Chapter 189: The dance is not good, the song is not good!
Compared with previous trips, Xu Feng felt that this time was the most unpleasant. No matter where you go www.biquge.info you'll always have an annoying little tail behind you. I remember that when I fell in love in my last life, Xu Feng often complained that Sophie had so many things to do, and she couldn't always be by her side. But at this moment, he was by his side as he wished, and Xu Feng felt that it was not so beautiful.
Looking at the underwater scenery passing by, Xu Feng felt that it was no longer so beautiful, the fish and corals were all so monotonous and the same.
It seems that my heart is really messed up. Xu Feng sat in his exclusive seat, took out his newly purchased wine and wine glass, and looked at Yanara.
Yanara immediately comprehended and put a magic bubble on Xu Feng. Fill yourself with a drink and take a small sip. "Hey! This new wine just tasteless! Fuman that guy doesn't know how to get more good wine for Lao Tzu! ”
Sophie didn't know when she came to Xu Feng's side, next to Xu Feng's bubbles, looking at him deadly, uh, maybe staring at the wine glass in his hand, and from time to time sticking out her tongue and licking it on her lips.
This is a conditioned reflex, and since Sophie's personality has changed drastically, she has become extremely strong! In order to show that she was really a good pirate, she began to rob, gamble, curse, and of course learn to drink, even the most ordinary rum on board, and Sophie herself could drink most of the barrel. In the long run, the basic skills of the female hooligan will be extremely proficient.
Xu Feng looked at Sophie who was close by, because of the barrier between the two layers of bubbles, they couldn't touch each other. "What? Want to drink? Xu Feng shook the cup in his hand, and a tempting miniature vortex appeared in the reddish-brown liquid.
Sophie didn't speak, and reached out to snatch the wine from Xu Feng's hand, but found that this transparent bubble stopped her movement. Simply, Sophie stared at Xu Feng like this, motionless and silent.
"If you want to drink, just say a word, just say a word, don't beg me!" Of course, Xu Feng saw Sophie's move of planning to snatch the wine, and immediately became interested, when did Sophie also become a wine worm? Didn't she hate drinking the most in her last life?
Sophie still didn't speak, staring at Xu Feng with her eyes.
"Why don't you nod? Nod your head and I'll give it to you! "Rub! Why doesn't this damn stubbornness change? It's really going to kill you! Xu Feng had no choice but to give way.
Sophie ignored Xu Feng's proposal, and still looked at Xu Feng to herself.
Xu Feng looked at the familiar eyes full of longing, and finally helplessly, he took out another glass and a bottle of wine from the space, "Yanara, send it in!" ”
Sophie finally got what she wanted, and immediately a smile appeared on her lips. It was a gamble that ended in its own victory. This also allowed me to take a small step in this plan to endure humiliation!
Next up is the wine competition.
At first, the two of them still drank well, you have a cup, I have a cup, and I drink my own. But later, I don't know why the two fought together. Xu Feng was angry, took out two large boxes of wine from the storage space, didn't even sit in his own exclusive chair, and sat cross-legged on the deck. Across from him, Sophie was also sitting cross-legged without an image, with a case of wine in the bubbles, of course.
Then a wine competition that has never been seen before or since, began. Sophie drank a full glass of wine in one gulp, raised her head and looked at Xu Feng opposite.
Xu Feng is even more outrageous, for the sake of fairness, justice and openness, he canceled the double-sided face mask of the secret treasure and changed his human form. Then I also took a sip of a full glass of wine. Also in Sophie colors.
Sophie snorted, her face full of disdain, and directly picked up the remaining half of the bottle of wine on the ground, raised her white neck, and blew it on her mouth.
Of course, Xu Feng was not to be outdone, picked up the bottle and blew it together.
If this scene were seen by Captain Redbeard, who loved to collect and taste wine, he would definitely kill these two losers, is wine such a disaster? Two beasts!
Even Yanara, who was silently watching the battle next to her, couldn't help pouting, it was the first time she had seen her head of the regiment be so serious with a woman, in her impression, Captain Xu Feng was so gentle, tolerant and caring for all women.
The fighting intensified in silence. There were more and more bottles scattered on the deck, and later, the two of them actually spoke, but what they said made the listener Yanara a a little stunned.
"I~ I said Sophie, you~ you're a fucking stubborn! Tough ~ Tough Eggs! Lao ~ Zi advises you to change ~ change! Otherwise, who would dare to marry~ marry you? Xu Feng held a wine bottle and pointed at Sophie opposite, and most of the wine in the wine bottle also flowed down the mouth of the bottle to the deck. After speaking, Xu Feng put the wine bottle in his mouth again, and found that he had finished drinking another bottle, and then took a new bottle from the box next to him, and opened the lid with a sway.
Sophie faced her responsibilities, of course, not to be outdone, and pointed at Xu Feng with her Qianqianyu hand, but the direction of pointing was to the left of Xu Feng, "Old ~ old lady can't use it~ to educate you!" You~You~ You're a devil! King ~ Bastard! You gave birth ~ gave birth to a son without eyes! ”
"Haha! Giving birth ~ My son has no eyes? Lao Tzu sued~ to tell you, Lao ~ If Lao Tzu had ~ a son, he would have been born to you! Xu Feng laughed proudly.
"Fart! The old ~ old lady won't give you a son! Still no~ no pimpled son! Hahahaha! For some reason, Sophie laughed too.
"Come on! For ~ for our uneyed son, do it! ”
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Such a large-scale chat content directly listened to Yana Ra's red face, such an explicit and bold chat made the pure mermaid who already knew a little bit of human lifestyle want to stop, unconsciously, has slowly approached the place where the two are drinking, while secretly listening to the more and more unbelievable chat content of the two, while absentmindedly driving the flying Hurricane forward.
When she was happy, Yanara found an interesting phenomenon, the two people who had been disagreeing with each other seemed to be about to fight just now, and now they want to get closer to each other through the barrier of bubbles.
Because Xu Feng said "damn magic bubbles", the sensible Yanara immediately fused the two bubbles together, and this time, the dry wood encountered the flames, and it was out of control. The two immediately hugged each other like good brothers in the same pair of pants, hooked their shoulders and backs, and drank a glass of wine from time to time, and what puzzled Yanara the most was that the two of them could dance the same steps and have the same song.
Although the dance is not good-looking, the song is not good. (To be continued.) )