Chapter Twenty-Eight: Cute Yokai
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After determining the approximate location of the one-way portal, I summoned the little dragon girl and began to create rain, after the raindrops fell from our side, if there is a space door, the water droplets will disappear directly, and where there is no space door, the water droplets will fall by themselves, and based on this, we can quickly mark the approximate location of the space door. As a result, the test results are certain: the space gate seems to have blocked the entire cliff fault, and we have even dug the strata inside the cliff, and the space gate has been extended into the interior of the cliff, and it is impossible to pass through it at all. The huge teleportation area can no longer be described as a space gate, this is completely a spatial fault, and it is impossible to get past it. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out how to get over. A few of us are helplessly stuck here.
Rose asked me, "Can the phantom teleport you there?" β
"I don't know. Spatial teleportation of phantoms and this spatial fault may interfere. β
"Then you can be real, right?"
"But even if I pass, what will you do? The Phantom is not the same as the Teleportation Ring, he can't take people. β
"I know he can't take anyone." Rose said: "But you have a space door!" After we enter the space door, you close the space door, and then you teleport to the opposite side of the zΓ i, so we just come out. β
"But I've run out of three chances for today."
"Won't it be restored tomorrow? Just try it first. β
"Okay!"
At the request of the Gem, I decided to do it as well. Put away the magic pet and my little bugs first, in case I am teleported to another space, my magic pet has a certain chance of jumping with me, so put away the magic pet first and let the eagle and they all change into their own demon pets.
When I was ready, I told SΓΉ that the phantom could teleport, and immediately a black whirlwind appeared around me, and the whirlwind enveloped me from the bottom up and disappeared.
In a dark forest. Suddenly, a small cyclone appeared on the ground. The whirlwind swirled with the leaves and gradually rose to form a small black two-meter-tall whirlwind, and then a person with a black glow appeared in the whirlwind. The whirlwind suddenly disappeared, and all the leaves that had been rolled up floated down.
I walked out of the snowflakes that fell from the leaves, the dark forest reminded me of the Black Forest, but there was only a white mist in the Black Forest, but here there was a lot of black smoke floating around. The ground showed that I was already standing on the ground, but there were no cliffs in sight around me.
"Purple Sun." The voice of the eagle land can be heard in the guild channel. "Where's your boy?"
"I don't know!"
The voice of the rose interjected. "Are you still in the gourd?"
"I guess it's still there! This gourd can cut off the chat channel to communicate. If I'm out. I should not hear you. β
Bai Ling also asked, "Then are you at the bottom of the cliff or above?" β
"I don't know. It looks like it's still a forest, but it's not the same as a forest on a cliff. "The forest on the top of the cliff is not much different from the primeval forest in reality, except that there are more demons and monsters, but now this forest is gloomy like a ghost!
Rose said: "So you're down there?" β
"Not necessarily! Maybe I thought the opposite when we came. β
It dawned on me. "That's right. Didn't I give you the needle of ** in my rose's mouth? You take it and think about me, and that thing can point me out. β
After a while, Rose replied, "The pointer is pointing in the direction of the cliff." You should already be under the cliff. β
"But I can't see the cliff!"
"It's probably too far away, and you may be sent to a far away location!"
I agreed, "Teleportation is clearly interfering. I just wanted to pass a few meters, but I actually got here. β
The eagle suddenly said to the rose, "Don't you have that thing to summon your lover back?" β
Rose shook her head: "This thing requires a maximum of once every three days, and the number of times doesn't add up!"
And I think it's better to let Ziri go around there by herself now! Maybe he can find a way to come back and pick us up, better than being stuck here together, okay? β
I also said, "In this case, I'll go alone for a while, if I find a way, it's best, but if it doesn't work, we'll find another way." β
"That's all there is to it. Then we'll find another way, you go first. β
"Wait! Help me look at the next direction first. "As I spoke, I summoned Xiao Chun and asked her to shoot a red pillar of light into the sky." Can you see my pillar of light? β
"Invisible!"
"Isn't it? Are we so far away? β
The red pillar of light should be very conspicuous, with the visibility of the sky, they should be able to see this pillar of light dozens of kilometers away, but they can't see it, was I sent hundreds of kilometers away? That's an exaggeration, isn't it?
