As the referee blew the whistle, the game officially began in cheers, pretending to force Fan to take the tiger and lion to defend in position, and pretending to force Fan Ding to defend the stick at the top of the arc inside the three-point line. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The stick played well, the feeling of ball control was especially good, the half-sideways body protected the ball, pretended to be close to the top defense, and two attempts to steal were unsuccessful.

The body of the stick dribbled the ball in by pretending to force Fan, and as soon as he glanced at the table in the penalty area, the table immediately came up to block and dismantle, blocking Fan from behind.

The stick took the opportunity to rush forward, pretending to force Fan to hurriedly bypass the table to pounce on the stick, the table took the opportunity to go down, and the stick shouted "catch the ball", and the ball had hit the ground.

A typical pick-and-roll fit, if the table catches the ball, it can be easily scored.

The audience cheered, looking forward to the first strike of the new mission, and even Fat Wei in the live broadcast couldn't help shouting "good".

However, the expected picture did not happen. The table ran to the correct position, and the ball of the stick was accurately transmitted, but although the eyes of the pretending fan who had been out of position looked at the stick, his long arm "fished" the ball backwards, and the moment the fingers of the table almost touched the basketball, he forcibly stole the basketball.

The most terrifying thing is that his arm drives the body to rotate, and when the body has lost its balance, he actually uses the inertia of turning to pass the ball from behind the stick to the tiger guarding the bottom corner. The tiger opened his hand for three points, and with a "swish", he desperately entered the net!

The students of the new mission institute were like a sudden power outage, the first 0.01 seconds, the sound of cheers was still floating in the air, and the last 0.01 seconds, the cheers stopped abruptly.

Not to mention how frustrated the students of the New Mission Academy were.

And Lu Deng and Tie Steel, who were standing in the corner, were both surprised when they saw the cooperation between the pretending fan and the tiger.

Because both of them noticed a detail: just when the stick blocked and broke through, the tiger instead of making up for the defense, but retreated to the bottom corner, that is, he knew that the ball would definitely be stealed, and the pretending Fan would definitely pass the basketball to him.

The cooperation between each other is too skillful, and the tiger trusts Fan too much!

2:0。

Pretending to be forced to high-five the tiger and the lion, the three of them rushed down with their thumbs on both hands, provocatively at the table, sticks and chairs.

The three sticks have ugly faces, and the chair serves to the midline.

The basketball is again in the hands of the stick, and the chair and table fall to the waist position, waiting for the opportunity.

The stick motioned for the table to be dismantled again, this time, the table was raised, and the tiger defending the table also followed, the stick was just about to look for an opportunity to break through, and he didn't want to pretend to force Fan and the tiger to suddenly give up the table and grab the stick together.

This is a gambling defense, which is rarely used in regular games, and it will be scolded by the coach if it is used.

But in the face of such a defense, the stick suddenly panicked, and in a hurry, the basketball was forced to steal again.

Pretending to force Fan to look at it and throw it under the basket, I don't know when, the lion has grabbed the chair that is chilling, catches the ball and lays up, and the ball goes in.

3:0。

On the third ball, the stick did not dare to rush forward, dribbled slightly, saw the right time, and opened his hand to shoot a three-pointer. It was short, the basket collapsed, the rebound was taken by the lion, and it was handed over to Fan who pretended to dribble out of the three-point line.

The offensively weak stick tries to save some face on the defense. He stretched out his arms and stood in front of the pretending criminal.

Pretending to force Fan to smile coldly: "I said that you can't beat Ximenqing outside, and you can't watch Pan Jinlian at home, are you convinced?" You can't stop me. ”

The stick ignored him and followed him in his footsteps.

The problem is that the defense is not transferred by the will of the people, although the height of the stick does not suffer, but it can't be prevented at all, pretending to force Fan to dribble under the crotch continuously, and dribble ten times, not for a breakthrough, but for humiliation. Obviously, he had already burst in, but he pulled the ball back and continued to rush.

You can't stop it with a stick, and you can't grab it. In the end, I almost collapsed, but I hope that he will break through quickly, whether it is a goal or a dunk, give him a good time.

Everyone was amazed by the dribbling skills of pretending to be a fan, but only two people were unimpressed, one was Lu Deng, and the other was iron and steel.

