Chapter 2: Smoke
Time is a fast gunner, and he hasn't waited for undressing...... It ran away, and it was many days in the blink of an eye.
While sorting out the bookshelves in the depths of the soul consciousness sea, which were all the sins he had accommodated, he understood the current situation.
Undressing does not have a surname, it is exclusive to the old man, symbolizing status, but compared to names such as...... It's already very connotative!
"Hmph, untie your cloak of sin! cough~"
Although the undressing lady keeps saying that she wants her child to be the master in the future, it is really difficult......
Commoners want to be rich and have a position of power, they can only rely on the smoke on the grave, especially in this era of ignorance, everything is controlled by the powerful.
But these are not important, what is important...... "I have actually been reincarnated as a human!? So, do you want to say hello to the mother of the body?" Undressed and confused about what to say, "Hello, first meeting...... Well, please advise me for the first time!"
The point is that the other party can't understand it!
Undressing said, language is not a problem, the soul is very strong and it is easy to learn, but the problem is that for the time being, you will only cry.
"Forget it, just wave your hand, I'll ......" just came out of the body's mind, and before the outstretched little hand could wave, it was repelled by a huge, unimaginable pressure.
Extreme danger, an unprecedented sense of crisis.
The feeling of undressing is, "Heaven and earth do not tolerate, show your body and die!"
Although he doesn't know what the reason is, his backhand is a ball of black souls thrown out, "Divert your gaze Dafa!"
"Little bastard, are you hungry again?" the son stretched out his little hand and tugged at his bust, and the undressing lady said dissatisfiedly: "I either sleep or eat all day, and I do it myself!"
"That's it, this little bastard ......" Undressed's father wanted to agree, but was immediately interrupted.
"What do you call my son!?" stared fiercely.
"No, it's nothing, I mean, this kid actually made his mother angry, it's really bad. Undressing dad changed his words and hurriedly coaxed.
"You still want to beat my son? You have no conscience, my mother has worked hard to give you a life...... Why don't you just beat us both to death!" he cried as he spoke.
"I, I~" Undressed's father had a hard time arguing, so he had to flee in the wilderness, saying: "I'll go to work and come back to buy you white noodles to eat." ”
You have a reason to give birth to a son, you are right in everything you say, what is your family status? That doesn't matter!
The anger comes inexplicably, and it goes fast, women have postpartum syndrome, let her not see you, it's a big deal to admit her mistake afterwards, and then coax the sky and be beaten, so what's there!"Daughter-in-law, don't fight, it doesn't matter if I hurt, but I'm worried that your hands hurt!"
The stripper muttered something, but did not forget to breastfeed.
Undressing: "......"
I'm just going to be gagged when I wake up?
Well, it's fragrant, go ahead!
Undressing's first attempt to control her body ended in failure.
If it weren't for the instinct of his body, he would have starved to death these days!
Sitting in the baby's mind, undressing and frowning, he thought to himself, "Hey, I actually have two brains, one body and one soul?"
But since there is no soul dominance, this body can survive...... So what is the purpose of my existence?
But then again, this world is too unfriendly to me!
All reincarnated, okay, and still ...... by Him What does it mean to be repelled by heaven and earth?
"I'm a first-time human, no!" undressing frowned, "I haven't been cleansed!"
With a past life...... Well, there's no such thing as a past life, anyway, it's just with memories, which is not allowed!
Moreover, this world is not what it is in my memory, and it is seriously inconsistent with what the soul says, because it is not scientific!
Nowadays, science is all talked about, and surnames are not allowed?
It's too much~
None of the most backward tribes in Africa have this rule...... And I'm not black!
Hmph, it's not that I look down on other countries, it's just ...... They couldn't come up with such a meaningful name as undressing.
"What kind of reincarnation is this!!"
Undressing finally reacted, and in addition to tampering with the legendary evil and imposing it on the recalcitrant, he also forced the spirits to tell him stories.
Although you can also read it directly, Mo's feelings are not as good as being spoken!
You think, since he became the 'undressed' jailer, the souls have feared him even more, and all kinds of flattery are not to avoid being washed...... That's not possible!, but to not be punished more.
Because this thing didn't know who to listen to, the king, the judge or something, so he decided to follow suit, but it was still the same sentence, how could there be any innocence!
Gray pulp washed white?
Throw it into the mill and pull the skin!
Stealing other people's money in a vain attempt to get something for nothing?
Saw five or six or seven times first!
Oh my God! Which one got it for nothing? It's hard work to climb over the wall, isn't it?
"It's all to blame on that mouthy soul, come, everyone curses him collectively!"
"What? It doesn't work? Of course it doesn't work! I just want to be happy, you know?"
In short, if you are well-behaved and good-talking, why do you have to look at it yourself?
Very busy!Uh, very idle, I have time to listen to stories.
To sum up, undressing has passed!
It's the unknown world, and there's something ...... Somewhat thin!
Thin is the barrier between heaven and earth, or in other words, the 'rules' are very weak.
Otherwise, the moment he controlled his body just now, he should have died in his soul.
"No, I'm still thinking about playing video games in the mouth of the soul!" undressed and wailed.
Who is the game and why should you play it?
It's a long story, it's a stunner full of temptation and addiction...... Everyone wants to play!
"Why did you let me travel to such a place where there is no science!" He was still complaining, and the answer was of course in his memory, so he continued to turn the page.
My name is Undressed, and I'm from another time and space......
I'm serious, and callousness is my motto!
Well, it used to be like this.
