Chapter 3 The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain

"Sister, why did you dye your hair yellow? Cosplay Water Ice Moon?! ”

"Don't call me sister, call me sister!"

“。 Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info。。 Sister, you're twenty years old, aren't you getting better yet?! ”

"Oh, my stupid brother! Still stupid as always! ”

“。。。 Sister, can we still talk properly! ”

"Little brat, don't ask what you shouldn't!"

“。。。”

In the room, Li Laodao sat at the head of the room with his beard in his beard, "Tianqin, is there something you have to do this time?" ”

Duan Tianqin sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and Duan Tianqing stood beside her obediently: "Grandpa Li, I'm here to take my stupid brother away this time." ”

"Let's go? Where to go? Duan Tianqing didn't realize what was going on for a while.

Duan Tianqin ignored him and continued to say to Lao Dao: "He will be eighteen years old soon, he can't stay in the mountain all the time, you also know the situation of our family, there were many reasons why he went up the mountain back then, and he always had to contact the society, and it was impossible to be a little Taoist priest for a lifetime, so this time I came... ”

"If I don't go back, I won't go home if that old thing and that dead vixen don't die!" Before Duan Tianqin could finish speaking, Duan Tianqing interrupted her.

"Shut up, what do you say about our dad!? Besides, you dare to interrupt me!? Duan Tianqin pinched him fiercely.

"Ahh Anyway, I'm not going back! ”

"I didn't say I was going to take you home, what are you anxious about?!" Duan Tianqin gave him a blank look.

"That's? What do you mean? ”

"Hey, it's okay, let's go, I wanted him to get out of here, I can live a few years less here!" Li Laodao waved his sleeves and turned around as if he didn't care.

"Hey, isn't it, our master and apprentice are a game, and you just drove me away?!" Duan Tianqing pursed his lips and said.

"And what else do you want to do? Didn't you want to go down the mountain a long time ago, and it just so happened that your sister was here, so you should follow, or you still want to hug and cry with the old man?! ”

"By the way, Lyra, you said you wouldn't take him home, so where are you going?!"

"Go to America!" Duan Tianqin blurted out three words, which made Duan Tianqing shocked.

"America?! Sister, tease me, I don't speak a word of English! ”

"Cut, it's natural to go, and besides, it's not you going alone, I'll go with you, Dad said, since you don't want to go home, I just want to study in the United States, let me take you with me!"

Duan Tianqing was still speechless by the news.

Li Laodao was silent for a while and said, "Then when are you leaving?" ”

"Let's go in a minute, tomorrow morning's plane!"

"In such a hurry?"

"Well, his papers are all with me, everything is done!"

"Hey, sister, you haven't even asked my opinion!" Duan Tianqing seemed a little dissatisfied.

"Your opinion? Does it matter? Duan Tianqin rolled his eyes, making Duan Tianqing a little crying, with such a strong sister, he felt that his future life must be full of tragedy.

Just when Duan Tianqing made up two hundred episodes of bitter dramas, Li Laodao spoke, "Rabbit cub, hurry up and pack your things, what are you doing in a daze." ”

"I'm going to leave so soon, I'm not ready yet!" Duan Tianqing said with a bitter face.

Although every day on the mountain, Duan Tianqing would miss life in the big city, but when it was time to leave, he was still reluctant to give up on this old man who had a bad temper, cheated on people all day long, hooked up with widows, and made him a vegetarian, and his heart had cursed his ancestors countless times.

"Hmph, what do the manly husband mother-in-law and mother do! Why don't you guys hurry up and pack up with him!? Become a god!? Lao Dao pretended to be angry, pointed at a few accompanying men and scolded.

"Yes, second young master, let's go!" Duan Tianqing walked out of the door with a few people, and Lao Dao also turned around and went back to his bedroom, and after a while, there was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

"Miss, is this the predecessor of the Iron Lion Li Yuanlong, who was formerly known as the first martial arts master of the founding of the country?!" The leader couldn't help but ask with curiosity in his heart.

"yes, what, isn't it?"

"Hehe, anyway, the gap is still quite big from what I thought before." Dahan scratched his head and said.

When he first came in, when he saw Li Yuanlong, who was scuffling with Duan Tianqing, the image of a master he had established in his heart collapsed, and he couldn't believe that this was the legendary person.

"Hmph, no one should be disguised! You're like this, a hundred more are not enough for his old man to fight with one hand! Duan Tianqin put his hands on his chest and educated.

"Hehe, yes, I'm a long acquaintance today!"

