Chapter 3: Lady

Since the black smoke incident, there has been an endless stream of people who have come to visit me.

They call me a capable man who will become a great man in the future! Therefore, it is very important to have a good relationship beforehand.

In the whole alley, which old lady hasn't hugged me?

You'll be looked down upon!

But hug it, please don't grab my ...... All right?

Ah~ I'll pee on you!

But they didn't care, and even promised me a lot of ladies.

For example, the second girl next door, the fat flower at the end of the alley......

For a time, there were countless singles of my age.

The above is a record of undressing, and it is very likely that he will continue to record it until the day of liberation.

It's better to stay in the netherworld, at least there's a story to hear!

It's all to blame on that damned, thousand-knife neighbor.

"By the way, I don't know what happened to him now, has he also crossed over?" Undressing thought as he took out a handful of souls from under his body and filled them into his mouth as a snack, crunchy chicken flavor, uh, he hadn't eaten what he fantasized about.

After a long period of contemplation, probably a few months, he finally discovered the cause of the swelling of his brain.

Look at the feet, death is entrenched in the baby's mind.

It's no wonder that Undressing has been neglecting, who has let him keep looking for the reason in the soul brain, forgetting that although this body can't be controlled, but, empathize!

'He' hurts and undresses and then hurts, 'he's hungry and undresses and then starves together, 'he' wets the bed...... Undressing through the window of the heart, silently watching the undressing lady clean up.

'He' is undressed after all, but he can't control it.

I learned from the mouths of others that the undressing father is called 'spring', and the undressing lady is called 'autumn'.

After all, spring planting and autumn harvest~

Their generation, the name is just one word, clean and crisp!

But the old men found that the people with the same name all over the street, shouting one servant, could come out of ten.

As a result, the new rules are very capricious and must be two-character names.

There will be no more of this, and when the minions named 'Egg' are called, many people respond in confusion.

At least there aren't so many, they can call, dog eggs, hairy eggs, cow eggs and even dung eggs~

There are countless souls in the dead, maybe they were shocked during the crossing, maybe they were ...... Anyway, there are many possibilities for these souls to lose their spirituality.

Gray and black, the black pressure was gathered together, and there was no jailer to deal with it, and those numb consciousnesses had been destroyed with the Netherworld.

Undressed's heartfelt hope that "they will become the consciousness of the newborn Netherworld!" is already a wonderful blessing.

Otherwise, the essence is made up of sin stripped of living beings, and they still want to be reincarnated as humans?

He won't allow it...... Out of control, one undressing is enough.

Inside the dead white body, undressing is so familiar that it can't be more familiar.

The earth is full of cracks...... The archway that reads 'Cleansing Sins'.

Even the texture of the river is exactly the same, and in other words, it is only idle to the extreme...... The meticulous undressing will remember the lines of the river!

This time, there was no obstacle, and I could run back and forth unimpeded, but there was no black disc.

"How long will this be eaten!" is very sad when he undresses, and it can be determined through induction that if he does not digest these souls, he will never be liberated, and will always be trapped in this body that cannot be manipulated or controlled.

After his precise calculations, it will take about 10,000 plus years to do the measurement, well, one to 900,000 years, depending on the appetite. In order to swallow the main factors that were rejected by heaven and earth, these black evil spirits that existed because of his cheap hands blocking death......

Just kidding, right?

Absolutely going to die!

If you don't have a body to cover your breath, I'm afraid you'll have to play the moment it appears!

And this body obviously can't live for 10,000 years.

"Why don't you throw some out?"

After thinking about it, I still don't want it, it's already smoking, and I don't know what if I lose it again.

I also know with my ass that the so-called black smoke incident is not unrelated to the 'Dafa of Diverting Attention'.

Don't harm your parents in this life, it's not easy for older parents.

As for yourself?

Undressing said that it is a day to live, but you can't be idle, just keep recording!

Every day's leisure time is my time of suffering, and my ladies~, will be brought by my mother-in-law to play with me.

They also don't want to think about what a few month-old children can do together except poop and pee?

A bunch of women gathered together whispered and smiled ghostly, but don't go out!!

What about us? Is there anyone else in charge!?

The eldest lady woke up and cried, triggering many ladies to follow suit......

Hehe, I'm standing still!

I'm never going to go out, at least, before I die and repair myself.

Although I didn't see the destruction of the Netherworld with my own eyes, I ended up in tatters with my ass, uh, knowing everything I wanted, and it was to protect me to the death.

Even if I don't value my life, I'll wait for it to recover, and maybe it will become a new Netherworld, and then......

Hey, what are you doing?

I saw my Jiu Niangzi lying on her side, her eyes sparkling and blinking, and at the same time, stretching out her sinful yellow hand.

Vomit~

This must not be endured, you wait a little while to die, I will come when I go!

Undressing and quickly spinning your body and kicking your legs, you beat it away, taking advantage of the future of heaven and earth, and resorted to the Dafa of shifting the target.

"I'm sorry, Ancestral Grave!"

Alas, it's just pitiful, I'm three, four, five, six, four ladies, shrouded in a yellow mystery.

"Ah, the kid is pulling up!" a scream woke up my mothers-in-law.

The time of suffering is finally coming to an end, but there is no need to say goodbye, right?

You can just go!

Starting from my eldest lady, everyone who doesn't fall will kiss me goodbye, the passive kind.