"Forget it, I'll figure it out myself!"
It's so depressing! Being rumored to such a ghost place, not only do you not know the location, but you don't even know the direction! I pulled out a high-end compass, which our guild made itself. The system has now removed the system compass from the player, and instead issued a standard compass to everyone, but the store sells beautiful high-end compasses, and those who are willing to pay extra can get some compasses with special features and appearances. Not only is my compass beautifully shaped, but it also comes with a gyroscope that keeps it level even on a boat.
The compass now has no response at all, it doesn't turn no matter how I move it, and apparently there are no magnetic poles here. Raising his left arm, the red light shot from the position of the dragon's eye on the armor created a chaos in the air. Obviously, this hologram display capability is also unusable.
As a last resort, I took out the teleportation ring. The coordinates displayed on the ring are all question marks, and it is clearly out of order.
Summoned a bird and asked him to fly upwards to see if there was any experience in the enchantment, and it turned out that the same as the cliff, it seemed that the space in the real gourd was shrouded in this enchantment. I climbed to the top of the tree and activated the star pupil to magnify something in the distance. But as far as the eye can see, except for trees, trees are trees, and the trees here are terrifying, and everything is blocked.
Reluctantly, he returned to the surface and summoned the rose vine and the pioneer to dive underground, this place is not as calm as the forest above, there are obviously dangerous creatures around, you must be careful. Bai Lang was summoned by me and placed by my side, and his sense of hearing and smell is a very good security system. The steel silver bee flies up and moves too much, and the attack is okay. The defense is not suitable.
Humanoid pets are all of them
Summoned out. First, their current identity is not suitable for being locked up in the phoenix dragon space constantly, and it is indeed not safe for me to be here alone. The dart was held in Ling's hand, and now his speed was also very valuable. As for those large demon pets, the forest is not very suitable for their actions, so only the little dragon girl is summoned. And she is required to remain in human form.
The question of orientation is now the most vexing headache. "Which of you has a way to find your way?" My pets are all high-level creatures, so they should know a little bit about how to go my way.
Ling Dao: "I can summon the dark elves out and ask." β
"That's a good idea." I nodded.
Ling activated a small magic circle. Then with a finger, a cloud of black smoke rose from the ground. Ling's hand flipped over. The smoke slowly drifted onto the palm of her hand. "Little one......!" Ling turned to look at me, "Where are we going?" β
"Ask it how to get to Youming Mountain."
Ling turned his head to Xiao Hei Wu and said, "Does Youming Mountain know how to go?" β
The black smoke immediately turned into an arrow, and we looked over there. "Now we know the direction, move fast, let's go."
Ling flipped his hand, and the smoke slowly drifted to the ground and then disappeared to the ground. We walked together in the direction where the smoke was pointed at the beginning, and when we walked away, the smoke slowly rose to the ground again, and a hole suddenly cracked in the black smoke, like opening a mouth. The sides of the strange mouth curled upwards for a moment, revealing an eerie smile that slowly dissipated.
"Master." Ling walked beside me and whispered.
"What's the matter?"
Ling whispered, "I feel that something is wrong here. β
"What's wrong?"
"I can't say, it just feels like there's something wrong!"
Xiao Chun also leaned over when he heard it and said, "Do you also feel that something is wrong?" β
I looked at Xiao Chun in surprise: "Do you feel it too?" β
Xiao Chun nodded. "And I had a strong feeling that something seemed to be circling around us all the time."
This was the first time that Xiao He and Ling had the same point of view, but this rare unification soon turned into a disagreement again. Xiao Chun said that something is following us, and Ling must say that it is a force that is following us, not an entity.
It was normal for the two of them to quarrel, but today the situation is more special. Xiao Chun and Ling found an abnormality, but other demon pets didn't feel it at all, and the strange thing was that the two of them used to quarrel and stop arguing, but this time the more noisy they were, the more they got worse.
Seeing that the two of them were arguing more and more, and when they were about to fight, Ling and Xiaochun suddenly read at the same time, "In the name of light (darkness), indicate the location of the peeping eye and detect threats (clear and pure eyes)!" The two of them completed the spell almost at the same time, and the two auras, one black and one white, spread out at the same time, as if a strong wind was blowing in the forest.
"Over there." Chili suddenly screamed.
