death row prisoners feel painful, and their good feelings for Ao Ling'er were swept away, only to feel that she was an extremely hideous demon, which made people disgusted with monks, and they all glared at Ao Ling'er viciously.
"You are glaring at me, and I dare not say it? I'll just say, just say, just say. You cattle and horses will definitely be useless to reinforce Rick, you will suffer defeat, kill the enemy without a single left, and when you die, you must be like a cow's roar. Ao Ling'er's crescent eyes widened, and she began to talk nonsense without concealment.
Although death row prisoners are bound to die, they are still quite taboo about the word death in their hearts, and when they go to the execution ground, they will not say that they will receive death, but that they will leave. Ao Ling'er bluntly said that he would die, which really made all the death row prisoners angry, and they were all full of anger, eager to eat Ao Ling'er alive.
Ao Ling'er's prophecy did not come true, although some of the condemned prisoners died on the battlefield, but most of them survived, and they also established meritorious services on the battlefield, ranking among the feudal marquises, and became the famous generals of the Diyue Dynasty.
If you continue to talk about it, maybe there will be a lot of anger among the people, and it will be difficult to end, Tu Lun hurriedly stopped Ao Ling'er and said: "Ling'er, don't talk nonsense."
"Hmph, I'm going to say it, I'm going to say it." Ao Ling'er didn't care about that, and then expressed her high opinion, "Brother Tu, do they have any names?" If not, I will give them a fetch, and they will be called Niu No. 1 and Niu No. 2, and they will continue to rank until they are one hundred. Pig No. 1, Pig No. 2, all the way to No. 100. Sheep No. 1, Sheep No. 2, all the way up to the hundredth. It's pigs, it's cows, it's sheep, it's horses, it's a herd of livestock, so it's called this army 'Livestock Legion, Tu Big Brother, do you think this name is good?' yes, yes, that's so good. ”
Ao Ling'er asked and answered by herself, clapping her hands and laughing, very happy. But her jokes are tantamount to stabbing a hornet's nest, even in prison, those tortured jailers did not speak so harshly, Ao Ling'er's words were even more mean than the jailers scolding them, can a group of death row prisoners not be angry?
Besides, they are death row prisoners, they will inevitably die if they retire early, and they will not care about the consequences of doing things, as soon as they heard this, the crowd became angry, and their eyes shot out of the eyes like a hungry wolf's corpse, and walked towards Ao Ling'er, ready to do Ao Ling'er.
"What are you going to do? Come on, fence me up! The head of the butcher wheel was big, and he shouted loudly, he really regretted it in his heart, he knew that he should not have been helpless for a while and brought Ao Ling'er.
More than 300 soldiers with sharp blades drove over and surrounded the prisoners on death row. Looking at the bright weapons, the death row prisoner was still scared, put down a few unclean curses, and retreated.
Ao Ling'er was in high spirits, not taking it as a warning at all, and jumped over, pointed to a big man and asked, "What are you doing?"
The big prisoner glared at Ao Ling'er and ignored her.
Ao Ling'er Yao snorted in her nose, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, hitting the big prisoner's body, burning the big man to a black paste, calling his father and mother to cry out in pain.
Ao Ling'er was unforgiving, pointed to the big man's nose and asked, "Say, what are you doing?"
"The small, the small ones are the ones who kill pigs. After killing the pig and killing the adulterer, I slaughtered the adulterer who committed adultery with my wife like a pig, and I disemboweled, so I put the official in prison and got up early, and sentenced to death. "The electric magic he gave Ao Ling'er was so scared that he didn't dare to tell the truth.
Ao Ling'er patted the big man's face twice with a pair of small hands, and said, "Count you honest." Then he pointed to a man who was as thin as a bamboo pole and asked, "What are you doing?" (To be continued......)