Chapter 137: The Most Annoying Man
"Senior Brother Duan, it looks like you don't welcome me much!" Huo Liuyun said calmly with a smile. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Welcome?! There are no more humans on earth, and I won't welcome you! Duan Tianqing said angrily.
"Besides, who is your junior brother and sister, don't be amorous, okay!"
Huo Liuyun, twenty-nine years old, is nine years older than Duan Tianqing and Chen Yunuan. In fact, strictly speaking, they can't be regarded as peers, when Duan Tianqing and Chen Yunuan were still eleven or twelve-year-old hairy boys, yellow-haired girls, Huo Liuyun was already in his twenties.
However, now he doesn't look much older than Duan Tianqing.
And back then, this guy was one of Duan Tianqing's most hated people, and he once made Duan Tianqing bitter.
He is the apprentice of those old bulls in Wudang Mountain, Li Yuanlong's lifelong enemy, a lay disciple of Wudang, and the senior brother with the highest kung fu in Wudang's generation.
"Of course you are my junior brothers and sisters, now that martial arts are in decline, I don't know how many sects of martial arts have been lost! We, the descendants of various sects, should shoulder the responsibility of carrying forward Chinese martial arts, and we should help each other even more, besides, we are called brothers and sisters is something that both the master and the father of Senior Sister Chen agree to! It is hoped that we can support each other, abandon the barriers between sects, and jointly carry forward the national artsγγγ Huo Liuyun started talking and chattered about educating the two.
"It's over, it's over again! Yes~! Chen Nuan lay on the back of the sofa weakly, with a sad face.
"The current situation is very serious, many Chinese people only know what taekwondo and judo, but they know very little about our traditional martial arts! If we want to flourish, we must have many disciples ... Huo Qingliu was interested, and he didn't mean to stop at all.
"That's enough!! Roar!! Duan Tianqing put his hands in his ears and yelled.
The voice was deafening, but everyone present ignored him.
Chen Yunuan was still rolling her dead fish eyes, lying on the sofa looking half-dead.
Huo Qingliu was dissatisfied: "Senior brother, why are you still so irritable like when you were a child!" Come on, senior brother told you, you have to calm down, in this case, how can you become a generation of grandmasters like Master Li Wentai! β
"Shut up! Are you Tang Seng, can you stop for a while!? Duan Tianqing pointed at Huo Liuyun with a trembling hand and said.
This is one of the reasons why Duan Tianqing is afraid of Huo Liuyun, he is a talker, and he likes to preach! Full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, Taoism is naturally on his lips, and his favorite object of preaching is Duan Tianqing.
"Hey, I feel like Sister Xinlian hasn't said as much in a day as you have said in her life!!" Chen Wannuan shook his head and said helplessly.
Su Xinlian is Huo Liuyun's wife, who is taciturn, like a quiet narcissus. In the most normal time, she sat aside with a light smile and watched Huo Liuyun speak. These two people seem to be completely in two worlds, but the relationship between what he is saying and what he is listening to has become an inseparable pair.
"Sister Xinlian will definitely be annoyed to death by him! Maybe Sister Lian has long regretted wanting to divorce him! Duan Tianqing guessed viciously.
"Hmph, what's your business if you don't get divorced?!" Chen Nuan rolled her eyes and said angrily.
βγγγβ Duan Tianqing was speechless.
Beautiful, gentle and lovely, Su Xinlian was once the perfect goddess in the heart of the young Duan Tianqing.
The key is to be gentle and talk less. These two points are traits that none of the women around Duan Tianqing have.
Duan Tianqing blushed when he saw Su Xinlian at that time, and after learning the news of Huo Liuyun and Su Xinlian's marriage, he also locked himself in his room for several days. also wanted to find Huo Liuyun for a duel between men, and in the end, Huo Liuyun only moved his mouth to make Duan Tianqing give up this idea.
"Hehe, I have a good relationship with Xinlian! You don't need to worry about that! Huo Liuyun said with a smile.
"By the way, Senior Sister Chen, when are you and Senior Brother Duan going to get married!" Huo Liuyun said ambiguously.
"Ah, Senior Brother Huo, what are you talking about?! How could I marry such a brainless second?! The back of Chen Yunuan's neck was red.
"We're not in that relationship!"
"Huh?! Is it?! I see that you two have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, aren't you still living together now?! Not ready to get married? But also, you're young! Huo Liuyun seemed to have a lot of brains.
"No, no, I just happen to have the key here, Senior Brother Huo, don't get me wrong!" Chen Yunuan defended weakly, looking a little happy.
