Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Village
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After reading for a while, he walked up to us with a book in one hand and a knife in the other. "Where are you from?"
"Outside the gourd." I was very cooperative in answering questions.
"Outside the gourd?" The monster immediately took the book and read it for a long time. "This ...... What is the economic level outside the gourd? ”
"Economic level?" I didn't expect youkai to have such a problem.
The little demon next to me thought that I didn't understand what the economic level was, so he interjected: "I just asked you if the place where you live is poor or rich?" ”
"Where are we?" I thought for a moment: "We don't seem to be poor or rich over there. ”
"What do you mean by not being poor and not rich?" Youkai were confused by my answer.
"That's right. Our side is far from the rich places. ”
The monster immediately said in disappointment, "So you are poor?" ”
"But we're richer than the poorer!"
After listening to my answer, the monster boss took the book and muttered quietly while looking up and down for something: "Not poor, not rich, not poor, not rich, strange, why can't I find it!" ”
The little monster next to him also said: "Boss, it's probably in the back, you look back!" ”
The monster who took the lead turned the page suspiciously, continued to read for a while, and then suddenly shouted:
"Ahh Got it. Ha ha! If the other party is not rich or poor in economic conditions, the following methods should be used. First of all. "He seemed to have read the end of the page and turned another page, but after turning it, he looked at it for a long time and turned it back, and then he began to turn back and forth, and after a long time he suddenly screamed." Depend on! What's going on? ”
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" The three second-in-command monsters next to him leaned over and looked.
"Damn, what's going on?" The second-in-command who gathered around snatched the book and flipped through it, as if looking for something.
I saw that they were discussing it very hotly, so I got over it. At this time, I heard the monster holding the book say, "It's strange! How can it not be connected! ”
"Can't catch it? Let me see. "I took the book. The monsters seemed to be distressed, and no one paid attention to me as I took the book. A casual flip through it and I understood what was going on.
The book is clearly missing a page. "Looks like it's missing pages!"
"Missing pages?" Several of the leading youkai leaned over and gathered around me.
I pointed out to them and looked at the corners of the page: "Look, the page number here is 279, and the reverse side should be 280, but you see." "I flipped through the book." It's 282 written here, and it's obvious that two pages are missing. ”
"It's really missing two pages!" There were youkai next to him who were surprised to flip through the books.
"How can you say that this good book has missed pages?" The monster leader asked depressedly.
"It looks like piracy!" I looked at the tattered cover.
"What? Piracy? The leader of the monsters took the book and read it for a long time, and then shouted to the monsters behind him: "Eight, you come here." ”
"Boss!" A little youkai ran over.
Another deputy leader next to him went up and gave him a shudder. "Where did you kid buy land?"
The little demon trembled and said, "Yes...... It is to buy land from the weasel spirit. ”
"What? You bought it from a weasel? The deputy leader said, "Didn't you buy it from the Pokemon?" Why buy from Weasel? ”
"Cause...... Because weasel sells there...... Sell cheaper! ”
"Cheaper? How much cheaper? ”
"It's half as cheap. All you need is 3 demon powers. ”
"That's not right! Didn't I give you 15 demon powers? "The leader has noticed that something is not quite right." What about the rest? ”
"That! Leftovers...... I'll ...... the rest. ...... by me I'm ......! ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"I bought this!" The little monster handed over another book.
The leader took it and looked at it, and immediately burst into a rage. Throw the book away, chase the little monsters, and run around the monster group. "I'll beat you to death if you don't learn well! If you are asked to buy books, you are greedy, and you actually use the money of corruption to buy pornographic books, and if you don't peel you off today, I'm afraid you still won't remember. ”
"Old man, I won't dare next time! Spare me! Ah! Hurt...... Yes! Stop it...... Old man...... Oops, hey...... Help me! ……”
The scene became extremely chaotic because of this sudden incident, and the leader of the monster chased the little monster and ran around. The other little monsters don't stop them, but I'm afraid it's not good to stop them. The other youkai leaders were working on the so-called pornographic book together, but it seemed to me to look a lot like a veterinary textbook.
After waiting for a long time, they didn't seem to have any intention of ending. So I raised a hand: "That ......!" ”
Hula froze the audience, and several pairs of eyes looked at me together.
"I'm sorry, you go on, you go on." There are still such robbers, admire!
It looked like they weren't going to be over for a while, so I decided to ignore them and walk around with the pets, and none of the dozens of monsters wanted to stop us. The eldest of them was busy teaching the younger brothers, the other younger brothers were arguing, and the adjutant was all reading pornographic books.
Leaving the pile of monsters, Ling was still happily discussing the group of interesting monsters with Xiao Chun, and they burst into laughter from time to time.
