Have you ever seen a blind date with three people?

In a fine dining restaurant, there are three people sitting in the window seats, Lu Deng and Gu Qingcheng are sitting here, and a man about 30 years old is sitting opposite. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

His surname is Han, and he introduced himself as the assistant to the president of a Korean-funded company, and the "obscenity" of pseudo-successful people flowed between the lines.

That's right, it's the word "obscene". Originally, the expression on his face was not "obscene", but "arrogant", if not "arrogant", at least "proud".

However, the moment he saw Gu Tingcheng, inferiority complex invaded his facial muscles, and his arrogant and smug expression suddenly changed, revealing his obscene true face, and he even stammered a little when he spoke.

Zi said: "In front of the goddess, everyone is equal, and everyone is obscene", which has been the case since ancient times.

Fifteen or sixteen good dishes had already been served on the table, and it wasn't ordered by Gu Tingcheng, so she didn't even move her chopsticks. It wasn't ordered by Assistant Han, Assistant Han only ordered four dishes, and eating is always just a form for blind dates, so there's no need to order more.

So many dishes were ordered by Lu Deng. Even with rice and vegetables, Lu Deng is three catties, and today he ordered five catties.

One came he was hungry; Second, he wanted to "take revenge" on this obscene Han assistant, who let him go on a blind date with the goddess. Lu Deng's latest moral code is: "Any man who goes on a blind date with a goddess is an enemy." ”

The most critical thing is the third one, as soon as this guy met, he wanted to blow Lu Deng away, saying: "Brother, give you 100 yuan, you can go to a movie." ”

Fuck your uncle, you come to see my goddess, and you have to send me away, not to mention that it's only 100 yuan, and it's called Hanako?

I'm not leaving, she's mine, I'm going to get rid of the goddess, my identity today, ostensibly the goddess's younger brother, is actually a saboteur. As far as your illegal appearance is concerned, if you can succeed, God will not tolerate it.

Blind dates are easy to be cold, and Lu Deng sits next to him, and there is no way not to be cold.

Gu Tingcheng didn't look down on Assistant Han at all, so he wanted to put aside the past and say directly: "I'm sorry, we don't look like each other, bye." "And he left.

But it didn't work today, and when she went out, Sister Ma specially called her to warn her: "No matter what, talk to someone well, don't talk for half an hour, even if you don't go on a blind date, I'll call your mother when I go back." ”

As a result, "half an hour" has become a hard indicator.

It's like sitting on pins and needles.

It's embarrassing.

But it's exactly what Lu Deng wants.

Lu Deng let it go, stuffed the roast duck roll into his mouth, and said, "Sister, Assistant Han, don't pay attention to me, you talk about yours, I eat mine, I wish you complete success." Waiter, bring me a vinegar dish. ”

made Assistant Han angry, where have you ever seen such a blind date?

After brewing for a long time, Assistant Han asked Gu Tingcheng: "Oh...... This, what was your first impression of me? ”

Gu Tingcheng didn't speak yet, Lu Deng chewed something in his mouth and said: "I didn't say it, my sister likes you the most, say fat or not, say thin or not, say tall or not, say short or not, have a good personality, she brought me here, and you don't get angry." Especially generous, spending money to order so many dishes. My sister likes generous people...... By the way, waiter, does Moutai have it? Flying! …… Generous, man, generosity comes first, right? ”

Assistant Han's flesh hurts, a bottle of Moutai, and more than 1,000 yuan is not in charge. But there is no way, the goddess's first mate selection criterion is "generous", can you say that Moutai? Otherwise, how can you be generous?

After being cold for a long time, Assistant Han tried to break the silence again: "Oh...... Miss Gu, Sister Ma told me about your situation, and praised you like a flower, after seeing you, indeed, I am very satisfied, you are even more beautiful than in the photo......"

"Hmm." Gu Qingcheng grunted nonchalantly, bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone.

The next thing was still cold, and there was only the sound of Lu Deng munching on food. I don't know if this voice is conducive to breaking the embarrassment, or adding bricks and tiles to the embarrassment.

