Chapter 190: How Humans Mage?
"Ahh I'm so dizzy! Xu Feng sat up from the bed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info rubbed his head vigorously with his hands. It was as if it had been wrenched with a knife. "Where is this? Why is Lao Tzu in bed? Xu Feng shook his head, only to find that he was lying on the bed with a quilt on his body.
It's like I've been drunk last night. Xu Feng struggled to get up, but found that he was blocked by a layer of bubbles.
"Huh? Why didn't this bubble move with me? Xu Feng looked at the elongated bubbles, and suddenly felt a spirit, Nima, there was another person on the bed.
Suddenly I felt that the sky was dark, and Xu Feng's whole person was not good! Sitting on the bed stupidly, thinking about what had happened last night. Don't? Could it be? Possible? Seem? ā¦ā¦
Just when Xu Feng wanted to straighten out all this, a sigh came from his side. The brain that made Xu Feng spin rapidly immediately crashed.
"That...... This ......" Xu Feng spread his hands, trying to explain the current situation to the woman lying on the bed, but when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't say half a word.
Sophie opened her eyes and immediately noticed that something was wrong, and immediately wrapped the quilt around her neck tightly, staring at Xu Feng, who had a very different expression. "Despicable! Bastards who take advantage of people's danger! ā
"I didn't! I don't know, don't get me wrong! Maybe, maybe we're innocent! Of course, Xu Feng heard the meaning of Sophie's words, and if he didn't speak at this time, then he would really jump into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it.
Sophie immediately opened the tightly covered quilt, fortunately, the clothes on her body were still there, maybe things were not as bad as expected. But she couldn't remember what had happened last night. It seems that the wine was snatched from the bastard's hand, and the rest of the matter is as if someone has erased it.
Is it drunk and sexual? Thinking of this, both of them looked at each other's key positions, and then instantly retracted their gaze as if they had been electrocuted.
An awkward atmosphere permeated this big bubble filled with air. For a moment, both fell silent.
"Wake up! Captain, you two are really a toss-up! A mermaid with big dark circles under her eyes and like a monster walked in, saw the two people sitting on the bed, yawned, and said.
"Ya~Yanara?" Xu Feng couldn't believe it, how did that beautiful mermaid become like a monster with a panda and a fish skewer?
"You're awake! My regimental leader, you two were so tormented last night that I didn't close my eyes all night! Yanara yawned again, and it was indeed a state of extreme lack of sleep.
But Yanara didn't know that her words made the two of them think of one thing at once, something that was not suitable for children. Xu Feng and Sophie's eyes looked at each other's key parts again.
"Commander, you don't know, I wanted to separate the two of you last night, but you two are like growing together, you don't say anything about separation, and you can't stop screaming in your mouth! Cool! Something, really! Yanara's description continued, and Sophie and Xu Feng had slowly moved their gazes up at this time, and they were looking at each other unconsciously.
"If you didn't run out of wine in the end, I guess you two are still drinking! Commander, may I ask you a question? Yanara seemed to have opened the soul of gossip and couldn't help but start listening to the news.
"Say."
"Is Sophie a man or a woman? Why are you two brothers in the end, and the two brothers are called? Isn't the brother a name for two men? Yanara was a bystander throughout the whole process, and by the end the relationship between the two of them had become increasingly chaotic, making her doubt what she had learned about humanity.
Xu Feng thought of one thing, and instead of answering Yanara's gossip, he asked, "Yanara, did anything else happen between the two of us last night?" ā
"What else is it?" Yanara was puzzled.
Belch! "Did we undress?" Xu Feng really couldn't explain to a mermaid about the inheritance of human beings and the method of nurturing life, so he could only retreat to ask in a roundabout way.
However, Sophie behaved more fiercely and said directly, "It's like you fish mating!" Have we ever done it? ā
Sophie is really amazing, the word Nima copulation came out of her mouth without any scruples, and she almost didn't thunder Xu Feng to death. Xu Feng's eyes widened in surprise, looking at Sophie who had already stood up, her mouth could be stuffed into a fist.
"What are you doing? Ask your mother-in-law and mother-in-law, or a pirate leader! He doesn't look like a man! Sophie squinted at Xu Feng with disdain, her face full of disdain.
"Rub! He's not a man! "To be despised by a woman is something that no man can endure.
"That's right! Of course the old lady is not a man! Sophie looked at Xu Feng, who was already annoyed, with even more disdain.
Xu Feng suddenly quieted down, and he was constantly taking deep breaths in his heart. No, you can't be led by this woman, Lao Tzu has to fight back! "Huh! Sophie, is Lao Tzu a man, didn't you experience it last night? Are you still suspicious of me at this time? Isn't that doubting your body? ā
Sophie's face turned red all of a sudden, and she cursed a hooligan in her heart. But he can't weaken his prestige. "Little rookie, my mother rewarded you last night, just as you gave me the wine money! Don't look like you're taking a big advantage, a rookie like you, my wife has experienced a lot! ā
Regarding Sophie's words, even if Xu Feng knew that it was a lie, he sounded angry. Damn woman, in order to oppose me, she does not hesitate to practice herself. It's hopeless!
"Yanara, separate us! Lao Tzu wants to go out to breathe! Xu Feng didn't bother to say a word to this degraded woman, and directly ordered Yanara to turn this big bubble into two. Then he walked out of the room without looking back.
Yanara followed suit. It's strange as you go. Humans are really too hard to fathom. Last night, from the beginning of the bickering, to what kind of child without pi eyes, and then to the later buddy brothers, why did they return to the original point after a sleep?
There are also mermaids who do not mate, and if they want to conceive the next generation, they only need to drink some spring water. Of course, for this kind of thing of mating, Yanara still has a little bit of involvement, including humans, after all, mermaids have also been caught by humans before, of course, some content in this regard. But last night, the two of them were buddies and brothers called for a night, and they didn't mate? Why does it seem to happen?
Could it be that the way humans mate has changed? Humans are really hard to understand! (To be continued.) )