Chapter 146: Taiwan Variety Show

Seeing that the slinger was slowly reacting under the layers of packs, Li Guanyu tried his best to control it. But I found that the more deliberately controlled, the more restless it became, and it was more rebellious than adolescent boys.

In order to avoid adding another victim of fish addiction who fell under the stick, Li Guanyu endured the ** rolling in the dantian, rushed to the bathroom quickly, opened the canopy and rinsed it from head to toe, causing the restless heart to calm down a little.

Only then did he walk out of the bathroom. Looking at the wet Li Guanyu walking in front of him, Erika Sawajiri was stunned for a moment, and then her cheeks turned crimson. His eyes kept dodging, sometimes staring at Li Guanyu's body, sometimes lowering his head and rubbing his fingers, and the whole person was as nervous, expectant, and cramped as a girl who opened the room for the first time.

After a long time, Erika Sawajiri finally whispered: "Kanyu-kun, you want to ......"

Li Guanyu, who calmed down a little, heard the three words Guanyujun, and immediately reflexively shook the stick again. Since it has been thoroughly wet, the raised mallet on the crotch is very obvious.

Anyone can react more to a moving object than a static object, and Erika Sawajiri is no exception. So she saw the change of Li Guanyu's mallet almost immediately, and suddenly the shyness on her face became stronger, and the two scarlets were almost leaking water.

"Hurry up, I'm afraid I'll sin." Li Guanyu saw that he couldn't suppress the surging tide, so he simply confessed openly.

When Erika Sawajiri heard this, a trace of astonishment crossed her eyes, and after the stunned was an indescribable loss. But in the end, he slowly stood up, and then moved his feet as if he had weighed on a weight of 10,000 catties and slowly walked out.

Five seconds, two steps. The slowness of his pace and the complexity of his expression seem to be making an extremely difficult decision.

"Guanyu-kun, what's wrong with you?" Erika Sawajiri raised her head and asked softly.

The three words Guanyujun couldn't help but make Li Guanyu's slinger a little harder again, and Li Guanyu pulled two handfuls of hair in pain. Then with the last of his senses, he pushed Erika Sawajiri two steps outward, and explained as he pushed: "I think I'm in estrus, you should leave quickly!" ”

Erika Sawajiri was pushed two steps, turned around, raised her head and said to Li Guanyu with a resolute face: "But... Are you able to solve physiological problems on your own? I mean, hand ^ silver is not good ......"

"What do you mean?" Li Guanyu was stunned, and was slightly stunned, and her spine was coldβ€”was she willing to dedicate herself?

Li Guanyu's guess was correct, and Erika Sawajiri quickly gave his guess a positive response: "Yes, I am willing to do anything for my idol." ”

".................." Li Guanyu's throat stirred, he was doing an extremely strong psychological struggle, ** and reason in the heaven and man scuffle.

Erika Kazawajiri didn't give him much time to think about it, and what she wanted most now was to cook the raw rice as soon as possible. So she lowered her head and went to tear Li Guanyu's underwear, her goal was very clear.

Wow!

After the red CK was taken off, the yellow one was exposed again, the barrier was taken off, and Li Guanyu's throwing stick was also hardened.

Wow!

After the yellow CK was taken off, the green one was revealed again, and at this time Li Guanyu was already red-faced.

Wow!

After the green CK was taken off, the cyan one was revealed again, and Li Guanyu's already excited fingers were trembling, and he was making the final sprint to seize control of his body.

Wow!

After the cyan CK was taken off, the blue one was revealed again, and Li Guanyu's mouth was already extremely dry, and at this moment his consciousness was swaying like a butterfly in a raging storm.

Wow!

After the blue CK is removed, the purple one is revealed...... Roar!

Without waiting for Erika Sawajiri to maintain the greatest patience to take off the last orange CK, Li Guanyu had already torn the last barrier like a tiger out of the gate...... Then...... 10,000 words are omitted below...... Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, Ye Ziqing's rainbow series for Li Guanyu completely lost its protective effect in just three minutes.

After the battle, the supper had completely cooled down.

And the two of them were not in the mood for supper, and after a few pleasantries, Li Guanyu sent Erika Sawajiri back to the next room. Then tidy up the rainbow series of underwear and fall asleep...... Early the next morning, Li Guanyu went to do propaganda activities. By the time he returned to the hotel, Erika Sawajiri had already returned to Samoto as if nothing had happened. However, Li Guanyu knew that things would definitely not be so simple, because he knew that he had a few catties and taels to throw a stick.