To say that there was a ...... I used to be the embodiment of heaven and earth, ruling the netherworld for 300 years, and the people called me 'undressed'.
I seem to have read this paragraph, undressing and muttering and turning the page.
Born in the Netherworld, raised in the Netherworld, though not born with it......
But with the same longevity!!
"Actually, I can live for a few more decades, and that's not a lie, because as far as I can see, the Netherworld where I am still is at least fifty years away. “
At that time, it will turn to ashes, after all, there is no body when you undress, and if you die, there will be nothing.
"But do I care!?"
Yes, I'm in ......
"Phew, don't care! 'Cause I'm ruthless!"
"Until that day, I had it, I had a neighbor?"
Undressing finally remembered!
In the netherworld, there was not only a black disk, in fact, there was also one hanging high above the half of the land where he was, but it was white.
He was very cheap that day...... I'm curious to study how this thing works, and it can keep spitting out its soul.
He swore that he swore with a kind black soul that he had absolutely no intention of wanting to block the 'death'!
Although he did do so, it was purely for scientific research......
Death is not his name, and from the moment this thing is removed, the information obtained by the holder is introduced here.
'At the end of life, the soul returns to the road, so it is said to die'
He, that is, the rule, does not allow undressing to control death, but there is no way, this goods are taken.
As a result, a huge figure also appeared on the opposite bank, and he was the ...... The black disc, people know what it is called, but there are only ghosts here.
Undressing was born with a knife, and there was a stick next door, as white as the neighbor.
”... Drip... Drop..."
Not only did He not allow undressing, but he was not even allowed to pass on friendly greetings.
This is very helpless, the two huge soul bodies look at each other, and they look confused.
"It's better to be on my side~" Undressing is full of emotion, and he can still listen to the story and collect the memories of the soul sins by the way.
But the poor worm on the other side can only go crazy alone.
Yes, go crazy!
It can be seen that he has wisdom, and he even wonders if he has caught a random one directly from the living beings to balance the netherworld.
His irascible destruction everywhere once caused serious dissatisfaction with undressing, if you do this, the Netherworld can't afford it~ Brother!
Fortunately, it seems that he also got the message, stopped self-destructing, and then ...... He actually wanted to get into the black disc!!
"Don't succeed, don't succeed~" Undressing said a friendly blessing.
By the way, I tried to die, uh, just don't move.
It's really impossible, do you think you're a greased tiger?
Immediately stopped paying attention, or listened to the story, undressed and turned his head and asked, "By the way, did Little Red Riding Hood marry Snow White later?"
"Little Red Riding Hood is a woman?
Undressing angrily: "Come on, uh, come on the ghost, get him down and pull the skin, it's not cute at all to be so dark!"
Turning to the next dark soul, he said, "Tell me, are they together?"
"My lord, Little Red Riding Hood not only married Snow White, but also gave birth to seven dwarfs. The latter hurriedly made it up, and he didn't want to be sentenced.
"Is there a good ending?" asked Undressed, still looking forward to it.
"I didn't ...... Some of them!" You yourself said the end, and you threatened me with your eyes......
can only continue: "Little Red Riding Hood found out that in addition to his grandmother, he also had a grandfather who stayed in the mountains, and he was bullied by two goblins, so he discharged seven dwarf brothers to save his grandfather, grandfather." ”
As he spoke, he found out that he had ...... Classics can be communed!
"Why didn't Little Red Riding Hood go by herself? ”
"Why do you have seven children?" uh...... "The soul is sweating profusely, if it can flow.
A female soul next to her who was fascinated interjected: "Now it's open to the second child...... Those seven are multiple births and can only be counted once!"
"Yes, yes!" The dark soul wiped the sweat that didn't exist, and hurriedly responded, he didn't want to think about it, the little red riding hood was not from the Yanhuang Kingdom...... Hey, his grandfather is here, and he is staying in the mountains~
Happy times always fly by, and spoilers always don't catch up...... Run, run!
Another stubborn one, that is, a new evil in the mouth of the undress, appeared.
"Don't give up our memories, don't you want to meet your loved ones again in the next life?" he gave an impassioned speech.
"Silly... Drip... Drip... People like you never look up?" the spirits scolded in their hearts.
Undressing was not used to him, and took out a ...... A huge knife, with a single stab, turned the most evil to ashes.
In other words, it is worthy of being an innate knife, which can grow bigger with undressing.
I don't know what he remembered, so he smirked: "Hey, hey, big black ~ knife!"
"I won't bother to strip him of his sin garments, though I can!" Undressed looked at the worst evil and turned into nothingness, as if he saw himself fifty years later.
For a while, I was in no mood to listen to the story.
And at this time the neighbor's behavior was strange and caught his attention.
Jianyi looked at him, and he smiled slightly.
“.......”
Undressing was very angry, "I'm such a serious person, you actually smile at me!?"
"It's too much!"
I saw him solemnly put down the disc and raise the stick with both hands.
"Is it really a comparison?" said Undressing with a serious face, "Hmph! Let me use a cold black knife to crush mercilessly...... Your sister !!"
"I'm disappointed, I said that the good ones are bigger than the size, phew, they said that the good ones turned into ashes together, and you actually want to run!?"
And there is no credit!
I won't sell you tickets!
Undressing seems to have seen the appearance of the Netherworld when it was destroyed, but it is impossible, and if you see it, you will already be gray.
"So...... And I just crossed over, and I still had ......."
A high-pitched hoarse shout interrupted his self-talk, and he only heard.
"Oh no, undressing lady! Your ancestral grave is smitting!!"