"Your relationship is finally harmonious!" I'm right to Xiaochun and Ling.
Hearing my voice, the two of them suddenly reacted to the fact that it was a former enemy who was chatting with them, so the two of them immediately snorted at each other and took three steps back. If I had known, I wouldn't have said it.
As he was walking, a monster suddenly appeared in front of him, and he seemed to be in a hurry. Although this monster has an animal head, some charm can be seen in its eyes, and it seems that it should be a female. She ran past us as if she didn't see us, but didn't take a few steps and fell back again. "May I ask you, have you seen four very tall youkai of my kind passing through here?"
"Yes, I saw it, but there were more than four." This youkai is the same type as the youkai who robbed just now.
"It's not 4 to take the lead. And a lot of smaller ones in the back? ”
"That's it. They were over there...... "Before I could finish speaking, the she-youkai was gone, so fast that it left only a whirlwind."
After the she-youkai left, we continued to walk for a while, and the nearby youkai began to grow more and more, and this place was obviously not an ordinary place. After walking on guard for a while, a clearing suddenly appeared in the forest. It's not that there are no plants here, but it's clearly cut down. There are villages in this wood, and they are quite large, not inferior to some of our cities.
Although there is a village here, there are no people at all. It's not that it's an open space. On the contrary, it is very lively, but there are no humans. The village in front of us is being surrounded by a large number of strange monsters at this time, and it is completely a monster city.
We were in a daze, when a familiar voice suddenly came from behind us. "Wife, I don't dare! Oops! Tap. Ears are falling out! ”
I saw that the female monster who rushed past us just now was dragging the old earth ear of the monster thief just now with one hand, and the female monster had an angry face. The head of the youkai was full of pain, and it seemed that his ears were really hurting.
Behind the two of them were the little monsters just now. Now they were bowing their heads one by one, and the deputy leaders were cautiously following behind the she-youkai with a rather dejected expression.
The she-youkai was still teaching the leader a lesson as she walked, "Dare you disobey me?" It's long-lasting, isn't it? ”
"Don't dare, don't dare! Wife, I was wrong, you are angry! Alas, ......! ”
"Dare to quibble?"
"It's really not a quibble, I'm telling the truth, I don't believe you ask the second, third, and fourth, they can all testify." Hearing this, the three deputy leaders in the back hurriedly nodded like pounded garlic.
The she-youkai doesn't eat this set at all. "Don't nod your head, it's your share too, no one can run away. I'll clean you up one by one when I go back. ”
Hearing this, the three deputy leaders immediately shrank their heads like quails and stopped squeaking.
The leader of the monsters was dragged to our side, and he suddenly saw us and pointed at us as if he had found a savior, saying, "By the way, they were there just now, they can testify." ”
The she-youkai looked at us. "A few of you are foreign monsters, aren't you?"
"Sort of!" I'm not a monster in the Qiankun gourd, of course, I should be out of town. Besides, I'm not a monster!
The leader of the monsters covered his ears with one hand and waved desperately at us with the other: "Explain it to me!" That pornographic book is really not mine, it's all the fault of the eight. That kid stained our magic power to buy the robbery guide, and then bought the pornographic book. Prove it for me! ”
The female monster slammed her hand: "Don't think about confession!" ”
"Ah......h Ear...... Ears are falling out...... Tap ......! ”
The she-youkai looked at us and said, "Is everything he said true?" ”
"It should be!" I nodded, "At least that's what I saw." ”
The she-youkai suddenly closed her eyes and sniffed hard: "It's such a strong dark power." What are you? ”
"I don't think you know." Depend on! How do I answer this kind of question?
"I'm the law here, and I want to know now." The female youkai seems to be very fierce.
I didn't bother to talk to her, so I turned around and walked back into the village.
"What am I asking of you? Answer quickly! The she-youkai shouted.
I didn't look back at all, and Pepper walked over and looked at the woman. "The master doesn't want you to disturb her, understand?"
"You're ......!" The she-you-monster didn't finish speaking, as if she had suddenly been hit by a five-ton truck, and flew out as well, taking the leader out by the way.
"What are you doing?" The deputy leaders immediately gathered around at this time, but they immediately found themselves unable to walk, because they were floating with their feet off the ground.
Chili's arms spread slightly, and her body immediately rose and floated to a height with the three deputy leaders. The master didn't want to get into trouble, so he nodded if he understood.
Three monsters magically headed, and then they immediately lost their restraints and fell to the ground. Pepper withdrew her hands and slowly fell back to the ground, then turned around and ran after us.
