Chapter 145: Uncle Shi, the more the merrier
Maki Horikita, who was suddenly attacked by the throwing stick, couldn't help but open her lips, and her throat involuntarily trembled slightly, and she let out a gasp that made the throwing stick even harder as iron...... Hmmm!
Seeing this, Li Guanyu's face was red, and he hurriedly propped up Maki Horikita's body slightly, and after his cheeks broke free from the **, he took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, I... Really..."
"Watching the Fish Jun ......" Maki Horikita showed a slight opening of his mouth and a shy face. [No pop-up novel network]
"I ......" Li Guanyu opened his mouth but didn't know what to say, at this time, the ** in his dantian rose higher and higher, almost drowning him.
"............" Maki Horikita didn't say anything.
The two remained silent with each other in a very ambiguous posture.
About thirty seconds later, Li Guanyu clearly heard the most classic lines of the A^ female pig's feet - ah...... Ami Daddy ...... Yes...... Ahh......h I turned my head slightly, and noticed that the cable car less than three meters above was shaking violently - more than 30 degrees from side to side.
"Did that guy really force his horse? Damn, this can be regarded as a strong ^ annihilation category! ”
Li Guanyu crossed three black lines in his head, he didn't expect that Luo Kedi would really be so brave - he actually openly carried out unhealthy and uncivilized actions on the cable car.
While Li Guanyu was secretly worried about Luo Kedi's recklessness, the atmosphere in the closed cable car became more ambiguous. Those familiar classic lines drilled into the ears of Maki Horikita, more powerful than any aphrodisiac ^ love elixir. Moreover, Li Guanyu's slinger is still between her twin strands.
After hesitating for thirty or forty seconds, he bit his lower lip and made up his mind.
The moment he made up his mind, Maki Horikita clenched his legs violently and leaned forward slightly, as if he wanted to gallop wildly. And the slinger was suddenly clamped, and he immediately got an erection, stepped forward for a point, and gave a counterattack. There is quite a bit of momentum of 'those who offend me and throw the stick to the sky, although they are far away, they will be punished'.
Ang Wu!
At the same time, Li Guanyu couldn't help but open his mouth slightly and let out a soft snort. And before his mouth was closed, Maki Horikita's small mouth came up, and then his dexterous and slippery tongue quietly invaded Li Guanyu's mouth.
"Don't...... Do you have to force me to resist? ”
Li Guanyu was constantly resisting to the death in his heart, and he didn't want to have a relationship with this woman. However, at this time, his body was gradually lost in lust^ lust............ Wanting the boundless sea, Li Guanyu wanted to turn back, but he couldn't see the shore.
After struggling for a long time and unable to alleviate the depravity of his body, Li Guanyu sighed helplessly-"Okay, resist!" ”
Then, the energy that had been coveted for a long time completely occupied Li Guanyu's body...... Boom Boom!
The cable car sways violently above the empty valley, and the passion inside the car is reflected by the whistling wind outside.
After about twenty minutes, the cable car above slowly stopped shaking with a terrible and high-pitched 'Yiku'. And the following one is still in a state of 'ahh
Pulling the zipper of his jeans, Luo Kedi stretched out a thumbs up to the cable car that was still shaking, and said, "Uncle Shi is really Jieye!" ”
After stretching out his thumb, Roquee turned around and straightened the panting and weak Masami Nagasawa, then pulled up the underwear printed with hellokitty, and finally lowered the skirt that flirted around the waist. In this way, it is as if nothing has happened.
Luo Kedi's expression was entangled for a while, and he declared extremely cautiously: "This is not a strong annihilation!" ”
"............" Masami Nagasawa did not answer, her mouth was used at this moment to taste the aftertaste.
I don't know how long it took, but the shaking ended with the sound of 'one library'. About three minutes after the shaking ended, the cable car returned to normal. Fearing another accident with the cable car, the control department sent the cable car back underground.
The four of them have no opinion on this, their goal seems to have been achieved, and they have saved the opening fee.
Coming to the parking lot, Maki Horikita and the two walked up to a car like crabs with their hips propped up, and then drove away.