After a while, Duan Tianqing and a few big men walked in with a few cloth bags, and Duan Tianqin said, "Hey, take me a look!" ”

"What, what?" Duan Tianqing's expression was a little embarrassed.

"Your luggage."

"No, no, it's all clothes or something." Duan Tianqing hurriedly snatched the burden from the hands of several big men.

"I don't want to say a second time! Take it! "The eldest sister is like a mother, even if she is strong in martial arts, Duan Tianqing still doesn't dare to listen to her sister's words.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it! Hey, what is this, it seems that I will take you down the mountain to buy some clothes, and I don't have a suitcase, and others think you are going to turn into a fate when you are dressed like this! Duan Tianqin unpacked the luggage one after another, Duan Tianqing's face was strange, and he seemed to be a little nervous.

"I don't want these bags of clothes, just leave them here, I'll take you down the mountain to buy new ones!" As he spoke, Duan Tianqin was about to pick up the last package.

"Sister-sama!! Don't look at this! It's all clothes, nothing to look at! Duan Tianqing flew over and hugged her waist and grabbed her hands tightly.

"Oh?! Looks like there's a secret here!? Duan Tianqin showed a smile and said with interest. The big men who accompanied him all consciously turned their backs, looking like I didn't exist.

In the end, Duan Tianqin still opened the package, and she said with a bang: "I want to see what good things are in here." ”

Duan Tianqing's face was like ashes.

"Huh? This is a love letter?! Yang Xiaolan? Wow ha, my stupid brother also likes it, yes, I keep this! ”

"Huh? Isn't this Grandpa Li's favorite teapot, I lost it when I came that summer, I heard that I didn't find it for a long time, it turned out that it was broken and hidden by you! This photo is kept as evidence! ”“。。。”

"What is this..."

"Sister, it's just a comic book, nothing to see!!" Duan Tianqing rushed over and pressed it on the cover with a "snap".

But it seems to be a step too late," Gongkou comics!! Hey, my brother seems to have really grown up! It's okay, my sister won't laugh at you! After all, this is a normal physiological phenomenon! Duan Tianqin patted Duan Tianqing's shoulder. Hehe, is that so? Duan Tianqing didn't seem to expect her to react like this.

"Hey, I'll take a look at what the content is and what genre do you like!?" Duan Tianqin picked up a copy casually and opened the cover, only to see that "Sister's ***********" was coincidentally written on it.

Duan Tianqin instantly clasped his hands to his chest and took a few steps back, and said with a frightened face: "You pervert, I didn't expect you to want to attack me!" ”

Before Duan Tianqing could explain, Duan Tianqin said like a cannon: "Even if our relationship is good, I won't agree to this kind of thing, you will die of this heart." Although I am cute and charming, you don't have a chance, give up, boy! ”

"I didn't. You are mistaken! ”

"Don't worry, my sister will risk being violated and correct your distorted worldview! Don't give up treatment, even the most disgusting dead fat house has the right to be saved! ”

"I don't..."

"Even if we will live together for a while in the future, I will definitely take strict precautions against you, and I will never give you a chance to commit a crime!"

"Sister, I was wrong, please forgive me! I'll listen to you from now on! ”

"Hey, okay, I'll forget about it for now, but this is just the first step in your reform!" Duan Tianqin said with a victorious expression.

“。。。 Hey, the master always said that the woman under the mountain is a tiger, but none of them are as terrible as this tiger! Duan Tianqing muttered.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

At this time, Li Yuanlong pushed the door and walked out with a solemn expression, "Let's pack up and go, kid, bring this!" Li Yuanlong handed Duan Tianqing a small old suitcase.

"What is this?" As soon as Duan Tianqing was about to look, Li Yuanlong held his hand.

"Let's see when we're gone!"

"Oh, that master...

"Don't say it, let's go!"

"We..."

"Let's go!" Li Yuanlong didn't seem to want to say anything more.

Duan Tianqing left, without saying goodbye, leaving Qingcheng Mountain, which never tired of seeing each other, and leaving Li Yuanlong, who grew up with him, but from now on, a place called the NBA will begin to write a new legend.

The group walked to the bottom of the mountain, and Duan Tianqing shouted towards the top of the mountain: "Old man, I will come to see you every summer vacation in the future!" ”

At this time, there was a response from the top of the mountain, "The internal skill you practice is Tongzigong!" Don't break your body before Dacheng! ”

“。。。 I'll fuck your uncle! Old guy, why didn't you tell the master when you first started practicing! "It's not for Duan Tianqin and the others to pull it desperately, Duan Tianqing must let that unscrupulous old liar taste his iron fist of justice.

(To be continued)