"There's one over there." Jingjing also screamed.
When the two auras spread out, they each removed some of the invisible effects of the monsters, and only now did we realize that the surroundings were already full of all kinds of strange things.
Amenis suddenly condensed a ball of light in the palm of his hand and threw it into the sky: "True Realm! "I thought that the two auras had detected all the monsters, but Amenes' magic unexpectedly discovered new monsters. Anyway, Amenes is also a goddess of illusions, although she is not alert at first, but once she uses a spell, the effect is much better than other people's observation techniques.
Just now we were just surrounded by a circle of monsters, and this ball of light went up to the sky. The monsters displayed around can be described as almost countless, and even worse, none of them are the same, and they are ugly one by one.
"These are supposed to be little monsters used to tempt." Xiaolongnu made such a conclusion. "Because youkai that can't transform into human form aren't big youkai."
The monsters stared at us one by one with eyes of various colors, grinning and drooling in various colors, and the scene was extremely disgusting.
The little dragon girl suddenly sealed her hands: "Dragon Curse!" A golden aura spread out like lightning around the little dragon girl, and all the youkai broke in two without reacting, and then turned into black steam and disappeared into the air.
At this time, four people, or human-looking creatures, were standing in the woods on the far left.
Let's call them human beings for now. Three men and one woman were among the four. One of the three men was dressed in a black ground robe. The body is slender and looks very wild, and there is a shocking scar on the slightly white face, which not only does not destroy the beauty but also looks more characterful. Opposite the black-robed man was a strong man with a height of nearly two meters. The big shoulders and round waist look like a power type. The man standing to the left of the black-robed man was an old man with a white beard and white eyebrows who looked like a fairy. But. If you pay attention to the old man's hands, you can be sure that he is definitely not a god, because there will be no god holding a skull in his hand.
The only woman of the four wore a tight-fitting red leather coat (don't think of shiny leather. I'm talking about animal skins), a leather cloak tied entirely with a rope that accentuates her fiery stature and shows that she is powerful. The woman's head was long black and shiny shawl hair, and her delicate face seemed to have some evil spirit in addition to its beauty.
At this time, the old fairy-like guy was dragging the skull, and the green light from the eyes of the skull formed an image of the four of them, and the scene of the image was us who had just finished the battle.
The woman looked at the image and exclaimed: "All destroyed? β
The old man added: "And just one move." β
The black-robed man said in an emotionless voice: "This is a high-level divine dragon, and at least the level of a small heavenly dragon. β
The macho man also said: "The little brother who passed just now used almost all the stealth methods, and he was actually seen without leaving any of them, it seems that their reconnaissance ability is very strong." β
The black robe nodded: "This dinner is not very delicious!" β
The woman laughed sewitchingly: "Let me try the beauty trick, right?" β
"Didn't you see it was a woman?" The macho man said to the woman.
Before the woman could answer, the old man next to her said first: "It's you who have lost your eyes, this is a handle!" β
"How can there be such a beautiful man?" Macho clearly didn't believe it.
The black robe also said: "Don't be forceful, he is really a man." β
The woman licked her lips and said, "Such a cute handsome man, I must squeeze him dry!" β
The black robe still said without emotion: "Beware that he squeezed you dry first." This guy has Western vampire blood. β
The woman smiled and said, "What a vampire is, as long as it's not the first generation, I don't care." She looked at the other three as she spoke. You take care of the women around him, and I'll take care of the men. β
"Why are people gone?" The old man suddenly noticed that the man in the illusion projected by the skeleton was gone.
"Here." A voice suddenly appeared above the four people diagonally and startled them, but none of them were easy to deal with, and they all turned into four black gases in a flash and ran into the distance.
"Where to run!" The little dragon girl suddenly raised her hand and popped out a ball of light, and the black gas flying at the back suddenly turned into the old man. He formed a strange circle in front of him, and after the ball of light hit the circle, it actually pierced through as if it had been absorbed. The old man solved the ball of light, and immediately turned into black gas and began to escape.
I raised my right hand and pointed forward: "Soul Chasing Arrow!" β
With a bang, a soul-chasing arrow flew out. It deftly dodged the trees and plunged into the last cloud of black gas, and the black gas was chased and had no choice but to show itself again, but this time he was fooled.