Early the next morning, Ye Ziqing, who had finished the supply line, came to Hong Kong to meet Li Guanyu.

As soon as they met, Ye Ziqing grabbed Li Guanyu's collar and sniffed it, and then asked 'viciously': "Say, in the three days that I was away, did you steal food?" ”

"......" Li Guanyu was silent, he could not tell the truth, but basically did not tell lies.

"Is there any?" Ye Ziqing's momentum increased by one point, and his pitch also increased by an octave.

"You ask Roque's enemy!" Li Guanyu turned his head off and kicked the ball to Luo Ke's enemy.

"Say, did your uncle have an adultery with this woman!" Ye Ziqing turned his head and threw his fierce momentum at Luo Kedi: "If you have a lie and I know it, don't think about it." ”

"......" Luo Kedi was entangled for two or three seconds, and then said with a righteous face: "I can only tell you that I have been with him for the past three days." ”

"Humph!" After Ye Ziqing got the answer to this open surname, he snorted lightly and took a step back to let Li Guanyu go. In her opinion, since the two men are inseparable, there will definitely be no chance to steal food. Moreover, Roque's enemy would never lie to himself.

Oh, she knows that the strongest friendship of a man is to 'scoop prostitutes together'. Although the two of them are not scooping ^ prostitutes together, they can be regarded as yes, let's fight together! This kind of national sentiment is much stronger than personal emotion.

Ye Ziqing no longer pursued, Li Guanyu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned against the customer, and said very dissatisfied: "General Manager Ye, I am very dissatisfied with your itinerary, I am in the car almost every day, and I am crowded in various crowds every day. Can't you just arrange some lighter campaigns? ”

"Yes!" Ye Ziqing nodded, then smiled ambiguously and said, "In Taiwan, the itinerary I arranged for you is basically the recording of some variety shows!" ”

"Variety shows?" Li Guanyu's head is clouded, what he hates the most is variety shows, a group of people are constantly fake HIGH over there, are you energetic? So he replied with a gloomy expression: "Forget it, then let me go to the crowd to crowd!" ”

"No, it's already been finalized." Ye Ziqing shook his head firmly and said: "My favorite is variety shows, when I go back to the mainland, I will arrange "Everyday Upward", "Happy Camp" and "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", okay?" ”

"Don't bother?" Li Guanyu is petrified again - I still need a blind date? If I were to go and do not disturb, I would estimate that there would be eighteen more victims of fish addiction.

Ye Ziqing saw that Li Guanyu was silent, thinking that he had acquiesced. So with a smile on his face, he wrenched his finger and talked to Li Guanyu about the itinerary: "In Taiwan, I arranged four variety shows for you, "Kangxi is coming", "I guess I guess I guess", "Variety Show Big Brother", "Guoguang Help". ”

"Uh... Well, I'm going to see anyway, I don't speak. Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, his hand-shaking shopkeeper didn't seem to have any real power except for counting money.

………………&&&…………………… The next morning, I took a charter flight to Taiwan. When I got out of the tattered and childish Taoyuan International Airport checkpoint, there was a lot of people outside, and all kinds of shouts and screams were only slightly inferior to those of Yuben. Oh, it is indeed the territory of China that has been most heavily influenced by this culture.

Because there are a few guards who are in charge of the red sticks, it is easy for Li Guanyu and the others to get out of the crowd. After getting into an SUV, I drove straight to the studio of "I Guess I Guess I Guess".

When Li Guanyu and his entourage came to the studio, they were immediately surrounded by various requests for autographs and photos, including many celebrities. Li Guanyu did not refuse to come, and he was idle anyway.

After a series of autograph photos, you will be led by the staff to the exclusive dressing room to rest.

Since Li Guanyu didn't need to wear makeup, the surname Suo sat aside and chatted with Luo Kedi.

As he spoke, a silver^dang voice came in - "Hey, hey, hell! Isn't this the super basketball star, Li Guanyu? ”

Twisting his neck deftly, a more familiar figure appeared in front of him. (After fighting with the two female stars, Li Guanyu's physical fitness has not increased substantially, but his flexible surname and nervous reflexes have soared like a rocket.) "Brother Xian, sign me a name. Ye Ziqing was very unrelenting, and the man's mother-in-law approached Brother Xian like chasing the ape clan, and carefully handed over the paper and pen.