Mother-in-law, please don't press my mother's head hard, okay?

The big lady's front teeth gnaw me a little bit......

By the time it was my turn to be eight, my face was already clean.

Nine Niangzi, you don't want it, right?

I saw you squirming on your fingers just now!

“......”

It's good, now it's gone, it's just smelly~

"Is this life?"

Undressing and stopping the pen, it seems that there is a slight gain.

......

Thankfully, this miserable life lasted until I was four years old.

It's not that my ladies have learned to be shy, it's ...... The other door dog egg mother and son slander me!

"I'm afraid I'm not a fool, right?" the dog girl pretended to gossip, "I can't even speak, I know how to cry when I'm hungry, and I'm still a big man, it's a joke!"

"Fool's joke~Fool's joke~" Dogan took the brothers of the Singles Gang and spread it around.

I didn't care, but she secretly cried, and just hugged me tighter.

Mother...... I can't shout, it's not that I can't, but I don't dare, and it will bring disaster to her.

I have the art of concealment, as long as I don't show my feet, what can heaven and earth do to me?

She wasn't.

Therefore, in the eyes of the world, I am just stupid~

Yes, I'm white!

Occasionally, I would stand outside the gate, holding my left hand and holding my right hand, which meant that I had a preliminary integration with this body, and even my posture when I was in the dark was inadvertently displayed.

"I really miss it~" Undressing sighed, at that time, he was holding his left hand to death, holding Da Hei in his right hand, and his heroic appearance was radiant!

The ladies sat in rows, looking at me while playing house, hehe, is it missing?

Even if my mother-in-law has the intention of repenting of marriage, how can the relationship of four years be ......

The dog came out with the boiled eggs at home, and the ladies rushed up.

It's very intimate!

"What's that, I don't care~ where the little kid's feelings come from, joke!"

The dog looked at me mockingly, and he even walked up to me and, defiantly, placed a skinned egg in my prostrated hand.

Undressing: "... Drip... Drop..."

Don't pull me to death, you can't be humiliated!

When you are entangled with death...... It's not conscious? Please don't care about these details.

I saw my body instinctively, and I used the kind black ...... I swear, in short, it was really an instinctive reaction, and I choked a little when I swallowed 'uh' in one gulp.

The doggy lady came out of the house, grabbed the dog, and slapped the soles of her shoes on the buttocks.

The ladies and I were stunned!

It turned out that he had stolen the eggs he had saved at home and cooked them himself...... I said, it's rare for everyone to eat white noodles, and your family still chews eggs to eat, so what's the change?

'Uh~' I inadvertently burped, and the dog's shot was heavier.

The dog looked at me with a resentful face, very sad.

"Let you please my ladies, yes! I will throw you with my soul. ”

A big lump, a pitch-black soul, undressed and took over the body and threw it out in an instant, "I'm not a stingy person, and I will never fall into the well!"

The rules of heaven and earth came down in an instant, "Yes, it's the one opposite!"

In fact, this thing is not very useful, the evil spirits from the other world have no effect except to cause the disgust of heaven and earth, even if they are contaminated, it is just unlucky, after all, not everyone has the qualifications to be targeted by heaven and earth.

Moreover, there is no companion in this space, at least I don't feel it.

If there is, how can it be possible to watch the soul be dissolved, and it is very useful to take it back.

It can be washed and polished......

'Uh~' I saw that the dog's face was dark, but I'm going to find water to drink, goodbye~

I miscalculated, and when the bad news came that afternoon, the screams could be heard all over the alley.

I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious, she hugged me and started crying again.

My ladies, phew, ex-wives, still abandoned me after all.

Because, the ancestral grave of the dog's family collapsed, and there was still a black light!

After me, another capable man was born, at least in the eyes of my professional mother-in-law.

When I came outside the gate again, my ex-wives were kissing goodbye to the dogs, and I couldn't bear to look directly at the bloody scene.

After all...... It's not a few months old, and the teeth, the ladies, phew, and ex-wives are all ......

Since then, the game of playing at home has often been staged outside my house, and I ignore the dog's smug gaze, because when he kisses goodbye~ he will cry.

I'm sure that in addition to the fact that my body is concave, the bachelors of my age are waiting for that moment.

"Human nature is evil~" Undressing and realizing again!

Say, what are you doing standing next to me?

Waiting for the same dog food as eggs?

The doggy has already sold the chickens!

"Hmph, these milky yellow-haired girls, I don't admit that you are my ex-wife...... I'm a pure four-year-old virgin!"

What, the hundreds of years of the Netherworld don't count.

When he was five years old, the cheap dad who was recruited by the master returned, taking a skinny little girl with him.

"I'll wipe it!" Undressing didn't even care about the record, and a mentality called gossip suddenly burned, "Half-sister?"

"Yes, I didn't think my dad would have this ability!"

Oh, by the way, the reason why my dad was drafted into battle has nothing to do with the second time I performed the 'Dafa of Diverting Attention' in my own home!

Should...... It shouldn't matter, right?

What, I miscalculated again, and when I thought I would be single to death, I had a lady again.

According to Cheap Daddy, it was picked up on the side of the road.

I once suspected that he was lying, because after raising him for a while, even I had to admit that the little girl was very beautiful!

By the way, the little girl is called 'Ugly Girl'.

Undressed, with a dispensable mentality, wrote down the names that changed his life.

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