"Hey, surnamed Huo, don't talk nonsense! Don't you know what the relationship between me and Chen Sanpang is?! We can't do it at all! Besides, I found you to have a bad heart! Why can you marry Sister Xinlian, and I want to marry Chen Sanfatang?! Ah! Chen Sanpang, why are you hitting me with an ashtray?! Duan Tianqing didn't know why he was beaten.
"You, you bastard, you must be beaten for the rest of your life!" Chen Yu said with a red face, trembling with anger.
"Why are you suddenly angry again?! I used to call you Chen Sanfat! Duan Tianqing scratched his head and touched the big bag that was beaten out of the ashtray.
"Hahaha, don't worry! What should be yours will always be yours! Huo Liuyun looked at the two of them and said meaningfully.
It seems to be very correct to say that people's first impressions are very important. In Duan Tianqing's impression, Chen Yunuan was the little black fat man who was bullied by him all day long. And Su Xinlian is a goddess who had countless fantasies in his youth.
Even if Chen Yunuan has become more beautiful and heartwarming than Su Xinlian now, it has not changed the impression in Duan Tianqing's stubborn heart.
Chen Yunuan knew that her little caution would definitely not be able to hide from Huo Liuyun, he was afraid that Huo Liuyun would tell Duan Tianqing something about the caution that she was not ready for, so he quickly changed the topic: "Senior Brother Huo, you came to the United States this time, why didn't Sister Xinlian come with you?!" β
"Oh, I want her to come too, but Xinlian is pregnant, and it's been more than five months!" Huo Liuyun had a happy expression on his face.
"Yikes! Really! I'm about to become an aunt! Chen Nuan said in surprise.
"Click!" It was as if the sound of something breaking sounded in the room.
"Huh?! What was that?! Huo Liuyun looked back suspiciously.
"Hmph, someone's heart is broken!" Chen Nuan crossed her legs and hugged her feet, pouting and saying jealously.
Duan Tianqing slapped the crushed teacup into the trash can, stood up and said fiercely, "You beast, you actually do such a thing?!" β
"Huh?! What did I do?! Huo Liuyun was a little confused by Duan Tianqing's sudden anger. Why did I say such a happy good deed, and I became a beast?!
"This idiot is stunned!" Chen Nuan said indignantly, holding his cheeks with both hands, looking unhappy.
"I'm going to duel with you!" Before the words fell, Duan Tianqing slapped Huo Liuyun with a palm.
Split the mountain palm! One of the eight pole boxing tricks, the ultimate in hard work, although simple, but incomparably powerful, under one palm, the mountain collapses and the ground cracks.
This palm, if it were replaced by an ordinary person, might be smashed by a palm of the Heavenly Spirit Cover.
But Duan Tianqing also knew that this palm was really nothing to Huo Liuyun. Although he is a talker, his kung fu is indeed not bad at all. He is the strongest person in the Wudang Kung Fu generation, and Duan Tianqing is not the slightest sure that he can win Huo Liuyun.
Before, too, because of the age gap, Duan Tianqing had never won against Huo Liuyun. This is also one of the reasons why Duan Tianqing hates him, in addition to Su Xinlian, who has a chattering relationship with him, but also because he can't beat Huo Liuyun.
However, this was also a few years ago. Duan Tianqing is known as a wizard of martial arts practice by Li Yuanlong, and now that the two are fighting, it is really difficult to say whether they will win or lose.
Feeling the sound of breaking the wind under Duan Tianqing's palm, Huo Liuyun knew that the comer was not good. He stretched out his hand and didn't block, but he pressed down on the trend, and then walked to the side, Duan Tianqing's hand felt dominated by an unknown force, and he unconsciously followed.
A mountain splitting palm was dissolved by Huo Liuyun lightly. It seems to be an understatement, but in fact, only Huo Liuyun knows how much force he used to push away Duan Tianqing's palm just now.
"Huh! Senior Brother Duan, you have really become a lot stronger! He really deserves to be a genius in martial arts! Huo Liuyun praised.
"Hmph, it's not strong enough to slap you to death!" Duan Tianqing pursed his lips.
Eight pole boxing of steel fist to the extreme, Tai Chi boxing of soft fist. Bajiquan is just and upright, and Taijiquan is natural.
As he spoke, Duan Tianqing punched Huo Liuyun again. He wanted to seize the opportunity, he felt that he and Huo Liuyun would only fall into disadvantage, so he wanted not to give Huo Liuyun a chance to counterattack, and a set of combination punches directly stunned Huo Liuyun.
Among the younger generation, Duan Tianqing, Huo Liuyun, and even Chen Yunuan are among the best.
