"I said, old man, it's almost over, you've tied me up for two hours! Enough is interesting, what else do you want from me!? "On the ancient tree in the middle of the courtyard, Duan Tianqing's cloak was tightly tied by layers of hemp rope, looking at his binding technique, it was quite skillful. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"You rebel, not only did you make mistakes, but you also have no remorse! How can a teacher let you go freely!? Lao Dao looked distressed.

“。。。 Old man, there is no one else here, don't drag the text and pretend to be a master of the world, I don't know how many pounds and taels you have!? Although Duan Tianqing was tied in his mouth, he was still dishonest.

"You eight calves, fuck hurry up and kowtow to the old man's iron general to admit your mistakes, otherwise don't think about coming down!" Lao Dao angrily pointed to a small new grave in the corner of the courtyard. There is a wooden plaque at the head of the tomb, with the words "Tomb of the Iron General" written in large and powerful letters, and two thousand paper cranes inserted in wooden sticks next to it are guarded on both sides of the tomb.

"What, you actually asked me to kowtow to a roast chicken!? It seems that you and this chicken are true love! You old pervert, you can kill me, and I won't kowtow to the chicken! Duan Tianqing's eyes widened like copper bells, and he looked like he was going to die generously.

The old-fashioned blow beard glared, picked up a rolling pin and smashed it at Duan Tianqing: "Look at the weapon!! ”

After a while, "Ah, it hurts!" Ah, to die, to die! Hah~~" Duan Tianqing shouted absentmindedly and couldn't help but yawn.

Lao Dao threw away the rolling pin that was almost broken into two sections, sat on the pier with his ass, and held his knees panting: "Damn, the stupidest thing Lao Tzu did was to let you practice iron cloth shirts back then!" ”

"Hehe, master, you have beaten and scolded, you have scolded, you should also be angry, let me down if you are angry! It's really uncomfortable to tie up! Duan Tianqing licked his face and said.

"Lao Tzu is really in the last life, I really don't know what kind of sin I have created, so I can have such a bastard apprentice as you!" Lao Dao said and grabbed the rope with his right hand, and the finger-thick hemp rope broke in response.

"Hey, it's a pity that the few catties of barbecue contributed by General Tie have been ruined by you, master!" Duan Tianqing rubbed his wrist and said with regret.

"Ahem, ahem!" As soon as Lao Dao heard this, he immediately turned his head to Duan Tianqing, and wiped his mouth without a trace.

"Huh? Master, what are you doing? ”

"Didn't do anything!"

"Why do you have oil in your mouth!?"

"What are you doing!?"

"Wait, what did you just tie me up and eat back in the house?!"

"Nonsense, as a teacher, when did you eat! Hey, rebel, why did you dig up the grave of General Tie! It's all dead, and you still won't let him go!? Lao Dao said with an uncomfortable expression, and hurriedly tried to stop it. However, when it was too late, Duan Tianqing had already pulled out a pair of chicken bones covered with dirt from the soil.

He held the chicken skeleton, trembled his hands and said with a sad expression: "Old guy, you are more ruthless than me, don't you have a deep relationship with it, don't you let me eat it, you actually eat its meat yourself!" The most important thing is that you eat so cleanly, and you don't leave me a piece of meat! ”

"Ahem, it's all a misunderstanding, when did I eat it? General Tie was born a spiritual creature, and his flesh melted into the earth, and it was already turned into nourishment to nourish the creatures of the earth! Amitabha! ”

"Fuck your uncle! You're going to be shameless! You are a fake Taoist priest and pretending to be a fake monk, and the master is fighting with you! Duan Tianqing threw the chicken bones casually, and a lion pounced on the rabbit and hugged Lao Dao's waist, and the two suddenly rolled together and scuffled together.

"Little rabbit cub, do you dare to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!?"

"It's you who beats you old and unscrupulous!"

"Damn, you dare to attack the old man's next three ways! The old man still wants the sunset to be red! ”

"Master, I'll make your six roots clean today! You in the province go down the mountain every once in a while to go to Widow Yang's house in the village to discuss the Tao all night! ”

“！！！ How do you know everything!? ”

"Hahaha, Widow Yang's daughter secretly told me, you didn't expect it!"

"Hmph, don't be complacent, the last time you went down the mountain, you drank too much and carried the yellow dog in the village and you were going to worship the handle, so that the yellow dog under the mountain now runs away when he sees you, I don't have to say it!"

"You still fart when you tell people hexagrams, and you tell people that you heard the heavenly machine from the fart, and you are also shameless to the extreme, I am ashamed of you!"

"You..."

"Cluck, cluck! I heard so many interesting things when I came! At this moment, there was a burst of laughter like silver bells outside the wall.

"Who?!"

"The Iron General has been resurrected?! Why do I sound so much like a rooster? "This voice seems familiar, doesn't it?

"You're like a rooster! Isn't the skin itching again, my lovely brother?! The door opened, and a group of people walked in, led by a woman with bright eyes and bright teeth, with long golden hair and a shawl, a smile at the corner of her mouth, and a pair of red phoenix eyes, like a thorny rose, beautiful and dangerous.

"Sister!? What are you doing here?! Duan Tianqing hurriedly broke free from the old way, stood up at a loss, patted the dust on his body, and looked more panicked than the joy of seeing his loved ones. Second young master! Several big men accompanying him greeted Duan Tianqing respectfully.

"Why, your beautiful sister doesn't seem to be too happy to come to see you!?" The woman circled around Duan Tianqing, and her jade fingers tapped at him from time to time.

"Why! It's too late for me to be happy! Duan Tianqing wooden people generally stood up, not daring to move, their eyes rolling around, not knowing what they were thinking.

"Happy? Then you laugh one! The woman stood in front of Duan Tianqing, her face getting closer and closer, and the tips of their noses were almost touching.

"Hehe~" Duan Tianqing showed an ugly smile.

"Yay!? It's ugly! The woman's face was disgusted.

Duan Tianqing stood restrained and wanted to cry without tears, it was you who made me laugh, and you thought I was ugly when I laughed. A woman is really a complex creature, from childhood to adulthood, the person Duan Tianqing is most afraid of is this sister, not only because she was born to lose to her in momentum, but also because her countless black histories were caused by her! In Duan Tianqing's eyes, she was a devil in painted skin.

"Hahaha, let your kid be arrogant, the person who can restrain you is here! Lyra, you have come at the right time! Hurry up and clean him up, this kid plans to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, if you come later, I'm afraid he will succeed! ”

"Hehe, Grandpa Li, compared to this, I'm still more interested in Widow Yang in the village! Can you tell me about your love story? Duan Tianqin turned his head to reveal an innocent smile, staring at him with an ambiguous expression.

"Uh, what's Widow Yang, don't listen to this kid's nonsense." Li Laodao looked back, and several big men showed a hint of evil smiles, looking like we all understood.

"Oh, it turns out that there is no Widow Yang, but it is groundless, it seems that Grandpa Li is better at this mouthful! Lao Chen, a few of you will find a few more widows to send to Li Ye in the future! Duan Tianqin raised his eyebrows and said.

"Yes!" Several big men looked like they were obeying the holy decree.

“。。。。。”

"Master Li, what do you like, tall and short, fat and thin, coquettish or good, as long as you open your mouth, the brothers can get it for you!" The leading man's chest was beating, and he came up and said earnestly.

“。。。 Get lost! ”

Looking at Duan Tianqin, who walked into the house first, Li Laodao said to Duan Tianqing seriously: "If you find a beautiful girl in the future, don't be like her!" ”

(To be continued)