Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, cultivating this body in the cave for thousands of years, ah~ah~~, ahah~ah!

Wait, stop, wrong, this is Qingcheng Mountain, but there is no Bai Suzhen and no Xiaoqing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThis is located in Dujiangyan City, CD City, Sichuan Province, Qingcheng Mountain, the forest is verdant, evergreen in all seasons, the peaks are ringed, the shape is like a city outline, so it is called Qingcheng Mountain. In the past, it was one of the four famous mountains of China's four great avenues and one of the five immortal mountains, and now it is a key national scenic spot and a national 5A-level tourist attraction.

Of course, the Qingcheng Mountain Range stretches for hundreds of square kilometers, and it is impossible to be within the scenic area.

And it is rumored that there are immortals in Qingcheng Mountain.

Qingcheng is secluded in the world, the scenery here is beautiful, the scenery is charming, quiet and quiet, just like the place of the fairy in mythology, no wonder there is this legend. But we don't know if there are immortals, there are a lot of monkeys in this Qingcheng Mountain!

"Squeak! Chirping! Chirping!! ”

"Dead monkey, don't run! Your uncle, dare to rob the master's chicken! "Between the mountains and mountains, between the lush forests, a Sichuan golden snub-nosed monkey flips and moves between many trees, arbitrarily vertical and horizontal, so chic! And it was followed by a young man who was angry and corrupt, with a delicate face, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a handsome man, but he was dressed in a Taoist robe and combed a Taoist bun in this era, which seemed a little out of place, like a person from outside the world who did not eat the fireworks of the world.

"Damn, dead monkey, that old man asks me to be a vegetarian every day, and my eyes are green! I finally stole a chicken and roasted it, and I haven't tasted it, but I was snatched away by you, who killed a thousand knives, and returned it to me! Oops, I'll go, don't bite! That's my chicken!! The young man climbed the tree with the same skill as a monkey and chased away.

Well, well, immortals also have to eat, don't eat without meat, don't eat without meat!

Meanwhile, at CD Shuangliu International Airport, a well-dressed young woman wearing sunglasses walked out of the hall pushing an airport trolley. With a tall figure, fair skin, and big wavy blond hair, it almost makes people think that this is a white beauty. But taking off her sunglasses, the small oriental facial features and dark pupils show her identity as a Chinese.

The woman stopped the trolley, took off her sunglasses and looked around, when a group of big men in black suits and black leather shoes who seemed to have been waiting for a long time quickly approached her.

"Miss! Miss! You've got it! Tired along the way!? The leading man immediately took the trolley full of luggage and said politely.

However, the woman didn't seem to appreciate it very much, squinted her eyes and skimmed everyone, and said: "I said, what are you doing with so many people, and you are still dressed like this, for fear that others will not know that you are the underworld, cut, send you four words, like a retard!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! The eldest lady teaches a lesson! In the face of the woman's reprimand, a group of big men bowed their heads and bowed their waists, and the passers-by couldn't help but look sideways.

"What are you doing there? What about cars? Do you want me to walk to Qingcheng Mountain?! ”

"Oh oh, Miss, go this way..."

The convoy was heading in the direction of Qingcheng Mountain, and Duan Tianqing didn't know at this time that the woman he was afraid of in the world was about to arrive!

In the Qingcheng Mountains, in a secluded and uninhabited small courtyard, an ancient tree is towering in the middle of the courtyard, and under the tree, an old man dressed as a Taoist priest with crane hair and a childish face is meditating cross-legged.

"Purr, purr!" No, it looks like I'm just asleep!

Suddenly, a golden figure appeared on the courtyard wall and jumped behind the old man with a snort. It seemed to want to tease the old man, but the old man's temperament changed suddenly, and the next moment his eyes were already wide, and his hands poked out behind his back like eagle claws, and instantly caught the monkey!

"Squeak, squeak! Chirping! There was a hint of pain in the monkey's cry.

"Hey, it's a monkey, and this mountain elf is also full of spirituality!" The old man loosened his fingers, took the monkey in his arms, looked like a fairy wind bone, stroked the monkey's head, and muttered to himself.

At this time, Duan Tianqing pushed the door in a hurry and walked in, but he was stunned the moment he saw the old man. His eyes wandered, and when he saw the monkey in the old man's arms, he turned around and ran!

"Hey, apprentice, why are you always so frizzy, what does it mean to run away without turning around when you see the master greeting you!? Hey, haha, young people are just energetic! I can't help but think of my youth! Lao Dao stroked his beard with his hands and sighed at life, like a fairy among the gods.

"Huh? Monkey, where did you get this roast chicken? The roast is good, the craftsmanship is a fight with the apprentice, and I look at this chicken bone essence, it is very extraordinary, I didn't expect it to become the food on the plate of your monkey, haha, it is really the reincarnation of heaven, the cycle of cause and effect, and the natural selection! Lao Dao pretended to be deep and said words that he couldn't quite understand.

However, the more he looked at the chicken, the more he felt that something was wrong, and Lao Dao lifted the neck of the chicken and looked at the head of the chicken carefully: "Why does this chicken look a little familiar?" It's weird! Wait, this, is this the old man's iron general!!??? At this time, Lao Dao no longer cares about pretending to be a master, and he scolds with his hair open!

"his ancestors! Which iron general who killed a thousand knives roasted the old man! The old man wants him to pay for his life!! At this time, his mind moved, he looked at the monkey he was holding in his hand, and thought of all the strange behaviors of Duan Tianqing when he appeared just now, and he didn't know what was going on.

"I'll fuck you ass little bunny! Get back to the old man! Lao Dao was angry, and a lion's roar shook the birds and the mountains and forests. In a fit of rage, the old man jumped up on tiptoe, didn't even leave the door, jumped over the wall like a big bird, and immediately chased him out.

Duan Tianqing, who was running in the woods, trembled when he heard the roar, knowing that the matter was revealed, he stepped up his pace and ran down the mountain.

However, not long after running far, Duan Tianqing felt a strong wind coming from behind him, and he rolled on the spot with a strange scream, "Bang! With a bang, a stone flew past his scalp, hit a thick tree, directly pierced the big tree, and flew for a long time before landing.

Duan Tianqing's pupils shrank sharply, cold sweat flowed down, and he changed the direction and continued to run away, but he still shouted: "You old guy is really ruthless, do you really want to kill me, the damn flying locust stones have been used!" I just roasted your chicken, don't you blame it, and it's not all your fault, who told you to make me a vegetarian! Besides, I was snatched away before I could eat that chicken! "Who would have thought that the bullet-like stone just now was actually thrown by Lao Dao with his hands!

"Fuck you! That's your junior brother! Lao Tzu's god chicken! It conscientiously wakes you up at five o'clock every morning, you don't even know how to be grateful, and roast him so cruelly, Lao Tzu must clean up the portal today! Slaughter you little brute! "Hey, Lao Dao inadvertently seems to have said the way of General Shenji Tie's death.

Hearing the last few words, Duan Tianqing suddenly thought of the plot in a novel he had read recently, and subconsciously opened his mouth and said, "Who is the little beast scolding!?" ”

And Lao Dao also said very cooperatively: "The little beast scolded you!" ”

As soon as the words came out, both of them were stunned, and after a while, Duan Tianqing said with a sad face: "Master, why are you cooperating with me so much!?" ”

"Wow, yes, yes! I'm mad at me! "Lao Dao flew like a fierce tiger and pounced on Duan Tianqing.

"Tiger's Claw Hands!!"

"Ahh!!hh

(To be continued)