The man called Brother Xian did not refuse, and took the paper and pen and wrote down his name.

"Xiaoyu, I heard that you have ruined a lot of female stars in our ability world, is there such a thing?" The man named Brother Xian continued to laugh and laughed, very familiar.

"Uh...... Hehe! As soon as Li Guanyu heard this teasing remark, he immediately scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"What? Do you want Brother Xian to find a few Taiwanese sisters for you? Brother Xian threw an ambiguous look and laughed.

He teased like this, but the distance between the two was shortened. Men, there aren't many topics to talk about, so it's best to use women as a starting point.

"Still don't, Brother Xian." In Ye Ziqing's murderous gaze, Li Guanyu shook his hand and refused, his expression was very embarrassed.

Brother Xian has been in the entertainment industry for so long, so he naturally saw some clues. I saw him pointing to Ye Ziqing next to him, and whispered, "Could this be your last girlfriend?" ”

"It's not!" Li Guanyu shook his head, and before he could say the second half of the sentence, Ye Ziqing's fierce eyes chased after him. Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly added the second half of the sentence: "She is my fiancΓ©e." ”

Although Li Guanyu wanted to add a 'one', in order not to be too shocking, he finally hid it in his stomach.

"Hey...... Marriage is a man's grave! Brother Xian sighed meaningfully, and a trace of sadness appeared on the face of this unruly man.

After a pause, Brother Xian added: "Do you know what I regret the most in my life?" ”

"What?" Li Guanyu asked very cooperatively.

"I say 'I don't love you' to a girl!"

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, he hadn't reached the realm of Brother Xian yet, and he hadn't even said 'I love you' to any woman, even if there were so many women he had to take care of in his lower body.

"Brother Xian, it's about to start." At this time, the shouts of producer Zhan Renxiong came from outside the door.

"Oh! Got it. Brother Xian promised, and then pointed to Zhan Renxiong's back and said to Li Guanyu: "It was this man who snatched that woman." ”

"Uh......" Li Guanyu nodded again, he was not interested in these things. At this time, a thought welled up in his heart - is it possible that the big brothers in the variety show industry are all talkative? When you see people, you dig out your heart and tell the truth?

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Welcome to watch I guess I guess I guess I guess, tonight we have invited the world's most famous superstar, super-lee, Li Guanyuyu..."

The recording of the show was very exciting and smooth, and Li Guanyu really fulfilled his principle of 'I only watch, I don't speak'. In the whole video, apart from guessing the question and holding up the cardboard, he only said three sentences.

"Hello everyone, I'm Li Guanyu."

"Proud sneakers, flawless, glamorous, you deserve to be remembered for a lifetime."

"Thank you, goodbye."

At the end of the video, Brother Xian proposed to invite Li Guanyu to lunch. But Li Guanyu had to shirk euphemistically because he wanted to rush to record Kangxi immediately, but Brother Xian didn't force him to stay, after all, everyone in this circle knows that punctuality is very important, and they say goodbye after leaving each other's phone numbers.

Arriving at Kangxi's studio, he immediately attracted a large number of staff who signed and took pictures, and Li Guanyu still did not refuse.

Before the recording began, Li Guanyu originally planned to continue to fool the past, but was told by the producer that this was an exclusive interview. So, in other words, Li Guanyu had to talk to the two hosts for more than forty-five minutes.

"Okay, let's bite the bullet!" Before the recording began, Li Guanyu reminded himself of this.

In the beginning, the questions were peaceful, mostly about the shoes and the life of the players. But in the next twenty minutes, the questions are more spicy than the other. And Li Guanyu also slowly went from being unable to parry to being able to be at ease and then to attacking against defense under Xiao Ace's spicy questioning.

"Li Guanyu, I heard that you have had a lot of girlfriends in the United States, right?"

Suddenly brought up the problem of daring to love, Li Guanyu was a little overwhelmed, and after hesitating for a while, he shook his head very honestly: "No!" ”

"What does the newspaper say, you and Taylor Swift, Jessica Alba, Avril, Eva, Vanessa Hudgins, Miley Sellers, Catherine McPhee, Selena Gomez, Johnson Scarlett...... A series of female stars have a leg. Little Ace continued to press, as if she had to pull out something exciting from Li Guanyu's mouth. (PS: The translation in Taiwan is different from ours, but in order for everyone to understand, we will continue to use the translation from the mainland.) "Forehead......" Li Guanyu was entangled, didn't know how to answer, hesitated for a long time, and finally replied: "I am really familiar with them." ”

"Excuse me, how many of them have you slept with?" Little Ace's words are not shocking, and her questions are sharper than the other.

