Chapter 14: The evolution of martial arts has improved for the first time
This meal of wine can be said to be drunk in the dark, full of mess, people on their backs, from noon, until the sky is dark, the moon is over.
Su Yang was held by the thirteenth or fifteenth junior brother, and his mind was confused, and he couldn't remember how many people he accompanied and how many bowls he drank. It's just that according to the rare impression, about in the afternoon, I was already dizzy, so I couldn't even walk because I was so lightheaded, and I vomited once after the evening to get a little better.
Anyway, I heard that the Sanjiang faction has a total of more than 80 empty altars today, all of which are five-pound altars.
Fortunately, he finally helped Zhang Dashan take revenge, haha, and drank more than a dozen martial arts seniors and rookies.
Anyway, I don't dare to say that the reputation of martial arts is not poured, and the name of the second child of the Sanjiang faction who does not pour a thousand cups of wine is completely played out today, and those who dare to come to the Sanjiang faction to make trouble in the future will weigh the weight first.
At night, the subordinates of the Sanjiang faction packed up the tables and arranged accommodation for the drunk.
Su Yang, as the person with the highest status who can barely stay sober in the Sanjiang faction, took a group of junior disciples who could barely stand, drunkenly sent away a group of friends from the rivers and lakes, and then almost supported the wall, and slowly returned to the small courtyard assigned to him.
Before the courtyard gate, when passing by the porch, Su Yang suddenly stopped, leaned his back against the wall, and drunkenly beckoned to a small servant, signaling him to come over.
Seeing this, the little guy ran to Su Yang's side, bowed down and smiled: "Second master, what do you have to say?" β
"Damn, it's the second master again, and Lao Tzu is not Jia Baoyu!"
Su Yang muttered thoughtlessly, and subconsciously wanted to touch the cigarette and lighter in his mouth, but he didn't touch it after touching it a few times, and then he remembered that he had already crossed, he smiled, and said to the little girl: "Go and get me two more jars of wine." β
When the little guy heard this, his eyes were about to fall off, and his mouth opened into an O-shape, and he exclaimed, "Second master, are you still drinking?" β
"Drink, why don't you drink?" Su Yang casually took out two coins of broken silver from his arms and threw them to the little girl, waved his hand and smiled: "Hugh wants to ask more, go and come back quickly!" β
"Thank you for the second master's reward!" The little girl's face bloomed with joy, and he turned around and left, but Xiao Banzhuxiang's kung fu came back, carrying a large unopened wine jar in one hand.
"The little one has opened his eyes today!" The little guy put down the wine, with admiration and surprise on his face, and nagged: "I'm counting it today, the second master, you drank a total of about fifty bowls before and after, I'm afraid there are more than 20 catties, plus this altar, it's a small thirty catties, don't you drink wine as water?" β
Su Yang laughed: "Your second master is an alcoholic, you can't live if you don't drink." β
"The little one will help you bring the wine in, and let the kitchen fry a few snacks?" The little guy asked.
"No, the second master likes to drink widowed wine."
Su Yang waved his hand, and in the eyes of the little guy who was about to go crazy, he carried the jar back and forth and returned to his small courtyard.
As soon as he entered the room, the smile on Su Yang's face disappeared, and was replaced by a bitter hatred!
Damn, no matter how much you love to drink, you won't drink thirty pounds! That's not called drinking, that's a punishment!
Su Yang has been dead for a long time, and he is disgusted when he sees wine.
But there is a gut feeling that after an afternoon of fierce fighting, his drinking skills seem to have improved, and he has reached a bottleneck, maybe a little more can break through the "alcoholics".
Drink, drink, these martial arts worlds are more dangerous than the other, and sooner they will have one more skill, maybe they will be able to save a small life when they will be able to do so.
Su Yang closed the door and slapped the mud seal on the wine jar with a bitter face.
Smelling the smell of wine, Su Yang's stomach contracted for a while, and he almost wanted to vomit, so he gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and buried his whole head in the wine jar.
Grunt grunt
In the blink of an eye, half of the jar of wine entered his stomach, Su Yang was dressed roughly, leaned on the bed at once, stroked his slightly bulging belly, and burped heavily.
"Uh~~"
The air was filled with a thick, outrageous smell of alcohol.
At the same time, a familiar mechanical voice sounded in Su Yang's heart without warning:
"Drink a lot of alcohol, break through the upper limit of 'alcoholic' drinking ability, improve your drinking skills, get the title of 'alcoholic', and increase the upper limit of alcohol;
The title 'Drunkard' has a side effect: Alcoholic as hell.
Function: Drinking alcohol can invigorate the spirit, restore a small amount of body, and slightly improve the effect of martial arts. β
Without waiting for Su Yang to react, the voice paused, and then continued: "Drinking skills are improved, a small amount of martial arts Cheng dΓΉ evolution is promoted, and the first level of martial arts evolution is increased by half a percent." β
Su Yang was stunned, he had already guessed the improvement of drinking skills, but he didn't expect that he could also improve the evolution of martial arts by the way, half of it was 5%, which means that there are still ninety and a half percent of the first level to be completed?
"Maybe it's because drinking is an important feature in the martial arts world." Su Yang secretly thought, so from this point of view, not only martial arts, but all events and characteristics related to "martial arts" can probably promote the evolution of the new world of martial arts.
Immediately after, a feeling of refreshment throughout the body instantly spread to Su Yang's whole body, as if blown by a gust of spring breeze, the feeling of dizziness and discomfort after being drunk disappeared completely, and was replaced by a feeling of being full of energy!
And the smell of wine in the air, Su Yang felt unpleasant a moment ago, but at this time, it was fragrant.
"Good wine, good wine!"
Su Yang laughed, picked up the remaining half jar of wine and poured it on his head, just now he felt like a swill that was difficult to swallow, but at this time, it was sweet and mellow, just like a jade liquid.
After drinking the remaining half of the jar in a few gulps, Su Yang still felt unsatisfied, carrying the empty wine jar, kicked open the door, staggered to the courtyard, and shouted loudly: "Then whoever is who, bring two jars of wine to your second master!" β
The little guy just now probably went to sleep, and no one replied for a long time, and suddenly, Su Yang seemed to hear a faint female voice from outside the courtyard:
"How can anyone drink like this, it's just a drunkard!"
"There are women!"
When a man drinks too much and hears a woman's voice, especially a good woman's voice, he will always be a little excited, and when Su Yang goes to find the source of the voice, he strides out of the small courtyard, looks left and right, but there is no one in sight.
"Could it be that I drank too much and had auditory hallucinations?" Su Yang looked at the empty doorway and scratched his head a little strangely.
But what the voice said was not wrong at all, Su Yang laughed: "What's wrong with being a drunkard, I'm a big drunkard." β
Unable to find a small servant, Su Yang casually pulled a few handymen to ask about the layout of the Sanjiang faction, and then touched the wine cellar by himself, brought out a jar of wine, and touched the kitchen, personally cooked a plate of pig's head meat, and drank a lot by the moonlight, and didn't even know when he fell asleep.
When Su Yang opened his eyes again, it was already noon the next day.
The little guy who helped him find wine last night shook Su Yang's shoulder, and urged anxiously: "Second master, second master, don't sleep, the eldest master summoned all the masters to go to the martial arts arena and prepare to teach the swordsmanship in his dreams!" β
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