Almost at the same time as he appeared, a huge circle appeared under his feet, and the circle directly shone with golden light to form a hemisphere. The old man hit and hit the light mask. But I just can't get out.
"Humph! Did you also hit my Earth Taiji Soul Locking Array? "I stood outside the hood and looked at the old man.
My demon pets also came around, we don't plan to chase those three back, it will be almost enough to catch one, I know how many pounds and taels I have, and four of them are looking for death if they catch them together. I deliberately appeared out of nowhere, took advantage of the momentum to scare them into escaping, and then grabbed the last one. This is the same as a lions catching wildebeests, scaring the wildebeest herd away. Then attack the weakest individual.
The old man was thrashing desperately inside. But it just can't be opened. I was smiling proudly outside, but the old man was getting more and more fierce. I was going to wait until he was bored before arresting him, but he suddenly stopped. I thought he was going to negotiate, but suddenly his eyes flashed red. The body suddenly began to grow larger.
The little dragon woman shouted, "Hurry back, he's going to show his original form!" β
The old guy lost his appearance in the blink of an eye. The clothes on his body disappeared as black fur appeared on his body, and his body grew in size even further. Quickly fill this soul locking array. The old man's body grew even larger, and the magic circle composed of light suddenly exploded like glass, and countless fragments of light scattered and flew apart.
"Ahh Rat! Chun screamed.
This old man is actually a rat spirit, and he is a water rat with a black body. Since this guy is a rat spirit, of course, the things that become sperm can't be measured by the previous standards. The water rat in front of him was lying there more than seven meters tall, not counting the tail and more than ten meters long, its black fur was shining with oil, and its flesh-colored hairless tail was swinging around behind it like a disgusting snake. The blood-red eyes and long rat teeth looked terrifying.
"Don't think we're afraid of you if you are in your original form." I said to the little dragon girl: "Deal with him in his original form, the dragon can't beat the mouse!" β
The little dragon girl said with a difficult face: "I'm not a god cat!" Shenlong doesn't care about catching mice! β
"Redthorn helps!" The little dragon girl was reluctant to catch the mouse, so she simply summoned the Gu King.
The Gu King is a scorpion, and the rat is also in the scorpion's recipe, and I think the red thorn should be able to deal with him.
The red thorn rarely came out to move after being subdued, but as soon as he came out today, he began to move his muscles and bones, and as soon as his body turned, a large number of trees fell to the ground, and then he lit up a giant tong more than seven meters long in front of him, and the scarlet poison needle behind the tail that was more than ten meters high also flashed with terrifying light. In terms of volume, Red Thorn is about to be four or five times larger than this big mouse, and the advantage of size and attributes just restrain the opponent, Red Thorn should be able to win easily.
Just when the red thorn was finished and was about to go up and fight the rat spirit for 300 rounds to get some appreciation, a mutation happened. The rat spirit suddenly fell on all fours, turned in place, and pointed its butt at us. While I suspected that the rat spirit was planning to attack us with chemical weapons, he suddenly spread his legs and ran away at unimaginable speed, leaving a huge passage in the forest made of fallen trees.
We all froze there, and we didn't understand what was going on until the smoke cleared.
The most frustrating thing is the Red Thorn, who finally came out to show off his skills, but as soon as he appeared on the enemy, he ran away with lightning speed.
"This ......! Ahem! That one......! Let's head towards Youming Mountain first! "Really, this damn rat spirit runs faster than a rabbit!
In the distance in the Youming Mountain, the three guys had already arrived, and then a strong wind blew, and a big water rat suddenly jumped next to the three of them and turned into the image of an old man. "Whew! Scared the hell out of me! The old man patted his heart and said: "That guy actually has a scorpion spirit under him, and he runs fast against me, otherwise this old bone will have to be confessed here!" β
"Scorpions?" The muscular hunk asked, "One of the women next to that guy is a scorpion spirit?" β
The old man gasped and said, "It's not those women, it's summoned." That man looks like a professional beast mage! β
When the woman heard this, she became energetic, and grabbed the old man's collar with both hands and lifted him up.