Iron and steel shook his head incessantly: "This kid has learned a set of tricks!" ”

Lu Deng gushed to Chen Zhou: "Don't look at him playing with flowers, the sword is just carved on it, it looks good, but it's not practical." The master made a move, shook his shoulders, and took half a step to pass the person. That kind of breakthrough is not easy to prevent, I can prevent this kind of breakthrough! ”

Chen Zhou's roommate quipped: "You say it nicely, envy, jealousy and hate, right?" ”

"That's right, I hate him! But I am neither envious nor jealous! ”

Pretending to be enough of Fan, he suddenly accelerated, passed the stick, rushed to the basket, and scored against the defense of the table. 4：0。

Pretending to force Fan to go around the scene in a rock and roll posture with both hands, he nodded vigorously to every girl in the new mission: "Yo yo, Chek is making trouble......"

Angry, if it weren't for the law, the students of the New Mission Institute would have rushed in and killed people!

Even worse than being angry is frustration.

In just 1 minute, the opponent scored three goals, if the first goal and the second goal were scored, the students of the new mission academy were not convinced, but this goal made them completely frustrated.

They were silent, as if they saw a prelude to a murderous killing.

Iron Smelting Steel was expressionless, but he was pondering in his heart: "It seems that after running for nothing, except for Fan Youzeng, there are no good seedlings!" ”

Fat Wei, who was broadcasting live, shook his fat head deeply: "...... I have to say that they are too strong to pretend to be fan, even if I have read countless balls, I rarely see such a folk master, I love the new Academy, but I am very worried.

"Originally, I had a trump card, yes, it was my roommate Lu Deng, I kept it a secret and didn't introduce him to the fans, in fact, he is a person who has staged a magical lore.

"You can go to the Internet to search for the word 'magic lore', there is a video with a super high click rate, Baohua High School vs. Hongda High School, my roommate is the one who staged the magic lore in the second half.

"However, what I'm worried about now is that even if my roommate shows up, will he be able to play the pretend? This guy is really amazing! ”

Chen Zhou, who loves to laugh, stopped laughing, pulled her roommate's arm and shook her head, and she couldn't hide her frustration. That look makes people feel distressed, and that expression makes people want to protect.

The pretending Fan who went around the scene came to Chen Zhou at this time, yes, he stopped again, smiled badly, and stared at Chen Zhou like a fly: "Hey, beauty, look for me to sign later!" ”

Chen Zhou retreated again and again in disgust, pretending to force Fan to still stare at him: "Afraid of me? Don't be afraid, I will be very gentle with you, remember my name, my name is Fan Youzeng. ”

"Fan nmlgb", Lu Deng pushed him, "Stay away from my friend, it's great to score a goal, Lao Tzu hasn't been on yet, Lao Tzu will beat you into a dog!" ”

Pretending to force Fan to smile coldly: "What kind of thing are you, you have the ability, I will beat you into a dog if you come up!"

Ah, scold me! Lu Dengxin said, who have I lost in terms of scolding! Rolling up his sleeves, he pointed to the pretend: "Say who is a dog, you are a dog, you are a dog yourself, and your whole family is a dog!" Your dad is a shedding leper dog, your mom is a drunken dalmatian, you are a dog son raised by a dog, and the son you gave birth to is still a dog. ”

Lu Deng's teeth were sharp, he scolded very cheerfully and relieved, his classmates laughed, and the frustration that had accumulated in his heart was diluted a lot!

Pretending to be scolded Fan was so dizzy that he didn't come up with any good words for a long time, just repeating meaninglessly: "You are the dog!" ”

"You're a dog, you're a dog, you're a dog!"

If there is a dog, the dog must be very depressed: "Who am I messing with?" "I lit a cigarette and went to the root of the wall to feel sad.

Well, the dog didn't say that, and the dog didn't light a cigarette.

There was a dog on the side of the basketball court, a retired old teacher led the dog for a walk, the dog wanted to squeeze into the crowd but couldn't squeeze in, "Wangwang" barked twice, Lu Deng took the opportunity to say: "Listen, your uncle called you!" ”

The onlookers burst into laughter again.

At this time, the referee rushed to the front: "Hey, what are you doing?" Fan Youzeng, I warn you, don't stir up trouble again, otherwise you will make fun of your qualifications. ”

The referee was temporarily sent by the Sports Department of the school's student union, not a person from Wushang Basketball, so he didn't protect the pretend.

Pretending to be very angry, Fan scolded the referee: "He scolded me, didn't you hear?" ”

Lu Deng said: "Whoever scolds you, I scold a dog, everyone hears it!" ”

For the third time, the stadium laughed into a sea of joy.

The host at the scene waved his hand, and two security guards went up to stop Lu Deng outside and pulled Fan back to the center of the venue.

Pretending to force Fan to turn around and point to Lu Deng: "Don't rely on the sharp teeth, the man's matter will be solved on the court." ”

"Afraid of you? My territory will not allow you to go wild! Lu Deng pointed to General Gai not far away: "Let me go!" ”