"This ......" Li Guanyu broke out in a cold sweat, this TM is a TV video, he lowered his head and thought for a long time, and replied: "Can I not answer this question?" ”

"Okay, but you have another question for me."

"Okay!" Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, he had to accept this suggestion, because if he announced the true answer, he would definitely cause countless troubles for himself. At least, Ye Ziqing, who was watching the video on the side, would not let him go.

"Excuse me, which of these women do you like the most?"

"......" Li Guanyu hesitated for a long time, and finally gave a name honestly: "Taylor, her height is the lowest distance from me." ”

At this time, Ye Ziqing on the side was already gritting his teeth and rubbing his hands.

"Which of them has the best figure? It's not just about height. ”

"Jessica!" Li Guanyusuo's surname is all confessed.

"Wow." Little Ace screamed, and then said, "Then how do you attract them?" They're all big stars. ”

"I'm sorry, but I can't tell you the secret." Li Guanyu shook his head, it was impossible for him to tell Little Ace that it was the effect of energy.

"Uh... So are you good at kung fu in bed? Little Ace's face did not change when she asked this, and her heart did not beat, obviously she did not have too many scruples as a married woman.

"I've used it and said it's good!" Li Guanyu teased: "Do you want to use it?" ”

"Uh..."Being so easily countered by the general, little Ace couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, she was still a woman after all. The scale of a woman is never as big as that of a man, and the man she faces is still Li Guanyu, who has a 28CM big stick. After being embarrassed for a while, he finally squeezed out a smile and said, "I have a husband, you are late." ”

"Huh!" Li Guanyu sneered, he had already found Little Ace's death hole, and then he was not afraid of her spicy and sharp questions.

"And how many postures do you have?" Little Ace stabilized her mind and continued to ask sharply, "Do you know how to play uniform temptation or something?" For example, let those female stars wear police uniforms or nurse uniforms. ”

"I haven't tried it, but do you want to try it?" Li Guanyu continued to flirt.

At this time, Ye Ziqing on the sidelines couldn't help but shrug her shoulders and giggle, she seemed to be happy to see little Ace deflated.

And little Ace was even more embarrassed at this time, and it took about twenty seconds of pause before she eased up and teased: "Can you not tease me, a married girl?" I'm a mother of two children, and you're still here to stir people's hearts. ”

"Huh!" Li Guanyu continued to chuckle twice, and said, "Then you should ask questions seriously, otherwise, I will ......."

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you." Little Ace pretended to surrender, and when Li Guanyu relaxed his guard, he suddenly asked, "Then how long can you do it at a time." ”

This question was asked very suddenly, and Li Guanyu was not guarded, so he couldn't help but report his true record according to Xiao Ace's rhythm: "Don't bring foreplay for forty or fifty minutes!" ”

"Wow......"

There was a scream in the dressing room, which was a coveted number for a woman to go back and forth two or three times.

"Really?" Little Ace asked in disbelief.

"Would you like to try it?" Li Guanyu continued to laugh.

"Uh......" Little Ace was immediately silent, she was defeated by Li Guanyu's sentence 'Why don't you try'.

After a short sharp response, the interview returned to normal.

Eventually, the interview ended in a joyful and peaceful atmosphere. As soon as the recording ended, Little Ace yelled at Li Guanyu: "Li Guanyu, why don't I introduce Big Ace to you, she is very empty and lonely now......

"Uh......" Li Guanyu was entangled again, and said, "It's better not to!" ”

"Yes, yes, my sister is very beautiful."

"Well, let's get in touch another day, I have to rush to the next announcement point."

Li Guanyu was afraid that he would get into trouble, so he hurriedly threw down a sentence and walked out, and Xiao Ace hurriedly caught up when he saw this, and said, "Give me your phone number!" ”

"Forehead......" Li Guanyu hesitated for a moment, and finally told the truth: "150******96!" ”

After leaving the phone number, he said a few more polite words, and rushed to the next announcement under the leadership of Ye Ziqing. On the RV on the way, Ye Ziqing said to Li Guanyu very arrogantly: "Hmph, is it strong to be able to do forty or fifty minutes?" Do you need to make a public announcement on TV? ”

"......" Li Guanyu was speechless.