"What, that man is a beast exorcist? Are you sure? β
The old man nodded desperately: "I'm sure, can you put me down first?" β
The macho man asked, "He's a beast exorcist mage, why are you so excited?" β
The woman licked her lips and said, "After eating the beast exorcist mage, you can absorb all the mana of his control, that's a perfect tonic pill!" The more he controls, the better the absorption. And his profession can be passed on, and if I suck him dry, I can have his abilities. Hahahaha!
80,000 years! I can finally get out of here! β
The black robe next to him said in a cold voice: "Calm down first." Although that guy has extraordinary energy, you have to defeat him first! β
The old man also said: "I don't dare to fight with the scorpion anyway, that guy is my natural enemy!" Sting and it's over! β
The macho man next to him immediately said, "It's okay, there is me!" When the time comes, I'll smash that scorpion essence into scorpion mud for you! β
"Water deficiency, you are timid." The woman said to the old man.
"I'm a mouse, and it's right to be timid."
The black robe said to the macho man: "I'm afraid it's not that simple!" β
The macho man is very simple: "I'm not afraid of scorpions!" β
"But there's no exorcist with just one monster!" He paused and said, "Besides, this guy is not an ordinary character. β
"How do you know he's not an average character?"
"What is this Qiankun gourd? Did anyone come in? Besides, Shui Xuan is indeed timid, but he is not stupid. That demon scorpion is probably not an ordinary scorpion, is it? β
The eyes of the macho man and the woman immediately focused on the rat spirit, and the rat spirit nodded: "It is indeed not an ordinary scorpion. Although the scorpion is a rat ground enemy. But I'm not your average rat either.
The scorpion's whole body was bright red and glowing green. Obviously, the poison is not shallow, and that guy was trained with Gu techniques. β
"What? Could it be that the scorpion is a demon Gu? β
The rat spirit nodded and said, "It's definitely a demon Gu, and it's a very rare breed, it seems that the cultivators have collected a lot of very rare things and put them in." This is definitely the best demon Gu. β
The woman pondered and said, "Demon Gu, this evil sect, we don't dare to touch it, this guy actually dares to practice such a high-level demon Gu." And it worked. No wonder it would have been put into this gourd. β
The macho man immediately said: "So that little white face ......!" Qionglin, what are you staring at me, I say you every time! I know you're white too. But ......"
The woman blocked her eyes in the black robe: "Qionglin, it's not that you don't know that Bi Tuo is talking without a mouth, don't carry it with him!" Saying that, he said to the macho man, "You continue." β
The macho man continued: "In this way, that guy should have been persecuted by the Heavenly Court like us, so he was pretended. β
"So this is a demon in the passage?" The old man asked.
The black robe said: "Although it is not necessarily the same way, I think it should be wooed." β
"Why?" The woman asked.
"Because we can't beat him." The black-robed dialect made several people silent.
After a while, the woman said indignantly: "It's all the right protector, it's okay for us to rush through this energy-absorbing enchantment above our heads, as a result, we don't even have one percent of the original strength now, if we don't rush this enchantment, even if our strength drops now, we won't fall to the point of running away when we see this kind of small character!" β
The macho man asked, "What if we run into them again?" β
Let's rewind the camera a little bit, and while the youkai discuss things, I'm also in the forest talking to my pets, "If we meet those four guys again, you must not do anything." These guys were all four-holy beast-level monsters at the beginning, and even if this gourd consumed their strength, they were still very dangerous. Erlang God said that if we collectively beat one of them, the chance of winning is more than seventy percent, but now that the number of space gates has run out, Scotts and they can't come out for the time being, and the odds of winning with one of them are estimated to be no more than fifty percent, so the danger of fighting is too great. β
Lingling asked, "So what are we going to do?" β
"Negotiation." I shouted at the same time as the black robe.
I said to the pets, "Although the strength of these monsters has decreased, they are still very dangerous, but fortunately, they are all high-level monsters. The stronger they are, the more they are afraid of death, and they must know that even if they destroy us, they themselves will suffer great losses, so it is feasible for us to negotiate. β
The black robe was also saying to the other three monsters, "Although that guy is far less powerful than we used to be.
However, our current strength is too reluctant to defeat him, and we can't even get into it. However, beast exorcists are afraid of death, and he manipulates monsters to fight because he is afraid of death.
These monsters are not ordinary, not to mention that there is a small dragon among them, if he dies, he will definitely be very distressed.