Ling and I have already walked to the village, and the monsters here seem to have no yokai characteristics at all, they form a society like people, and they are multi-ethnic. In addition to the peculiar shape, this is simply an ordinary small village.
"Do you need a guide?" A youkai with multiple heads walked up in front of us.
"Wizard?"
"Yes, I'm a Baijie Bug Demon, and the terrain here is not as familiar to me as that monster.
At first glance, you are from other places, the terrain here is easy to get lost, with me taking you to reach your destination quickly and safely. ”
"What about the fees?" I do need a guide now.
"It depends on where you want to go." The self-proclaimed guide said, "Different places have different dangers. After you tell me your destination, you can design a few routes according to your local requirements. It's up to you to finalize it, and then I'll tell you the price according to the route you've determined. ”
"We want to go to ......!"
"You can't go anywhere." The she-youkai is back, and this time it's followed by a lot of youkai. But one thing is very strange, this time there is a simple sedan chair behind the female monster. On the sedan chair sat a woman with a fat floor like a pig. I'm not sure of her race, it looks like she's no different from humans. It's just that the fat is disproportionate, but there should be no one in this gourd. So I guess it's a pig demon or something.
"Chief Chief!" The would-be guide shook like a sieve when he saw the woman being carried. "I'm sorry...... I really didn't know these people were your enemies, I ......! ”
Just now, the female monster waved her hand to stop this guy's chatter. "The chief isn't here to look for you, get out of the way."
The guide hurriedly bowed and flashed to the side, and the other youkai had already run away to watch.
"He's the arrogant guy?" The super meat ball sitting on the sedan chair asked the female monster next to him.
The female monster immediately nodded and said, "It's them, just now, not only deliberately disrupting the order here, but also trying to murder me, a law enforcement officer." ”
The fat monster with a ball of flesh looked at me. "Is she telling the truth?"
"Which part do you say?"
"Disrupting social order."
"This is a rebellion."
The female monster immediately defended, "He still wants to kill me." ”
Meatball asked again, "What about you saying you attempted to murder a law enforcement officer?" ”
The half-moon behind me suddenly flew up, then turned into an erect posture and suddenly flew towards the female youkai like lightning. With a bang, the female monster was symmetrically split in two from the middle.
"Now it's a fact." After I finished speaking, the female monster's body fell to both sides.
The youkai around Meatball all stared at the boss who had been split in two, and she shrunk into a jackal immediately after being cut open, and of course, it was still in half.
Neiqiu suddenly opened its mouth, a silk thread flew out, and the little dragon girl suddenly stood in front of me.
"Dragon Domain." The silk thread flew halfway and suddenly fell to the ground.
The meat ball was obviously quite surprised. "You're a dragon girl?"
There was a lot of chatter.
"She's the Dragon Maiden?" An older demon said in disbelief.
"What is the Dragon Lady?" The little demon next to him asked.
"A legendary monster that is very powerful." The old youkai replied.
"Isn't it amazing?" The little monster doesn't seem to understand what a dragon girl is.
"Of course!" The old monster looked like a memory: "I think about my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's ...... Grandfather...... How many have I said? ”
"I don't know."
"Forget it, anyway, it's a big old thing, and it's been passed down from generation to generation from my grandfather's place. At that time, we youkai seemed to live in the outside world. ”
"The outside world?" The little monster looked confused.
"I don't know the exact content, but it means that this place where we live is not actually the whole world, and there is a world outside here that is much, much bigger than here. There are a lot of youkai there, and there are also some people and gods. ”
"People. People I know. The little monster said excitedly: "I have eaten human flesh once before, and the taste is really ...... No words! It's a pity that I heard that it fell in from the outside, something that has not happened in a hundred years, and I really want to taste it again! ”
The old monster said: "The outside world is not like us here, we are all monsters here, it is rare that only one or two people fall in, and whoever picks it up will be lucky." The outside world is full of people, and it can be said that you can catch a lot of them casually. ”
"Isn't that a happy death?" The little monsters' eyes were full of little stars.
"Wrong." The old monster said matter-of-factly: "The people outside are not very delicious. There are also many mythical beasts out there. In addition, there are many immortals, and they are all very powerful. It's a hard time, but it's safer. ”
"I, Lenin, can go out and break in." The little monster is really more energetic.
The monster next to him asked, "You haven't told you what the dragon girl is?" ”
"The dragon is a mythical beast, and the dragon girl is the female dragon."
"Is the Divine Beast very powerful?"
"Awesome? Let's get the shot! We don't have enough land in one village and one piece of land. ”
The surrounding monsters were all frightened when they heard what this old monster said. The old youkai hadn't actually seen a dragon either. His knowledge is all heard, and what he just said is obviously exaggerated. After all, it's been isolated from the outside for a long time. Most of the youkai are no match for dragons, and they will definitely describe dragons as powerful. After a long time, the dragon became a legendary and powerful divine beast, and then it became more and more wrong, and it was exaggerated anyway.
