Chapter 138: Leisurely Routine

"What?! You repeat! Duan Tianqing said in surprise. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"I said, I'm here to give you a month-long psychotherapy session at the invitation of your Golden State Warriors general manager, Bob Myers! Am I clear enough? Huo Liuyun said.

"Don't talk nonsense, why did you know I was going to be psychotreated?! Besides, why can you treat me?! If I let you be treated, you might as well kill me! Duan Tianqing, don't believe it.

"Yes, Senior Brother Huo! How did you come to give this thing psychotherapy? And this is the United States, don't you live in Shanghai?! Chen Yunuan couldn't believe it, after all, this matter was too mysterious.

"Didn't you ever know that my profession was a psychiatrist?!" Huo Liuyun said helplessly.

"Uh, you're a psychiatrist?!" Duan Tianqing's eyes were about to pop out.

"Poofha! You're a psychiatrist!? Hahahaha! Sniff! Duan Tianqing couldn't breathe with a smile and choked himself.

"If you're a psychiatrist, I'm a monkey, and your mouth can say that people who aren't sick are sick! Ha ha! ”

"Hehe, believe it or not, that's the way it is! If you don't believe me, you can call and ask your general manager, Mr. Myers! Huo Liuyun said indifferently.

"He gave me permission to play when you can play again! I've got the final say! Huo Liuyun took out his glasses cloth and wiped his glasses.

Looking at Huo Liuyun's appearance, it didn't look like he was lying, Duan Tianqing finally couldn't laugh.

After a phone call, Duan Tianqing collapsed weakly on the sofa.

"Hehe, look at how arrogant you are!" Chen Nuan sneered and patted Duan Tianqing's cheek.

He called to confirm that Huo Liuyun was really the psychiatrist that Bob Myers was looking for.

In fact, Bob Myers is going to find a psychological counselor from the alliance to educate Duan Tianqing. But at this time, Duan Tianqin took the initiative to contact him. She recommended their friend, Huo Liuyun.

Although Huo Liuyun is young, he is also a very famous psychological counselor, who has won many awards in the international arena and is willing to provide free services. With this kind of good thing, why not Bob Myers, after all, a good psychiatrist can also counsel Duan Tianqing alone It is also a good expense, so Bob Myers readily agreed.

"She's here to get revenge on me! I hung up on her twice, and she came to this guy to get revenge on me! She's a demon! Duan Tianqing muttered to himself.

"Senior Brother Duan, you have a good sister! She contacted me personally for you, don't worry, I will definitely cure your illness this time before leaving! Huo Liuyun said with a serious face.

"Ah, Chen Sanpang, you hack me to death! I don't want to live anymore! Duan Tianqing's face was loveless.

"The old lady's name is Chen Huanuan, don't call me Chen! Three! Fat! Saying that, Chen Nuan kicked Duan Tianqing down.

"What a happy couple!" Huo Liuyun shook his head and smiled.

No matter how helpless there is, the sun still rises, and life goes on.

For the first time, Duan Tianqing felt that life was so difficult, and he felt that he was going to be unable to live it.

Huo Liuyun has a great advantage, that is, he is conscientious. From the day after Huo Liuyun came, Duan Tianqing was in dire straits.

Huo Liuyun is not an ordinary nag, on the first day, he took a Taishang Laozi Tao Te Ching to explain to Duan Tianqing.

"That's how the fuck you heal?!"

"No, it varies from person to person, and I think it's important to develop your patience and endurance!" Duan Tianqing wanted to kill someone, he couldn't even recognize all the words in this awkward ancient text, Huo Liuyun actually asked him to memorize it, and he had to understand the meaning of every sentence.

Of course, Duan Tianqing couldn't be obedient, if he was really good at studying, he wouldn't have come to the United States for two years back then, and he wouldn't be able to write a few words.

However, it was useless to escape, Duan Tianqing was not Huo Liuyun's opponent with his bare hands. Huo Liuyun was like a dog skin plaster, sticking to Duan Tianqing's body. Even when he goes to the toilet, he has to talk about his big truth outside the toilet.

Duan Tianqing wanted to commit suicide, of course, if it was possible, he still wanted to kill Huo Liuyun even more.

Duan Tianqing felt that he was getting more and more irritable, and if he continued like this, he would not have a neuropathy, and he would be tortured out of a neuropathy.