Even if he wins, it will definitely be very miserable, so there is still a great possibility that we can negotiate with each other. β
"Then we'll negotiate with them now?" Macho and Lingling asked at the same time. Of course. They weren't asking a single person.
I said to Lingling: "This is the territory of monsters, we are not familiar with taekwon, I am afraid it will not be easy to find them." We still went as planned, and we would consider negotiating in case we ran into them again. If you can't touch it, forget it. β
The black robe said to the macho man: "How can we say that we are also the four ancient demons, how can we take the initiative to go to them and ask for negotiations!" We're going to wait here. If they pass through here and run into us again, we'll negotiate. If you can't touch it, forget it. We don't have to ask them to join us anyway! β
After these two conversations, the youkai began to rest in the mountains, and we continued to approach Yuming Mountain.
I thought that after scaring away the four bosses, we could safely walk all the way to Youming Mountain, but this was not the case. I shepherded the red thorns in extreme depression and the white waves and darts in extreme boredom, and then walked with everyone for a long time before suddenly there was a situation.
"Did you hear anything?" Jingjing suddenly asked Lingling.
Lingling paused for a moment and then pushed Xiaochun again: "Sister Chun, did you hear someone's voice?" "Since having a body, everyone's status has begun to approach each other, and Jingjing and Lingling no longer call Xiaochun Her Royal Highness the goddess, but call Sister Chun instead.
Xiao Chun listened for a long time and said, "It seems that there is some sound." β
"Is there a sound?" Amenes listened to their conversation. "It looks like there's some kind of sound. Isn't it possible that those guys are back? β
"Who's back?" I've finally noticed the chatter of the pets.
Xiao Chun pointed in one direction: "It seems that someone is shouting something over there." β
The chili pepper suddenly burst out coldly. "It's a woman's voice shouting for help, I heard it a few minutes ago."
"What? Someone shouted for help, why didn't you say it earlier? "Xiao Chun is still the type of love broadly.
Chili said: "Because the voice didn't seem to be in a hurry, as if she was still trying to make it sweeter, I didn't think she was in a hurry to ask someone else to save her, so I didn't tell you." β
Dizzy! Is this clearly a youkai shouting? Do you think I'm a Tang monk? Although I look white and tender like Tang Seng, I am not Tang Seng. "Leave her alone, the man is hanging his throat."
"Oh! It turned out to be a hanging voice! Chili nodded, but Xiaochun and Ling next to him understood what I meant. After all, chili peppers are still relatively simple, not as sleek as Ling and Xiaochun.
After we had walked some distance, Pepper suddenly said, "It's strange that the man with the hanging voice suddenly ran from behind us to the front." β
"It's okay, people are exercising and hanging their throats. Exercise can increase lung capacity and is helpful for singing. β
"Understood."
This damn youkai, let's see that we don't care about her, she actually ran to the front and shouted. I still don't care about her, see what she does.
After walking for a while, the voice reappeared, and this time closely. We walked over twice, and the youkai probably thought we didn't hear her cries for help, so he moved closer.
But we didn't hear it, we didn't want to care, so we walked over anyway.
Seeing us stepping on it for the third time, this monster said angrily: "It's really unlucky to meet a group of deaf people!" β
So, it wasn't long before we yokai appeared for the fourth time, and this time on the road ahead of us. The monster thought to himself, "Aren't you deaf and can't hear?" I'm standing in the middle of the road, you're not blind, are you? β
When Chili saw the monster, he immediately said, "The person who hung his throat just now ran in front of us again." β
When the youkai saw us, he started crying and calling for help. It's a pity that the tearful skills are not actors!
Pepper asked again, "She seems to be shouting for help!" β
I said to her, "Don't worry about her, she's practicing acting." β
"Oh!"
So we passed by again.
Seeing that we had walked over again, the youkai angrily loosened the rope that bound him, and then took out the book and threw it on the ground. "Humph! What "Guide to Tricking Humans" is fake, it doesn't work at all! This kind of broken book also sells two units of demon power and one copy, what a profiteer! "Think she's picked up the book again." No way. If you throw it away, you will lose it, and you have to take it back and return it! β
I summoned back the ground crystal beetle that I had just thrown on the big tree next to the youkai, and my stomach hurt from laughing.