I know that the little dragon girl is not strong enough to destroy all the monsters here at once, and the monsters in these villages are not the miscellaneous soldiers who were assigned by those four guys to test us in the first place. But I know that these monsters don't know what the strength of the little dragon girl is, and they all hide behind the meat ball monster in a panic.
I smiled and said, "Since you know how powerful the dragon girl is, you dare to trouble us?" ”
Everyone shook their heads together to show that they didn't dare, and even the meat ball got off the sedan chair and stood on the ground and shook its head.
I said loudly and arrogantly, "Don't be afraid! Can you mention any objections? Who wants to stand up with our theories. ”
The monsters took three steps back in a very neat way.
I walked up to the leader of the monsters who wanted to rob us at the beginning and patted him on the shoulder: "Yes, I am very courageous, knowing that there is a strong man of the level of the Dragon Maiden on our side, and he dares to stand up against us." ”
"Huh? I? The guy pointed to his nose in surprise, and then he suddenly reacted and looked left and right only to realize that the entire village except him had all taken three steps back. Everyone else retreated and stood up, but from the front, of course, he stood up. "No, I ...... It's true...... So what...... I! ”
"No need to explain, are you brave!" I suddenly remembered that it was his wife who had just been cleaved by me. "Oh! By the way, it turned out that it was because I split her, and you came to take revenge, right? ”
"No...... Be...... I...... That one...... It's true...... Yes...... I ......" He suddenly knelt down and hugged my leg and cried: "I am crowned! ”
"What's your crown?" This guy's table is too exaggerated, right?
"Actually...... In fact, I was robbed by her! ”
"Huh? What is the princess? ”
"It's the person who was robbed by a female thief to be a husband in the mountain!"
No way! Mrs. Zhai has heard of it, and the princess of the village? What's going on? "You don't have much credibility for what you say!"
"I have a demon certificate!"
"Demon evidence? Oh! The youkai that provides the proof, right? Where? ”
"Here!" The three deputy leaders gathered around and knelt down and wept. "You're going to call the shots for us!"
Dizzy! I'm not here to handle the case, and I'm still in charge? "You three are his brothers, aren't they? You're his relatives, so of course help him lie. ”
"No, it's not." The big leader suddenly turned into a gray male, followed by three other leaders, one into a black panther, one into a leopard, and one into a goat.
They showed themselves and soon returned. The leader said: "You see, we are not a kind of relationship at all. ”
"And you called each other brothers and sisters in the beginning?"
"That's in the order we were tied in." The big boss said: "I was the first to come in, so I was the boss, and then the second child was also tied up by the female bandit leader, and then she liked the new and hated the old and tied up the third." ”
I pointed to the fourth: "Aren't you also kidnapped?" ”
The fourth child hurriedly shook his head: "I'm not, I'm the son of a helper in the village, and then the leader saw that I was handsome, so he had a bad idea and tied me up and arrested me in the cave room, and then I was given by her...... Woowoowoo......"
The sweat is down! It's rare for a monster to be a bandit, and it's a female bandit, but she's still a pervert, and she even engages in polyandry and robs so many people...... Pressing the village is fair. And they also robbed the people...... Folk men, spoiling other people's young men.
"Blah blah. If she is the leader, why did you lead the team out to rob? And who is this meat ball? ”
"We're not going to rob, we're trying to escape, we're just robbing you to get some entanglement. This is the chief boss of the thirty-six cottages in this neighborhood, and the evil woman who was killed by you was going to report the situation to her, but she didn't know why she came by herself, so the evil woman returned to the village in advance, and it turned out that we were not in the village and arrested us back. Fortunately, when we left, we said that we were going out to rob, otherwise we would have lost our lives if she asked. ”
"It's really miserable!"
"If only you understood." The old man hurriedly said: "So we are grateful for killing her, let alone revenge, it's too late to thank you!" We have decided to defect in support of you. With that, she stood behind me and huddled with my pets.
The boss actually stood by Ling's side. "What do you call this? In the future, everyone will be colleagues, so let's get to know each other first. Miss is so beautiful! It's more than ten million times more beautiful than that wicked woman, and it's so gentle...... Soft......! ”
His voice grew smaller and quieter as Ling was crossing. Red magic runes flashed on Ling's face, and those black eyes also flashed red, and what was even more terrifying was that the wings behind him gradually stretched out.
"Great Demon?" The ball of meat screamed again. She knows everything, no wonder she can become the chief leader!
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