After watching their car disappear from view, the two got into their own car. After the Rocco starts the engine and the vehicle starts. Using the refraction of the rearview mirror, he threw an ambiguous look at Li Guanyu, and said in a daze: "Uncle Shi, I think your slinger should be a little bigger than mine." ”
"Huh?" Li Guanyu said as if he was confused: "Have we compared? ”
"I'm analyzing it from the way the two of them walk, and your chick is obviously more open than my chick when she walks."
"Oh!" Li Guanyu suddenly realized - analyzing the size from the angle, well, Luo Kedi is really smart.
"Uncle Shi, do you think they will sue us for being strong^annihilated?" Luo Kedi asked with some concern -- he is a small underworld leader with a sense of law.
"You, I don't know. But I, she definitely won't sue me for being strong ^ annihilation!" Li Guanyu said helplessly, at this time, he was very depressed in his heart - I was actually pushed back by a girl, is it worthy of the party and the country?
"I don't think they're going to sue us!" Luo Kedi looked confident and said, "I can guarantee that they have never been so happy in their lives." They should thank us for allowing them to climb to the top of their lives and to new heights. ”
“…………”
Li Guanyu was speechless, and his expression was even more depressed. Because Roke's words reminded him, Maki Horikita also became a victim of fish addiction.
………………&&&……………… That night, there was not a single headline in this news that headlined, 'Cable Car Qiang^Annihilation Case'.
Early the next morning, Li Guanyu and his entourage took a chartered flight to the next propaganda point -- Hong Kong.
When I arrived at Hong Kong Airport, there was still a tsunami outside. However, it is undoubtedly weaker than it should be, after all, basketball is not very popular in Hong Kong.
Arrive in Hong Kong and immediately non-stop various promotional activities. Since the popularity of the area is not enough to paralyze traffic, all activities are carried out in an orderly manner.
In the afternoon, the agents of several entertainment stars called to ask if they could have dinner with Li Guanyu.
Li Guanyu categorically refused, not because he was indifferent, but because he was afraid that he would be pushed back by another woman. After all, under Li Guanyu's stick, there is very little to live. Once it is contaminated with Li Guanyu's slingering stick, it means that the lower body will not be able to get out of its control for the rest of its life.
Although Li Guanyu tries his best to end all ways to contact women, there seem to be many things in this world that cannot be avoided.
After a busy day, Li Guanyu returned to his hotel. When he was in the stairwell, he met a female star he once admired very much-Liu Yifei.
When Li Guanyu saw the little dragon girl, his heart throbbed slightly, and then he mustered up the courage to step forward and say hello: "Hello, can you sign for me?" ”
"Uh... Good. The little dragon girl smiled faintly, then reached out and tried to take a pen and paper.
But Li Guanyu searched for it, and finally found any pen and paper, so he turned back to Luo Kedi and said, "Quickly take the paper and pen out." ”
Roque's search continued, but he still couldn't find any paper or pen.
Now, it's embarrassing.
"Uh... Excuse me! Why don't you tell me your phone number, and I'll find a pen and paper another day and ask you to sign it for me, okay? Li Guanyu said very sincerely.
Poof!
As soon as Li Guanyu said this, the assistant behind Liu Yifei immediately couldn't help but giggle, and muttered softly: "The way this gentleman asks for a phone number is really creative." ”
"Phone number?" Liu Yifei raised her eyelids lightly, slightly hesitating.
"Well, the phone number!" Li Guanyu's eyes were as sincere as ever.
Originally, Liu Yifei didn't plan to tell her phone number to a strange man, but she saw Li Guanyu's eyes so sincere. The ghost sent the gods, she actually told Li Guanyu her phone number: "150*****66"
"Thank you!" Li Guanyu wrote down the number, very excited.
At this time, the elevator door opened, and Liu Yifei and her assistant walked out of the elevator.
As soon as he got out of the elevator door, the assistant stepped forward and asked very gossipy: "Eh, no, do you think that boy just now is a little familiar?" ”
"Familiar?" Liu Yifei frowned slightly, thought carefully, and said, "I seem to have read him in some magazine." ”
"By the way, no, how did you just tell him your personal phone number?"