In the martial arts world, Duan Tianqing's fist is definitely the most powerful and fierce. However, he met Huo Liuyun, who could turn into a soft finger with all kinds of steel.
Duan Tianqing's fist, which looked like it was fierce and incomparable, was dragged by Huo Liuyun and hit the air. On the contrary, he himself was almost brought down by Huo Liuyun several times.
"! My most hated opponent is you! Duan Tianqing said angrily.
He was furious, but there was nothing he could do.
Of course, this is not to say that Duan Tianqing's boxing technique will be restrained by Huo Liuyun, but because Duan Tianqing is not proficient in learning. If Li Yuanlong slashed it with one palm, Huo Liuyun wanted to use all his strength to resolve it, but he could only fight to get injured and barely escape.
"Humph! We don't play this, you're too slippery! Let's go out for some excitement, don't you dare?! Duan Tianqing pointed to Huo Liuyun's nose and said.
If you want to be an ordinary person, there will be a high probability of accepting Duan Tianqing's provocation.
However, Huo Liuyun will not be an ordinary person.
Huo Liuyun turned around, and Duan Tianqing laughed: "Come on, Huo Dazui, my big gun has long been hungry and thirsty!" β
"Huh? It smells so good! What did that auntie cook, I'm going to do a favor! With that, Huo Liuyun directly bypassed Duan Tianqing and walked into the kitchen.
"Hahaha... Hah, uh! Duan Tianqing smiled a little embarrassed alone.
Chen Wannuan ignored him directly, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and he watched the TV and tore open a bag of snacks and ate them.
"Idiot!"
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"Hey, three fat, is this snack delicious?!" Duan Tianqing licked her face and sat next to Chen Yunuan, wanting to relieve her embarrassment.
"Get out, stay away from me!" Chen Yunuan rolled her eyes and feigned anger.
"What the hell is Huo Dazui here for?! How the hell did he find me? Duan Tianqing asked.
"How do I know?! Ask him yourself for dinner! β
"Can I sit here?!" Duan Tianqing sat next to Chen Yunuan.
"Don't look for me, go to your Sister Xinlian!" Chen Nuan said angrily.
"Hey, don't be like this, aren't we good brothers?!" Duan Tianqing hugged Chen Wannuan's shoulders with a big grin.
"Go to Nima, who is a brother with you!" Chen Nuan couldn't wait to tear Duan Tianqing alive. She really wanted to kick him out, but feeling the hot temperature of Duan Tianqing's chest, she felt a little numb all over her body, and she was reluctant to really kick out.
Huo Liuyun's words finally found a place to vent, Aunt Li was tirelessly bothered by him, and for the first time felt that listening to people was such a tiring thing.
"You little couple, it's time to eat!"
βγγγ Aunt Li, what nonsense are you talking about!? Chen Nuan said shyly.
"Huh?! Aunt Li? Why do you say that, when did we become a little couple?! Duan Tianqing was puzzled.
"Huh?! Wrong, wrong, look at my brain! I thought it was my son and my daughter-in-law, and besides, you two are a couple no matter how you look at it! Aunt Li covered her mouth and smiled.
Huo Liuyun secretly gave a thumbs up under the table. It seems that this trick is also his routine.
Then, Duan Tianqing made a move that no one could have imagined.
He pulled Chen Nuan over, put his right cheek and Chen Nuannuan's left cheek together, and asked the two, "Is it like a couple?!" β
Chen Nuan felt that she was really ripe.
"Ah, why are you so hot?!" Duan Tianqing said.
As he spoke, Duan Tianqing put his finger into Chen Yu's warm mouth.
Everyone present was stunned, only Duan Tianqing calmly tried it, and then took out his fingers.
"It's not hot! No fever! "I really don't know how Duan Tianqing's brain circuits grow.
"You, you, you! Bastard! What are you doing?! Chen Huan blushed and slapped Duan Tianqing.
"Oops! How many times have you hit me today?! β
"Hey! Looks like I've come to the right place this time! In addition to solving the problem of your violent emotions! You still have a lot of problems to solve! Huo Liuyun said.
"Hmph, I want you to take care of it! Wait, what do you say you're here for?! Duan Tianqing noticed a sensitive word.
"Huh?! Don't you know?! Huo Liuyun said lightly.
"What do I know?! I haven't asked you yet, why did you come to my house?! If you want to come to see me, I don't believe it! Didn't you say that Sister Xinlian was still pregnant?! Duan Tianqing said.
"That's because I'm the psychiatrist who's going to treat you next!" Huo Liuyun said with a smile.
(To be continued)