The host at the scene asked, "Is the person in charge of the sports department of the new mission academy here?" Please bring your team members to the middle of the field. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Here we are."

General Gai came to the middle of the field with a table, a chair, a stick, and Lu Deng, and there was warm applause all around:

"Shin Chuan Yuan, come on!"

"Shin Chuan Yuan, come on!"

The host looked at General Gai and sneered: "You are the person in charge?" Look at you, even if you lose, you should prepare a team uniform, you don't even have a team uniform, even if we win you, we will not be honored. ”

General Gai was not very good at words, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while. Lu Deng said with a smile: "The team uniform is just an external form, and the belief in basketball is engraved in my heart. ”

The host was obviously surprised: "Yo, it's quite talkative." However, not even preparing a minimum team uniform is disrespectful to basketball. ”

Lu Deng smiled: "It was a steel knife that took your life, not a diamond-encrusted scabbard." ”

The host was a little angry and asked General Gai, "How many team members do you have?" Three against three, why are there four people? ”

General Gai reacted at this time, looked at Lu Deng, and then looked at Chen Zhou standing in the crowd: "Lu Deng, Chen Zhou is standing there, go, don't make trouble here." ”

"What's the matter, what kind of mess I'm making, I'm here to play. Minister Gai, you let them go down to one, and I will go on, this ball can't do without me. ”

"Don't make a fuss about you, playing ball is about the honor of the whole house, it's not the time to show off in front of the girls, go down."

"You don't believe me?"

"What do I believe in you, look at your height, how much shorter than them."

The host asked impatiently, "Do you want to have a meeting first to determine who is on it?" We are short on time, and the negotiable competition is over! ”

The students of the Xinchuan Academy only knew that Lu Deng and Chen Zhou had a gambling contract, and no one had really watched Lu Deng play, and when they saw that there was a dispute in the court, they all laughed and laughed: "Lu Deng, come down quickly, don't rely on bad things!" ”

Lu Deng smiled: "Since that's the case, okay." But Minister Gai, I'm standing down there, and if the three of them can't beat me, remember to call me! ”

Lu Deng did not insist, calmly retreated to Chen Zhou's side, and said to her: "The general is in the back, but don't forget the bet between you and me." ”

Chen Zhou pouted and smiled: "You can't even hit the ball, and you still talk so much!" ”

Tables, chairs, and sticks began to warm up under the basket, bending over and bending legs, lunging to press down, dribbling to the basket, back hitting and turning, and the nervous mood gradually calmed down.

However, looking at the pretending criminals, tigers and lions sitting on the sidelines, they continued to enjoy the bone massage with their eyes closed and shoulders hugged, and they didn't open their eyes for at least five minutes!

The host looked at the time and walked to the center line with the microphone: "The students of the new mission academy, welcome to the world of Wushang basketball, the three elites of Wushang basketball, Fan Youzeng, Tiger, and Lion, will accept your three-on-three challenge, and the players from both sides are invited to enter." ”

When the words fell, the table, chairs, and sticks walked to the middle of the field, but the pretending fan, the tiger, and the lion did not get up, and their eyes were still closed, and the old monk was settled.

It's called pendulum score! Burn the bun! The shell is on the tray, holding the smelly shelf.

"Hey, pretending to be a fan, are you asleep? Your uncle called you to play. ”

The crowd didn't know who shouted, causing laughter. The three of them slowly opened their eyes, looked at the table, chairs and sticks, and smiled disdainfully.

At this time, two referees appeared on the stage, one referee blew the whistle, and made a gesture to get up at Fan who pretended to be forced to force Fan, and the three of them got up lazily.

As soon as they stood up, the ten cheerleaders standing behind the rebounds raised their arms and kicked their legs at the same time, shouting the slogan very rhythmically: "Add more horses, the world is invincible." ”

The posture of the starry old monster appeared, and the students of the new mission academy almost died of disgust!

Really, Fan Youzeng's face is too badly beaten, and he can't get rid of his hatred when he takes an awl and slaps him twice on his face.

The three of them walked to the center of the court, straightened the hairband on their heads, and revealed the words "Wushang Basketball" on the headband.

The referee asked, "Fan Youzeng, are you ready?" ”

"Wait a minute, I'll say a few words." Pretending to be forced to speak, he walked to the host's side and asked for the microphone.

Before speaking, he took the microphone around the field, and three large cameras plus Fat Wei's handheld camera kept shooting, I don't know what he was going to pretend to be.

The corners of Fan Youzeng's mouth were crooked, and his provocative eyes swept over the faces of every girl in Xinchuan Academy, and in front of Chen Zhou, he even stared at him for 10 seconds, until Lu Deng's face was in front of him, and he retracted his gaze when he brewed a mouthful of thick phlegm to vomit, causing Lu Deng to squeeze out the crowd and spit it out before squeezing in again to continue watching the game.

Pretending to be Fan had already walked back to the center of the venue, and said loudly: "Students of the New Mission Academy, do you know? This is what I want to play the most. Don't get me wrong, it's not because of your basketball skills, but because you have a lot of beautiful women in your college.

"If the basketball game were a killing, all of you boys would have been killed, and all the girls would have been sent to my post. Because the basketball level of your college is not much higher than that of Wu Dalang, you can't play Ximenqing when you go out, and you can't protect Pan Jinlian at home, it's all a waste! ”

His voice was very loud, and then the microphone spread throughout the playground, even the classes on the football field in the distance were being trained clearly.

This sentence is so hurtful, the boys in the new mission academy are all fried, there must be bricks on the ground, and they can make the pretending fan into meat filling in one minute!

"Kill him!"

"Shoot him!"

"Don't pull me, I'm going to kick him back in the belly!"

"Fan Youzeng, I'll send you a song: pretend to be fan, pretend to be fan, pretend to be nmlgb!"

The referee blew the whistle fiercely, crossed his hands and waved to stop the noise: "Fan Youzeng, I warn you, playing is playing, don't incite emotions." ”

Fan Youzeng sneered, returned the microphone, and gathered in front of the referee with tables, chairs, and sticks.

The referee told the players on both sides the rules: "Listen, you are only allowed to play, not to fight, otherwise you will be ejected." Due to time constraints, a small game system is adopted, and the first to score 20 points wins.

"Two-pointers and free throws, 1 point per ball, 2 points per three-pointer, and 10 points in basketball, that is, as long as the new academy can score 10 points, it will win. For each foul, the opposing player throws a free throw. After scoring, I exchange the ball, understand? ”

"Understood."

"Okay, shake hands and the game begins."

The tables, chairs and sticks were very friendly, and the sticks were the first to stretch out their hands to shake hands with Fan Youzeng, but Fan Youzeng cut a word, turned around and left, and said disdainfully: "Let you attack first!" The tiger and lion also refused to shake hands.

Too rude! Too arrogant! Too shameless! The stick is very embarrassing!

Tie Smelt, who was standing in the crowd watching the ball, couldn't help but shake his head: "How did this kid learn to be a ruffian!" It's wasted, a good seedling is completely crooked! ”

Fat Wei, who broadcast live, has entered the live broadcast state: "With the referee's whistle, the game officially began, and the faces of the audience were full of anger, and they, like Fat Wei, were looking forward to the heroes of the new mission to bring the pretending fan back to their original shape!"

"Yes, he is so hateful, whoever wants to give birth to such a son, he doesn't dare to close his eyes when he dies, for fear of being scolded to death......