"Chapter 119: Eat to Live"
"Uncle, uncle, let me go, I don't dare anymore, please, the two of us only want money, and we haven't harmed anyone. ”
Yu Changqing walked to the innkeeper and dragged him up, pinched Li Dazhuang's neck and came to the kitchen.
I looked around and saw a small box, and when I asked, I felt like I was in a hurry.
Holding the small box in front of Li Dazhuang, Li Dazhuang looked at the small box and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Uncle, this joke can't be made. ”
Yu Changqing pinched a handful.
"You've played such a joke with me, and I've played with you too. ”
pinched Li Dazhuang's mouth and put it into his mouth, Li Dazhuang struggled frantically.
Yu Changqing let go of his hand, and Li Dazhuang hurriedly ran to the water and rinsed his mouth frantically.
"You two should be evenly separated, be fair. ”
Yu Changqing took two bowls, took a bowl of water in the jar, poured all the medicine into it, stirred it up.
After dividing it evenly, Yu Changqing looked at the same amount of potions he had divided with some satisfaction.
"Definitely. ”
Li Dazhuang, who was rinsing his mouth, immediately stopped moving.
pinching Li Dazhuang's neck, lifting his head and breaking his mouth open, Li Dazhuang cried urgently, this bowl is not so simple.
No matter how much he resisted, it was useless, Yu Changqing made a bubble and wrapped the potion into Li Dazhuang's mouth, and followed his throat into his stomach.
The innkeeper was fed a portion of the same method and left.
After half an hour, the innkeeper also woke up and looked at Li Dazhuang in front of him.
"Li Dazhuang, what's the situation, no, why can't I move. ”
Li Dazhuang looked at the innkeeper with a stunned look and was a little envious, if he didn't know about this matter like him, how good it would be.
"Ergou, there are two bad news and two good news, which one do you listen to first. ”
The innkeeper thought for a moment.
"Good news. ”
"We can't die. ”
The innkeeper breathed a sigh of relief.
"What about the bad news. ”
Li Dazhuang sighed.
"You are mentally prepared. ”
The innkeeper blinked, indicating that as long as he didn't die, he would be able to hold on.
"The two of us were caught, and they're both recovered. ”
"I know this, and there's another one. ”
Li Dazhuang looked at him pitifully.
"The two of us split the medicine equally. ”
"What medicine. ”
"A thousand miles away. ”
The innkeeper was momentarily stunned, and although he couldn't move, his body trembled violently.
"What do you mean by that medicine, we split it!"
"Literally, that box was eaten equally by the two of us. ”
The innkeeper cried, a handful was enough for a few hundred people, and that half a box could kill at least an army of 10,000 people.
"Wait, there's good news. ”
Li Dazhuang looked at him and suddenly remembered.
"It's been half an hour and it hasn't had a seizure, is it ineffective if it's mixed with water, but it's impossible. ”
The innkeeper also thought about it, the two of them are still chatting, it is impossible not to have a seizure, there should be a reaction in half an hour, the two of them have eaten so much, and now there is no reaction Is it just expired.
Just when the two of them were happy and felt unlucky, Yu Changqing appeared.
"Yo, the two of us had a good conversation. ”
"Hey, hey, uncle, the two of us haven't harmed anyone, spare us. ”
Yu Changqing held his chin and thought for a moment.
"Okay, then I'll go around you, but we won't let you go until we're gone. ”
After saying that, Yu Changqing left, and the two were glad to have met Yu Changqing there.
The two of them fell asleep with peace of mind.
Su Yi and Xia Bing were cooking in the kitchen early the next morning, after all, there was a shadow after last night's events.
A group of people finished their meal in a hurry.
"By the way, get some food for those two guys in the kitchen, and remember to keep them full, and eat to their heart's content. ”
Su Yi was curious, but also got some food for the two of them.
Both of them were moved to tears, but they didn't expect to think about the two of them.
After feeding Suyi, she also cleaned up and stood beside Yu Changqing.
"It's packed up and ready to go. ”
Yu Changqing waved his hand.
"Wait a minute, eat at noon and then leave, remember to eat well, buy more meat, let the two of them eat more, eat enough, and feed some when they are full. ”
Su Yi pulled Xia Bing with a confused look and took two people out to buy vegetables.
"What's the matter with the benefactor, why do you care so much about those two people, is it to give them one last meal?"
Xia Bing didn't quite understand, took a large piece of meat from the stall next to him and looked at it, thought it was good and put it down again, the stall owner just got up and sat down excitedly, thinking that Xia Bing didn't want it.
"Boss, I'll send all your meat to the inn over there today, and I'll ask for it all. ”
After saying that, he threw a handful of gold coins to the boss, and the boss immediately collected the money excitedly and began to clean up, walked a few stalls to buy some vegetables and went back.
Yu Changqing looked at the vegetables he bought and nodded with satisfaction.
"Make a good meal and let the two of them eat and drink to their heart's content. ”
Li Dazhuang and the innkeeper didn't understand.
"Uncle, we won't eat, we won't eat. ”
Yu Changqing squinted at the two of them.
"If you don't eat it, you will chop them both up. ”
The two of them immediately panicked.
"Eat, eat, eat, we eat, we can eat, we can eat, we can eat a lot. ”
Yu Changqing nodded with satisfaction and left the kitchen.
"I knew you could, eat it. ”
Although the two didn't understand why Yu Changqing let the two of them eat so much, they could survive if they ate it.
Su Yi and Xia Bing began to cook puzzled, and soon at noon, the two of them were ready, and there was still a lot left after all the people had eaten, and the two began to eat like crazy, and soon ate all of them.
Seeing that there was no one left, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
Yu Changqing walked in and asked Suyi.
"Finished eating?"
Su Yi nodded.
"Yes, I ate a lot, it's gone. ”
"Then pack up and go, and by the way, drop the two of them in the most populous part of town. ”
Su Yi didn't understand, so she called out to two people and dragged the two of them to the square.
Yu Changqing stood at the edge of the square, and Su Yi and all the people stood behind Yu Changqing.
"Pay attention, there is a big show in the square, this is the only time, don't miss it when you pass by. ”
In the face of Yu Changqing's shouting, everyone was a little puzzled, but there were more and more people gathered in the square, and it was immediately funny to see Li Dazhuang and the innkeeper look like this, and it was definitely a good show for the two people from the black shop to be thrown out like this.
Yu Changqing snapped his fingers, and the stomachs of the two of them seemed to have something ruptured.
"You can't go, if you want to see it, you can take a look. ”
Xia Bing nodded.
"Of course, I'm going to see what happens, and let me feed them, and they'll deserve it. ”
A minute or two passed, and the two of them started farting.
Puff puff
The people around frowned.
"Put down the bowl while eating. ”