"Strong, really strong." Luo Kedi reminded from the man's standpoint.

"Humph!" Ye Ziqing glanced at Luo Kedi and said, "Do you want to remind me?" I'll try it sooner or later. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€

The audience was silent, everyone has seen such a fierce one, but it must be the first time to be so strong.

The recording of "Big Brother of Variety Show" is also decent, and the man named Fei Ge is also polite to Li Guanyu, and the show effect is done, and the video of the small advertisement ends in a relaxed and harmonious atmosphere.

The last program is Guoguang to help, and this program also held an interview for Li Guanyu. However, it is more distinctive than Kangxi, after all, this is a show hosted by three men, and the audience is mainly men.

Yes, the program team found twenty bikini girls according to Li Guanyu's special surname, and played a trick with Li Guanyu to smell and know women.

The so-called smelling and knowing a woman is very simple to say - blindfold, sniff twice on the girl's chest, and then name the girl's cup.

In this video, Li Guanyu answered a total of 13 questions correctly and was named a generation of grandmasters. It is worth mentioning that the whole video did not raise its head, perhaps because no one said 'Fish Watcher'!

Immediately after the video ended, a girl stepped forward to ask for a phone number. Li Guanyu refused without hesitation, he didn't want to get into too much trouble for himself - taking care of a woman's lower body surname^ was a very difficult task.

After the women dispersed, Xiaokang, one of the male hosts of the Guoguang Gang, sent an invitation to Li Guanyu: "Xiaoyu, will you go to my nightclub at night?" ”

"......" Because Xiaokang took great care of himself in this video, Li Guanyu was not easy to object.

"Go ahead, Uncle Shi, just go and feel the charm of Taiwanese nightclubs, there's nothing to do anyway." Luo Kedi came up from behind and helped Li Guanyu agree to the invitation.

"Ziqing just went to talk about sponsorship, so Uncle Shi can rest assured." Luo Kedi whispered in Li Guanyu's ear.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, the worries in his heart were one less layer, but they still existed.

After driving to the nightclub in the car, under the leadership of the boss, the three of them found the golden seat on the second floor. As soon as he sat down, Xiaokang was called away by the employees. After accompanying Li Guanyu for two minutes, Luo Kedi also walked to the enthusiastic Taiwan sister - after the passion of the Fuji Mountain Cable Car burst out, Luo Kedi seemed to have enlightened.

After drinking two glasses of wine, the bored Li Guanyu just wanted to get up and move. A tall girl came over, sat opposite Li Guanyu, and then said in a unique Taiwanese accent: "Can you invite me to a glass of wine?" ”

"Order!" Li Guanyu didn't raise his eyelids, and directly agreed.

"You're pretty generous." The sound of snorting penetrates into my ears, and it is quite pleasant to listen to.

"Bottle '82 Lafite."

The voice called for a bottle of wine that would definitely make ordinary Xiaokai flesh ache, but Li Guanyu still didn't even raise his eyelids, and this money was still a drizzle for him.

"Are you okay with me ordering such an expensive wine?"

"Nope!" Li Guanyu responded lightly, raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at his eyes casually, and found that the woman in front of him was very familiar.

"Hehe, you're such a wonderful person." The sound sounded in his ears again, but Li Guanyu kept searching for the name of this tall woman in his mind at this time.

"Wonderful? OK! Li Guanyu smiled slightly, not impressed.

"Why do I think you look familiar? Not an amateur, right? The voice of the tall and beautiful woman was as loud as ever, as if it was reminding Li Guanyu, who was unable to think of something.

"Well, I'm a layman." Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders slightly and said a witty remark that was not nutritious.

"Who is not a layman, you are so funny."

"Huh!" Li Guanyu chuckled.

At this time, Xiaokang came from a distance with a tall beauty, and after getting closer, Li Guanyu saw the tall beauty beside Xiaokang - Shu Qi.

Just wanted to call out this name to his lips, and a well-off voice came from his ear: "Hey, Zhiling, you are here too!" It's been a long time! ”

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Speed.88-88 (31) Agility: 80-90 (32) Bounce: 76-76 (28) Explosiveness: 79-79 (30) The brackets are what Li Guanyu can perform now, that is, he can only exert about one-third of his ability now.

(To be continued)