In the evening, under the pretext of picking up Li Feier, Duan Tianqing finally escaped Huo Liuyun's clutches temporarily.

"Phil! What do you say, master, do I treat you?! Duan Tianqing took Phil by the hand and walked on the way home.

"Hmm~" Phil put his finger to his lips and thought carefully.

"It's okay!"

"What do you mean it's okay!?"

"It's just barely acceptable, but it's still far from the perfect image in my heart!" Li Feier said with the appearance of a little adult.

“。。。 Okay, for the sake of me picking you up from school, can you do me a small favor!? Duan Tianqing said.

"No way!"

"Why?! I've signed in all the autographs of your classmates! ”

"Then you ask them for help, I haven't reaped any benefits!" Phil said quirkily.

"How is it no good, isn't this satisfying your vanity?!" Duan Tianqing said angrily.

"What is vanity, can you eat it?!" Phil glared into innocent eyes.

Duan Tianqing really didn't want to believe that she was pretending.

"Well, I promise you, as long as you are obedient and do me a favor, I will meet one condition for you! Don't you really want that new limited edition console? I'll buy it for you! Duan Tianqing compromised.

"Three! And something else! Phil seemed to be prepared, and bargained with Duan Tianqing.

"Okay, three is three! As long as you're obedient, you can do whatever you want! Duan Tianqing gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said, Damn, the little ghosts are so difficult now, and there is no good thing for the big and small ones.

"Hee-hee-hee!" Phil jumped up and down happily.

Duan Tianqing hurriedly followed, bent over, grabbed Phil's neck and said, "Hey, don't run, I haven't told you what to do yet, I'll tell you!" What you have to do is very simple, when you go back in a while, you will have a particularly handsome big brother at home! ”

"Are you handsome with a master?!"

"That's not it!"

"Sniff, don't interrupt! Then, you go and tell him, you are the common disciple of me and Chen Sanpang, all you have to do is pester him and let him teach you Taijiquan! ”

"Huh?! Practicing martial arts again?! Phil's facial features were all huddled together.

"You don't have to practice seriously! Just pester that big brother! Duan Tianqing hurriedly explained.

Although Phil has a good talent, he also perfectly inherits Duan Tianqing's advantages, that is, laziness. No one forced him, and he would definitely not practice seriously. When Li Yuanlong asked Duan Tianqing to start practicing, the bamboo on Qingcheng Mountain didn't know how many of them he had broken. As a result, this thing would rather be beaten and practice the iron cloth shirt than bother to practice some brain-consuming kung fu.

Therefore, Duan Tianqing's iron cloth shirt practiced the best of all his kung fu.

"Well, well, for the sake of the limited edition X-BOX, I'll help you once!" Phil said with a pout.

"However, I have homework for today!"

"Huh?! Do elementary school students in the U.S. also have homework?! Duan Tianqing was obviously shocked.

"Yes, there is a lot of homework today, the teacher asked us to write a 100-word diary, and there is also manual homework, is there any elementary school student who does not have homework?!" Phil asked enviously.

"Sniff, no, you're happy enough!" Duan Tianqing wiped his sweat, you also call it homework?! It's only three o'clock in the afternoon, when I was in elementary school in Tianchao...

"It's okay, I'll do your homework for you!" Duan Tianqing patted his chest and said.

"Really? That's not one of those three conditions! "Phil couldn't be more clever at this time.

"Of course, it's on me! All you have to do is help me wrap around that big mouth! What is your manual work? ”

"It's just to make something out of wood and cloth, anything, or something else!"

"That's easy, you'll be praised tomorrow!" Duan Tianqing looked very confident.

"Hee-hee!"

When the two returned home, Huo Liuyun immediately greeted him as if he was waiting for Duan Tianqing at the door.

"Senior brother, you're coming back late! You've wasted a lot of time! Huo Liuyun pointed to his watch and said.

It's a waste of time to stay with you! Duan Tianqing was full of slander in his heart.

However, on the surface, Duan Tianqing said with a smile: "Come, Phil, he is your uncle, you will be called Uncle Huo!" Senior brother, this is the apprentice I accepted, and I am my founding disciple! Lee Phil! ”

Huo Liuyun looked at this so-called great disciple of the Founding Mountain, with a pair of weird big eyes, licking the lollipop, staring at him curiously.

Duan Tianqing patted Phil's head, and Phil immediately exclaimed sweetly, "Hello Master Huo!" Uncle Shi, you are so handsome, much more handsome than my master! The latter sentence is entirely Phil's own play.