"I don't know why."
"Isn't the fairy sister who cannibalistic fireworks in the world moved her heart?"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
………… Slowly reaching the top floor, Ding Dong, the elevator door slowly popped open.
Li Guanyu just wanted to go out, when suddenly a hurried figure rushed in from outside. Dodge, just wanted to walk out, but found that his sleeve was pulled.
Turning around, a beautiful woman was looking at her with excitement on her face.
"Super-Lee, I'm your big fan, can you sign me?" The woman said excitedly to Li Guanyu in fluent English.
"Okay!" Li Guanyu smiled, nodded and did not refuse. He never refused a request to be polite.
However, after the woman searched carefully for a while, she didn't find any paper and pen, just like Li Guanyu before. Suddenly, there was embarrassment in the elevator again.
"Uh... Super-Lee, I'm going to an event and I don't have a pen or paper on me, can you leave me your phone number? The woman made a request that was almost identical to that of Li Guanyu.
After Li Guanyu heard this, his head was clouded, and he said in his heart, is this the legendary way to return the other body?
"Okay!" Li Guanyu did not refuse, and generously said his phone number: "1507*****96!" ”
"Thank you so much!" The woman bowed deeply, like a woman.
"You're welcome." Li Guanyu waved his hand and walked out of the elevator. At the moment when he opened his legs and walked out, the woman's words shocked him fiercely: "My name is Erika Sawajiri, remember my name, Mr. Super-Lee." ”
As the elevator door slowly closed, Li Guanyu's head was clouded - is it himself? Why is there such a difference between the English she speaks and the English she says?
"Am I doing something wrong?" Li Guanyu turned his head to Luo Kedi and asked.
"Nope!" Luo Kedi shook his head solemnly, then smiled ambiguously, and said: "Uncle Shi picks up girls just like Han Xin leading the troops, the more the merrier." ”
"The more the merrier?" While Li Guanyu repeated this idiom, a whimsical question arose in his head - how big a bed should I make to satisfy so many victims of fish addiction at the same time? Is it the size of a basketball court?
returned to the room, took a shower, climbed into bed and fell asleep, and did not call Liu Yifei immediately, even though he had found a pen and paper at this time.
Li Guanyu didn't bother his idol, but his fans bothered him at one o'clock in the morning.
Ah......h Li Guanyu, who was asleep, was woken up by the ringtone, took the phone in a daze, and then pressed the answer button.
"Mr. Super-Lee, I'm Erika Sawajiri, have you slept?"
"Just woke up by you." Li Guanyu said angrily, it is not a good thing to be disturbed by someone.
"Uh... I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."Erika Sawajiri's apology kept coming from the other end of the phone.
After Li Guanyu heard this, he didn't want to blame anything anymore, and said, "It's okay, I'm about to get up and go to the toilet." ”
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Super-Lee, I treat you to a late-night snack to make up for it!"
"Have a late-night snack?" Li Guanyu muttered, and when he was thinking about how to refuse, another voice came from the other end of the phone: "I'm outside your door now, and it's still hot at night." ”
When Li Guanyu heard this, he didn't know what excuse to make. So he nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, hang up first, I'll open the door." ”
Hanging up the phone, Li Guanyu hurriedly got up. In order to avoid the temptation of the slinger, Li Guanyu decided to wear a few more pairs of underwear to imprison the restless slinger.
After five or six minutes of busy work, he put on seven pairs of underwear and wore wide pajama pants and walked boldly to the door. I muttered in my heart: Hmph, this time I don't believe that the stick can be powerful again.
Pulling open the door, Erika Sawajiri, who was carrying two large bags of takeaways, stood outside the door with a smile on her face.
"Fish watcher, excuse me." Erika Sawajiri bowed deeply before slowly walking into the room.
At this time, Li Guanyu's throwing stick reacted again, and somehow, the throwing stick was actually seriously allergic to the very common title of 'Guanyujun'.
Walking to the living room, Erika Sawajiri set up the supper, muttered 'It's really hot' and took off her coat, revealing a cool upper body.
(To be continued)