"Oh...... Can you ask? How many people are in your family? What do they do? Sister Ma didn't introduce it too clearly, saying that your parents are in business, right? ”

Lu Deng took over the conversation and said nonsense: "That's right, my parents are in the steel business in the United States, a small company, and they don't have many assets, so it's more than 60 billion." Do you know Assistant Han? My sister didn't plan to find a partner in China, it was Sister Ma who said, you are a good person, and my sister came only if she came to see her.

"My God, I just calculated an account, if my parents are gone in the future, divide the assets in two, and give them to me and my sister, if you two get married, it is equivalent to 1/4 of the family property, you earned, why do I feel lost?

"Sister, don't you eat something, mat it, right? I know, if you have a small appetite, you can't be a picky eater, and if you don't fry a pound of cordyceps when you eat, you won't be able to eat...... Waiter, do you have cordyceps sinensis in your store, fry a catty. ”

"Don't don't, cordyceps sinensis is medicinal, if you eat it like this, you will eat people to death." Assistant Han hurriedly stopped, the sweat came down, how could there be a pound of Cordyceps sinensis, it was all about selling grams, and if you really fried a pound, it was not enough to go bankrupt.

"yes? Since cordyceps can't be served, waiter, is there a brown sugar soaked in old wild ginseng over 6 taels? Come on a can, and you'll rinse your mouth later......"

Assistant Han was sweating, this family is really a billionaire, and he uses this thing to rinse his mouth. Good thing there is no one in the store.

There was another long silence, and Lu Deng was already full. Gu Tingcheng counted the time, saw that half an hour had passed, and tried his best to smile at Assistant Han: "That's it for today." ”

Gu Tingcheng got up to leave, but Assistant Han was stunned: "It's over, want to leave?" ”

Lu Deng said: "Sister, I think Assistant Han is good, otherwise, you can divorce my brother-in-law, this can be used as a spare tire?" That's it, Assistant Han, listen to the letter tomorrow, if my sister calls you before eight o'clock tomorrow night, you will have a play. If I don't call you, you're going to die. In the preliminary assessment, we have a dispute and have to go home to discuss it. You, ruined on Cordyceps, didn't you tell you to be generous? Sister, you wait for me......"

Before leaving, he copied the undrunk Moutai on the table.

Assistant Han sat in his seat for a long time and didn't react, and went through a few key words in Lu Deng's words in his mind: "good", "divorce", "dispute", "cordyceps"......

Where's the where! I'm rubbing, this table of food, more than 2,700 yuan, am I being smashed?

Lu Deng and Gu Tingcheng walked out of the hotel. Destroying the success of the blind date, Lu Deng happily calculated an account: "Sister Gu, count the 'hello' you said when you shook hands at the beginning, the 'um' in the middle, and the last "let's be like this today", a total of 9 words, I roughly calculated the cost of this meal, 2,700 yuan can't be beaten, which is equivalent to more than 300 yuan for every word you say, remember, go on a blind date in the future, this is the value and standard of the goddess!" I'll write you a nameplate and stick it on your ear when I get back. ”

In a word, Gu Tingcheng, who was originally angry, was angry: "You fuck me off!" ”

However, the more Gu Chengcheng pondered it, the more he felt that Lu Deng's account was interesting, novel, and fun, and there was a little bit of pride, "300 yuan per word".

In the past, blind dates were also refused, and occasionally people who were really unpleasant were beaten, and they had to pay for other people's medical expenses. It's the same rejection today, why is it so fun?

The blind date itself is not fun, and it is not fun to reject people, and it is even more fun to beat people who are not pleasing to the eye or stalked when they refuse.

"Lu Deng, you helped me on a blind date, now I will accompany you to buy shoes and clothes, I will help you bargain, my sister will not only beat people, but the bargaining is also absolutely first-class, you have to remember, starting tomorrow, my brother will be handed over to you."

"Don't worry."