The yokai here are so cute! It seems that isolated social groups seem to be more likely to evolve more specific social forms! Qiankun gourd has sealed these monsters for too many years, and the social form of these monsters has completely changed, and they are very different from the monsters outside. Of course, some of the old immortal monsters, such as the four just now, still retain their previous memories.
So it's relatively "normal".
My guild channel suddenly rang. Rose's voice appears in the channel. "Husband, we found another way, but we don't know where it leads, now let's go in first. We'll let you know if we're sure we've found the right one. β
"Yes, good land."
I just cut off the chat channel. Suddenly more than a dozen humanoid monsters jumped out of the forest in front of them, and they all covered their faces. Just as I was stunned, one of the monsters suddenly spoke: "I opened this way." This......! He suddenly froze, but a little monster next to him immediately opened a book and held it up next to him. The monster squinted at it for a moment and then continued, "I planted this tree, and I want to live from now on...... Don't shake it, you kid! Hold on! β¦β¦ If you want to stay ...... forever," he paused for a long time, knocking on the monster holding the book. "Stupid, turn the page!"
The beaten goblin hurriedly began to turn the page.
The monster looked at it for a moment and said, "If you want to stay forever...... The main point in the process is not to be seen by the other party, so as to prevent the other party from retaliating afterwards...... What kind of mess is this? He knocked on the little monster with the book again: "Stupid manipulation! β
"Huh?" The little monster was surprised to take the book to him and read it, then quickly flipped back and handed it over again.
The big monster angrily snatched the book, kicked the little monster aside, and turned it back with the book himself. "Yes! β¦β¦ I didn't count it just now, but now I'll do it again. He looked at it for a long time before he said: "I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, you want to stay and buy road money!" β
"Poof! Ahahahaha! ...... "I can't hold it back!" Can't hold it back! These monsters are so funny, even if the scholar robs them, he actually takes a book. What makes me even more unbearable is that the name printed on the back of the book is actually "How to Be a Good Robber - A Biography of the Dumb King of Thieves (Hardcover Edition)".
The demon pets and I couldn't hold it back, and they laughed back and forth.
The monster saw us laughing and shouted angrily: "What are you laughing at, it's robbery now." The men and women on the left side all squatted with their heads in their hands, and squatted in the middle of the unclear! β
Of course, we couldn't stop hearing this, and the result was that the more we laughed, the harder we laughed.
When the monster saw that we didn't listen to him, he immediately picked up the book again, read it for a few seconds, and then put the knife in his hand under his arm and turned it up. While flipping through it, he read it out in a low voice: "When the robbed party does not cooperate with the robbery process, the methods that can be used are: A, **All the robbed parties." The parentheses are used when the other party is more powerful or when there are a large number of people; B. Verbal threat brackets are not very effective, but they are safe. c. Kill chickens and police monkeys, and select those who look bullying from the robbed party to attack in order to intimidate other robbed parties. Brackets, this method cannot be used continuously, and weak targets can be killed if necessary to achieve a deterrent effect. β
"Who made this book? Why is it so messy? "I stood next to the youkai and looked at the book.
The monster said while looking at the book: "That's it, I didn't memorize it all night." He suddenly remembered that something was wrong, and when he looked up and saw me standing next to him reading a book, he quickly threw the book to the monster behind him. Why did you get here? Go back there and squat, and if you don't obey, I'll cut you with a knife. Kindness? Knife? Where's my knife? "He spun around several times." Where's my knife?
Who saw my knife? β
I pointed to his arm. "You're holding it yourself!"
"Oh!" He quickly pulled out the knife and drew at me: "You hurry up and go back to squat." β
"My legs are uncomfortable, and I can't stand up when I squat."
"Then stand." Has this monster studied the Geneva Conventions? It will be good to take the captives.
"Is it okay to sit?"
"You can just go over anyway." The youkai can't help but be annoyed by me.
I went back to the middle of the pets and the rose vine grew out of the ground in the shape of a stool for us to sit down, I wanted to see what these cute yokai were up to.
The monster boss took the book back and flipped it up. "After controlling the robbed party." He flipped the page. "You should first ask the other party's origin, and further ask about the other party's net worth. After that, decide which plan to use according to the other party's situation. In parentheses, the details are at the end of the page. He flipped to the end of the book again, but this time he didn't.
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