"Senior Brother Duan! Have you already taken in apprentices?! Huo Liuyun didn't know why, and there was a feeling of tears in his eyes.

"Looks like I'm wrong about you! I always thought that the inheritance of your branch of the Eight Poles Gate was going to be broken in your hands, but I didn't expect you to have this heart!? It was actually the first of us to open a mountain and accept apprentices! It seems that you have done a lot for the inheritance of our Chinese martial arts, alas, I am stupid! Huo Liuyun was obviously a little excited.

"Eh, Senior Brother Huo, control your emotions!" Duan Tianqing was a little embarrassed by what he said, and his face was a little red unconsciously. What to inherit Chinese martial arts, carry them forward, and abandon the separation of sects, he never thought about these at all. Accepting Phil as an apprentice didn't teach her anything, and she practiced fishing for three days and drying nets for two days.

"No, Senior Brother Duan, I want to learn from you about this, and after returning to China, I will also accept a few apprentices!"

Okay, you can leave quickly, and don't bother me anymore after accepting the apprentice!

"Senior Brother Huo, you see that this child has always liked your Tai Chi, she is still so young, and my kung fu is not suitable for her to practice now! Can you, teach her?! Duan Tianqing made a slightly blunt request.

Phil rolled his eyes when he listened, Master, you are really stupid.

"Uncle Huo, I heard that your martial arts are much more powerful than my master, isn't it, and it's good-looking, I don't want to learn my master's kung fu, it looks like it's murderous, can you teach me your kung fu?!" Phil ran over and pulled Huo Liuyun's sleeve and said sweetly.

"Good! You come with me! I'll teach you a set of Tai Chi small grapplers, which are specially suitable for small and frail children like you, and it will be my meeting gift! Huo Liuyun was a little fluttering, and immediately agreed.

After Su Xinlian became pregnant, Huo Liuyun really had no resistance to the child, so he immediately agreed.

Even the agitation method prepared by Duan Tianqing was not used.

Duan Tianqing watched the two run into the courtyard and nodded contentedly. At this moment, he simply felt that he was the smartest person in the world.

However, he had forgotten that he had other tasks.

"Fuck! What is this Barnes throwing?! Three don't stick?! Are you kidding me? Don't you see Clay's side empty?! In the evening, the family sat around watching TV and was broadcasting the Golden State Warriors' game against the Milwaukee Bucks.

Although the strength of the Bucks is not very good, the Warriors are even more short of major generals, and the lineup is extremely miserable, so they are being pressed by the Bucks throughout the game.

", you cup cat, the inner Bogut is stuck in a good position, hurry up and pass it!" Duan Tianqing looked more anxious than the players on the field.

"That's it! What is that guy doing?! Wander around! Can you be positive! Phil was also anxious.

The expressions and movements of the two are the same.

"Senior Brother Duan, I really doubt that this child is your daughter?! In some ways, you're too much of a match! Huo Liuyun looked at the two who were extremely excited with a smile.

They wore the same No. 7 Warriors jersey and complained about the performance of the players on TV.

"Hey! Lost! In the end, the remnants of the Warriors were unable to win a single victory on the Bucks' home court.

"This bunch of garbage!" Duan Tianqing's feet jumped angrily.

Phil sighed, disappointed.

"Hmph, go back to sleep!" Phil dozed off.

"By the way, master, have I finished my homework?!"

“!!!” Duan Tianqing completely forgot about it.

"You wouldn't have done it, would you?!" Phil had an ominous premonition.

"Hehe, hehehe! How is it possible, you just go back to sleep, I guarantee that your homework will be the most eye-catching tomorrow! Duan Tianqing said unashamedly.

"Alright then, trust you once!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Actually, you didn't do anything!" After Phil returned to the house, Huo Liuyun said lightly.

"Senior brother! I'll call you Senior Brother! Do me a favor, you speak good English, don't you, write me a journal! Phil is going to use it tomorrow! I'm still going to do my hand work! Duan Tianqing wanted to cry without tears.

"Well, for Phil's sake, I'll help you once!" Huo Liuyun smiled.

Late at night, the two of them are well-known figures in their respective fields and martial arts, struggling for a primary school girl's homework.

The next day, however, Phil was in the spotlight.

"Phil Lee! Find parents tomorrow!! ”

(To be continued)